"Brother, let me tell you a story. What do you think?" Zhou Ye suddenly said to Lao Hei.
Lao Hei was stunned for a moment, but without thinking much, he nodded and said, "Go ahead."
Jin Xiaoer also looked at Zhou Ye. He wanted to know what story a little grass spirit could tell.
Seeing them both looking at him, Zhou Ye spoke directly without any ink.
"A long time ago, there was a mountain called Huaguo Mountain..."
"Wait a minute." Lao Hei suddenly raised his hand to interrupt Zhou Ye, and then asked with a puzzled look on his face: "I, Lao Hei, remember that there is no mountain called Huaguo Mountain within a radius of thousands of miles..."
Zhou Ye: "..."
"Snapped!"
Jin Xiaoer directly patted Lao Hei on the head, and then said: "This is a fucking story. Do you understand the story?!"
"Oh..." Lao Hei raised his hand and touched the top of his head. He looked at Jin Xiaoer's fierce eyes and shrank his neck.
"Little grass spirit, please continue talking." Jin Xiaoer nodded towards Zhou Ye.
Immediately, Zhou Ye continued to tell the story.
"On the top of Huaguo Mountain, there is a large stone pier. This stone pier is six feet high and more than two feet four feet thick! One day, there was only a booming sound, and the stone pier split into two halves. With a bang, a stone ball rolled out from inside. The big stone ball rolled like crazy, and as it rolled, it encountered a mound of dirt. Then the stone ball jumped up and turned into a stone monkey!"
"From that day on, the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain was born..."
Jin Xiaoer and Lao Hei listened with great interest, while also thinking about Zhou Ye's purpose in telling them this story.
"The Monkey King became very naughty after becoming his disciple..."
"Later..."
"Finally, he went to heaven..."
"It has become the object of worship in people's hearts, the Monkey King, the Monkey King!"
Zhou Ye ended here.
"Then what? Is there anything else?" Lao Hei was still satisfied after hearing this.
Especially when he heard that the Monkey King was going to heaven, his blood boiled and he wanted to accompany the Monkey King to cut down everything.
Jin Xiaoer touched his chin and thought for a moment, then asked: "Xiao Cao Jing, you told this story very well."
"It's okay." Zhou Ye was very modest.
"Brother, Monkey King is of the same race as you in a sense, and he once wore a tiger skin skirt." Zhou Ye said to Lao Hei.
"What do you mean?" Lao Hei was a little confused.
Hei Lao Hei is not very good at using his IQ.
Thinking about the meaning of other people's words seemed to him more tiring than fighting.
"What Xiao Cao Jing means is that from now on, you might as well call yourself Monkey King, the Monkey King." Jin Xiaoer rolled his eyes, feeling helpless at the same time.
As a little brother, my mind is really slow.
"That won't work!" Lao Hei waved his hand immediately.
"My cultivation level, Lao Hei, is too low. Isn't using the name of the Great Sage an insult to the Great Sage?!" Lao Hei shook his head and refused.
Zhou Ye looked at him and felt that Monkey King, the Monkey King, had become the object of Lao Hei's worship.
"Then what do you want to be called?" Jin Xiaoer asked.
"Although I can't be called the Great Sage, I can have the same surname as the Great Sage, Sun!" Lao Hei said with a smile.
"Sun Xiaosheng?" Jin Xiaoer asked tentatively.
"That won't work." Lao Hei shook his head.
"Sun Shengsheng?" Jin Xiaoer probed again.
"This is even worse. Brother, why are you so bad at naming?" Lao Hei curled his lips, a look of disgust on his face.
Jin Xiaoer looked at him with no expression on his face.
"Little grass spirit, you should pick one for me. A grass spirit like you who can tell stories must be an educated grass spirit. The name you choose will definitely be better than that of my elder brother." Lao Hei looked at it hopefully. With Zhou Ye.
The two blades of grass on the periphery were rubbing against each other, bending over and thinking.
After a while, he slowly said, "Why don't you call me Sun Xiaoer?"
