Brother Jiannan mentioned by Fang Shubai, whose real name is Cui Jiannan, is a middle-aged actor who has played many classic roles.
He has won the best actor award with gold content in the country again and again. He is well maintained, looks tall and handsome, and has a sense of maturity that young boys do not have.
Mature and stable. Cui Jiannan followed Fang Shubai and planned to meet the senior sister Fang Shubai said. He had a smile on his face, but after hearing Fang Shubai's conversation with You Qiuqiu, his smile instantly collapsed. Lost.
became deeply frightened.
He still likes the younger generation, and he is not in a competitive relationship with the young people like Fang Shubai, so the two of them can be said to see each other very much.
To be precise, Fang Shubai is actually quite enthusiastic with everyone, and is particularly persistent in asking where everyone is from.
At that time, Cui Jiannan didn't think much about it.
It wasn't until I heard that this junior who I liked a lot, let the pretty girl eat him, a Sichuanese.
?
Cui Jiannan is not too keen on surfing the Internet, he has no idea that this is a meme, and he is already terrified.
What about the comfortable and leisurely pastoral health care life, why does it all rise to cannibalism!
Cui Jiannan almost called on the spot to find the agent who hadn't gone far, and urgently stayed away from this terrible program group.
The show team was actually quite stunned, and was confused by the conversation between Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu.
You Qiuqiu was not too surprised when she saw Fang Shubai, an acquaintance. She just realized it. No wonder Fang Shubai asked her if she had any plans the day before. It turned out that he knew she was coming to the show.
She said earnestly to the other party, "As we all know, Cantonese people don't know how to eat spicy food, let alone Sichuan people. They have to choose bt spicy when they eat hot pot. Are you trying to kill your senior sister?"
"So it's better for Hokkien people."
Fang Shubai, "…"
When Fang Shubai began to feel Fang again, You Qiuqiu went over to greet the petrified Cui Jiannan.
obediently.
"Hello, Teacher Cui."
She still knew Cui Jiannan, and her parents liked his plays very much.
Cui Jiannan also said hello to You Qiuqiu. After You Qiuqiu explained that eating people was just a stalk and a joke, Cui Jiannan finally let out a sigh of relief.
He is too South (difficult).
He just said how could such a clean and beautiful girl eat people.
However, after this opening, the atmosphere of the show became harmonious in an instant, and the distance between people was drawn.
Cui Jiannan had no pretense at all, so that You Qiuqiu didn't need to call him a teacher, he could call him Brother Cui just like Fang Shubai, and You Qiuqiu didn't refuse, but called Brother Cui.
…
Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu are very happy to appear in a variety show again.
He can be said to have met Yu Qiuqiu very much, and the two also have private contact after paying attention to each other.
Fang Shubai felt that You Qiuqiu played very well in "Hello Actor", and directly brought him into the situation, otherwise how could he act so well, and after the show was broadcast, Fang Shubai Find yourself completely overpowered.
Fang Shubai's mind is full of 666, senior sister is bullish!
After a hot search, although he received a lot of cordial greetings from kidneys, Fang Shubai would not be cheap and good-looking, and he still earned a lot of attention.
Fang Shubai looked at it as a lucky star with You Qiuqiu.
Putting these two together today is also because the show team thinks that two people standing together is very funny. No, it has already started to play tricks when we first arrived, and the show team is happy to see it happen.
"We're going to join the rest now."
Cui Jiannan interrupted the communication between the two juniors and entered the topic.
"Leisure Time" has invited a total of six guests, except Cui Jiannan and Qiuqiu Fang Shubai, three of them, and the other three. You Qiuqiu already knows who the other three are from Fang Shubai, who is chatting beside him. .
One is a married male singer named Tao Anjie, who is good at love songs and high notes, and has a good relationship with his wife.
There is also a mother-generation actress, Ma Juan, who has acted in a lot of sketches. Now she is basically retired and will run some variety shows.
Finally, Shi Jing, a third-tier artist, often appears in major TV dramas, mostly in supporting roles.
