I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 104: Are you salted fish today?

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As soon as the Kidney Treasure movie came out, the entire recording site was silent, and all eyes turned to You Qiuqiu, who had automatically stood up from the chair…

kidney.

You Qiuqiu has a top-notch face even in the entertainment industry where there are so many beauties. She is top-level in terms of appearance. Throwing away her face, her figure is regarded as a treasure by many people. , it has everything.

However, her top-level appearance and a good figure that cannot be concealed even by ordinary clothes are not as eye-catching as her kidneys.

In fact, it shouldn't be, it's not appropriate to stare at the kidneys of Yuqiu ball in this situation.

But human beings are like this, the more they feel inappropriate, the more they can't help it.

It’s easy to understand putting snacks or something, but a dozen bottles of kidney treasure tablets or something…

Sheng Shiyun stood in the audience with a lot of question marks. No matter how clear his mind was, he didn't know what to do when faced with the sudden appearance of the kidney treasure tablet.

It was Ma Juan who said, "Qiuqiu, do you have kidney deficiency?"

Yu Qiuqiu, "???"

She waved her hand hastily, she wasn't, she didn't.

After seeing the kidney treasure tablets, You Qiuqiu was also brainstorming how these things appeared in her refrigerator.

You Qiuqiu still remember it.

Fang Shubai!

Xiaofang.

It was the time when she and Fang Shubai went together to be a concert guest for Brother Tao.

You Qiuqiu drank a lot of water in order to make herself feel fuller and not get greedy when the planet was eating and drinking in front of her. After drinking the water, she ran to the toilet frantically. Fang Shubai insisted on her at the time. It must be because his kidneys are not good. He said that when his kidneys were "pierced", fans and the company sent him a lot of medicine for kidney deficiency, and he was waiting to send a few boxes to You Qiuqiu.

At that time, You Qiuqiu sternly refused, and thought Fang Shubai was joking, but he did not expect to actually receive a large box of kidney treasure tablets after a while.

When she finally cleaned up the room, she just stuffed it into the refrigerator. It had been a long time, until You Qiuqiu had forgotten the existence of the kidney treasure tablets.

Until this fridge-opening show.

These useless things resurfaced and created the embarrassing scene now.

You Qiuqiu, "..." Fang Shubai hurt her a lot.

The host smiled and came over, "Actually, modern people's work and rest are irregular, and there will always be large and small problems, such as a small problem with the kidneys, which is normal..."

You Qiuqiu still wanted to struggle a little bit. What the host said was very reasonable, but her kidneys were really good.

"Actually a friend of mine..."

You Qiuqiu's words were just spoken, and the whole audience was.

"Understand."

I have a friend series.

Yu Qiuqiu, "..." This time is different, she really has a friend!

This friend's name is Fang Shubai.

It is up to You Qiuqiu to explain, Ma Juan is still comforting You Qiuqiu.

"Kidney deficiency is really normal. My family has some. Wait for my sister to give you some remedies."

You Qiuqiu, "Huh?" She knew some great secrets.

Ma Juan's husband, You Qiuqiu has also met. Ma Juan once talked about her love with her husband on the show. The other party is not an insider, but he is also very famous in his industry. He is a painter, You Qiu The ball has seen his paintings, and they are indeed very high-level.

It turns out that the great painter still has kidney deficiency

The recording still had to continue, and the director of the program was simply euthanized by this accidental discovery.

When he invited You Qiuqiu, he had heard that every time You Qiuqiu appeared on variety shows or shows, something big would definitely happen, the ratings could surge, and if you were lucky, he could even be on a hot search.

He originally thought that You Qiuqiu used a mask and a nutritious diet meal to block the snacks, which was already a very showy operation.

I didn't expect there would be so many kidney treasure tablets.

The hot search is stable!

Several chefs were having a discussion there.

"Then I'll give Qiuqiu a kidney tonic today." Originally, because You Qiuqiu is a beautiful female artist, the chef's plan was to beautify her face.

Immediately replaced with kidney tonifying.

You Qiuqiu said weakly, "My kidneys don't need to be replenished..."

The chef, "Well, then you can watch it, and you can make it for your friends in the future." In a coaxing tone.

