I Just Won’t Play by the Book

Chapter 199: How about showing off your wealth to me?

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After choosing three, Jiang Beiran put down the memorial, looked to the side and said, "Qi Fu, go and pass Zhang Jin to me."

"Follow the order."

After Shen Qifu finished speaking, he immediately left the meditation hall and went to work.

Taking out a new memorial and opening it, Jiang Beiran couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

Jiang Beiran once thought that the reason why the emperor often corrected memorials overnight was because of important government affairs, so he had to finish it quickly.

But when he corrected the memorials himself, he realized that these memorials are even more watery than the [sign in] [Lanzhou biscuits] [passing and topping] in the post bar.

One of the memorials that annoyed Jiang Beiran the most was.

Zhujin Order of a certain place: [Your Majesty, how are you?]

A certain Zhangzheng: [Your Majesty, how are you?]

The city supervisor of a certain place: [Your Majesty, how are you?]

'I love you so much...'

And according to Taifu Shu, these memorials have to be politely replied [I am fine] go back, otherwise reply something else, or let them not submit such boring memorials in the future, it will easily scare those Officials, let them be in a constant state of panic, so that they have no intention of governing.

But Jiang Beiran doesn't care about this, he doesn't have any psychological quality, he is your horse's official, so whenever he sees this kind of memorial, Jiang Beiran will tell them not to present such nonsense again.

Also, I like being a weather reporter.

A certain Jiancheng: Please tell your majesty, this is the weather in Yongli County and other places.

The first day is sunny, the second day is rainy, the third day is rainy...

Then I really wrote the weather conditions for a month.

Jiang Beiran really doesn't understand what is there to report? If you have a rain disaster, just say no to the drought disaster.

In addition to this kind of pure "water sticker" memorial that made Jiang Bei very angry, the eloquent writing of thousands of words and making rainbow farts also made him sick.

Because of all the memorials, there is a fixed format for the two sentences of dragon fart at the beginning, such as Qianqiu Shengshou, Wanshou Boundless, Shou and Tianqi, etc., you always have to come up with a set first, and then add some eulogizing sentences, and the eloquence is just a few hundred words. up.

But I'm afraid that after watching these rainbow farts, there will be no real content behind, and it will be a waste of time.

Generally, after reading this kind of memorial, Jiang Beiran's first feeling is, 'I'll kill you...'

Although he has already said that officials from all over the country should not submit such memorials, there are always those who are far away and have not received the news, or think that their dragon farts are not good enough, and those who have angered the emperor are still submitting. This kind of memorial.

For example, this is the one before Jiang Beiran.

[The emperor issued the decree of grace, the slave is extremely grateful, thank you for accepting it, the emperor's favor is boundless, how to express it, it is difficult for the slave to express his gratitude. Deep, grace recreated...]

Seeing this, Jiang Beiran felt something was wrong, and quickly read the memorial at a glance, and couldn't help but sigh.

"Good guy..."

This memorial is actually to thank him for the memorial that officials are not allowed to present such flattery again, and then use flattery to express that he will not flatter again in the future.

'Very good... Da Sinong, right? Next time I'll treat you as a model. '

Throwing the memorial aside, Jiang Beiran took a new volume again.

Half an hour later, Shen Qifu ran back to the Jingxin Hall, knelt down and shouted: "Your Majesty, Zhang Lushu is waiting outside."

"Come in."

"Follow the order."

"The biography book ordered Zhang Jin to enter the palace!"

Following Shen Qifu's summons, a minister walked into the Jingxin Hall and knelt down to salute: "My minister Zhang Jin kowtows to His Majesty, long live my emperor, long live, long live."

"Take off your official uniform." Jiang Beiran said without raising his head.

Zhang Jin was stunned, a little confused, looked up at the emperor, and then at the father-in-law next to him, but no one told him the reason.

"I don't know what I did to offend the sky..."

"Do you want me to say it again?" Jiang Beiran put down the memorial and asked Zhang Jin.

"My minister... obey the order."

After Zhang Jin finished speaking, he got up and began to take off his official uniform. Although he was very angry in his heart, he didn't dare to show it on his face.

When Zhang Jin took off his official uniform, Jiang Beiran glanced at him and said, "Keep taking off."

Zhang Jin was stunned again, but this time he didn't dare to say more, and took off the cotton coat inside.

When Zhang Jin took off only his single clothes, Jiang Beiran said, "Shougui."

"The slave is here." Wang Shougui who was beside him immediately responded.

"Go and open the temple door, all of them."

"Follow the order."

