I Got Reincarnated as a Weed

Chapter 82: Helpless Zhou

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As a grass, Zhouye is very sensitive to everything around it.

At this moment, he smelled the smell of fertilizer and felt that something was wrong.

The situation seems a bit strange.

Zhou Ye stared at the fertilizer with burning eyes, his IQ running at its limit.

After a while, he finally found a clue.

this…

inside the house.

The big-faced man suddenly frowned.

He smelled the fertilizer right away.

Immediately, the big-faced man waved his sleeves and the smell of fertilizer disappeared without a trace.

He turned to look at Zhou Ye under the old tree, and what reflected in his eyes was the bag of fertilizer.

"This is..." The big-faced man was shocked.

"Where did this monster feces come from?" The big-faced man was confused.

In the entire Qingxu Mountain, no monster dared to approach, let alone defecate under the old tree.

After much deliberation, there was only one possibility.

"Could it be Lu Xiaoyuan?" The big-faced man's expression changed slightly.

He dodged and appeared next to Lu Xiaoyuan, and asked with a dark face: "How can you do it under the tree?"

"Ah?" Lu Xiaoyuan was stunned.

What are you saying? Why can’t you understand

"See for yourself." The big-faced man pointed in the direction of the old tree.

Lu Xiaoyuan looked over with a blank expression.

She was also confused.

"Did you do it?" the big-faced man asked in a deep voice.

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Lu Xiaoyuan waved his hands vigorously and shook his head in denial.

The big-faced man was silent.

After thinking for a long time, I felt that it really couldn't be Lu Xiaoyuan.

After all, Lu Xiaoyuan has something in and nothing out. No matter what it is, once it enters his stomach, it will never come out.

Then here comes the problem.

Where did that shit come from

The big-faced man took a deep breath, and after a while he said to Lu Xiaoyuan: "I'll leave this matter to you, clean it up for me!"

"Why should I go?" Lu Xiaoyuan muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Huh?" The big-faced man glared at her.

"Okay, I'll just go." Lu Xiaoyuan pouted, then opened the door and walked out of the yard.

Under the old tree.

Zhou Ye's body froze.

If he were a human being now, his expression would also be frozen.

Damn it.

"Sure enough, I knew it wouldn't be something good." Zhou Ye wanted to cry.

My naive self was tricked again by my cheating father.

"Little grass spirit, where did this shit come from?" Lu Xiaoyuan appeared next to Zhou Ye, holding his nose and asking curiously, pointing at the fertilizer.

Hearing this, Zhou Ye felt even more uncomfortable.

But he couldn't say that this was a surprise given to him by the plug-in's father.

"I don't know." Zhou Ye replied.

His tone was full of despair.

"Oh, you're still in there, it's too scary." Lu Xiaoyuan shook his head and took two steps back.

"You can come out quickly."

Zhou Ye pulled out the roots from the fertilizer and then ran to the side.

While running, the roots shook, and a few tiny balls of fertilizer were thrown out.

Lu Xiaoyuan looked frightened and backed away.

"You little fool, you actually took the opportunity to take revenge on Mr. Lu!" Lu Xiaoyuan hid behind the courtyard door, pointed at Zhou Ye and said loudly.

"I..." Zhou Ye didn't know what to say.

He stood there, looking at his roots.

There seems to be a little more dust on it.

Seeing this, Zhou Ye murmured in a low voice: "I'm not clean anymore..."

"Eh~" Lu Xiaoyuan looked disgusted.

She waved her little hand, and a stream of colorful profound energy flew out, wrapping all the fertilizer and throwing it to the bottom of the cliff.

"Xiao Cao Jing, let me wash you up." Lu Xiaoyuan said to Zhou Ye.

Then, she raised a finger, and seven-colored divine light emerged, drawing a circle in the air.

The aperture fluctuated continuously, and then water sprayed out from it, directly spraying towards the surrounding leaves.

"Crash..."

The water flow hit Zhou Ye and almost pushed him off the cliff.

