I’ll Still Love You Even If You’re a Man

Chapter 89: Nausea kill you

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Mai Ding held the cover of the movie DVD and said to An Ziyan: "An Ziyan, what you said about these movies and TV dramas are quite fake, the bomb will not be cut until the last second; the protagonist was shot by dozens of guns, get out of here. You can't die with two hits, and the supporting role is swept to death as soon as it appears on the stage; seeing that the heroine is about to be fucked, the actor kicks the door open at the most critical moment; sheep; there are many, many more, how can things in the world be so coincidental?"

"Then what do you want to watch? He was blown up as soon as he entered, and the protagonist was swept to death by the gun as soon as he appeared? The heroine kicked the door after the female protagonist was OOXXed? Big Big Wolf ate all the sheep?"

"That's not what I said, I just asked you." Indeed, if it was true what An Ziyan said, then the TV would be useless. "Most people can't accept tragedy. Although it has nothing to do with them, they still hope for good."

"I also like beauty, just like I like you, you are my beauty."

"It's enough to say this once a month."

"Others can't hear what they want to hear."

"Then other people are really lucky."

Mai Ding stood up from the sofa and made a face at An-Ziyan: "I'm going to study, the exam is coming soon."

"kindness."

Mai Ding was barefoot, sitting on a stool, shaking his legs, reading a book seriously. As long as he is determined to do something, no matter what the result is, he will work hard, just like he loved An Ziyan at that time. Until midnight, Mai Ding couldn't open his eyes more and more, and finally fell asleep lying on the table. After taking a shower, An Ziyan hugged Mai Ding and put him on the bed, covered him with the quilt, then sat back on the desk, looked at Mai Ding's review questions, picked up a pen, corrected the wrong questions one by one, and marked them Clear and concise explanation.

You never let me see your love, but I always feel it.

Today, Mai Ding's mother's birthday, Mai Ding was dressed up like a red lantern by Mai Ding's father, saying it was festive, Mai Ding looked at himself dressed in fiery red, how he felt uncomfortable.

An Ziyan drove Mai Ding's mother, who was confused, to the hotel entrance. Mai Ding covered Mai Ding's mother's eyes in a very old-fashioned way: "Mom, you can only open them when I count to three."

"Why don't you count to three hundred." An Ziyan has always despised this kind of form.

Mai Ding stepped on An Ziyan's feet, then let go of Mai Ding's mother's hand counting gently to three, the dark lobby suddenly lit up, ribbons flew everywhere, and forty or fifty people stood there, saying happy birthday. Mai Ding also leaned into the ear of Mai Ding's mother who was crying with joy: "Mom, happy birthday, it was all arranged by Dad for you, that's why it's so haunting."

Mai Ding's mother complained and glanced at Mai Ding's father, but she still couldn't hide the smile on her lips. She had never had a birthday before, and it was enough for the family to have a simple meal. Looking at her former colleagues and old friends, she still With her husband and son, and of course the son's husband by her side, Mai Ding's mother was so happy that she didn't know what to say, her eyes sparkled, and Bai Xiaosi walked over with a gift in her arms: "Auntie, this is the cosmetic I brought back from abroad. , I wish you forever young."

"Okay, okay, you are so good."

Mai Ding looked at Bai Xiaosi in surprise, where did she get out, Mai Ding's mother went to greet the guests, Mai Ding pulled Bai Xiaosi in front of him: "When did you come back?"

"Why, you are not happy to see me. There is too much snow over there, so we have an early holiday."

"Of course I'm happy, but your school is too casual, why didn't you tell me when you came back."

"Didn't I want to give you a surprise." Bai Xiaosi gently hugged Mai Ding, then turned around and ran to hug An Ziyan: "Ex-husband, I miss you so much." That hug was so tight.

"Hey, you're too far behind."

It's much more important, Mai Ding thought of another picture in his mind, son, thank you for saving money, what gift can compare to getting a gift from your own son, mom doesn't care how much money is.

He mustered up the courage to walk over: "Mom, I have a gift for you too."

"Really? What?" Mai Ding's mother never left the bicycle that An Ziyan gave her, and her hands kept touching the sparkling crystal.

Mai Ding pushed the ugly yellow-painted bicycle over by himself, and looked at Mai Ding's mother sincerely: "Mom, I've saved money every day this month, and I bought the car for you, and I even bargained with the boss. Even pushing it over by myself makes me reluctant to ride it.”

Mai Ding's mother turned around and took a look at Mai Ding's car: "Bicycle, so cute." In a completely perfunctory tone, Mai Ding's mother looked at Zhou Ge and ELLEN: "Xiao Si, you put them Bring it in, it’s not good to let customers stand outside, you go in to eat and drink.”

Zhou Ge nodded politely: "Auntie, the car is very beautiful, and it can match a beautiful woman like you." Zhou Ge purposely gave Mai Ding a thumbs up, knowing which car Zhou Ge was talking about without even thinking about it. Mama Ding never let go of the car An Ziyan gave her: "Thank you, I like it too."

that's all? I got such a treatment? There is no mistake. Mai Ding looked at Mai Ding's mother anxiously: "Mom, this is my sincerity."

