Who does he think he is, President? Why would I know him
"You ran out of a mental hospital?" I opened my eyes and looked at him. I didn't even think about it. The more I watched, the more I felt that my guess was correct. Although it is cold now, it is not enough to cover the whole head, he is an exception! And he actually asked the person who met for the first time if he really knew him! This must be a mental patient who sneaked out.
He was stunned for a few seconds, pulled off his hat, put his face in front of me, and asked seriously: "You really don't know me? Look at this handsome face in front of you, really don't you?"
I stared at his handsome face for ten seconds, then shook my head. Pretending to be acquaintances is not my style! Moreover, he is not very handsome like this! If you let him see Yin Yiyu, make sure to commit suicide with anger.
He fainted directly on the ground when he saw my expression.
"What's the matter?" I looked at him in confusion.
He got up from the ground and rolled his eyes at me: "I really convinced you, you don't even know me!"
"Then who are you?"
"Xuyang! Don't you know? I solemnly tell you, my name is Xuyang!" He held back his iron-green face and looked at me helplessly, as if I didn't know him and it was a great insult to him!
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"Which pig is Xuyang?" I still can't remember.
He was very angry: "It's the pig in front of you... Wait! Who is the pig? The most perfect and invincible big guy in the universe in front of you... I'm Xu Yang!!!" His voice was irritated by me. Trembling.
"Oh... You are Xuyang, but why should I know you? Even if your name is Xuyang, it can change your bad behavior of not apologizing for just hitting me, and then wanting to kidnap me?" I looked at it disapprovingly This freak in front of me.
He was so angry that he scratched his hair: "What am I going to tell you? I'm not a kidnapper, and I didn't think I kidnapped you just now. I have to say it several times before you understand
"Then it's always true that you hit someone and didn't apologize! It's also true that you desperately covered my mouth! Tell me, what do you want to do? Otherwise, don't blame this lady for throwing you into the sea to feed the sharks! "I said, and threw out a bully fist at him and threatened him.
He looked around in horror before whispering: "Fortunately no one heard it! By the way, you really haven't heard my name?"
"No!"
He looked at me helplessly: "You are really an idiot. I'm already sure you are from Mars. Anyone on Earth knows me, you wouldn't know me!"
"But I just don't know it!" Wow wow wow... Who does he think he is? Everyone knows him, it's too exaggerated!
He reluctantly caught me in front of a few children playing in the sand on the beach, and said to them, "Do you know me?"
The children didn't even look at him, and answered directly: "I don't know."
The guy in front of you was breathless for a while!
"How? I have nothing to say?" I looked at him proudly, really wanting to laugh three times!
He was so angry that his face turned pale, and he still didn't give up: "They... They are still children. I will find a few people again, and I will definitely let you see! When the time comes, I must convince you!" He said, facing A few girls from Jinghai Middle School walked over.