Although the fool didn't have a watch and didn't seem to have a mobile phone, he still pinpointed the time quite accurately. In about an hour, his boat came over.
Lin Chengbu wore a grass skirt and followed Yuan Wu onto the boat. Without the cow in the middle, he sat very relaxed, but the grass skirt on his body was also displayed very clearly.
The fool laughed while punting the boat, and was amused all the way until he sent them to Yuan Wu's boat and watched them get on the boat, and smiled and gave Lin Chengbu a thumbs up.
"Thank you." Lin Chengbu clenched his fists.
"Brother Xiaobu!" The big head shouted in surprise from the bow, and then he saw him running over, "You... so beautiful, so beautiful."
"... Find me some clothes." Lin Chengbu said to Yuan Wu, pulling the rattan on his waist.
"Take it yourself," Yuan Wu pointed to a suitcase in the cabin, and glanced at his head again, "What do you have in your hand?"
His big eyes were still staring at Lin Chengbu's grass skirt, and he raised his hand and shook it: "I picked it up at the bow of the boat."
"Pick up a fart," Lin Chengbu was about to enter the cabin to look for clothes to wear, and suddenly became a little nervous when he saw the things in Big Tou's hands, "I brought it here."
"Why did you bring a matching cup?" Yuan Wu looked at him.
The big head was holding a Boston jug glass. To be honest, it was no different from a smooth glass for drinking tea, but Yuan Wu recognized it at a glance, which made Lin Chengbu a little worried, and he didn't know what to say. How to answer.
"I... that..." He subconsciously tugged on the grass skirt, and accidentally ripped off one of the two largest leaves on the front. He quickly covered two steps and jumped into the cabin, "Hey, let me put on some pants first. ."
Yuan Wu ignored him, reached out and asked Datou for a cup, holding it in his hand to watch.
Lin Chengbu opened Yuan Wu's suitcase and looked at Yuan Wu from the corner of his eye while flipping through it.
He originally planned to take this set with him first, but it depends on the situation. It was put in the cabin before launching, but he didn't expect the big head to come and play.
Now he turned over any clothes in his hand and didn't pay attention, just stared at Yuan Wu's reaction.
There is no Yuan Wu's big white expression on the glass, but if Yuan Wu goes to bring the hall glass... All stainless steel utensils have (●—●), even the wine mouth.
It would be good if Yuan Wu suddenly woke up after seeing this, but what if it erupted in another direction again? He touched his hair, maybe it was time to get a shaved head.
Yuan Wu took a look at the matching cup, then turned the cup twice in his hand, and handed it back to the big head: "Play, don't drop it."
When Lin Chengbu saw this action, he first breathed a sigh of relief, and then felt a burst of uncontrollable excitement in his heart, his nose suddenly became a little sore, and tears almost came down.
Yuan Wu may not have noticed this unconscious movement of his own, but to Lin Chengbu, this casual little movement is like some kind of sign of Yuan Wu, and he is so familiar with it... Although he has not seen it for a long time .
"Just pick one and wear it." Yuan Wu lit a cigarette and stood at the stern, "Do you still want to pick all my clothes?"
"No." Lin Chengbu quickly turned his attention back to the suitcase.
Based on the level of attention he paid to Yuan Wu, he had seen almost all of Yuan Wu's clothes, but the clothes he was wearing were very unfamiliar to Yuan Wu. All stuffed in the face.
What Yuan Wu threw out and wore on his body were not the same as before.
It's just... Lin Chengbu felt that these didn't look like new ones.
"Why don't you still go naked?" Yuan Wu turned his head, "Do you have difficulty choosing?"
"Okay, okay," Lin Chengbu casually took a pair of big pants and put them on, then pulled out two more T-shirts, hesitated, then took the one with Hyde's head on it and put it on, "Okay."
Yuan Wu leaned on the edge of the boat and stared at his clothes for a while, then waved: "Let's go, go to Xiaojiang Town."
"Yeah." Lin Chengbu tugged at his clothes, Yuan Wu's clothes were fine, and he felt very sexy.
And very satisfied.
The journey of a fanboy's mind.
"I just saw you..." Yuan Wu sang in front and stretched.
Lin Chengbu wanted to say another sentence, but unfortunately it was Japanese, which he didn't know.
In fact, Yuan Wu doesn't know that either. I used to hum two sentences every time, that is, to pick the English part...
Lin Chengbu's car was parked at the dock, and when he walked to the side of the car, he found a lot of grass and wild flowers stuck on the wheel hub.
