The media who are waiting for the old man to break the news:
An extremely nervous planet:
The other party, You Qiuqiu, was even more at a loss to the extreme.
Clam
Who did she impregnate
Is Yu Qiuqiu talking about her
You Qiuqiu even thought that there was a person with the same name and surname at the scene also called You Qiuqiu.
A child born out of nothing, a cub from the sky.
…
You Qiuqiu tried to stick her head out to see what was going on, and just as she stuck her head out, she was discovered by the man in front of her.
Sheng Shiyun didn't even turn his head, the movement range was very small, but he accurately pressed the head that Yu Qiuqiu was trying to stick out again with his hands.
Now is not the time to join in the fun.
You Qiuqiu, "..." Although she was still curious, she didn't distract Sheng Shiyun, she tiptoed slightly and looked at the old man through the man's shoulder.
The media spoke first, and a reporter standing in front asked the old man, "Hello, are you sure it's You Qiuqiu... Did your daughter get pregnant?"
When it comes to the word pregnancy, reporters are a little stumped.
It's so fantastical after all.
really pregnant
Still hi.
As we all know, You Qiuqiu is a woman, and she doesn't have this function either.
The old man was very sure, "Yes, Yu Qiuqiu made my daughter pregnant, just to play this drama... what is it called."
"Bone in Bone." The reporter added to the old man.
The old man nodded, "The Bone in the Bone plays the actor Dee Geng."
He accurately stated the role, and the old man remembered the name of Di Geng.
After the old man finished speaking, in order to mobilize his emotions, he continued to move forward. He passed Sheng Shiyun and You Qiuqiu behind him, and ran straight to Fang Shubai.
Fang Shubai suddenly ate a big melon, but he was still a fool. He was in a state of confusion, and the next second he was pointed at the nose by the old man.
"Well you You Qiuqiu, you are a beast who is inferior to a pig and a dog. It is irresponsible for my daughter to get pregnant, and she refuses to expose your relationship, and she has to have an abortion."
Fang Shubai is the one that the old man can see most like an artist, although he seems to look a little different from the Internet.
In reality, it's less white-faced than on the Internet.
Fang Shubai, who was pointed at his nose, also began to stutter, "...Ah, this..." What's the situation with this special mother.
How did he become a puppy
Things took a turn in a more psychedelic and hilarious direction.
…
Sheng Shiyun motioned to the stars in the back row to hide You Qiuqiu, and made a gesture to the media not to act rashly, he walked in front of Fang Shubai himself.
"I'm You Qiuqiu's agent. You said that You Qiuqiu, played by Di Geng in "Bone in the Bone", made your daughter pregnant and asked for an abortion. Is it true? It is illegal to spread rumors."
He made eye contact with Fang Shubai and asked Fang Shubai to temporarily play the role of You Qiuqiu. Fang Shubai also understood and stabilized his posture.
Fang Shubai had already preliminarily judged that the old man was a black man, and he could even mistake him for Qiuqiu, which would be better than finding Qiuqiu.
Sheng Shi was tall, and his exit was clear and coherent. One sentence already made the old man panic a little.
But since he hadn't been arrested for making trouble before, the old man soon began to stumble and make up his so-called love-hate relationship between his daughter and You Qiuqiu.
If there is no agent to come forward, in fact, the old man is still wondering if he has made a mistake. Now he can be sure that the man is You Qiuqiu.
So he started his story.
Why did You Qiuqiu get along with his "daughter" before filming, cheating for money and sex, his "daughter" is simply not good, how can he pay for the scumbag You Qiuqiu.
"Finally, my daughter was pregnant, and he let her abort without saying a word. The child is eight months old. What a sin!"
The old man howled.
The media are very indifferent.
Cheating money and cheating is very abominable.
However, Yu Qiuqiu is a woman.
The unmarried made the Hua Ji girl pregnant, it was already eight months, and she had to be aborted.
However, Yu Qiuqiu is a woman.
Although the story of the old man is bloody, but the point of the **** is quite right. It can make people angry in minutes. I can't wait to tear the scumbag apart and condemn it with public opinion.
