More than half of the show, Chu Chu finally understood why she had to rehearse in batches, not only because of her special status, but also because of the frequent mention of herself in the poisonous content of other guests. These talk show manuscripts are written in advance by the screenwriter, and there is a teleprompter on site to prevent guests from forgetting their words.
The screenwriters didn't want President Chu to know the content in advance, what they wanted was a natural reaction. Since Mr. Chu has no standards and dislikes the lack of sharpness in the past manuscripts, they will play hard!
Next, Chu Chu almost became the key target of the audience, and whoever came to power had to cue her.
"Mr. Chu, you are the big boss of Chenxing Film and Television after all, and you are half footed in the entertainment industry. When you come up and say that you don't know anyone, is it a little fake? Is this something you are proud of?" Guest a Unaccustomed to Chu Chu's pretentious remarks, he confronted him tit for tat.
Chu Chu couldn't explain that she was a book-wearer, and said earnestly: "The main reason is that your fans don't work hard. I know this is a bit hurtful to your self-esteem, but you have to find the reason for everything. You should reflect on why you are not popular, and you can't encourage fans. Abusive at my real name. Look, I just remember Li Taihe's name?"
The other party didn't expect the cold-looking President Chu, but the answer he gave was clear and down-to-earth, and he couldn't help being stunned on the spot.
As we all know, Li Taihe's fans have insulted Chu Chu's real name for a long time. Now the parties not only laugh it off, but also laugh at themselves, which is really unexpected.
Chu Chu calmly waved his hand, and sincerely suggested: "Hurry up after you go back, and mobilize fans to scold me for two weeks. Not only can I remember your name, but your great idol, Chu Yanyin, can also remember your name! "
Guest a: "… "
Audience: "Hahahahahaha!"
When guest B saw that others were frustrated, he immediately jumped out and asked: "Mr. Chu, there are rumors that you are an artist in your own company, and Li Taihe canceled the contract and left because of this. What do you think?"
"I'm not Yuanfang, what can I look at? I choose not to look at it." Chu Chu complained expressionlessly, "If Li Taihe is indeed forced to have a relationship, he should call the police and have the police arrest him on the grounds of obscenity. Me, not quitting the contract and running away."
Guest b: "…Your bold speech may get the show off the shelf."
Chuchu: "Why? I am serious about popularizing the law."
Guest b: "… "
The audience clapped their legs below and applauded, what a god-like law!
Guest C has a serious face: "I'll tell the truth, don't be unhappy, you can be so arrogant on the show, but it's because of your good father."
Chu Chu shook his head: "I don't rely on my dad."
Guest c was noncommittal, raised his eyebrows and said, "You can't deny the confidence that your family and wealth bring to you."
Chu Chu calmly said, "You are wrong. Let me give you an analogy. Old Chu is richer than me, but he can't be arrogant on the show. Do you know why?"
Chu Yanyin's wealth was several times that of Chu Chu, but Chu Dong was always dignified and courteous, without any gaffe. Guest c was indeed stunned by the question, and asked curiously, "Why?"
"Because Chu Yanyin wants a face, but I don't want it." Chu Chu blinked, she smiled lightly, and patted her face, "So my arrogance doesn't depend on my dad, but on my own thick skin."
Guest c: "… "
Audience: "Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
The host, Xiaodu, was simply resigned to the disadvantage, and could not wait to clapp his hands and praise: "President Chu is very powerful. He doesn't criticize others, but himself! Then we will invite our last guest, the domineering president who is crazy and self-deprecating-President Chu!"
When the debut music sounded, Chu Chu finally stood on the podium amidst warm cheers.
If the audience was initially disgusted with President Chu, they are now amazed by her sense of humor and golden sentences, and are looking forward to her talk show performance. After all, she fights Confucianism with her tongue, and she can directly freestyle without looking at the teleprompter.
Chu Chu straightened the microphone, looked around the crowded auditorium, and said, "Before the broadcast, someone asked me why I wanted to be on a variety show; after the broadcast, someone will definitely ask me why the variety show is so good, does everyone at the scene know the reason?"
The audience under the stage was dazed, and some people shook their heads honestly.
Chu Chu confessed: "The reason is very simple, if it wasn't for Yin Dagang and Xiaoying's cooperation, do you think I would work so hard? I would like to solemnly remind Han Dong that your screenwriters will write such painless boredom again. The manuscript does not touch the pain point, and the first episode of "I am the King of Poisonous Tongues" is likely to be smashed after the broadcast, or it will be renamed "I am the King of Embarrassment"."