Without the slightest doubt, Wang Shougui immediately opened all the doors of the Jingxin Hall.

"Huh~huh~"

Gust after gust of cold wind blew into the house in an instant, that golden mortal body, who was middle-aged, how could he stand the cold without winter clothes, and quickly curled up and shivered stand up.

"Ah Choo!"

After Zhang Jin sneezed for the first time, Jiang Beiran raised his head again and said, "Is it cold?"

"Cold..." Zhang Jin replied with trembling lips.

Throwing the memorial that was placed next to Zhang Jin in front of Zhang Jin, Jiang Beiran shouted: "In the memorial you submitted, it is written that you hope to slow down the matter of cotton wool in Zhangyun County, very good, as long as you can kneel down to me When I go to court tomorrow, I will grant your request!"

Zhang Jin's eyes widened suddenly, and he bowed his head and said, "Your Majesty, this is not what I want. It's just that I can't find so much cotton wool to supply the people."

"Can't find it? If I change someone to complete this matter, how will you do it?"

"My minister... I know my mistake."

"I'll give you seven days. If you can't raise cotton wool, next time it's not as simple as kneeling here and blowing the air. Get back!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty Long En, and I will retire."

In Zhang Jin's memorial just now, the words can be said to be quite sincere, and there are various difficulties in expressing himself. If it weren't for the system prompts, Jiang Beiran almost believed him.

'These dog officials have no ability, and they will cry all day long. What use are these wastes! '

With a sigh in his heart, Jiang Beiran looked at Wang Shougui and said, "Close the door."

"Follow the order."

When the wind gradually subsided, Jiang Beiran thought for a moment, and then continued to review the memorial just now.

"emperor."

Just as Jiang Beiran finished reviewing a memorial and put it on the table, Mu Yao came over and shouted a blessing to Jiang Beiran.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Beiran raised his eyes and asked.

"I... no, slave... slave..."

"Don't force yourself if you don't want to call yourself a servant girl, just speak up."

After getting along during this period, Mu Yao's pride has been worn away a lot. Apart from refusing to call herself a slave, she can do other things that a court lady should do.

"Thank you, Your Majesty Long En." After bowing to Jiang Beiran, Mu Yao continued, "Your Majesty, I have read a lot these days, but the more I read, the more confused I become."

"so what?"

"Tomorrow, when the emperor and the Tai Tuo are studying together...can you let me participate?"

Glancing at Mu Yao, Jiang Beiran said with a serious face, "Did I give you too many privileges, did you get carried away?"

Looking at Jiang Beiran's gloomy face as soon as he said it was gloomy, Mu Yao lowered her head in fright.

"Since you have read so many books, then I ask you, what is the Taifu?"

Mu Yao replied: "One of the three princes, the emperor's teacher."

"Then are you the emperor?"

"Can… "

"But what?"

Hearing Jiang Beiran's voice raised, Mu Yao was scared instantly.

"It's nothing, I know it's wrong."

"No more next time, let's back down."

After Jiang Beiran finished speaking, he was about to continue reading the memorial, but found that Mu Yao was still standing in front of him.

"What else?"

Mu Yao clenched her hands tightly and kept saying in her heart: "He can't beat me, he can't beat me, he can't beat me..."

Then he raised his head and looked directly at Jiang Beiran, but when he saw Jiang Beiran's impatient expression, he still failed for a second and lowered his head again.

'Really! Why! Recently, it has become more and more impossible to talk to him on an equal footing. I must have been afraid that he would use Daddy to oppress me! So I really think of him as a big daddy, yes! It's all Daddy's fault! '

Convincing herself in her heart, Mu Yao said in a voice like a mosquito: "But... But I really want to learn, how about... How about you teach me, Your Majesty?" He started and said: "I won't let the emperor teach you in vain! Can I change the line with magic treasure?"

Hearing the word magic weapon, Jiang Beiran thought.

To say that this magic weapon is really not very good, since the last time he got two yellow-level magic weapons from the black and white two big bosses and got a treasure clothes from Shi Fenglan in the event of concealing the moon, he has already It hasn't opened for half a year.

If you want to do it yourself, there are not enough materials and utensils. After all, the materials and utensils that can be used to practice magic weapons are extremely rare in the world, and being extremely rare means that it is connected with danger.

Entering an auction house like Jiang Beiran can trigger the earth-level option. If you take the initiative to find these good things, the sky-level option will be smashed in minutes.

So when Mu Yao said that he would exchange magic weapons with him, Jiang Beiran was still a little moved.

