I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 23: No, it's koi today

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Everyone has to live here for several days, it is unrealistic to starve, and now it is time for the guests to complete their tasks. The process of collecting food is an important point of the show.

No one objected.

The program team is not completely black-hearted. Knowing that everyone is not divided into grains and limbs, they directly give tips.

Guests can go fishing in a pond not far from the door, where they get fish to eat through their efforts.

Naturally, the fish are not wild, and the program team arranged them in advance.

The program team has prepared a water heel suit for everyone to prevent the water in the pond from soaking the clothes.

You Qiuqiu followed everyone to find their own size clothes and put on their shoes. After the six people were well equipped, they went to the fish pond together.

The tricycle that was parked in the yard made You Qiuqiu tremble and gave her a nightmare that night had disappeared. You Qiuqiu and the others had no time to return the tricycle, so they asked the staff of the show team to return it.

I didn't see it but it was returned.

It's nine o'clock in the morning, and the sun isn't too hot.

The fish pond doesn't look very big, but when you are really in it, it gives people a feeling of being at a loss. Everyone bows their heads and can vaguely see fish swimming in the water, but soon a tail is waving. just disappeared.

You Qiuqiu stared at the fish, feeling a little surprised, and Fang Shubai, who was next to him, couldn't control his ignorant appearance and began to yell.

"Ah, there are really fish!"

"There, there seems to be one... and here... Omg, the fish hit my calf just now!"

Fang Shubai is standing next to You Qiuqiu. He has worked with You Qiuqiu before. In this variety show, he has become a follower of You Qiuqiu. Wherever You Qiuqiu goes, he goes too.

Very close to the two of them, there is also the actor Cui Jiannan. He was not very excited, but just asked, "Can this be caught?"

"Let's just divide into two groups, let's play, whoever catches more!"

This is what Tao Anjie shouted to You Qiuqiu and his party.

He is still quite playful, but this is not his idea. Just now, the director caught him when he was going down the fish pond, which meant that he could organize a group game later.

In the variety show, there are games from time to time, and it is also full of explosions and ignitions. This is a unique scene. The show team set it up early in the morning.

Many people are old fritters in variety shows, and they know it well.

You Qiuqiu is not a variety show old fritter, she can follow everyone anyway, it's not a big problem, it doesn't matter.

The groups were divided very quickly, according to where everyone stood, You Qiuqiu, Fang Shubai and Cui Jiannan were in a group, and the other three were in a group.

Shi Jing put on her ponytail, with a ruthless energy, "Since the group competition is over, can we get a lucky draw and punishment?"

Fang Shubai, "What kind of rewards and punishment?"

He actually didn't want to do this.

Shi Jing glanced at You Qiuqiu and the others, "The losing team will do all the housework and cooking for today, and the winning team can rest."

The director made an ok gesture not far away.

He felt that he really did not invite the wrong person. Look, Shi Jing is indeed very interesting in variety shows, so things started to happen.

The program team has already made a decision, and everyone nodded in response to the prize and punishment. Many people were eager to try, especially Shi Jing, who literally wrote the performance they wanted on their foreheads.

She made preparations at the beginning, and then under the order, she quickly went back and forth to explore the fish pond.

When she opened and closed, the water next to her quickly became turbid with her movements.

Shi Jing felt that she would definitely be the artist who catches the most fish!

However, she had clearly touched the fish several times with her hands, but when she took it, she was empty-handed.

Only the mud and water are mixed together and flow out along the fingers...

In just five or six minutes, Shi Jing was already sweating on her forehead, tired and annoying.

Those fish look clumsy, but they all look like they are painted with something.

If it weren't for the scruples that there was a camera next to her, Shi Jing really wanted to scold her.

Of course, it wasn't just that Shi Jing didn't catch it. She noticed that the rest of the people were helpless with these fish, which made Shi Jing feel a little better. Since no one caught it, it was the same. The first fish might still be hers. .

Shi Jing saw You Qiuqiu standing in the distance, standing there as still as a pillar.

The breeze picked up her hair, and the black broken hair was pressed against the porcelain-white cheeks, which was indescribably beautiful and refreshing.

In contrast, Shi Jing didn't even need to look in the mirror to know that she was sweating profusely from exhaustion, and she definitely couldn't look good.

The more Shi Jing thought about it, the more angry she got, she got up to rest, pinched her waist and called You Qiuqiu's name.

"Have you been standing there motionless?"

"We're still in the game, so let's not say that we don't compete. If you don't catch fish, you won't have to eat it. You can't just rub other people's fish... Can you catch fish while standing?"