She's the only one who hasn't arrived yet, even later than Yu Qiuqiu.
Cui Jiannan and Fang Shubai came to pick up You Qiuqiu in the crew's car, and they thought that this time they went back in the show's car.
However, the director showed a mysterious smile, stopped Cui Jiannan who wanted to get in the car, and gave the first challenge.
"I'm sorry everyone, the filming has officially started now. If you want to return to the place where you live, you have to rely on yourself."
Cui Jiannan was dumbfounded.
"How do you rely on yourself?"
Director, "Walk, run, or hitch a ride by yourself, whatever you want."
At the end, I didn't forget to add a fake, "Come on." The tone was undisguised gloating.
Three people, "… "
Fang Shubai let out a painful cry, "My God, it's so far away, if we go, at least an hour?!"
The purpose of the program "Leisure Time" is to let everyone go to the countryside, stay away from the hustle and bustle, and be self-sufficient. It can be regarded as a slow variety show.
What the show team wants to do is real, and it's really inappropriate to rely on the show team's car for travel.
Seeing that the program crew was not joking, Cui Jiannan chose to accept the reality and asked Xiang Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu with a wry smile.
"Do you have any ideas?"
Yu Qiuqiu was silent.
She heard an hour's journey, glanced at the path that was completely invisible, and the sun shining overhead, she had no idea.
Just... can't you just go there and lie down on the spot
Lie flat, of course, you can't lie flat, but if you really walk, everyone feels too embarrassed, and finally decided to try whether you can take a ride.
They stood on the road for a full 20 minutes, and their legs were so weak that no one passed by. It was also a bicycle that passed by, kicking up dust and eating a mouthful of ashes.
"… "
This place of the program group can be said to be particularly biased.
In the end, they chose to take the initiative to attack, but they were really lucky. Cui Jiannan remembered that there was a family on the way over, so he followed his memory and walked there for a while.
Five minutes later, they were really found. The husband of this family was not there, only the woman holding the child. The woman was quite vigilant. You Qiuqiu licked her dry lower lip and asked Cui Jiannan embarrassedly.
"Brother Cui, do you mind sacrificing for us?"
Choi:
Although I don't understand, I still say I don't mind.
So You Qiuqiu pushed Cui Jiannan out.
Facts have proved that women like handsome guys. After seeing Cui Jiannan, the women let go, and even asked You Qiuqiu to take pictures with the two of them.
"I have a tricycle at home. I don't need it now. If you don't mind, I will lend it to you first, but you must remember to return it."
The three entered empty-handed and walked out with a tricycle that was not new.
In fact, they also wanted to make some money, but chicken thieves, such as the show team, have asked them to hand over all the money from their mobile phones and keep them for the time being.
Cui Jiannan was still a little ashamed and his face was a little hot. As a middle-aged and old actor specializing in acting, he was "forced" to sell his beauty for the first time.
The program team also recorded this paragraph silently, very good, it's already a gimmick-
shock! The actor betrayed Hue just for a tricycle
…
Cui Jiannan was silently ashamed here, but Fang Shubai was eager to try.
"Senior, why didn't you push me out just now?"
He thinks that he is also very handsome, a male idol who relies on his face to eat!
You Qiuqiu looked at him, "You?"
It's just one word, a word with a question, as if there are a thousand words.
Fang Shubai's self-confidence was broken, what's going on, isn't he handsome!
You Qiuqiu looked at each other's hair, "Your hair is like a traffic light."
The last time I saw Fang Shubai, it was still golden, but this time it was red, and if I gathered a green one, it would be a good traffic light.
You Qiuqiu felt that Fang Shubai was pushed out. The elder sister just now probably just wanted her to dye her hair black.
She wouldn't eat Fang Shubai's.
I have to say, You Qiuqiu is the truth.
Xiao Fang was a little sad, but he didn't give him too much time to be sad. He was waiting for a ride by the road just now, and it took a lot of time to borrow three wheels. They had to rush back to the gathering place for lunch.