Jin Xiaoer: "..."
The smile on Lao Hei's face froze, and he said somewhat gloomily: "Isn't this name a bit ill-considered? The word "Xiao Er" seems like a sand dollar."
"Snapped!"
A hand was placed on Lao Hei's strong shoulder.
Jin Xiaoer's face was expressionless, and there was murderous intent in his eyes.
"what did you just say?"
The cold tone contained overwhelming anger.
"No, you heard me wrong just now. I didn't say anything." Lao Hei showed a weak and flattering smile.
Huh, if I can't beat you, I'll lose if I don't spray your name.
"I won't argue with you this time. Next time, I will take you for a walk in the sky." Jin Xiaoer smiled, but his smile gradually became cruel.
Lao Hei smiled and nodded.
But the thoughts in my heart are different.
What about next time
Sorry, there is no next time.
From now on, I will only spray you in my heart.
"Little grass spirit, please continue." Jin Xiaoer looked at Zhou Ye.
He wanted to know today what name Zhou Ye could give Lao Hei.
"Hey, Brother Jin, you are Lao Hei's eldest brother. Otherwise, Lao Hei will call you Sun Lao Er." Zhou Ye was very worried because he really couldn't think of a name.
"That won't work. I can't have the word "two" in my name." Lao Hei refused directly.
"Then Mr. Sun." Zhou Ye sighed.
Lao Hei thought about it and felt helpless.
"Brother, are you really literate? Seeing how well you tell stories, I thought you were very literate, but I didn't expect that your naming skills were so bad." Lao Hei expressed his disappointment.
Zhou Ye was silent.
Is it possible for me, Zhou, to tell you that this story was copied
culture
That's really not something he, Zhou, can have.
"Let's call him Sun Laosan." Lao Hei sighed, already accepting his fate.
"Okay!" Jin Xiaoer immediately patted Sun Laosan on the shoulder.
Sun Laosan noticed that the way Jin Xiaoer looked at him was filled with the feeling that we are indeed good brothers.
The eldest brother's name is Jin Xiaoer, and the younger brother's name is Sun Laosan.
Nothing seems wrong.
"By the way, brother, what's your name?" Sun Laosan looked at Zhou Ye.
"Zhou Ye." Zhou Ye said his name calmly.
"Did you get it yourself?" Sun Laosan asked curiously.
Zhou Ye thought for a while and finally nodded.
He couldn't tell Sun Laosan that his parents gave him this name.
"Oh no, why did you achieve such a high level just by giving yourself a name?" Sun Laosan was indignant and unconvinced.
He always felt that Zhou Ye was overconfident in naming himself.
Otherwise, how could you come up with a name with no cultural content like Sun Laosan
"There's nothing I can do about it, I just feel like I should be called by this name." Zhou Ye had no choice but to spread his hands with two blades of grass.
"Okay, this matter is settled." Jin Xiaoer said.
In his heart, he felt like he had found someone of the same kind.
"Alas!" Sun Laosan sighed for an unknown number of times.
"If nothing happens, I will refine the elixir first." Zhou Ye said to Jin Xiaoer.
"Don't worry, just refine it." Jin Xiaoer nodded.
Immediately, Zhou Ye jumped to the ground, rolled up the thousand-year-old earth-level low-grade elixir and began to refine it.
"You help protect the little grass spirit first, and I'll go find some food." Jin Xiaoer said softly to Sun Laosan.
"Okay, don't worry, just leave it to me." Sun Laosan nodded.
Jin Xiaoer glanced at Zhou Ye again, then disappeared.
Zhou Ye cannot transform into a human form now, so he cannot eat.
Jin Xiaoer planned to get some things that could be refined. Otherwise, Zhou Ye, who had refined the elixir, would have to watch him and Sun Laosan eat.
Presumably the situation will be very bad then.
So you have to prepare early.
Thanks to the bosses for the reward. ps: I highly recommend a new book called "The Fairy Road of a Weed"! ! !
(End of chapter)