Again, Yu Qiuqiu is a woman.
She can't do it!
Fang Shubai could realize that the old man was a spoiler, and the media even realized it when the old man said that You Qiuqiu made his daughter pregnant.
This is still a low-end sunspot, why don't you do some research to disrupt the situation, you can't even tell the gender, and you can treat Fang Shubai as You Qiuqiu.
like a joke.
The old man was waiting for the approval of the people around him.
Finally, the old man vaguely heard a girl say, "It's been eight months, why don't you give birth."
The rest of the scene: ? ?
Everyone knows that this child does not exist, how can it be born, this is really serious, it is still a friendly army.
The old man didn't find anyone, but someone finally answered him. Modern people are really indifferent.
While sighing, the old man continued to perform, "It's been eight months, it's about human life, my daughter also wants to give birth, but that cowardly heartless You Qiuqiu, he won't let it go!"
Continue to point at Fang Shubai's nose from a distance.
Fang Shubai, "…"
The old man couldn't get close, and Sheng Shiyun was already between him and Fang Shubai.
If the old man didn't find someone, it didn't mean that Sheng Shiyun couldn't find him. He could tell it was You Qiuqiu just by listening to the sound, and Sheng Shiyun pursed his lips.
Yu Qiuqiu started to peel again.
You Qiuqiu was sitting in the middle of the planet, and the planet perfectly concealed her. A girl was sitting next to her. The outermost layer was her father's fan. The big men were like guards, guarding You Qiuqiu and the rest of the planets firmly.
As long as the old man comes this way, they will directly knock people down. At this time, they can't care about respecting the old and caring for the young.
And then they also heard Yu Qiuqiu's sentence, should they be born.
Planet: ? ?
Ball cub, as expected of you.
Originally, the planet at the scene was worried that the accident would scare You Qiuqiu, but now it can be seen that she was not frightened and her mentality was very stable.
…
The absent security finally came and held the old man down. Sheng Shiyun also called the police on the spot.
When the old man was told that everyone already knew he was a liar, he wanted to struggle a bit until the staff told him that not only was he wrong about people, he was also wrong about gender.
Yuqiuqiu is a woman.
After the old man was subdued, there was no threat at all, and he didn't bring anything with him. Any man who came out on the scene in terms of force value could control him.
You Qiuqiu had come out of the planet pile, and he waved his hand when he heard the staff cue his name.
The old man was shocked, he didn't believe it!
Isn't Yu Qiuqiu Di Geng? How could he be the girl just now
The old man read the comments and stills on the Internet.
Comments said that You Qiuqiu is so handsome that people are pregnant, everyone wants to marry him, and the man in the stills is also a man.
"Don't lie to the old man, the old man will understand when I die."
"If you talk about him." Pointing to Fang Shubai, "It doesn't matter if he is not Yu Qiuqiu."
"Don't fool me with a girl." referring to You Qiuqiu.
"Is it him? I thought he looked more like him at the time, but he was a little bit like a big boss, so he is Yuqiuqiu."
This time, it points to Sheng Shiyun.
The old man also had a stubborn temper, and suddenly became extremely persistent.
A woman is a woman, a man is a man, how can you mess around!
The old man never dreamed that You Qiuqiu played the male protagonist together, and it was so similar.
The press conference of the new drama was still going on, but the people on the scene were completely distracted because of that episode.
Such fun things naturally spread to the Internet very quickly.
"Do you know what happened at the press conference of the new drama "Bone in the Bone" today, I was almost out of laughter at the scene!"
…
Because a promotional video directly makes netizens greedy, "Bone in the Bone" is still a new drama conference today, and many people are searching for related news on the Internet, so this article was naturally searched.
The blogger also posted photos of the scene before, and a lot of people quickly piled up underneath.
"What happened, I want to hear it!"
"Do I care about this bit of traffic, go ahead."
"I want to send a keyboard to the blogger to make her typing faster. This starts, and the person disappears. I'm dying of anxiety."