Here comes the problem.
Cui Jiannan hesitated, "How to fix this thing..."
Well, as soon as he said that, he knew he wouldn't.
However, after Yu Qiuqiu observed it, he waved his little hand, "You two get in the car, I'll try it."
…
Cui Jiannan didn't think much of it, he felt that a big man needed a little girl to Zai, which was very outrageous.
Fang Shubai didn't think much of it either.
He is not only because of the face problem, he is mainly afraid of Yu Qiuqiu's overturning.
Although he still respects Senior Sister, he always feels that Senior Sister is not very reliable, Yazi, this rollover, that is a real rollover, will be life-threatening.
But no matter what, it was clearly arranged by You Qiuqiu.
The two sat tremblingly behind the tricycle. The tricycle was still open and open air. You Qiuqiu actually thought it was quite foreign. If it was a sports car, it would be worth a lot of money.
You Qiuqiu is glad that he is wearing trousers and overalls today, which looks very neat and neat.
She got on a tricycle.
The program team also had doubts about the fact that You Qiuqiu would ride a tricycle, but no matter what, the plot is very interesting.
There was no rollover scene that everyone thought. After You Qiuqiu got on the car, he probed his feet on it twice, and then he stepped on it. His hands controlled the handlebars, maintaining a sense of direction, and the tricycle moved accordingly.
You Qiuqiu used to ride a bicycle. When he was in school, he was also a bicycle god in the bicycle world. He carried the handle. Recently, he practiced spacewalking in the gym all day long. It looks like a bicycle, so the tricycle really kicks It's not too difficult either.
In the sun, the slender and straight legs are shining, such two beautiful legs—
It's a pity not to ride three wheels.
You Qiuqiu didn't waste these two slender legs, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he was working hard and happily. She seemed to have discovered a new toy.
The breeze was blowing from the cheeks, the town, to be precise, the countryside of the town, the air was fresh and clean, and Yu Qiuqiu could even smell the mixed smell of grass and flowers.
Not to mention, the speed of the tricycle is quite fast. The staff of the program team did not expect that You Qiuqiu would be so easy to get started, so they were stunned for a while.
The cameraman didn't respond.
Suddenly one of the cameramen shouted, "Come on, run away!"
Everyone just woke up from a dream.
More than a dozen people chased after the tricycle, running out of breath, but just as they were about to catch up, they saw the fast-running tricycle turning around again.
Ride in their direction.
Program group: ? ?
Yu Qiuqiu ran backwards.
She had never been to the gathering place at all. Just now, she relied on her instinct to blindly ride a few times. Fang Shubai was completely useless, and kept blowing rainbow farts there.
In the end, Cui Jiannan opened his mouth weakly and raised an objection, and You Qiuqiu turned the three rounds again.
…
The program team kept up with the rhythm of You Qiuqiu. They got into the car and let people drive the car slowly, while chasing the three-wheeled You Qiuqiu.
You Qiuqiu: Is it a human thing
While riding the tricycle, she cleared her throat and started singing, cheering herself on.
"Ride on my beloved... tricycle, it will never block the ce~"
The director was silent, the cameraman's hand holding the camera trembled, Fang Shubai couldn't bear it any longer.
"Sister, why are you singing out of tune?"
Fang Shubai was euphemistic enough.
To be precise, You Qiuqiu's singing is not out of tune, she is not in tune at all.
Yuqiuqiu:
When she heard this sentence, her feet stopped, she turned her head and pointed at Fang Shubai.
"You come."
If you don't do anything, just sit in the back honestly, but you still dislike her singing unpleasantly
Like words.
Yu Qiuqiu's excitement of riding a bicycle at the beginning has passed, and the weight of the two big men is still considerable.
Fang Shubai, because of his quick mouth, was assigned from the VIP seat of the tricycle to the driver seat.
"… "
But he didn't look like Cui Jiannan. He had never ridden a bicycle and had no foundation. Apart from being a little embarrassed at the beginning, he quickly grasped the key points.
