I Heard That I Am Poor
听说我很穷[娱乐圈]
Author: 苏景闲
Latest: Chapter 137
Status: Completed
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Cold tyrant lord President Xie You has a one ton heavy weibo focus on Yu Nian, the new singer. Yu Nian participated in a singing variety show and became popular overnight, and his singing voice was called the sound of nature.
Xie You: Oh, it must be a tuner, how could it be so good!
Yu Nian’s GIF with a smile while singing swept the whole internet and he was praised for his looks.
Xie You: Oh, must have been a plastic surgery, how could it be so beautiful!
A few months later, President Xie, the antifan leader, updated his Weibo: Hello everyone, we are together @YuNian
Sunspots & Netizens: Joking with us?
Yu Nian was invited to be a guest on a treasure appraisal program. Yu Nian only glanced at it and concluded that an ancient painting worth 70 million yuan was fake.
After the show was broadcast, many netizens started the group mocking mode. They were addicted to mocking Yu Nian crazily, looking forward to slapping him in the face.
When Xie You knew: “No, no, no, NianNian, listen to me, this time it really wasn’t me who brought the water army!”
Soon after, Yu Nian’s life experience was picked up…
After all the netizens had fallen silent, they entered the collapse mode: “Painting is indeed false, because the authentic one has been in his house for three hundred years!”
“The point is, this is the same person who can not afford to takeout, why are you so good? Been trained, trained, trained – do we still have a chance to call you laoji?”
高冷霸总包袱一吨重的谢总裁目标专一、持之以恒地在微博上狂怼新人歌手余年，堪称名副其实第一黑粉，余年唯黑。
余年参加一档歌唱综艺节目一夜爆红，歌声被称天籁。
谢游：呵，肯定调音了，怎么可能唱这么好听！
余年唱歌时粲然一笑的动图席卷全网，被赞神颜。
谢游：呵，肯定整容了，怎么可能长这么好看！
几个月后，黑粉头子谢总裁更新微博：大家好，我们在一起了@余年
众黑粉：逗我？
一档鉴宝节目邀请余年当嘉宾，余年只看了一眼，就断定一幅价值七千万的古画是假的。
节目播出后，众网友开启群嘲模式，余年被疯狂嘲讽炒人设上瘾了，即将被强势打脸。
谢游知道后：“不不不，年年你听我说，这一次真的不是我买的水军！”
不久后，余年身世被扒出……
众网友迷之沉默后，进入崩溃模式：“画确实是假的，因为真迹在他家放三百年了！”
“同样是点不起外卖的人，你为什么如此优秀？嘤嘤嘤现在叫爸爸还来得及吗？”
【高配版霸总、在微博专心黑受、外表高冷内心纯情的攻】X【声音美颜值高、人缘好、坐拥古宅古董却点不起外卖不得不努力挣钱养活自己的落魄贵公子受】
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