I Have Amnesia, Don’t Be Noisy!

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Kiss Hodgepodge was originally a gourmet show. Each episode, a chef would cook, and some celebrities would be invited to taste it, and by the way, we would talk a little about the entertainment industry. Later, it turned into a variety show that invited celebrities to do games and talk about works, and to do a dish by the way. To this day, the cooking project still remains.

"Brother Chen, long time no see," Chu Qin greeted Mu Chen on the stage and asked him to sit between him and Lin Xiaoxiao, "What have you been busy with recently?"

This is to promote new works for him. Mu Chen is familiar with these things and answered quickly: "I'm busy filming, the movie "Detective" will be released on August 1st, so I can take a breath and eat here. Dinner."

"Oh, it's going to be released on August 1." Lin Xiaoxiao emphasized again.

"Wait a minute," Chu Qin raised his hand to stop everyone from continuing to chat. When everyone turned their attention to him, he frowned and said, "What do you mean by coming here to eat? Is this a serious variety show?"

"Hahahaha..." There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Mu Chen clenched his fists to his lips and snickered, Chu Qin stared at him and made an exaggerated expression: "This is the No. 1 variety show in the prosperous world, not the No. 1 cafeteria OK? Come here to eat! I haven't been a cook for many years. ?"

The audience laughed back and forth. People all over the country knew that Chu Qin used to learn food processing and often joked that he was a cook. Zhong Yibin's eyes lit up, but he couldn't see such a lively Chu Qin at home, which made him feel very novel.

"Okay, stop joking," Chu Qin pulled back to the subject when everyone laughed enough, "Because the movie "Detective in the Middle Ages" starring Mu Chen is about to be released, we were fortunate to have the best actor come to our show to cook. "At this time, the word "cooking" will become an echo in the later stage, and then replay the sentence "Isn't the first canteen OK?"

Mu Chen glanced at him sideways, the audience hahaha.

"The rest of the cast members of the cast of "Explore" are invited to appear!" After the announcement, the other three leading actors of the cast also came on stage, two actresses and one actor, all of whom are well-known but still very popular. There is no famous star.

Chu Qin introduced each actor seriously, and then started the first session, called "Simmering in a Pot". A chef will be invited to demonstrate a dish, and then several guests will do one of the steps, and the final dish will be tasted by the host.

In the gap between the props, Lin Xiaoxiao pulled Chu Qin aside, and the camera chased the two of them: "Brother Qin, you said just now that we are the No. 1 variety show in the prosperous world, will you be beaten?"

Chu Qin held the microphone and pointed innocently at the door: "Just come! It says ah..."

The camera moves to the outside of the recording studio, the number on the gate - the first variety show recording hall. This shot was shown on the big screen at the scene.

"Hahahaha..." The audience started laughing again. The first recording hall is called "the third grade first class", which is not what it means at all.

However, in fact, everyone knows that "Kiss Hodgepodge" is really the No. 1 variety show in the prosperous world, both in terms of ratings and influence. Therefore, even if Chu Qin didn't explain this sentence, everyone didn't realize that something was wrong.

The news of Chu Qin's injury-recording program had already spread all over the stage, and many people were waiting to see Chu Qin's jokes. In the corner that the audience can't see, there are Chen Jiming and the hosts of two other programs. The news of Chu Qin's injury has been kept secret from the public, and it is estimated that there is some hidden reason. There is a lot of running and jumping in this show, and they are very curious about how Chu Qin will deal with it.

While the guests were cooking, Chu Qin sat on the high chair and chatted with everyone: "Let me tell you first, I'm not physically comfortable and can't do strenuous exercise, so..." He even took the initiative to talk about his body, This surprised the lively colleagues.

Zhu Chang in the corner said quietly, "It's inconvenient, isn't that the one?"

Chu Qin was holding a carrot as an ingredient and preparing to introduce the dish. Hearing this, his eyes widened: "What is it, pig intestines, you can say it clearly!" Then he handed the carrot to Lin Xiaoxiao and rushed over there. Raise your chin. Lin Xiaoxiao carried the carrot aggressively in the posture of holding a kitchen knife, making Zhu Chang cry out in fright. He was stabbed by a carrot and made a decent scream, causing chaos on the stage.

Several young actors couldn't help but watch the three of them messing around, and some details of the chefs will be ignored here. As a result, the dishes I learned to make were nondescript and very unpalatable. The unpleasant consequence is that the guests have to eat up their own dishes.

Mu Chen elegantly ate a piece of pork ribs that looked disgusting, and then motioned for others to do whatever they wanted.

"Brother Chen, I want to know, how did you eat it?" Chu Qin grinned at him.

"This is much better than the props dishes eaten during filming!" Mu Chen swallowed the meat.

A certain costume movie appeared on the big screen. Mu Chen's hero and the demon sect leader who concealed their identities were drinking each other.

"Why do you only eat peanuts on such a large table?" Lin Xiaoxiao pointed at the two heroes on the screen who were eating peanuts in a dashing manner, with a flick of his sleeves, "You have to eat so much. Style…”

"The big summer scene took two days. Except for the fried peanuts, all the other dishes were spoiled!" Mu Chen looked in pain, and a group of flies flew around the table with its own effect on the big screen.