"laugh."

The two blades of grass penetrated deeply into the soil, and the surrounding leaves suffered a strong impact.

His roots were washed clean and a little white.

"Enough, enough! If you rush in again, something will happen." Zhou Ye shouted.

"Yes." Lu Xiaoyuan nodded, then stretched out his hand to wipe out the aperture.

She trotted towards Koya, stepping an inch above the soil with each step so that the soil could not get on her shoes at all.

She stretched out her hand and was about to lift Zhou Ye up, but hesitated.

"Hurry up." Zhou Ye lay on the soil and urged Lu Xiaoyuan.

"Alas." Lu Xiaoyuan sighed, as if he was ready to die.

She opened her hand, and her palm was wrapped in colorful mysterious energy.

Then, with a look of disgust on his face, he pinched Zhou Ye's leaf tip with two fingers and picked him up.

"That's too much." Looking at her expression, Zhou Ye sighed.

"You'd better explain carefully where you got that thing from." Lu Xiaoyuan looked serious.

"I told you, I don't know..." Zhou Ye sighed again.

"I believe you are a ghost." Lu Xiaoyuan said disdainfully.

She knew that this thing must have been made by the little grass spirit.

But since Zhou Ye didn't want to say it, Lu Xiaoyuan didn't force it.

As long as it doesn't affect you, it doesn't matter.

"I'll dry it for you." Lu Xiaoyuan shook his little hand lightly.

Immediately, Zhou Ye felt a warm breath wrap around him.

In the blink of an eye, my whole body was dry and comfortable.

"You should pay attention to personal hygiene in the future." Lu Xiaoyuan emphasized.

Zhou Ye nodded.

Although it has become a piece of grass, human thoughts are still there, and they will definitely pay attention to these.

If he had discovered what the fertilizer was, he would definitely not have touched it.

No matter how tempting it is, Zhou will never touch it!

"Check-in, I will remember you." Zhou Ye muttered in his heart.

Lu Xiaoyuan looked at the area full of water stains, and then wiped away the remaining water.

"Okay, it's solved. I'll continue to think about it." Lu Xiaoyuan put Zhou Ye on the ground and ran back to his house.

"You came here to deal with Zhou when you have nothing to do. Are you thinking about it?" Zhou Ye complained in his heart.

But think about it, if Lu Xiaoyuan really thought about it, maybe Lu Xiaoyuan wouldn't be able to think of anything.

The next day.

After a night of practice, the universal points have exceeded 10,000.

But unfortunately, it is still not possible to improve the cultivation level.

Morning.

Lu Xiaoyuan walked to the open space in the yard and took a look at the elixir field, feeling a little uncomfortable.

While she was thinking about it, she couldn't touch those things, otherwise she would be punished.

She walked up to Zhou Ye out of habit, and was about to pull Zhou Ye out of the spiritual field and take a breath, but suddenly she remembered what happened last night.

"Alas." Lu Xiaoyuan sighed, slowly turned around and left.

Looking at her back, Zhou Ye felt comfortable all over.

"The hard times are finally over."

Not many people can understand the feeling of seeing the dawn of hope.

Zhou Ye glanced at the panel and immediately improved his physical realm.

Universal points consume 10,000 points.

[Physical Realm]: Spiritual level, top level.

At this moment, Zhou Ye's power surged again.

But he doesn't know how strong he is.

"Old tree..." Somehow, Zhou Ye wanted to try the old tree again.

But after thinking about it carefully, I decided to forget it.

It’s not easy for people to grow old trees.

First he was penetrated by himself, and then he was beaten by himself.

That is to say, the old tree cannot speak, otherwise it would have been annoying.

Zhou Ye pondered, if the old tree could talk, it would definitely say 'I want to kill you', right

"Our friendship is here, I won't do anything to you." Zhou Ye glanced at the old tree outside the yard and nodded to it.

Old tree: "..."

I’ll update a chapter today, which I saved yesterday. I just got off work and I’m going to bed. So sleepy(д;).

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