The blogger didn't sell it for a long time, she just went to edit the text.
"Didn't I get lucky as a book fan, and then I came here today and saw You Qiuqiu, I am really thin, beautiful and cute, and I seem to have a good relationship with Fang Shubai... This is not The point, the point is that not long ago, an old man suddenly shouted that he wanted to break the news, saying that he wanted to expose Yu Qiuqiu's ugly face, and everyone was stunned."
"In the end, the old man said that he wanted to reveal that You Qiuqiu was a scumbag, made his daughter pregnant, eight months pregnant, and mistaken Fang Shubai for You Qiuqiu. hhh."
After reading these netizens, they immediately turned around with laughter.
"Is this a sunspot? It's too funny."
"Scumbag You Qiuqiu, it's over, it made me laugh."
"You Qiuqiu: Are you happy to be a father?"
"How can I not know that my fan's daughter has become a son, or a son who can really get pregnant. (Funny)"
What the blogger said is difficult to understand at first glance, full of faint fantasy colors, and then the video also revealed. The video shooter just saw his favorite artist and wanted to record it, but he did not expect it to be recorded. such a scene.
it is true!
Eat with the video, the laughing fruit is even better.
In the video, the old man shouted to break the news, the media looked excited, and then he opened it and said, "You Qiuqiu is not a human being, let my daughter get pregnant, and she is not responsible for being pregnant, scumbag!"
Moreover, he directly skipped You Qiuqiu's own ball, and pointed at Fang Shubai's nose to curse, You Qiuqiu.
The expressions of You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai have been recorded. Both of them are very soulful. You Qiuqiu is like a walking emoji.
Fairy shock jpg.
Fairy watching a play.jpg.
The old man in the back said that the child was eight months old, and the netizens were so embarrassed that their fingers curled up across the screen, and their toes could dig out a three-bedroom and one-hall, of course, it did not prevent them from laughing and tears falling.
I like to see others embarrassed.
Someone in the video replied, eight months, give birth.
Netizen: Who is it
Planet: If I am not mistaken, this voice is damn familiar, it seems to be their ball cub
It's what Yuqiuqiu said.
The old man was still pointing at Fang Shubai's nose and saying that You Qiuqiu would not let him give birth, but in fact You Qiuqiu himself had agreed to give birth to this eight-month-old "baby".
Everyone's idea is the same as the planet on the scene: You Qiuqiu, you deserve it.
Nice yo ball.
So, You Qiuqiu is actually a comedian after all, right
Keywords such as [You Qiuqiu is pregnant] [You Qiuqiu scumbag] [You Qiuqiu said that she was born in eight months] quickly climbed the hot search.
Unknown netizens were excited when they saw these hot searches.
Holy crap, what a shocking melon this is!
Get rid of the scumbag man in the middle who doesn't understand very well. Listening to this, You Qiuqiu is pregnant, and she is still eight months pregnant
However, excited netizens clicked in, only to find that this was a headline party at all.
You Qiuqiu was not pregnant. It was the old man who said that You Qiuqiu had impregnated his unknown daughter.
?
I was still very confused until I watched the full video, and then, like the netizens who watched the video before, I just felt embarrassed and funny.
You Qiuqiu, a magical woman who can make women pregnant.
And because of Di Geng's role, people who became You Qiuqiu's girlfriend fans and wife fans also came out.
Who else would say that you have kidney deficiency!
As a girl, you can get pregnant, how can kidney deficiency be possible.
This is more useful than Fang Shubai's special explanation, to break the rumors of kidney deficiency.
This kidney is too good!
You Qiuqiu's kidney deficiency was completely whitewashed because of this oolong, but she also won the title of excellent kidney.
…
Everyone started having fun again.
What kind of scumbag is Qiuyouqiu, not Youqiuqiu, Youqiuqiu suffers from criticism, and the scumbag Youqiu comes out and gets beaten.
Qiuqiuqiu is what the planet uses to call men's clothing Youqiuqiu. Youqiuqiu has another vest called Qiuqiuqiu, which is exclusively for her live broadcast.
