"… ah?"
Mr. Qi Guang, who had survived the apocalypse, experienced time travel, and lived a comfortable life in the wilderness for several months, didn't know how to understand this sentence before the system spoke.
What is...
Suggest him to choose the zombie direction
Indeed, Qi Guang felt that something had been gnawed at him by zombies for two days, and he knew that there must be something wrong with him. However, he was not afraid of fire or light, and he was not greedy for human bodies. No matter how he looked at it, he had nothing to do with zombies.
The system had to remind Qi Guang: The host redeemed the primary gift package because he was infected with the zombie virus.
If it was necessary to use accurate language to describe Qi Guang's state at that time, it should be the intermediate state of transformation from human to zombie.
Since your physique is well adapted to the zombie virus, it will be determined as favorable genes to be retained when your physique is upgraded.
Normally, zombie viruses would be judged as inferior genes and eliminated in order to achieve the purpose of expelling the zombie virus. However, Qi Guang's body was unexpectedly well adapted to the zombie virus.
A group of zombies had been gnawing at him for two days. Even if they had no teeth, they would have eaten him to death. However, Qi Guang still retained a minimum level of consciousness.
It was based on this tiny bit of consciousness that the system determined Qi Guang to be a candidate host to be bound to.
After all, Qi Guang was bitten into pieces at that time, and it would be more appropriate to describe him as an aggregate of bones and flesh scattered within five square meters.
A normal person would have died long ago.
However, due to Qi Guang's good adaptability to the virus, those bones and pieces of flesh acquired the activity of zombies before leaving the body, and driven by the desire to survive, they transformed from humans to the other side.
—Become a zombie and you can survive.
The zombies in Qi Guang's world are different from the weak ones commonly seen in novels and movies. Even if their heads are blown off, it will not hinder their movement. Unless they are burned to ashes in a fire, they can just stick the chopped-off limbs back to their bodies and continue to use them. Even if they are separated from the body, they can still move for a short time.
The pieces of flesh and bones in the pool of blood squirmed slowly and resolutely, trying to piece themselves together again.
Until the emergence of the system interrupted this process.
"That is to say... if I had waited a little longer, I would have turned into a zombie?"
Correct answer.
Moreover, they are extremely high-level zombies with independent consciousness.
Qi Guang couldn't help but open his eyes and touch his body. He felt relieved when he felt the scars from cuts and burns on his hands.
He was still bleeding and his heart was still beating.
Zombies only have solidified, rancid, gelatinous yellow blood, no pulse or heartbeat.
It’s sickening to think about.
As if sensing Qi Guang's aversion to zombies, the system advised: The intermediate gift package can optimize the weak points in the zombie virus and provide additional bonuses to the advantages.
Your body is well adapted to the zombie virus and won't turn into what you know.
Loss of rationality, cannibalism, and flesh/body decay are all extreme side effects of the human body not being compatible with the zombie virus.
But Qi Guang's body and the zombie virus are a perfect match.
Even if the system had not appeared at that time, Qi Guang would not have become an irrational beast that only knew how to hunt people and eat them, but should have been some kind of advanced semi-evolved body that possessed both human rational thinking and the physical advantages of a zombie.
The system sincerely considers the host: physical fitness upgrades can only be strengthened to the species' limit.
If you want to develop in the direction of human, I recommend you to buy the spirit upgrade gift pack next to it which is ten times the price. Originally, the evolutionary path of human beings puts all points on IQ and spirit. The amplification effect of buying the physical upgrade gift pack is really useless and wasteful.
Even if humans' physique is upgraded to the limit, it may not necessarily achieve the initial evolutionary effect of zombies.
Otherwise, zombies wouldn’t have been able to wipe out humanity in just a few years after the apocalypse.
Not to mention the usual items like high health and defense, the strength and agility values are also very unfair. The nails are so sharp that he can tear steel plates with his hands, and he carries a highly contagious zombie virus.
In addition, the zombies' five senses are sharp and their reconnaissance ability is very strong, and they can track prey regardless of day or night and changes in terrain.
They can smell human blood no matter how far away they are - yes, zombies can even tell the difference between the smell of human blood and that of various animals. No matter how dark the night is, it cannot stop them from capturing every slightest movement.
With extremely excellent physical fitness, he is a humanoid hunter who has fully utilized his hunting ability to the fullest.
Upgrading his physique will improve his weaknesses of being afraid of light, fire and blood, and Qi Guang himself is highly compatible with the zombie virus, so he will not have any side effects of sucking the human body.
