"Uncle." Before I was about to die, I could squeeze a sweet smile on this "pointy-mouthed monkey cheek" who was about to send me to hell... Uncle!
"Pointy Mouth Monkey Gill" was surprised that someone saw a combination of monsters like them and was not scared to death. He turned his head fiercely and prepared to kill me.
Ah—my poor nerve almost broke.
Probably my smile is too attractive, and his face softened: "What's the matter?"
It's not that I don't know good or bad, it's really because he is still ugly like this.
"Your appearance can't help but remind me of the sea!" I swear, I am definitely not trying to please him with my conscience, just because of feelings.
The uncle listened to my praise and was very proud, "Really?"
His response made me understand a very precious truth: I can't trust the sweet words of others!
I looked at him innocently, "My next words may make you unhappy, uncle, you must have a lot of adults!"
The uncle who was given "Ecstasy Soup" by me didn't even think about it, and promised: "Let's talk about it!"
"You promise not to do it to me?"
"I don't beat women, especially you are so cute." "Ecstasy Soup" seemed so useful, he didn't realize it.
However, please do not use the word "cute" to praise me in the future, I have already suffered from "point-mouthed monkey gills phobia"!
"But I'm still scared!" I have to guarantee my safety! If he slapped him over, my life would be gone. I fluttered at him with big shiny eyes, and said cautiously: "Well... you swear?"
"I..." He was a little anxious, but in order to hear what he rarely heard in his life about complimenting him, he finally compromised, "I swear, I am not a human when I do it to you!"
Yay! Success, since you are so happy to drink my "Ecstasy Soup", then I'm not welcome!
"Uncle." I said very innocently: "Well... I really think you are like the sea."
"I know, I have heard you say this, let's change another sentence!" He really "does my part"!
Hahahahaha
I look forward to seeing this guy's face turn black!
"Actually, I want to say that you look like the sea, yes, but I feel seasick and feel like nauseous when I see the sea!" This sentence was when Wan Tengfeng injured me, I stayed at home and saw it online. Actually helped me who was always stupid.
In fact, if I hadn't seen his "amazing face", I wouldn't have thought of it.
The people in the shop who were scared "dying" by these monsters all "survived" because of my words. In order to thank the sacred and great me, they also specially contributed their hearty laughter.
Of course, Wan Tengfeng on the side was no exception. He would never have thought that this girl (oh-spoken) should be this young lady who would actually say such deep words.
It seems that what the teacher said: reading more books to increase knowledge is right!
The face of "Pointy Mouth Monkey Gill" immediately turned into pickles.
I continued to wink at him innocently, "You swore, don't forget."
"Pointy-mouthed Monkey Gill" finally understood that Huanglian was not tasty.
Haha—I guess he will never forget today’s lesson in his life.