After all, the few yellow-level magic weapons he got before were all in line with his wishes.

"What magic weapon do you have?" Jiang Beiran asked.

Seeing Jiang Bei let go, Mu Yao said: "Then let's have a discussion... You teach me first, and after I've learned it, go ask Daddy for a yellow-level magic weapon you want. What do you think?"

'Want to be a white wolf with my empty glove? '

Resisting not to spit on Mu Yao's face, Jiang Beiran said, "I can't understand, you, the daughter of the leader of the Demon Cult, don't you have a magic weapon with you?"

"Yes, there is, but it is a magic weapon of the mysterious level. Daddy ordered me not to give it to others."

'You fucking show off your wealth to me! ? '

Roaring in his heart, Jiang Beiran despised these second generations countless times in his heart. He obviously knew nothing, but he could easily get the mysterious magic weapon.

'I'm so handsome, and I can do everything, but it's harder to get a yellow-level magic weapon than to reach the sky. '

'It's not fair, it's not fair! ! ! '

Not convinced, but Jiang Beiran was not willing to let the opportunity in front of him slip away, so he pondered for a moment and asked, "Are you sure you can ask your father for a yellow magic weapon? Is it in line with my wishes?"

"Yes, yes, Daddy loves me." Mu Yao kept nodding.

"Hmm... so are you sure you want to use a yellow-level magic weapon in exchange for my teaching you the learning of emperors?"

"Yes, very much!" Mu Yao nodded again.

"Otherworld Wu Zetian, you..."

Jiang Beiran was not afraid of Mu Yao usurping the throne, and even said that he somewhat expected Mu Yao to be the emperor in his place, so that he could hide behind the scenes again.

After thinking for a while, Jiang Beiran agreed when the system didn't select an option, "Empty words have no proof, I want you to sign and draw a pledge."

"it is good!"

After Mu Yao typed up the "IOU" in black and white, Jiang Beiran accepted it and asked, "What do you want to learn?"

"Ah, this is the beginning?" Mu Yao said while thinking about it seriously, and finally replied: "I want to learn how to make the common people have food and find local doctors when they are sick."

After looking at Mu Yao a few times, Jiang Beiran sometimes appreciates her innocence.

"First of all, you have to understand that you can't feed the whole world by yourself, so you must let all the court ministers understand a truth, that is, only if the people are fed, their black hats Only then can you keep it, otherwise you won’t even be able to keep your head.”

Mu Yao nodded again and again. During this period of time, she watched Jiang Beiran handle various government affairs and reprimand ministers every day. It can be said that Jiang Beiran is the one she is most convinced about the emperor.

"If they don't understand the truth, then you have to think of ways to make them understand." Jiang Beiran stood up from the dragon chair and continued: "Of course, all of this must be based on your understanding of how to understand." rule a country."

"How can I really understand how to rule a country?" Mu Yao asked.

"Take history as a mirror."

"Taking history as a mirror..." Mu Yao muttered to herself, "Oh~ no wonder so many deeds of past dynasties in reading books."

"That's right, absorbing past experience, taking the essence after summarizing, and discarding the dross, is the easiest way to learn. Tell me, what is your current view of the dynasty?"

"Hmm..." Mu Yao thought for a long time, and finally lowered her head and said, "It's too complicated... I don't know how to express it for a while."

"Okay, then I will teach you the first lesson now." Jiang Beiran casually took a few books from the table and put them in front of Mu Yao: "After reading these books, tell me tomorrow how the country is formed. "

Mu Yao's eyes lit up, she picked up the book and said happily: "Okay, I got it!"

Watching Mu Yao go to the side to read a book again, Jiang Beiran sat back on the dragon chair again and read the memorial.

The morning of the second day ended, and as soon as Jiang Beiran returned to the Jingxin Hall, Mu Yao couldn't wait to run to him, but Jiang Beiran waved to him and said, "I'll talk about it later."

Knowing that Jiang Beiran had to deal with official business, Mu Yao nodded, backed out, and saluted the Grand Tutor Shu Gang who passed her by.

Seeing Shu Gang coming in, Jiang Beiran said, "Teacher, I have already told all the ministers about the Huangli. I believe that it won't take long for the common people to receive it."

For most people, farming is their top priority, so spring plowing is the most important season. According to the Taifu, if you want the people to have a sense of belonging to the court again, this can remind them to farm in time and not miss the farming season. The almanac is definitely a good treasure.

After hearing this, Shu Gang immediately bowed to Jiang Beiran and said: "The emperor accepts advice like a stream, and it is really a blessing for the people of the world!"