In order to prove that the scumbag is Qiuyouqiu, everyone also released the tidbits of Youqiu's racket "Bone in the Bone".
I saw the men's clothes with a small bow, Yu Qiuqiu, constantly wink at the person holding the number plate of love, pulling the bowstring and shooting an arrow in the air.
Everyone is lining up, waiting for the ball to send out the love.
Did you see it, scumbag!
Scumbag quq!
However, some girlfriend fans quickly fought back. What's wrong with being handsome and scumbag, he just likes to be quq scumbags.
"In this case, I have a showdown, and I am also pregnant with You Qiuqiu's child."
"It's a coincidence that I'm in the hospital and I'm about to give birth. The child is Yu Qiuqiu."
"I'm not the same as you. I and You Qiuqiu's children are both three years old."
Passerby: ? ?
I have to say, everyone can really play.
…
The layman watches the fun, and the layman watches the doorway.
Experts now think that You Qiuqiu's agent is really a marketing genius.
Can you think of anything like this
I found an old man, made a fuss at the press conference, and went directly to the hot search. The new drama became famous. I don't know how much money I saved by promoting it. I also directly washed away the stalk of kidney deficiency for You Qiuqiu.
Even because the old man really regarded actor Di Geng as a man, it also proved that You Qiuqiu's acting skills are good, others have plastic surgery-like acting skills, and You Qiuqiu's acting skills are transgender-like.
Good acting can change.
As soon as this gimmick is played, people who may not be interested in "Bone in the Bone" want to watch it. After all, with transgender acting skills, who doesn't want to watch it.
Insider: A genius, You Qiuqiu's agent is really a genius.
Ghost talent. Sheng Shiyun, "..."
The old man's mouth was not strict. After being taken over to investigate, he panicked after knowing that this was really going to be a prison meal. He couldn't cooperate any more. principal.
Their company has a low-cost online drama about to start broadcasting. After careful study, the story is actually similar to "Bone in the Bone".
High imitation.
Sheng Shiyun directly told the filmmaker of "Bone in the Bone" that the copyright department of "Bone in the Bone" would not spare the online drama so easily, and they were directly hit by the gun.
As for the person in charge of the scene at the time, Sheng Shiyun was also holding him accountable. The security guards did not do well, and after he had clearly discovered the problem, there was still disapproval, which allowed the old man to sneak in. After the incident, he did not He reacts quickly.
The old man incident did not seem to have any impact on You Qiuqiu, and even made the TV series even more popular.
But if You Qiuqiu is really a male artist, then the other party's conspiracy may be successful.
Even if it's false, it will throw dirty water on the male artist and stay with him all the time.
Sheng Shiyun felt very uncomfortable just thinking about it. He didn't want Yu Qiuqiu to be stained because of his mistakes.
Because these are all things that he can strictly control and avoid.
Sheng Shiyun was browsing the information on the Internet. The overall wind direction was good, and everyone was playing tricks. If there was a bad wind direction, he could adjust it in time.
Then Sheng Shiyun saw such a voice of discussion.
"By the way... Has anyone discussed Yu Qiuqiu and Mr. Sheng, do they have something to do with each other?"
Sheng Shiyun's eyes focused on it.
…
In order to prove that You Qiuqiu has something to do with Mr. Sheng, this netizen specially produced evidence.
When the old man suddenly burst out, Sheng Shiyun directly blocked You Qiuqiu. You Qiuqiu wanted to stick his head out, and he pressed Yu Qiuqiu's head back with his hand.
The animation is very clear, and the whole action is smooth.
"Also, Heizi said that You Qiuqiu looks a bit like Sheng Shiyun."
A picture is also attached. The photos of Di Geng and Sheng Shiyun in the You Qiuqiu version are indeed somewhat similar.
Sheng Shiyun picked up the water glass on one side and took a sip of water.
When I saw someone discussing him and You Qiuqiu, I was confused.
Found out
You Qiuqiu just finished the call with Fang Shubai.