"What is this?" He leaned over and looked.
"Abstract work with a big head," Yuan Wu opened the door of the co-pilot and sat up.
"Then do you want to tell him that the car is leaving?" Lin Chengbu asked, "It feels like a big project."
"He doesn't mind," Yuan Wu leaned on the seat. "He created more on his boat, and he was beaten when his mother cleaned up and never notified him."
Lin Chengbu smiled and got into the car.
When the car drove out along the road, Lin Chengbu was not very at ease. It had already happened twice. When he took Yuan Wu out, Yuan Wu had a problem.
As he looked at the road ahead, he was watching Yuan Wu's movements from the corner of his eye.
But Yuan Wu didn't see anything abnormal until he opened the unearthed road. He tilted his head and looked out the window, and hummed a few words, one I just saw you, and one pure hum.
Lin Chengbu lowered the car window and the wind blew in. He took a deep breath in comfort, and then tried to ask, "Do you like hyde?"
"Huh?" Yuan Wu looked back from the window and looked at him.
Lin Chengbu waited for him to answer, but after Yuan Wu finished, he put his arms on the car window, his fingers pressed against his forehead, and he didn't speak for a long time, his expression seemed to be thinking.
Although Lin Chengbu felt that this was a bit cold, he patiently waited for Yuan Wu to think.
Two minutes later, he took the time to glance at Yuan Wu, and found that the man fell asleep in this contemplative posture...
The car drove to the entrance of the post office in Xiaojiang Town, Yuan Wu just woke up and looked outside: "Just stop here."
"Is there a parking space?" Lin Chengbu asked.
Yuan Wu glanced at him with a look at the second fool: "Except in the middle of the road, the places where there are no stalls are parking spaces."
"...Oh," Lin Chengbu parked the car in the shade of a tree by the roadside, "Go directly to the cake shop?"
"Do you want to catch an episode? Today is an episode, but..." Yuan Wu looked at the time in the car, "It's gone by now."
"I'll just ask." Lin Chengbu opened the door and got out of the car.
Xiaojiang Town is very quiet when there are no gatherings. Although it looks dilapidated and a little messy, there is a unique tranquility in the town under the sun.
Lin Chengbu stood under the shade of the tree, waiting for Yuan Wu to lead the way. The wind that swept in from time to time was cool and comfortable.
Yuan Wu stood beside him, and seemed to have no intention of moving. He was a little nervous, and quickly turned to stare at Yuan Wu's face: "You..."
"I think about it." Yuan Wu said.
It seemed that Yuan Wu was quite normal, and Lin Chengbu asked, "What are you thinking?"
"The cake shop, I don't remember where it is." Yuan Wu said.
"Oh," Lin Chengbu let out a sigh of relief and pointed to the road to the market, "It should be over there, on the right side of the road."
"Really," Yuan Wu put on his hat, took out a mask from his pocket and covered it, "how do you know."
"I was hungry when I came back to find you," Lin Chengbu smiled, "I went to buy some bread to eat."
Lin Chengbu's memory is good. The cake shop is indeed on the right side of the road. It is a rustic and small-town shop. There are some cakes on the counter. There are two stalls in front of the shop. Bread, and anhydrous small cakes weighed by the pound.
They entered the store and looked at the counter.
Just as Lin Chengbu was about to say that he should get the smallest one, Yuan Wu said in a low voice, "Fuck."
"What?" Lin Chengbu also asked in a low voice, "You didn't bring any money?"
"No," Yuan Wu turned to look at the proprietress standing at the door, and then turned to look at the cakes on the counter, "It's... Ugly, it exploded."
Lin Chengbu was stunned for a while, but he couldn't help laughing, and he didn't stop for a long time.
"Do you want to order a birthday cake?" The proprietress came over, "These are all made today."
"Can you make it now?" Lin Chengbu asked while enjoying himself, "Is there any pattern we can choose?"
"The cake maker is off work," said the proprietress. "If you want it today, you can choose these. If you want it tomorrow, you can tell me how to make it for you."
"Then pick one." Yuan Wu said.
To be honest, there were three birthday cakes in total, and they were really ugly. Lin Chengbu looked at them and whispered, "This monkey will definitely not be able to hold a birthday peach, the old man's..."
"That is a birthday star, not a monkey." Yuan Wu said.
"...Oh," Lin Chengbu glanced again. After Yuan Wu said it, he could vaguely see that it was a person, and then there were three flat mushrooms on the green grass, too naive, "That's it. ."