Lin Xiaoxiao tutted twice: "If you invite someone else's demon sect leader to dinner, just eat bad food. No wonder he wants to fight with you in the end."

The first session went very smoothly. After a short intermission, the host could take a drink, and the audience could move freely, go to the toilet or talk.

Zhong Yibin wanted to go to the backstage to ask Chu Qin if his ribs hurt, but he was stopped by the little girl next to him: "Handsome guy, are you also a fan of Brother Qin? I think you've been looking at Brother Qin!"

"Of course." Zhong Yibin showed her his lock screen, which was a private photo of Chu Qin.

"Huh? When was this filmed, why didn't I?" The little fan looked up curiously, but Zhong Yibin quickly put it away and didn't show it to her. This photo was taken by him yesterday, and of course I can't find it online.

"Hey, it really is my own." The little girl greeted a few classmates behind her, and someone immediately handed over a light sign and stuffed it into Zhong Yibin's hand. The sign reads "Brother Qin" in big characters, and also draws a heart, twinkling.

"You're in a good position, come and hold it, the camera will catch it in a while, what a face!" Several little girls were so excited that they found a male fan of Brother Qin, who was also a handsome guy, which was not easy.

Zhong Yibin held the sign in confusion, and before he refused, the second session began.

The hodgepodge has a fixed pattern. If you come to promote movies and TV series, the second link is called "Please close your eyes when it's dark." This is a role-playing game, in which the guest and the host play the roles of the play and interpret a certain plot.

"Detective in Detective" is a detective drama in the period of the Republic of China. It revolves around a mysterious murder case, revealing the truth step by step, and finally discovering that it is a conspiracy of Yueguo, mixed with decryption detectives and espionage warfare, etc. The overall style is cool Dazzling and funny, it is a commercial film.

A movie clip plays first on the screen. As soon as Mu Chen, who was wearing a long trench coat and a black top hat, came out, the fans in the audience began to scream. He was cold and solemn, and followed the people from the police station to check the body. The beautiful sheriff of the police station held her arms and raised her chin slightly, distrusting this detective who suddenly appeared. Tan went to check the corpse, opened the mouth and eyes of the corpse with white gloves, the forensic doctor was chattering, Tan's assistant was retching, and there was a fool guard passing by in the morgue.

There are many characters, and for entertainment purposes, no other characters can play themselves except the protagonist.

The task of hosting and directing was handed over to an actress, and two male actors, one was a forensic doctor and the other was an assistant. Chu Qin looked at the two of them carefully and said, "You two can't play yourselves, Li Ting can play the assistant instead, and Mo Shaoyang will play..."

Mo Shaoyan played the role of the little policeman who led the way. Although he had a small role, he was considered the second male lead. He was handsome and sunny. However, he is still a newcomer in the circle. This time the stage is to let him play forensic medicine. Although there is nothing wrong with it, it is not outstanding.

Chu Qin paused and said with a smile, "Aiya, the stage said that he would be the forensic doctor, but I think he is more suitable for the role of the sheriff."

"Hahahaha..." Everyone laughed, the sheriff was a beautiful woman, and it was obviously more fun to make Mo Shaoyang's little fresh meat skewer a woman.

Mo Shaoyang blushed, and Lin Xiaoxiao, who was beside him, immediately helped: "Yes, I want to be a forensic doctor, so it's settled, Shaoyang, you play the sheriff." After speaking, he changed the role hat with him involuntarily.

"I'm an assistant!" Another actress raised her hand.

"I'm playing a fool!" Zhu Chang jumped out from behind and took the fool's prop broom very actively.

"You're still so happy playing a fool?" Chu Qin laughed at him curiously, and then suddenly he couldn't laugh anymore, "Wait a minute, you all robbed the characters, then I..."

All the characters in the original work are circled on the big screen. If someone plays the role, the green circle will turn red. Now there is only one big circle that stands out, which is the corpse on the bed.

"Hahahahaha..." Seeing Chu Qin's confused expression, everyone laughed when they reacted.

Chu Qin frowned and pouted: "Then I'll play a corpse?"

The audience burst into laughter, and the camera turned to the audience, specifically to see the reactions of Chu Qin's fans. The little girls all laughed and called Brother Qin to cheer, waving the aid items in their hands vigorously, only one person seemed particularly abrupt. That is in the center of the front row, the handsome guy with sunglasses, holding a light sign, and shaved.

"Pfft—" In the studio, Teacher Liang sprayed a sip of tea onto the screen.

The author has something to say: Small Theater:

"Second Cake to be a big story among fans"

Fan Girl A: I have an artistic photo of Brother Qin

Fan girl B: I have a daily photo of brother Qin

Two Pies: I have nude photos of Chin Chin

Fan Girl A & B:…

Fan Girl A: I have a doll of the same style as Brother Qin

Fan Girl B: I have a doll of the same style as Brother Qin

Two cakes: I have an inflatable doll of the same style as Qinqin

Fan girls A & B: ... they are losing