Yuqiuqiu: _(:3∠)_.

Can't explain clearly!

The chefs have happily entered the menu selection process.

Chef a, "Use raw oysters, I see there are oysters in the refrigerator, making garlic oysters is especially good for the kidneys."

Chef B, "Chives, chives are also great tonic. I saw beef, and I feel like I can fry it. Both of them can regulate kidney deficiency."

Not limited to one ingredient, chef b chooses to strengthen both sides together.

Anyway, they are all concerned about the kidneys of Yu Qiuqiu.

In the face of everyone's cordial greetings to her kidney, You Qiuqiu refused, and chose to stew yam with clams.

There's nothing wrong with this, right

The selected chef gave her a thumbs up and gave a mysterious smile, "Yam, it can nourish the yin and nourish the kidney."

You Qiuqiu, who had been careful to avoid all foods related to nourishing the kidneys, thought that he had finally escaped the pit, but plunged into the pit again.

Hard to guard against.

The stewed yam with flower clams is very delicious. If it weren't for its efficacy, You Qiuqiu might be happier eating it.

You Qiuqiu really wanted to tell the program team that she did not have kidney deficiency, but no matter how she told everyone with a milky voice, everyone showed a doting and understanding smile.

You Qiuqiu: It's tiring to explain.

Since it doesn't make sense, so be it...

Lie down wherever she falls, and she can already predict what she will suffer after the show airs.

Yu Qiuqiu's snacks were raided directly, and all of them were exposed to the air. After the recording ended, Yu Qiuqiu was most worried about her snacks.

Are you there Mr. Sheng? Should snacks be confiscated

You Qiuqiu looked at the man with the most pitiful eyes, enough to make people feel sympathetic.

But not everyone can empathize.

Sheng Shiyun didn't expect that You Qiuqiu was not worried about the kidney treasure tablets at the first time, but was thinking about her snacks, and it was obvious that she seldom ate snacks in front of him, so he took the initiative to buy it for the other party, and the other party would refuse it.

Actually stocking up that much

It's hard for her.

Sheng Shiyun, "You can eat it without confiscation."

Yuqiuqiu:

Is it so good to talk

Sheng Shiyun, "If you eat to gain weight, go to the gym."

Gym warning.

You Qiuqiu: She lost her happiness.

The Reuters photos of "The Star's Refrigerator" were released on the day of the recording. Netizens and the stars knew that You Qiuqiu would be the invited guest in the latest issue.

Before the refrigerator, the latest variety show that You Qiuqiu participated in was still an agent, and some time has passed.

Planet knows that Qiu Zai is busy filming, but it takes a long time from filming to broadcasting. If Qiu Zai is not so busy and can come out and record a show and variety show for them to watch the girl to satisfy their cravings, then better.

Come to whatever you want. After hearing that You Qiuqiu participated in the refrigerator, the planets almost jumped up one by one, eagerly waiting for the latest episode of the show to start.

Did "Star's Fridge" air today

no.

What about today

It's on air!

The latest episode of Refrigerator was broadcast on weekdays. An ordinary day is no less than the New Year's Day for the planet. Everyone announced the broadcast time in various social circles early, and they also ordered takeaways and squatted beside the computer and mobile phone.

As soon as You Qiuqiu appeared, the rainbow farts of the planets appeared on the barrage.

"Ah, cub, it's really beautiful."

"The cub laughs so sweetly, and Awei has died repeatedly."

"Cub, look at Mama."

In the eyes of the old father and mother of Xingxing, how cute is his own ball cub, he looks good when he smiles, when he speaks well, and even when he is in a daze.

The planet is excited and excited, but it will not spoil the viewing experience of passers-by. When it comes to the Ma Juan part, they will watch it seriously, and they will not keep swiping the name of You Qiuqiu.

You Qiuqiu's unboxing is not only because the planet is looking forward to it, but netizens are also looking forward to it. I don't know why, but I always think that You Qiuqiu will open something amazing.

When the refrigerator at You Qiuqiu's house was opened, everything was normal. Everyone praised that You Qiuqiu's house was rich in refrigerators. Once again, someone started to ask You's father if he wanted to open a store.