Apart from these two, we can only have the red peony on a white background and green leaves, but it is three-dimensional anyway.
"What characters do you want to write?" The proprietress took out the cake, "I can help you write on it."
"Write..." Yuan Wu just wanted to say a happy birthday, but Lin Chengbu interrupted him.
"Happy birthday dear Xiaobubu." Lin Chengbu said.
"Okay." The proprietress went to the back operation room with the cake.
Yuan Wu turned to look at Lin Chengbu.
"What's wrong?" Lin Chengbu rubbed his nose, "Can't you?"
"Does your dad really love you?" Yuan Wu asked.
"...Can't I be coquettish?" Lin Chengbu clicked his tongue.
"Come at me?" Yuan Wu looked at him.
"Yeah, what's the matter." Lin Chengbu said. He was about to say a few more words when the phone in his pocket rang.
The call was from Jiang Chengyu, and Lin Chengbu walked to the side and answered the call: "What's the matter?"
"Are you going to work tomorrow?" Jiang Chengyu asked, "I'll take my friends over for dinner tomorrow."
"Yeah." Lin Chengbu responded.
"Are you free tonight?" Jiang Chengyu asked again.
"No," Lin Chengbu hesitated, "I'm in Xiaojiang Town now."
"Going to Shenqiao? Going to Yuanwu again?" Jiang Chengyu sighed, "You are really not afraid of trouble."
"It's not annoying, it's fun." Lin Chengbu said.
"What are you playing?" Jiang Chengyu smiled.
"I'm celebrating my birthday." Lin Chengbu also smiled.
"Fuck off, your birthday is next month." Jiang Chengyu said.
"I'm happy, if I'm in a good mood, I'll celebrate my birthday every day," Lin Chengbu glanced at Yuan Wu, "It's alright, I'll hang up."
"Is this your attitude towards me?" Jiang Chengyu seemed to stretch his back, speaking in a dragged voice, "I'm in a hurry. Believe it or not, I'll give you some medicine someday."
"Twisted melons are not sweet, Brother Chengyu." Lin Chengbu smiled.
"Fuck," Jiang Chengyu sighed, "let's hang up, see you tomorrow."
Writing on the cake should be quite simple. When Lin Chengbu hung up the phone and returned to the counter, the cake had already been written and put into the box, and Yuan Wu was paying.
"Written?" Lin Chengbu wanted to see, but the box was already tied with a bow.
"Well," Yuan Wu picked up the box, "let's go."
Lin Chengbu followed in a good mood: "I'll take it."
"No," Yuan Wu looked up at the sky, "What time is it?"
"It's after four o'clock," Lin Chengbu said, "Would you like to buy some vegetables? I'll cook some dishes for you."
"Then you have to buy the pots and pans together." Yuan Wu said.
"Buy it, you have to use it anyway," Lin Chengbu said seriously, "I will often come over to improve your meals in the future."
Lin Chengbu picked out two pots in the store. The cooking pot was a large iron pot. He felt very good when he held it in his hand: "This pot is very good."
"Don't get intoxicated," Yuan Wu urged him impatiently, "You have been beautiful for 20 minutes with one shovel and two pots."
"There are still bowls, alright, all together," Lin Chengbu stopped Yuan Wu who wanted to pay, "These are mine, mainly for my use."
"You don't need to save me money." Yuan Wu said.
After leaving the store, the two went to buy some food again. Back in the car, Lin Chengbu looked at him: "Your current income... Is it mainly writing novels?"
"Yeah." Yuan Wu nodded.
"Then I've been reading the column for a long time... I haven't written it." Lin Chengbu started the car.
Yuan Wu did not speak.
Lin Chengbu didn't make a sound anymore, he didn't want to stop like this, even if he was in this state, he would be surprised and enjoyed, but this was not what he wanted.
It's just that he didn't dare to say it all at once.
You haven't written a novel for almost two years, where is the income
How much income can you make from writing novels to support your consumption for so long? Buy a boat, smoke 50 packs of cigarettes, drink imported coffee? In addition to eating instant noodles, Yuanwu's other consumption is not low.
That's your previous savings.
Lin Chengbu didn't dare to say it now.
When we returned to the old pier, the sun was already slanting on the water, and the rays of the setting sun shone down, turning the reeds in the distance into golden colors, so beautiful that it was unreal.
The big head squatted on the pier, carrying the huge golden gourd on his back.
"Why didn't you go home?" Yuan Wu walked over, the toe of his shoe pressed lightly on his ass.