Mai Ding's mother didn't even raise her head, looking at her new car: "I know, you put the car there first, and I'll let your dad ride back later, I'll go in first, let them see this A bicycle." Mai Ding's mother carefully pushed the bicycle into the lobby. Mai Ding couldn't bear this blow at all, is this his family affection? Even more floating clouds than floating clouds.

An Ziyan patted Mai Ding's head sympathetically: "Fool, sincerity is worth a few dollars."

"You did it on purpose, right? You must have done it on purpose."

An Ziyan shrugged, noncommittal.

"An Ziyan!! Today either you die or I live. You stole my heart, my body, and my family, you greedy ghost."

"You can also say nasty words."

"This is the only way to make you uncomfortable." Mai Ding also knew An Ziyan's shortcomings, and was afraid of being nasty.

An Ziyan walked towards the lobby, Mai Ding kept yelling at An Ziyan from behind like a curse: "I love you, you are my life, you will be with me forever and ever."

"Don't make noise."

"Dedicate our lives to love, long live happiness."

"I told you not to make noise."

"Let the torrent of love wash me away, An Ziyan, I love you, come, kiss me with your tongue."

"I pulled your tongue out."

Kill you with my slut! ! you devil.

The door closed slowly.

After a long time, Mai Ding walked back with An Ziyan blushing, pretending to be nonchalant and sitting back at the table, Bai Xiaosi glanced at Mai Ding: "It's done."

"What's done, I don't understand what you're talking about, am I the kind of person who would do that kind of thing on such a solemn day?" It was really talking nonsense with my eyes open.

ELLEN leaned on Zhou Ge's shoulder: "Ha~~ah~I~~I can't do it anymore, I want more." The imitation is so vivid. Mai Ding stood up and accused: "Did you make a mistake, eavesdrop, An Ziyan, look at them."

"I told you not to shout so loudly.

Seeing that An Ziyan didn't help him, Mai Ding, who has always been known for his seriousness, couldn't stand up. He raised his cup and drank it down, then took the opportunity to slip away: "Mom, come, let's sing."

As soon as Mai Ding walked in front of his mother, Mai Ding's mother patted Mai Ding's shoulder: "It's wise for you to come here, as soon as you leave, that table will regain its aura immediately."

"I am your own son."

"Just for this, I want to have another drink." Mai Ding's mother dragged Mai Ding to drink, and soon the two of them got drunk because they drank too much. This birthday party lasted until Ling Hou, middle-aged people They all played too high, and went back to their respective homes afterwards. Because Bai Xiaosi didn't drink, he drove Zhou Ge and Ellen's car home. Mai Ding's father also took Mai Ding's mother away on that shiny bicycle, because Ding's mother must bring her own bicycle, and Mai Ding will pick it up tomorrow. Bai Xiaosi looked at Mai Ding who was paralyzed on An Ziyan's body: "No problem? I'll send Zhou Ge and the others home first, Come back to pick you up?"

"No, it's too late, you should go to bed earlier."

"Well, be careful."

When Bai Xiaosi drove the car away, there were only two people left, Mai Ding suddenly squatted on the ground and vomited, tears were about to come out, An Ziyan patted Mai Ding's back from behind, Mai Ding grabbed An Ziyan's Hand, it's so uncomfortable. An Ziyan frowned, took out the car keys, Mai Ding yelled and stood in front of the car door: "You are not allowed to drive after drinking."

An Ziyan had a drink with Mai Ding's mother, Mai Ding climbed into the car and stood up: "Bring me back."

"You want to exhaust me to death?" This place is at least forty minutes away from home.

"Hey, let's have a romance too. Besides, you haven't recited me for a long time."

"Romantic fart in the middle of the night."

"Don't carry me back, right? Then I peed." Mai Ding, a shameless man, stood on the hood of the car, unzipped his pants facing the windshield, looked at An Ziyan provocatively, waiting for his decision, An Ziyan looked at the expression blankly: "As long as you dare to leak a drop, you will be finished."

Usually this kind of threat is very useful to Mai Ding, but now Mai Ding is not the usual Mai Ding, as soon as An Ziyan finished speaking, Mai Ding really poured the liquid on the windshield, An Ziyan's face was ugly as hell, This guy.

"Anyway, I'm drunk. If you hit me, I won't feel the pain." Alcohol seems to give a person a lot of courage. Mai Ding spread his hands and looked at An Ziyan: "Honey, carry me on your back."

An Ziyan didn't say anything, it's not an option to make a fuss like this in the middle of the night, he looked at his beloved car, walked over to turn his back on Mai Ding, Mai Ding jumped on An Ziyan's back, wrapped his hands around An Ziyan's neck , put her face on the back of his neck: "An Ziyan, you are so kind."

An Ziyan walked with Mai Ding on his back, Mai Ding muttered to himself, but couldn't hear what he was saying, and finally his voice became smaller and smaller, and disappeared. "Mai Ding?" An Ziyan called Mai Ding's name, but there was no response.

He opened the car door, it turned out that An Ziyan had been walking around the car just now, threw Mai Ding into the back seat, got in the car, looked at Mai Ding who was sleeping soundly behind, pressed the windshield wiper, and wiped away the liquid: "Look How will I deal with you tomorrow?"

Your sleeping face is so peaceful, but you can't see the miserable end waiting for you tomorrow.