In the end, Fang Shubai took everyone back. It took an hour to walk, and the three-wheeled trip cut it by half. Cui Jiannan kept saying sorry, he didn't help a little, but You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai both Did not take it to heart.
Cui Jiannan just wouldn't, and he was still a senior, so the two juniors couldn't let their seniors carry them.
…
The gathering place is actually an ordinary farmer's house. The program team has bought a relatively spacious farmhouse ahead of time and has carried out renovations.
There is a large yard, bluestone slabs, and concrete floors. Although it is not as luxurious as a city villa, it is surrounded by mountains and rivers, making it very quiet.
You Qiuqiu was introduced to singer Tao Anjie and mother-generation sketch artist Ma Juan by Cui Jiannan.
Ma Juan and You Qiuqiu watched the same thing on many evening shows. She smiled kindly and kindly. When You Qiuqiu entered the goal, Tao Anjie was chopping wood and seemed to be very easy to get along with.
Fang Shubai seemed to be familiar with them, and he didn't even recognize him. When Ma Juan handed him a towel to wipe off his sweat, and scolded him a little about how he had made himself like this, Qiguai. Eight crutches, and finally turned to You Qiuqiu's unpleasant singing.
You Qiuqiu, who was originally very comfortable on the bench: ? ?
She didn't sing badly.
You Qiuqiu explained, "I used to win the first prize in a singing competition when I was in school." He said it seriously.
Mainly because she was telling the truth.
Fang Shubai was emboldened now, he might be floating, holding his waist and laughing non-stop, breathless, and finally asked Cui Jiannan.
"Brother Jiannan, what do you think of Senior Sister's singing?"
Facing You Qiuqiu's gaze, Cui Jiannan smiled awkwardly, turned his face sideways, and didn't plan to join the group chat, "I'm going to chop wood."
Program team: Actor, are your acting skills used at such times
Tao Anjie patted Fang Shubai's shoulder, "How can you say that."
He turned to Yuqiuqiu.
"He's just exaggerating on purpose, Qiuqiu sings a sentence, let me listen, I'm a professional, don't mind him."
Tao Anjie is a professional singer. In the past two years, he has also been a mentor for singer selection programs.
He listened to You Qiuqiu's voice very sweet, it would be good if the little girl's family had such a voice, even if it was out of tune, where could it go.
Tao Anjie felt that Fang Shubai was going too far, and he couldn't get a wife for a girl like this.
You Qiuqiu stood up from the chair, "Do you really want to sing?"
When she was brought out, she felt that she took it a little too seriously.
However, everyone was staring at her, especially Tao Anjie, who was speaking for her, and looked at her with expectant eyes, so You Qiuqiu cleared his throat, opened his mouth, and took on the posture of a literary performance in school.
With the breeze, the beautiful young girl sang aloud.
Haven't seen the rest of the video of You Qiuqiu singing:
Ma Juan:
Tao Anjie's originally encouraging smile cracked.
He was almost sent away on the spot.
I thought it was an unprofessional review. He has commented on other people's singing many times before, but this time it was life-threatening.
The little girl's family, how can she sing so unexpectedly, there is no tune at all.
What is this death songstress!
The director covered his ears, his face flushed, but he kept nodding, "Good material, good material."
…
Everyone spread out tacitly, doing what they should do, and if they don’t know what to do, they can do whatever they want.
At this time, Fang Shubai began to reflect on whether he was going too far, and comforted You Qiuqiu, "It's okay, senior, you are an actor, you will not lose your job."
Although he didn't know why You Qiuqiu had such good conditions, he was worried about losing his job.
And You Qiuqiu was indeed comforted.
Yes, she is not a singer, Mr. Sheng will not fire her because she sings badly.
And Mr. Sheng should have heard her sing and didn't say anything.
The five guests have already arrived, and the program team has filmed some material, while another female guest, Shi Jing, arrived at night.