Fang Shubai was misunderstood as You Qiuqiu and was scolded by someone pointing his nose. Apart from being a little dazed at first, he quickly accepted it later. The most important thing was—
"Sister, no one said that you have kidney deficiency this time."
After reading the online comments, he told You Qiuqiu.
Finally, no one said that You Qiuqiu can't do it anymore, and now You Qiuqiu is synonymous with super line!
"Sister, will you forgive me this time?"
You Qiuqiu: But in fact, she didn't really blame Fang Shubai at all.
As soon as You Qiuqiu walked to Sheng Shiyun's room, he saw him drinking water while looking at the computer.
"What are you looking at?"
You Qiuqiu leaned over curiously, but before he saw the computer screen, the man quickly closed the computer like a thief with a guilty conscience.
"Nothing to see."
Sheng Shiyun turned around to face Youqiu's fairway.
"Why do you walk without footsteps?"
He didn't hear a movement at all.
You Qiuqiu, "You're obviously taking it too seriously."
"Let me Kangkang, what the hell did you see?"
Sheng Shiyun, "Just some comments."
You Qiuqiu stared at the man suspiciously, she didn't believe it.
If it was a comment, would he close the computer in such a hurry
Cheat the ball!
You Qiuqiu, "Did you... watch the movie behind my back?" Why didn't you share such a resource with her, she also wanted to watch it.
Sheng Shiyun: ? ?
On the spot, the voice-activated color change Xiaosheng turned red again.
"What nonsense."
He's on the fairway.
"Whatever you want to eat, I'll make it for you now."
"Bone in the Bone" has been completed, You Qiuqiu and Sheng Shiyun don't have to stay in a hotel anymore, You Qiuqiu is now at Sheng Shiyun's home.
Sheng Shiyun had already bought vegetables in advance and planned to cook a good meal for You Qiuqiu.
You Qiuqiu thought for a while, "I want to eat it."
"But don't change the subject, cooking can be delayed."
You Qiuqiu had already identified that the computer contained the film, and seeing that Sheng Shiyun was going to put the computer away, she started the snatch mode.
Sheng Shiyun stopped You Qiuqiu from letting her grab it, and was afraid of hurting the other party, so he could only hide blindly and retreat.
Soon Yu Qiuqiu completely suppressed Sheng Shiyun on the sofa.
She was condescending, her eyes brightened, and she said to Sheng Shiyun.
"quick!"
"Raise your hands in surrender."
"Give me the computer and let me see, or I'll make you pregnant!"
She is now known as a first-class kidney, and can make people pregnant. If Xiaosheng is so stubborn, then she will make him pregnant!
Threat from Yuqiuqiu.
Sheng Shiyun didn't speak, he just looked at the woman who suppressed him, his tie was a little loose because of the play, showing his protruding Adam's apple, looking extremely sexy.
The eyes under the gold-rimmed glasses are black and white, and there seems to be a lot of emotions brewing in them, which are continuing to ferment.
The smile on Yu Qiuqiu's face froze.
She was also keenly aware that the current situation—
A little subtle.
Sheng Shiyun was the first to break the delicate silence. To the dumbfounded Youqiu fairway, he said, "I'm a man and I won't get pregnant."
"I can't produce eggs, and I don't have a uterus, so I don't have the conditions for pregnancy at all."
You Qiuqiu: She also knows this.
Sheng Shiyun motioned for You Qiuqiu to get up, but instead of hiding, he showed You Qiuqiu the computer.
You Qiuqiu got up angrily, "Is your creature very good?"
Sheng Shiyun thought for a while, "... 95 points."
You Qiuqiu Politics scored 95 points, Sheng Shiyun Biology scored 95 points.
After the embarrassment just now, the two men and women in love began to talk nonsense.
You Qiuqiu spread out his hands, "Do you want to go to the toilet? I'll lend you the bathroom."
Sheng Shiyun just calmed himself down, because You Qiuqiu's words became ups and downs again.
She seemed to understand.
And... if I remember correctly, this is his house.