It wasn't that Yu Qiuqiu didn't move. She moved a few times, but found that the fish was very sharp, so Yu Qiuqiu fell into deep thought.

She didn't argue with Shi Jing, or even return Shi Jing's words, because—

The rest actually wanted to smooth things out, but before they could say anything, they heard Fang Shubai exclaiming, "Damn it!"

The cameramen followed suit, and several who were standing on the shore running towards You Qiuqiu.

Under the sun, the fat fish the size of half an arm was struggling and wagging its tail. The scales were so bright that it seemed to reflect light. The tail flung a lot of water droplets, and some splashed on the woman's fair and beautiful face.

Yu Qiuqiu, "Ah ah." A few frightened screams came out.

Omg, the water droplets thrown by this fish are almost making her unable to open her eyes.

It was You Qiuqiu who caught the first fish. She hadn't spoken to Shi Jing just now because she was busy catching this fish.

In the end, Cui Jiannan went to rescue You Qiuqiu quickly and helped You Qiuqiu put the fish into the basket behind him.

Shi Jing:…

Heck.

She was still saying that You Qiuqiu couldn't catch fish, and she was slapped in the face in an instant.

How could it be that You Qiuqiu was catching the fish? She worked so hard, and the others were more motivated than You Qiuqiu. Why

The rest of the guests were not as suspicious of life as Shi Jing, and they were envious, so they congratulated You Qiuqiu and continued to struggle.

Fang Shubai was as happy as he had caught a fish.

"Sister, how did you do it?"

You Qiuqiu gestured, "I just stretched out my hand and grabbed it like this, and I grabbed it."

Fang Shubai followed the instructions of the fish catching coach, You Qiuqiu, and stretched out his hand to catch it like this.

As expected, nothing.

"… "

You Qiuqiu finally concluded, "Maybe... I'm better at fishing."

She really knows how to fish. When she was a child, she slept and fished, went to school and class, did her homework, and couldn't control her at work.

Possibly integrated

Cameraman: ? ?

A head full of question marks, is it the fisherman that everyone likes to sneak around.

If so, then he also has this skill.

Yu Qiuqiu seemed to be on the hook next time.

If you don't do it, as long as you do it, it will be a fat and big fish.

Even the director of the program group was stunned.

Who would have thought that Yu Qiuqiu was in charge of fishing? It didn't mean that You Qiuqiu was bad, but this female artist really looked lazy.

You Qiuqiu not only fished in her own area, she even walked not far from Shi Jing.

Shi Jing, who was still making big moves, but didn't catch a single fish:

She instantly became tense, and the thorns stood up.

Yuqiuqiu, what is this for

Seeing Shi Jing staring at her, You Qiuqiu opened her mouth after thinking about it, "Hi."

After saying hello, Yu Qiuqiu continued to stretch out his hand.

Brush, a big fish caught in the hand.

Brush, another big fish caught in his hand.

You Qiuqiu not only caught it by himself, but also brought it over with a Fang Shubai.

She had found out that the more noise on one side, the easier it was for the fish to escape. There was no movement on her side, so the fish had to wait patiently for a while, and it was easy to catch on Shi Jing's side.

Shi Jing frightened all the fish to run around, and they could be picked up when they arrived at her place.

Fishing speed x2.

Fang Shubai also followed You Qiuqiu to catch several fish here.

Shi Jing:

She really doubts life.

She felt that she was being provoked, why was she so miserable.

Shi Jing was stunned. This was not the end. Fang Shubai found that without Shi Jing stirring the water and soil, there were fewer fish.

So Fang Shubai said to Shi Jing, "Sister, don't stand still, go ahead, the fish are not running towards me."

Shi Jing was so angry that she almost cried.

This is being bullied to the door.

Following You Qiuqiu's train of thought, the rest of the group caught the fish more or less, and Shi Jing finally caught it too.

Although there is only one, and the size of a palm.

Following Shi Jing's video, I couldn't help but say, "Let's let this go, and then raise it."

Shi Jing, "…"

Everyone caught the fish and returned with a full load, and the morning was over.

It was Shi Jing's team that lost, and Ma Juan took the initiative to undertake the cooking job.

The freshly caught live fish was killed and cooked now. It was delicious and delicious. Ma Juan's cooking skills were good, and everyone had a pretty good lunch.

However, it is obviously not enough to have fish without vegetables.

In the afternoon, a new task card for the program group arrived.

Go look for toon trees and pick toon buds.

"Toon sprouts?"

As soon as these three words came out, many guests did not understand at all, but You Qiuqiu knew it.

"This scrambled egg is delicious."

Her dad did.

It was given by relatives living in the suburbs. You Qiuqiu remembered the taste after eating it once.

