At this moment, the halls of all the refuges in Daxia fell into deathly silence...
I don't know how long it took before they looked at each other, a look of confusion appearing in their eyes.
What's happening here?
At the same time, massive barrage flooded the live broadcast room!
[Well, I want to ask you seriously... Is he swearing?]
[No, it doesn’t sound like it from this tone?]
[I don’t think so either. How could anyone curse someone like that? Not a single curse word? As soon as he opened his mouth, I felt like I was already sitting in a western restaurant eating steak elegantly]
[No... He said, 'Your mother is gone'! Isn't this considered a curse? !]
[By the way, what the hell is a smiling black mangy dog that walks on two legs? I shouldn’t be talking about people, right?]
[Definitely not, how can humans use this description... Is the puppy lost with its mother?]
[But what did he say next... 'Mr. Chaos'? A dog owner?]
[I’m really convinced, what a dog owner! Fu Xingzhi [Chaos] is one of the three pillars of gods in the Ke mythology! According to legend, he is a black man. That mangy dog in front must be scolding him!]
[real or fake? Isn't that the big boss?]
[But he is a night watchman! Are you a member of the special team who can also curse?]
[What's going on upstairs? It's not illegal for the night watchman to curse people... What's more, the person he's scolding is not a person at all!]
[I’ll argue with you later... I couldn’t help but pick out my ears*]
[Not sure... I'll check again]
[…]
Just when the entire Internet was ignited by Su Zhe's few words, a black figure suddenly paused on the vast sea!
[Chaos] shook his head and picked up the mobile phone during the live broadcast doubtfully, with a strange expression...
what happened
Sounds like you are hallucinating
Why do you hear someone calling a smiling black mangy dog that walks on two legs? He also said that his mother was gone... The key is that he seemed to hear his own name... An illusion, it must be an illusion.
[Chaos]'s eyes fell on the screen, and he saw one or two figures wearing purple cloaks, standing on the sea. One of the figures covered in blood was the Lu Baoyou whom he had let go just now!
His peripheral vision caught a glimpse of the barrage filling the screen, and he suddenly froze on the spot.
At this moment, Su Zhe on the screen spoke again unhurriedly:
"Yes, no doubt, I am talking about you, Lord Nyarlathotep from the ancient vineyard... To be honest, your full name is really difficult to pronounce. If possible, it is still 'that black slave' or 'that one' "Funny mangy dog that looks like a human being" would be more suitable for you."
Listening to Su Zhe's calm words, [Chaos]'s eyes slowly opened wide, with a rare look of disbelief in his eyes...
This human being... is mocking Him
In front of billions of ants, live broadcast, mocking Him?
At this moment, [Chaos] even forgot about his anger. He looked at the calm face in the picture and the barrages flying across the screen, and suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of absurdity...
This is the first time [Chaos] has felt this way since he came to this world. Even when Lin Qiye made a desperate comeback in the hospital four years ago, he had never been so shocked!
"If my title offends you, then I'd like to apologize in advance... I'm not very good at talking."
Su Zhe clasped his fingers and counted seriously:
"Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry..."
"...?" [Chaos] was stunned again.
The audience in front of the screen was also stunned for a moment.
This night watchman on the live broadcast... What is he doing
"So, Mr. Mangy Dog." Su Zhe took a deep breath, "You are a ridiculous, ugly, uneducated, motherless, poor person. I am here to express my sincere condolences and deep sympathy for the passing of your mother...
In fact, your mother also stayed with me for several days. As her owner, I would use my fingers to have friendly and cordial communication with her every morning... But unfortunately, my communication was a bit too intense today. "
Su Zhe rubbed the remaining strand of yellow solid on his fingertips, and soon it floated into the sea with the breeze. His expression was full of regret.
"If possible, Mr. Mangy Dog, I hope you can come and see your mother off for the last time... Considering that you have just lost your mother, as your mother's former owner, I can reluctantly give you a precious opportunity... a child. The opportunity to inherit the mother's business.
Because I am not at home all year round, I need you to guard the door of my house for me every day. When you see someone walking past the door, just call twice. You don’t have to worry about someone snatching you away, because I will tie you with a strong rope. If If you are bored, you can also go do some work in the cotton field in my backyard... You should be very good at this.
Of course, I will also give you some rewards from time to time... "
Under everyone's gaze, Su Zhe raised his palm again and pointed at his butt.
He smiled happily and said:
"I'll reward you with a fresh piece of mother every day, Mr. Mangy Dog, what do you think?"
Everyone in front of the screen was completely stunned.
[Now I'm sure... he's swearing]
[I have learned a lot. This is the first time in my life that I have seen such a curse word. The key is that there is not even a single curse word. I am really convinced!]
[No, there are too many elements in these sentences... I can't come up with it. Can someone explain it?]
[Keywords: motherless, earwax, watchdog, and black... Well, I won’t talk about the last one, everyone knows it]
[It’s so considerate. He doesn’t use any curse words. With so many people watching the live broadcast, even if there are children, they can’t understand it. He really... I cried to death!]
[How dare he curse [Chaos] like that? Isn't that the enemy's big boss? This is too brave!]
[The number one warrior of the Night Watch?]
[Is it true that nothing will happen if he scolds you like that?]
[Hahahaha, to be honest, I put it in my place, if I were that [Chaos], my lungs would explode with anger!]
[…]
As a massive barrage of arch fire swept across the screen, [Chaos]'s chest began to rise and fall violently!
He stared at Su Zhe, who was pointing at his butt and smiling brightly on the screen, feeling an unprecedented sense of shame and anger welling up in his heart! !
Unfortunately, he was so smart that he understood every element of Su Zhe's words. At this moment, he was like a powder keg about to explode. A wisp of anger wafted out, directly rolling up the sea below. A whirlpool of dozens of kilometers!
A mere ant...how dare he?
"In short, I will keep this live broadcast on at all times. I and all the people in Daxia will be here waiting for your arrival," Su Zhe narrowed his eyes and said quietly,
"Aren't you afraid to come... Mr. Mangy Dog?"