Han Dong, who was named in the background: "..."
Han Dong: Wait! ? This is the recording of the program, you actually diss the program directly under your real name?
Audience: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Everyone should know that Xiaoying recently completed the pre-a round of financing, and I invested in it. At that time, the company's executives persuaded me to think twice and don't be impulsive. It took a lot of words to convince the other party..." Chu Chu paused for a moment, sighed, and shook his head, "Now I stand at the show and find that I wasted my words in the past, this is a fish pond bureau, I belong to the king with bronze, don't let go They are completely self-defeating, and they can't give a joke at all!"
The screenwriters in the backstage suddenly realized that it turned out that the target of President Chu's venomous tongue was not the other guests, but the innocents!
The audience under the stage couldn't help but applaud and burst into laughter.
"Isn't there a guest who asked angrily just now, why can't I remember their names?" Chu Chu looked at the guest seat and said earnestly, "You should be thankful now that I didn't remember your name, if I do remember it. I will never ask you for a talk show in the future, you are not good enough except for talk!"
Guest a admired the Jianghu-style clasping his fists and wanted to kneel down to President Chu.
Chu Chu waved his hand and said casually: "Okay, now someone must ask again, why do you only speak the English word talk? Because my education was bought with money, you can go to Li Taihe's fans to find out, they are right I know more than myself. Socrates once said, I can't know myself if I know you, but Li Taihe's fans can!"
"I really want to advertise and undertake celebrity promotion and marketing work. If any artist wants to become popular, please contact me privately, we will scold each other, and basically make the first reservation in the hot search for two weeks. The effect is better than that of any publicity company. Better, the price will be cheaper, pay first and then operate." Chu Chu said calmly, "If you can't buy it, you can't suffer, you can't be fooled, if you're sincere, there have been successful publicity cases - Li Mou, a male star who claims to be an actor but goes to variety shows every day. ."
The audience below the stage had a stomachache from laughing.
"Many people think that rich people's lives are very happy. What I want to tell you is... I'm really happy, so happy that I don't want to go to work!" Chu Chu nodded in agreement and said helplessly, "But old classmate Chu doesn't allow me to stay at home. He waved his hand and set a small goal for me to earn 10 billion yuan. When I heard this, I was stunned. I thought to myself, why didn’t I claim 10 billion yuan for liquidated damages? I want this 100 million yuan What's the use!"
In the hilarious laughter, some audience members shouted: "Is 10 billion real!?"
Chu Chu replied: "It's true, and there are additional conditions. If I don't complete the goal within three years, Lao Chu will arrange for me to get married and have children, and live a life where I can't get out of the door, just use his words. If it means 'to avoid being shamed outside', it is estimated that I will not be allowed to appear on this kind of show in the future?"
"No - we want to see you on the show! We're crowdfunding 10 billion for you!"
"Oh, why are you embarrassed?" Chu Chuyu refused and greeted, "I will ask the assistant to put the account name on Weibo, and everyone will transfer money to me."
Audience: "Hahahahahahaha! Good!"
Chu Chu: "Just kidding, I'm the rich man, how can I be so embarrassed to ask for your money?"
audience:"… "
Audience: Are you suddenly showing off your wealth?
After teasing the audience, Chu Chu returned to the topic: "Don't be nervous, I believe that the goal of 10 billion is easy to achieve. I use this platform to persuade all business leaders in good faith to cooperate with Yinda more, otherwise your sons I'm going to suffer. If I cultivate a young talent and end up being spoiled by someone like me, I can't bear it!"
"When Lao Chu knocks on the door from house to house, he opens his mouth and asks, 'Oh, do you have a son at home', how do you answer? This situation is very embarrassing. Although Lao Chu's career is big, he can't sell his son for glory!" Chu Chu laughed at herself humorously, "All the rising stars and young talents of marriageable age, please work hard to save yourself. I promise you, as long as you cooperate with Yinda, I will let you go, and I will never marry you!"
"Mr. Chu, let me go to hell - begging for marriage -" a little girl screamed in the audience, and everyone laughed.
Chu Chu's face was full of beauty, and she said righteously: "National law does not allow it."
Audience: Do you really think of yourself as the host of a French popularization program?