Open a shop and sell sauce or something.

Father You made his culinary debut in "Daughter's Observation Diary". After the show was broadcast, many netizens shouted and begged Father You to open a restaurant quickly. They must take a group of people around to eat.

This idea is unrealistic, but it should be possible to open a shop to sell sauce, right

Father You's sauce was also remembered by netizens in the refrigerator program, and those sauces looked too delicious.

Then Yu Qiuqiu's small refrigerator was opened, and from here, the style of painting changed suddenly.

The host first praised Yu Qiuqiu's refrigerator for being healthy, and the program team gave a lot of shots here.

What diet meals, various meal replacement powders, brushed face masks, special effects specially added by the program team, it looks sparkling.

Coupled with You Qiuqiu's explanation and introduction, everyone has built a healthy and self-disciplined image of a beautiful female artist in their minds.

Planet: ? ?

Really

Why do they feel that they don't quite believe it, according to what they know about the ball cubs.

I always feel that the show team is talking about another female artist.

The sound of praise hovered around his mouth, hesitantly not knowing whether to say it or not.

it has started-

The program team directly made a special effect, smashed the previous picture, and put on the [front high-energy warning] [this is the real Yuqiuqiu's refrigerator].

Accompanied by the cheerful music, the host pushed aside the wall-like mask and took out countless high-calorie snacks from it.

Planet put away the sound of praise.

Sure enough, this is their ball cub.

The netizens were about to burst into laughter.

No, can it work

What about a healthy, self-disciplined and beautiful female artist.

Can you have two minutes? This was slapped on the spot.

How can You Qiuqiu stock up on so many snacks, and hide things so concealed with diet meals and facial masks.

Is she a squirrel

When someone suggested that You Qiuqiu was like a little squirrel hoarding supplies, many people had a sense of the picture, put You Qiuqiu into the image of a little squirrel, and then couldn't get out.

Just... a little cute.

Exactly so cute.

When Yu Qiuqiu's snacks were found, it was obviously beyond her own expectations. The director did not think it was a big deal, and specially gave You Qiuqiu a close-up of his facial expressions.

Official ghosts are the deadliest.

You Qiuqiu's expression is three-point panic, two-point shock, and five-point sadness, which are interpreted by netizens themselves.

All in all, it's all pitiful, and the sky is about to fall.

Her joy was found.

And the more miserable she is.

"The more I want to laugh, hahahaha, the whole building is shaking when I laugh!"

Sheng Shiyun just has no empathy, and netizens are full of empathy, but this does not prevent them from laughing.

The host found that the weight loss meal had actually expired, and this point was also high energy.

"Damn it, as long as I buy a diet meal or something, even if I'm already losing weight, it doesn't matter what I eat or not."

However, no matter it is a netizen or a planet, I never thought that this is really just an appetizer. It was found that the snacks like a hill can only be regarded as a routine operation on Youqiuqiu's side. It can only be said that she also used a mask and an expired diet meal to cover it up. Very funny after that.

A gangjing said, "Clam? It's already funny like this, isn't the barrage all the navy you invited by Qiuqiuqiu? I didn't find the funny point at all."

Kidney Treasure Tablets were born, and more than a dozen bottles were filled with joy on the stage.

Funny enough this time.

Kidney tablets

Why are there kidney treasure tablets in the refrigerator of female artists

As in the recording at the time, the audience's eyes were all focused on Yu Qiuqiu's kidney.

Shock!

Who would have thought that a beautiful mm would have kidney deficiency!

Surprised, I never thought that this can be opened in the refrigerator, and I didn't expect such a big discovery.

[You Qiuqiu Kidney Deficiency] [You Qiuqiu Refrigerator] has been on the hot search all the time. The former rises extremely fast, like sitting on a rocket.

You Qiuqiu also attracted the cordial attention and greetings from the surrounding friends.

Fang Shubai made a special call to You Qiuqiu.

Fang Shubai has been busy with activities in the group recently, and he and You Qiuqiu have not seen each other for a while, but this does not hinder the father-son relationship between the two.

He came up and said, "Qiu Qiu, you have kidney deficiency?"