The host wants to buy something that is cheap and can maximize his combat power. The zombie direction meets his needs. As long as he buys the physical fitness upgrade package all the way and upgrades it to the limit, he will definitely be the top interstellar combat force.
The system determined that it was indeed a good system that cared about the host.
Qi Guang: …
He was almost convinced by the system.
His personality and the damaged parts of his body determine that he is a person who is very willing to listen to professional opinions before making decisions. The opinions provided to him by the system are indeed well-founded, detailed, reliable and very convincing.
Except for his physiological aversion to zombies.
No, Qi Guang even doubted whether zombies could be classified as living things.
The host was still so stubborn despite his best efforts to persuade her. The system was shocked and garbled, unable to understand the host's unique hypocrisy.
Physical fitness optimization package + zombie virus qualified body + potential zombie virus + zombie direction optimization =
… When this thing was called Vampire's Embrace, it was ten times more expensive than it is now, and people still scrambled to buy it.
You can hear the grievance in the mechanical sound of the system.
The items are slightly different but the effects are almost identical!
Although they do not have the theoretically endless lifespan increase of vampires, zombies have a slow metabolism and can easily live seventy or eighty years younger than ordinary humans.
Moreover, zombies can still retain their sense of taste. They don't need to rely on blood bags to survive like the vampires. They can live well by eating delicious food and supplementing it with blood food such as Maoxuewang and sashimi.
Such a great optimization effect!
You won't recognize me just because I changed my name?!
The system displayed a bunch of garbled characters in Qi Guang's consciousness.
But Qi Guang really didn't want to recognize him.
Although he admitted that the system made sense.
At such times, he would sincerely miss his rich emotions that were eaten away by zombies, and then he could happily use emotion to overwhelm reason, and reject this option without a second thought because of his extreme disgust for zombies.
Qi Guang worked hard on the roof for a while, but his emotional system only gave him an almost indifferent response. Instead, his rationality, which was jumping back and forth between the pros and cons, became clearer and clearer, telling him that zombies were the most cost-effective option - every point of the hard-earned points must be realized to achieve the greatest value.
Qi Guang unconsciously rubbed the chubby and chewy little chicken in his arms. After struggling for a while, he forced himself to close his eyes, not to think about it and to go to sleep as soon as possible.
The points for buying the gift pack are still planned and haven’t been received yet. If it really doesn’t work, I’ll just buy the tractor needed to reclaim the farmland in Springfield first.
It's so late and you're not sleeping, it seems like you have the capital to stay up late.
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While Qi Guang was counting sheep one, two, three, four with his eyes closed, and was about to fall asleep, Savi was dragging his team to concentrate on staying on the star network, counting every minute and second until ten o'clock in the evening on Spring Star time.
Springstar is the headquarters of the Springfield Group.
At 10 pm Spring time, Springfield Bedding will release their new products for the next quarter, and the advertisement that has troubled Qi Guang for half a month will be fully launched online for promotion.
They had all watched the feature film in advance (except Qi Guang himself), but when the advertising video appeared, several of them couldn't help but click in to watch it again.
Springfield Home: Good night, wish you a sweet dream. Springfield Bedding Yuying [Video]
StarNet released a complete advertising video. In addition, Springfield also spent a lot of money to buy splash screen ads on multiple social platforms and video platforms, and released several clips of only three to five seconds.
Short, but attractive.
Especially at this time, it is night on nearly half of the inhabited planets in the entire galaxy, and it is time to say good night and prepare to go to bed.
Many young people in the interstellar age are also accustomed to opening social platforms or video websites for a while before going to bed, and at this time they will choose a more immersive consciousness mode rather than an external projection light screen mode.
The senses of the consciousness mode are almost completely consistent with reality. Once the body lies down on the bed, the consciousness will travel through thousands of mountains and rivers in the star network.
The whole day's stress is instantly relieved.
However, the consciousness mode was so immersive and real that they were pulled into a dream by the splash screen ads the moment they opened the app.
I was already lying comfortably, and sleepiness was coming on. In front of me was a high bed with soft pillows and a beautiful woman's warm quilt.
It feels like being in a dream.
Or the young man who lies in bed, rubbing his pillow like a spoiled child, and mumbling softly in a half-asleep voice, makes one's heart soften as if falling into a quilt that has just been dried in the sun.
Or when the morning light is about to brighten and a ray of morning light shines through the curtains, the pair of eyes that are disturbed by the light are half-closed, and the eyelashes droop to hide the sharp light in the eyes. Only the arc from the neck to the collarbone that is raised when sleeping with the collar wide open can be seen, like a lazy and arrogant cat.