The big head fell forward unsteadily, put his hands on the ground, turned around and shouted happily: "Little... Uncle!"
"Little uncle?" Lin Chengbu was stunned for a while, "Then why don't you call me uncle?"
"Uncle." Datou shouted immediately.
"Have you eaten yet?" Lin Chengbu asked.
"My parents and my mother are in the market today, and they only came back in the evening." The head looked at Yuan Wu, "Let me eat at your place today."
"No food." Yuan Wu said, jumping off the dock and onto the boat.
"I'll eat a little," Big Tou jumped down and followed behind him, "I'm young, I'll be full after one bite."
"Not a single bite." Yuan Wu said.
"Really?" The big head looked up at him.
"Really," Yuan Wu nodded, "I specifically bully children."
"Then how poor I am," said Big Head, "I'll be hungry."
Lin Chengbu laughed from behind and touched his head: "I'll give you something to eat."
Back on the boat at Yuanwu, Lin Chengbu first went to the stern to boil a pot of water in a large iron pot, and put a little ginger to remove the smell of iron oil.
While waiting for the water to boil, he entered the cabin and nervously found Yuan Wu and Datou sitting face to face, with the box containing the bartenders in the middle.
"What is this?" Big Head pointed into the box. ,
"Measuring cups, measuring wine." Yuan Wu said.
"Why are there two ends?" The big head took out a measuring cup.
"One side is 15ml, the other side is 30ml." Yuan Wu replied.
"What is a milliliter?" Big Head asked.
"It's milliliters." Yuan Wu said.
"Oh," Big Head pointed to the box again, "what about this? Is it a spoon? Why is it so long?"
"Bar spoon," Yuan Wu looked at it, "It's for bartending."
"What is bartending?" Datou asked again.
"It's just bartending." Yuan Wu said.
Lin Chengbu stood aside and didn't speak, Yuan Wu looked very calm, the conversation with the big head made Lin Chengbu want to laugh, but he couldn't.
These are all things that Yuan Wu is familiar with. When he explains to Da Tou in the same way, will he start to wonder why he knows these things so well
What will he do when he realizes that this is not the scope of knowledge that he should have now
Lin Chengbu exited the cabin, sat on the small stool at the stern and stared at the iron pot in a daze.
I can't tell what it's like, nervous, looking forward, afraid, worried...
"How to play?" Big head's excited voice came from the cabin.
Lin Chengbu immediately turned his head to look into the cabin, Yuan Wu was holding a hall cup in his hand, and his head was looking at him expectantly.
"I think about it," Yuan Wu stared at the hall cup in his hand, and after a while he looked towards the stern, "Give me a wine bottle."
Lin Chengbu took an empty beer bottle from the side, hesitated, and then threw it towards Yuan Wu.
Yuan Wu caught the bottle stably, followed by following the inertia and took the bottle behind him, and caught it with the hall cup.
"Wow!" Big Head shouted, his eyes widened, staring closely at his hand.
Lin Chengbu's eyes were also fixed on Yuan Wu, his heart was like a volcanic eruption, and all kinds of tastes poured out, rushing in his body.
This familiar movement, this familiar expression, even though it was just a casual and simple movement, it couldn't compare with the performance in the bar before Yuan Wu, but it still made his eyes hot.
There was almost no reaction time, and Lin Chengbu felt a slight itching on his face.
When I touched it, my hand felt wet.
Datou was still happily waiting to see Yuan Wu "tossing the bottle and playing", but Yuan Wu seemed to have suddenly lost interest and stopped.
"What's wrong?" Big Head asked.
"Hands hurt," Yuan Wu put down the hall glass and wine bottle in his hands, "play with yourself."
"Okay!" Datou nodded excitedly immediately.
When Yuan Wu came over, Lin Chengbu could feel that his mind was in a mess, and he had only had time to turn his head away, and even before the tears had been cleaned up, Yuan Wu had already squatted in front of him.
"I ask you," Yuan Wu squeezed his chin and turned his face to face him, "Crying?"
Lin Chengbu couldn't help covering it up, and quickly smeared his face with his hands.
"Why are you crying?" Yuan Wu looked at him.
"...Your performance is amazing," Lin Chengbu said, "I cried with excitement."
"Fart." Yuan Wu said.
Lin Chengbu didn't speak.
Yuan Wu took his hand away, stared at his face, and saw that it would take several minutes before he opened his mouth, his voice was low and hoarse: "Who the hell are you?"