Of course, she didn't participate in picking either. When she saw the toon sprout, it had become edible.

The program team prepared a photo of the toon tree for them—

Strike! Look for toon sprouts!

You Qiuqiu didn't want to attack, and the others didn't seem interested. After all, it wasn't like the morning when the weather started to get hot.

Especially after lunch, people are warm when the sun shines, and they want to be lazy from the bottom of their hearts. Everyone is tired and sleepy for a while, but they can only forcefully cheer up.

Looking for toon sprouts this time, I didn't have a special grouping like in the morning.

Everyone walked towards the back mountain together.

The mountain doesn't look high, but it twists and turns, and the slope is not small. You Qiuqiu's after-effects of three rounds of riding last night have all come out today. After standing in the fish pond for so long in the morning, both legs seem to be filled with lead. of.

After searching for a long time, I didn't see a single toon, and You Qiuqiu couldn't move anymore.

She stopped, gasping for breath.

It is definitely a miracle for You Qiuqiu to be able to get to this point. It is probably because her physique has improved after exercising. Before she exercised, maybe she could just ride a tricycle and go directly to Hexi.

But now Yuqiuqiu is really a bit unbearable.

She really wants to lie down...

Not really, just sit down...

The young girl drooped her head, her face flushed abnormally, and she looked pitiful.

Fang Shubai was a little worried, "Sister, are you okay, do you want the doctor to show you?"

The program team has doctors accompanying the team to ensure the personal safety of the guests.

You Qiuqiu: There is no need for such a big movement, she is just tired.

Shi Jing, who was walking behind You Qiuqiu and surpassed her, looked at You Qiuqiu who was standing on the side of the road in a daze, and couldn't help but start sneering again.

"You're not going to sit here, are you?"

"Playing on the sidelines?"

"Fish is a living creature, and you can run over by yourself. You have to find the toon by yourself."

Shi Jing was still thinking about catching fish in the morning.

She worked so hard, why did You Qiuqiu win

Looking for toon this time, You Qiuqiu will never think that you can be so lucky, right

At first, You Qiuqiu was a little embarrassed to sit down and rest in front of the camera, but when she heard Shi Jing's words, she directly found a clean stone and sat down.

Shi Jing:

"what are you doing?"

You Qiuqiu raised her little face, "I'm waiting for the rabbit... Waiting for the toon sprout."

Shi Jing laughed and continued to follow the army with an expression like you were going crazy.

If she stayed any longer, she might believe her evil.

You Qiuqiu found a comfortable position, sat on the stone, and felt sore and numb with his legs and jio that were about to explode, and finally got liberated.

Fang Shubai was also stunned for a while, and then sat down like You Qiuqiu.

For a while, there were only two guests left except for the filming and the program crew.

The breeze was blowing in the mountains, and the birds were chirping.

The program team began to ponder what You Qiuqiu said just now. Think about the super fishing skills she showed in the morning. Can she really wait for the toon sprouts here? ?

The program team only dared to guess, Fang Shubai couldn't help but ask questions.

"Sister..."

After Yu Qiuqiu looked at him, he swallowed, with anticipation in his eyes, "Can we really sit here and get toon sprouts?"

You Qiuqiu: Of course it's fake, you're thinking about ass!

She just couldn't stand up anymore, so she just casually said, Fang Shubai actually took it seriously

How did he grow so big safely.

You Qiuqiu felt that she had rested for a while, and was embarrassed to continue to be lazy, she forcibly cheered up and stood up from the stone.

"of course… "

Before Yu Qiuqiu revealed the answer, the boy's voice sounded from not far from them, with curiosity.

"What are you doing here?"

"A TV show?"

The boy looked like he was in the fifth or sixth grade of elementary school. He was dressed plainly and had a dark face. He probably played more with his friends, and he still had a lot of mud on his body.

You Qiuqiu told him that he was not filming a TV series, but a show, and the boy didn't recognize him, so he walked straight towards You Qiuqiu.

He first looked at You Qiuqiu, and then said, "I know you."

Fang Shubai burst into laughter, making a sound similar to that of a hen laying eggs, "giggling" and laughing non-stop.

Not only Fang Shubai laughed, but even with the camera he almost couldn't hold the camera in his hand.

No, how old is it, there are still people who use such an old-fashioned way to strike up a conversation.

The most important thing is that the child is so young, just want to hook up with the beautiful lady

Fang Shubai leaned down and looked at the child's sincere words, "Children, don't learn this strange trick of flirting with girls, study hard and make progress every day, have you heard?"

The boy retorted, "Seng Sha, I didn't talk nonsense, I just saw her, on the spicy stick packaging bag!"

