Sitting in a coffin is probably a novel experience for anyone.
Lying in the dark and cramped space that people can only get after death, they swayed constantly with the turbulent flow outside, bumping into the hard lid of the coffin from time to time, and in Bai Qiuran's coffin, there were still two people lying.
Don't think that Li Jinyao beside you is a soft and cute girl, those two people are in a small coffin together, shaking with the bumpy turbulence, they will feel better.
Li Jinyao is a human being, and there are many hard parts on the human body. Along the way, Bai Qiuran was hit by her head, elbows, knees and other parts dozens of times at least.
Although I felt sorry for Tang Ruowei, every time Li Jinyao bumped into her, Bai Qiuran was thinking, fortunately, it wasn't the disciple who was lying with him.
Li Jinyao still has some cushioning places on her body, if it were Tang Ruowei... Then her cushioning parts might be harder than her knees and elbows.
After a bumpy ride, after an unknown amount of time in the dark, the coffin finally stopped shaking. Bai Qiuran pushed the coffin board and found that the force that originally sealed the coffin board had disappeared. It seemed that it should have arrived.
So he pushed aside the coffin board and stood up.
An abundance of spiritual energy rushed towards him, the sun above his head was warm and warm, and the scent of green grass came from his nostrils. If it weren't for the piles of scattered coffins placed under and around his feet, Bai Qiuran really thought he was here. to a garden.
"As expected of the Central Immortal Realm."
He sighed:
"Even the cemetery is built so beautifully."
Beside him, Li Jinyao also sat up from the coffin. The girl had large red marks on her face and hands. At first glance, she knew that she was hit hard. The first thing she did when she got up was to rub Those red spots on his body, he sucked cold air from his mouth.
Seeing her get up, Bai Qiuran couldn't help laughing:
"You're not feeling well, are you?"
Li Jinyao hesitated for a moment, then nodded tearfully and said:
"If I play this kind of routine again in the future, I'll be stupid..."
Li Jinyao secretly decided in her heart that she would never ride with Bai Qiuran in this kind of transportation with a small space and a large vibration in the future. It was precisely because the person she was next to was Bai Qiuran, so she bumped into Bai Qiuran, and Bai Qiuran probably just felt that It was uncomfortable, but she herself would be repulsed with pain.
There are some ways to express intimacy without risking your life.
At this time, the boards of several coffins around Bai Qiuran and Li Jinyao were also pushed away. Qing Mingzi, Liu Shi, and Tang Ruowei rubbed a certain part of their body and stood up from the coffin, only the doll body. The puppet looked as usual.
"I never thought in my life that I would stand up from the coffin one day..."
Tang Ruowei muttered while rubbing her red nose:
"This experience, I can only say, is really impressive."
Seeing her red nose, Bai Qiuran immediately understood what was going on, and he asked:
"Did you smash the coffin, or did the coffin smash you?"
"what?"
Tang Ruowei looked at him blankly.
"I mean, it's almost time, do you still need a massage for you?"
Bai Qiuran repeated.
Tang Ruowei stood on the spot and thought for a while, and suddenly blushed and said angrily:
"Bullshit!"
After a while, she blushed again, and stammered and added in a low voice:
"Pushing, tuina massage is still to be done..."
Seeing the interaction between their master and apprentice, Qing Mingzi frowned and thought for a while, and suddenly felt strange.
In his mind, he involuntarily replaced Bai Qiuran with himself, and Tang Ruowei with his former apprentices, restored it a little in his mind, and then he couldn't help but fight a cold war.
"Quran."
He coughed and said:
"It's a good thing to be closer between the master and the apprentice, but you must also pay attention to the influence, and don't make jokes too much."
"Oh."
Bai Qiuran responded.
"Master Shizu, let me tell you."
Seeing Bai Qiuran's rare honesty in front of Qing Mingzi, Tang Ruowei rolled her eyes, as if she had found the backbone.
She pointed at Bai Qiuran and complained:
"This master owes a lot to his mouth. Not only does he like to laugh at me, but he also teases others."
"Qiuran has a mouth, I know it, since I picked him up, this stinky boy's mouth has been full of trash talk."
Qing Mingzi heard the words and said:
"But flirting with girls... Qiuran, you have to have the courage at that time, maybe Zong Xuan's surname is Bai now..."
"Um?"
Li Jinyao keenly sensed that something was wrong in Qing Mingzi's words, and she hurriedly asked:
"Senior Qing Mingzi, what does this mean? Who is Zong Xuan?"
"Zong Xuan, the third head of Qingming Sword Sect after my ascension."
Qing Mingzi shook his head and said:
"He is also the son of my oldest apprentice and youngest apprentice. At that time, my youngest apprentice was the pet of the sect, and Qiuran and the rest of the group all regarded that girl as their dream lover... "
"Cough cough."
Bai Qiuran was a little embarrassed and coughed:
"Master, that's all thousands of years ago. Now, the disciple has two wives."
"Um..."
After Li Jinyao heard Bai Qiuran admit that the younger sister was his first love, she pouted and looked up at him, a little jealous.
But after Qing Mingzi heard the words, his eyes lit up and said:
"Oh? Your kid is enlightened too? Who is your wife, what does she look like, and what does the elders in the family do? Give me an introduction another day."
"Okay."
Bai Qiuran replied:
"You don't know one, and you actually know the other. She is from the Hehuan Sect. You forgot that you were almost picked up by her master back then."
Qing Mingzi thought for a while, and suddenly his face turned pale.
"You mean that old witch's disciple..."
"Cough um."
And Liu Shi, who had been smiling and did not speak, also smiled at Qing Mingzi at this moment:
"Fellow Daoist Qingming, I think we need to talk about it later."
"Shier, you misunderstood, I have nothing to do with that old witch."
Qing Mingzi hurriedly explained:
"If you don't believe me, ask Qiuran, Qiuran has also been spotted by the old witch."
"Master, please don't pull me into the water."
Bai Qiuran said seriously:
"Yeah, you're gone, that old witch has a crush on me, but I hacked her to death, did you hack her to death?"
Liu Shi's eyes became very sharp again.
"Stinky boy, there is no loyalty at all."
Qing Mingzi cursed, but then he looked at Bai Qiuran with a pitiful look and asked:
"What's the trouble with marrying a girl from the Hehuan Sect? It's not like you don't know the nature of the Hehuan Sect. Even if she really turns back for your prodigal son, her reputation in the world of self-cultivation will not be very good."
"Master, you don't know something."
Tang Ruowei said:
"Second Master is a well-known virtuous woman in the cultivation world. Even the monks of Tiansheng Buddhism admit this. Moreover, although they don't admit it on the surface, now the ten places in Kyushu are actually a family of the righteous and the devil."
"???"
Qing Mingzi was stunned and murmured:
"After I ascended, what happened to the cultivation world?"
"That's a long story."
Bai Qiuran replied:
"It's better to wait until you settle down, and then the disciple will tell you slowly."
He took the lead and walked out, Li Jinyao and Tang Ruowei followed behind him, Liu Shi also walked up to Qing Mingzi, reached out and pinched his waist quietly.
The group walked a few steps, and suddenly a red cloud fell from the horizon, turned into a red fairy, came to Bai Qiuran, and hurriedly bowed to him:
"Sorry, please forgive the little old man for being late."