Cameras are everywhere, but after all, there are still places where cameras will not be installed. Fang Shubai hesitated for a while before Shi Jing was about to come, but still held Yu Qiuqiu.
"Sister, pay attention to Shi Jing, she is a very difficult person to get along with. I think she will target us."
Shi Jing is famous for being aggressive and irritable. She has been posting amateurs on Weibo all the year round, scolding amateurs, and greeting her family with organs. She has a very bad temper and has no friends in the circle. The media said she Difficult to do, the interview does not cooperate.
However, variety shows still like to invite Shi Jing.
Everyone and He Meimei are at peace with each other. It is good for the guests, and there are no weird colleagues, but for the variety show that wants ratings, it is not very unpleasant.
Shi Jingzuo is irritable. People who hate her hate her to death. People who like her say she is a true temperament. Her character is easy to cause trouble on the show, so she is considered a permanent resident of variety shows.
Yu Qiuqiu blinked, but didn't react much.
Shi Jing came very late. She was wearing a leather coat and red lips. In fact, she looked a little dull, but because of her eyes and her outfit, she didn't seem to be easy to mess with.
Shi Jing didn't target Fang Shubai, she was targeting You Qiuqiu.
…
That night Shi Jing began to find fault.
Everyone lives in the farmhouse at night, separated by men and women, and then Datongpu, You Qiuqiu, Shi Jing, and Ma Juan will live in the same room. The place is quite big, but they are all connected together.
Ma Juan moved to the middle first, and You Qiuqiu felt that the left and right sides were similar, so she put the quilt cover that was changed and washed on the side closest to her.
Then Shi Jing spoke up.
"I want to be over there."
She didn't open her mouth in the early days, and she didn't open her mouth in the evening, but she chose Yu Qiuqiu to say when she put everything down.
And it's not a negotiating tone.
If it was someone else, it might blow up, or at least have a theory with her.
Shi Jing held her arms in her hands, like a rooster with her head held high, waiting for You Qiuqiu's refusal to speak, and she fought back.
Then I heard that Yu Qiuqiu didn't have much emotion, "Oh."
You Qiuqiu picked up the put down sheet and quilt cover again, turned to the other side, covered it, and put it on.
She didn't have many opinions on where to sleep, it was the same anyway, and there was nothing to blame.
Since Shi Jing likes it there, let her sleep there without harming her interests.
Instead, Shi Jing was directly blinded.
Isn't it... The other party's coquettish face is white
That's it? ?
You Qiuqiu couldn't cooperate any more, Shi Jing was not good at leaving the school, and when she wanted to do something else, she saw that You Qiuqiu had fallen asleep holding the quilt.
She put her two white arms outside, put them on the quilt, and pulled the quilt in front of her, as if she was holding a big doll.
She slept soundly, with a peaceful smile on her pretty face.
You Qiuqiu is really tired. Not only is she tired, but her legs also hurt. She has been riding a tricycle for a long time, so basically it can be said that she falls asleep instantly when she touches the pillow.
In the dream, You Qiuqiu dreamed that she was in the gym, and the private tutor told her not to be lazy. If she said she was lazy, she took pictures and uploaded them to Weibo for fans to see.
Yuqiuqiu in the dream: ? ?
Shi Jing was about to shut herself up.
This kind of fist on cotton feels the weakest.
Standing aside and staring at the sleeping You Qiuqiu for a while, Shi Jing had no choice but to hang up towels and clothes for the camera at the urging of Ma Juan, and went to sleep first.
Nothing happened overnight, and You Qiuqiu had a nightmare of cycling in the gym all night.
When Yu Qiuqiu woke up, he dragged his sore legs, his eyes were blank, and he felt that it was really terrible.
…
Everyone gathered together, said hello, and before they were full after breakfast, the program team sent a task card.
From today's breakfast, the program team no longer provides any food, and guests must rely on their hands to obtain food if they want to eat.
"Then what if you get nothing?"
Tao Anjie frowned.
The director was cruel, "Then you can only starve."