Or...
The handsome young man lying on the bed hugging a pillow, propping up his chin and smiling at you, asks you softly -
Good night, are you going to sleep
sleep.
Before the brain could react, the body had already answered honestly.
…
I can’t sleep.
I was already feeling a little sleepy, but after seeing this advertisement, that little bit of sleepiness disappeared. After the advertisement, everyone felt so excited and energetic as if they had just woken up from a good sleep.
But to be honest, even Yuying's fans, and even Yuying's fans of her looks, could not immediately connect the pure, attractive and sexy young man in the advertisement with the host who chopped wood, fished and knitted at home.
After watching the ad, the only thing left in their minds is "I can do it, I am good, I can do it!"
I want to know the racial orientation and contact information of that beautiful woman within three seconds!
It takes less than half a second to click on an ad.
The advertising link is to the new product page of Springfield Bedding. The gentle and refreshing main color scheme gives people a warm feeling at first glance.
The new product maintains Springfield's consistent high quality, and its design is more in line with the style of young people.
There are three styles and three colors, and a three-piece set of bedding, pillows, and pajamas. Qi Guang not only shot an advertising video for Springfield, but also took a large number of promotional photos. He has tried every style of the new pajamas on himself.
The golden-haired photographer (forgive Qi Guang for not being able to remember his name) was very skilled, and he managed to dig out characteristics that matched the product from Qi Guang's expressionless face.
Fans who frequently visit (and get free stuff from) Springfield Mall and know the brand’s tactics have quickly switched to consciousness mode and are shouting from the soul.
Springfield's new product page must be viewed in conscious mode!
Using the light screen mode would be a waste of resources and you would miss out on 10 billion!
Yingying is so pretty!
Is it easy for Yingying to wear nice clothes for once
Promise me! Don't waste Yingying's stunning beauty by using the light screen mode!
…
Fans who were not familiar with Springfield's routine were confused and stopped saving the advertising photos one by one. Those who could afford it turned off the light screen mode and entered the consciousness mode.
Three minutes later, a few more groundhog nests were poked in the comments.
If you watch it in light screen mode, you will see the main poster page of Chuntian's rare aesthetic launch and the Yuying advertisement played in a loop on the small screen in the lower right corner.
If you use the consciousness mode, you will enter a corridor scenario simulation with three room doors of different styles half-open in front of you.
—When you see the three words "room door", you will basically understand everything you need to know.
This is indeed Springfield's usual routine. The mall in the consciousness mode is a model of model rooms, which will use a full set of Springfield home products to decorate rooms of different styles. Consumers can try out Springfield's different series of products in different rooms, and empty consumers' wallets with super high user experience.
but!
When I pushed open the corresponding door, I saw Yuying wearing the corresponding pajamas/home clothes in the advertisement and saying "You're back" with a smile. The originally serious product trial was then filled with a little bit of imaginative pink bubbles.
A moderate, not excessive, kind of fantasy.
Even the exposed parts of Yuying in the advertisement were only touched upon. Three buttons of her clothes were open and only her collarbone was photographed without going any lower. The rest was hidden under the quilt and left to the audience's imagination.
After all, what we sell are bedding, not adult products.
Chuntian is very confident about this.
Whether it is placing a 3D image of the spokesperson in the model house or having the spokesperson wear their pajamas and robes, it is a routine operation. They have no intention of relying on Yuying's beauty to seduce consumers.
It’s really a serious brand (good reading).
Unfortunately, the spokesperson for the decent brand had two buttons of her pajamas undone, revealing half of her chest.
Speaking of which…
The slogan of Springfield Bedding seems to be "Comfortable and Good Sleep"
The sonorous and simple advertising slogans in my childhood memories, when reflected by Yuying's face, immediately took on a mysterious and groundless meaning.
right.
They just want Yuying's body.
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The author has something to say: Qi Guang: I am greedy for bird's body, chicken soup, beggar's chicken, fried chicken, Orleans roast chicken wings, chicken popcorn
There will be a small red envelope dropped today w
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Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2019-12-04 19:32:27~2019-12-05 19:47:50~
Thanks to the little angels who threw the grenades: Mu Qinghe and Ge Zhi;
Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: 3 for Bibi-sama; 1 for Liyue Weiyang;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: Mengying who loves to change her name every day 67 bottles; Muqinghe 20 bottles; sleep 10 bottles; Tanxiao, Yinbeiwu, Xinxin Mengmei, and There is a star on the head 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!