You Qiuqiu didn't speak, and Fang Shubai didn't mind, and he had already started a long speech.

"Kidney deficiency is not a trivial matter, you have to be careful."

"I seem to have a lot of medicine here. When I send it to you, it's best to go to the hospital."

"Also, how could you figure out that I have a friend, everyone knows that a friend is me." He also laughed twice like a hen laying an egg.

You Qiuqiu, "... No, I really have a friend, that was given to me by my friend, and I don't have kidney deficiency."

With a sigh of relief, he didn't quite believe it, "Which friend, what are you doing to send you kidney treasure tablets if you don't have kidney deficiency

You Qiuqiu, "His name is Fang Shubai."

"But now, they are no longer friends."

"Fang Shubai, you are gone."

You Qiuqiu can't wait to follow the phone to pinch Fang Shubai.

All this was caused by Fang Shubai. Before she went to settle accounts with Fang Shubai, he actually came to laugh at her!

Fang Shubai: ? ?

He really almost forgot that the dozen or so bottles of Kidney Treasure Tablets were actually his handwriting.

Ball cub, daddy is wrong!

The "father-son relationship" between You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai was crumbling. You Qiuqiu said that he was no longer a rebel, and Fang Shubai took the initiative to apply to Weibo to clarify to You Qiuqiu.

But was stopped by Yuqiuqiu.

Clarify what to clarify, will everyone believe it

No, I will play tricks again.

Yu Qiuqiu's eyes have already seen through.

She doesn't have any idol burden either, she is kidney-deficiency, and everyone should forget about it after enjoying it.

Jiang Taohu touched You Qiuqiu's head, and then began to read comments from netizens to You Qiuqiu.

The planets are particularly concerned about the "kidney deficiency" problem of Yu Qiuqiu, and everyone gives advice to You Qiuqiu under the comments.

Jiang Tao read it to You Qiuqiu, "Qiu Qiu, I have experience with kidney deficiency, my husband is like this, let me show you the remedies..."

You Qiuqiu caught the point, "Husband?"

Jiang Tao affirmed, not only her husband.

From my husband to my boyfriend to myself, all were pulled out for verification.

Under You Qiuqiu's comment, it seems that there is a large army of kidney deficiency.

The planets are also fighting hard enough, laughing and laughing, but they still need to build self-confidence for the ball cubs. Kidney deficiency is really common.

You Qiuqiu: She doesn't need consolation, because her kidneys are pretty good, but she really discovered a lot of secrets...

Kind of want to touch the heads of these sisters.

Well, acting is hard work.

After being picked out of more than a dozen bottles of kidney treasure tablets from the refrigerator, with the help of kidney deficiency, You Qiuqiu is also the number one person in the entertainment industry.

Sheng Shiyun didn't specifically find anyone to criticize. After all, You Qiuqiu is a female artist, not a male artist, and it seems that it is not very important whether the kidneys are deficient or not, and there is not much sex.

Sheng Shiyun heard another industry peer say that he is a genius marketing.

How did he explain that people would believe it, he didn't have marketing, it had nothing to do with him.

And You Qiuqiu also ushered in the favor of the brand.

"Shenbao Pianjia wants you to be the spokesperson, so I pushed you." Sheng Shiyun's expression was very subtle.

You Qiuqiu participated in the show and won the shampoo commercial with thick long hair. These are all normal, but taking kidney treasure tablets or something is a bit excessive.

Yu Qiuqiu, "Is there a lot of money?"

If you have a lot of money, you can't take it.

You Qiuqiu's voice stopped abruptly because Sheng Shiyun was staring at her.

Sheng Shiyun: The Shenbao tablet is really unacceptable.

He couldn't imagine what Yu Qiuqiu looked like when it was printed on the kidney treasure tablet.

No amount of money will do.

You Qiuqiu is very good at negotiating. If you don't take it, you won't take it. Sheng always has concerns.

She continued to write and copy on the phone with her head down.

Since Sheng Shiyun entered the door, he has seen You Qiuqiu copying on his mobile phone non-stop. Even he didn't pay much attention to You Qiuqiu here, "What are you writing?"

he asks.

Jiang Tao, who was on the side, answered.

"Didn't Xingxing think that Qiuqiu's kidneys are insufficiency? Give Qiuqiu a lot of home remedies and tricks, and Qiuqiu will write it down."

Although You Qiuqiu is not troubled by kidney deficiency, but she feels that Xingxing is also attentive, so she should also be more attentive.

and-

"Will I give it to you as a gift after writing it?"

If it wasn't for this misunderstanding, she would not have known that so many compatriots were troubled by kidney deficiency, so she gave this thoughtful gift to President Sheng, which she wrote by herself.

She can also donate those dozen bottles of kidney treasure tablets.

Sheng Shiyun, "…"

Qiuqiu is connoting him... Kidney deficiency

"I do not need."

President Sheng raised his noble head and told You Qiuqiu that he didn't need such a thing.

Yu Qiuqiu, "Not necessarily." He beeped softly.

Or even if you don't need it now, you may need it later, all unknown.

Sheng Shiyun: ? ?

He didn't say anything else, Jiang Tao was still here.

After Jiang Tao temporarily disappeared from the room, Sheng Shiyun fetched You Qiuqiu, who was still writing some tricks there.

Yu Qiuqiu, "Why, I haven't finished writing it yet."

Sheng Shiyun took the pen from You Qiuqiu's hand.

"No need to write."

Then he rubbed fiercely with anger, rua ball.

Sheng Shiyun is not only Rua Qiu, he also told You Qiuqiu with a complicated expression, "After a week, you will know if I have kidney deficiency."

You Qiuqiu was turned into a chicken coop by Rua's entire hair, and Sheng Shiyun restored it again.

He picked up the comb on one side and smoothed Yu Qiuqiu's hair, and then tied a ponytail to You Qiuqiu again. Although the technique was not very skilled, it was very gentle, and the tie was also decent.

This made You Qiuqiu forget what the other party said for a while.

Before going to bed at night, Yu Qiuqiu recalled it again.

After a week, you will know if he has kidney deficiency

Combine the identities of two people as boyfriend and girlfriend.

Xiaosheng... Do you want to drive

You Qiuqiu felt that it was quite sudden, so could she see the other party's big moon muscle

Although You Qiuqiu didn't know why it was still a week, he was in control of the time.

Sheng Shiyun said that a week is a week.

In the afternoon, after You Qiuqiu finished filming, he saw that he had sent a message saying that after Jiang Tao left in the evening, remember to tell him.

You Qiuqiu scratched the screen with his fingernails.

Jiang Tao stayed in You Qiuqiu's room for a while at night, "You're a little restless today, Qiuqiu, what's the matter?"

Yu Qiuqiu, "No." Sorry, she lied.

Jiang Tao didn't stay too long, and You Qiuqiu told Sheng Shiyun on WeChat that Jiang Tao was no longer in the room.

In just one minute, her door was knocked three times, and You Qiuqiu trotted over to open the door.

"Xiaosheng." She called out to the other party.

The man outside the door was tall and long-legged, wearing a straight suit, he didn't look like an insurance seller at all, and he exuded an intoxicating smell that made You Qiuqiu yearn for.

You Qiuqiu, "You even bought me a barbecue?"

She looked at the plastic bag in Mr. Sheng's hand, she was moved, and moved eight hundred miles!

Sheng Shiyun, "Yeah."

The person has already arrived at Yu Qiuqiu's room. He just came back, and he happened to pass downstairs and saw a barbecue seller, so he packed some for You Qiuqiu.

However, "Don't eat barbecue yet."

He needs to prove himself.

From the food channel to the urban emotional channel again.

The double bed was not far away, and there was constant traffic outside the floor-to-ceiling window. You Qiuqiu swallowed, "Why don't you eat first?"

Sheng Shiyun, "Don't delay eating, it will be soon."

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

"quick?"

She said that Xiaosheng needed the copy of the manual.

Sheng Shiyun frowned, "What are you thinking about?"

He took out another plastic bag with a huge medical report written on it. Sheng Shiyun turned over the corresponding page and showed it to You Qiuqiu.

"I don't have kidney deficiency, and my kidney function is very good."

Authoritative certification, no adulteration, no lying, trustworthy.

So don't question his abilities.