"… "

Fang Shubai was choked by the name of the monk Sha.

You Qiuqiu couldn't help but look at Fang Shubai's red hair.

In "Journey to the West", when Sha Seng had not yet become the third junior brother, he dyed his rebellious red hair. When the children said this, You Qiuqiu also felt very vivid.

Now Fang Shubai's image in her eyes has gradually overlapped with Sha Seng.

Fang Shubai couldn't be bothered anymore, he couldn't believe that his trendy hair color would get so much criticism. Earlier, You Qiuqiu said that his hair was like a traffic light, but now the little boy is going too far, actually calling him Sand monk? !

Can you bear it? !

No one cares if he can bear it or not, the show team's attention is all on the spicy stick packaging.

Spicy stick packaging, what does it have to do with You Qiuqiu

However, You Qiuqiu reacted, and she acted as the spokesperson for Spicy Tiao.

So she has spread all over the major towns

The boy took out the crumpled bag of spicy sticks from his pocket, and the camera moved toward the packing bag of spicy sticks. Sure enough, it was indeed printed with Yuqiuqiu this ball.

"This spicy strip is super delicious."

"Hmm!" The spokesperson You Qiuqiu agreed.

The two chatted a few words about the style and taste of spicy strips, whether they liked softer or more resilient and chewy, and the chat was extremely pleasant.

The boy was directly impressed by the profound knowledge of spicy tiao expert You Qiuqiu eating spicy tiao for nearly 20 years. Fang Shubai and the program team did not know why they were listening to this boring knowledge here.

Strange knowledge, growing again! jpg

until the boy said something.

"Are you looking for toon sprouts?"

He pointed to the reminder photo that Fang Shubai was holding in his hand.

"There's a large piece of this stuff behind my house, go and pick it up at my house!"

He motioned for You Qiuqiu to follow him, quite like a boss.

Yu Qiuqiu blinked, startled.

She is waiting for the toon sprouts, is she successful

Fang Shubai and the show crew were also shocked.

knock!

This can be done.

You Qiuqiu, she did it again!

After fishing in troubled waters, he completed the double killing of toon buds.

A dirt-covered, dark-colored elementary school student fell from the sky with spicy sticks, and took her to find the toon sprouts that she had never been able to find.

The boy said that there is a large toon sprout behind the house, which is not an exaggeration.

The program team has already stepped on places with toon sprouts nearby, but there is no such lushness anywhere.

The tender toon buds are on the branches, as long as you pinch them a little with your fingers, they will be pinched directly.

The boy lived with his grandfather and grandmother. After the two old people understood the intention of You Qiuqiu and his party, they were still very enthusiastic.

This thing may be a rarity for the people of the city, for them it is very common, and the boy's grandmother keeps shouting about how many balls he wants to pick.

Of course, having said that, You Qiuqiu and the others did not consider themselves outsiders. After picking a similar amount, they decided to stop. The boy's grandmother stuffed them with more than half of the bag.

The two of them smelled a sweet smell again.

It was the boy's grandfather who was making candied haws in the yard.

The sugar in the pot is burnt to golden yellow, and the round, red and plump hawthorn is rolled in a circle to coat it with a layer of syrup, and after drying, the finished product is made.

Fang Shubai, "I want to eat."

You Qiuqiu: She wants to eat too.

But there was no money, and the money was taken away by the show team.

Toon buds were given away for nothing, and no one was embarrassed to ask for a candied gourd to eat. This one was sold for money.

Fang Shubai pulled You Qiuqiu aside and said, "Actually... I still have money."

Yuqiuqiu: !

How could there be any money left? You must know that the show team is crazy, and they have to take out all the things in their pockets, so they don't give them a chance to hide.

Fang Shubai blushed, took off his shoes, and took out five pieces from the soles.

He shoved the money into his shoes, leaving the five dollars.

You Qiuqiu jumped out three meters away.

Fang Shubai, "Sister, how can you despise me so much, then do you still eat the candied haws that you bought with the money on the soles of your shoes?"

You Qiuqiu nodded, "Eat."

Disgusting is disgusting, but it should be eaten. Tanghulu did not make mistakes, and there was no foot odor.

Program Team: Is it really okay for you to discuss so openly and honestly about hiding money behind their backs, treating them as dead people

After all, the five dollars was not taken away by the program team.

Both of them were highly vigilant, and if anyone stole money, they would rob me of my life.

It's not easy for the show team to be too hard. In fact, they also think this episode is very funny, and they all understand the rationale for relaxation and restraint.

The consumption level of the town is low, and the prices are also low. Candied gourds cost one yuan per piece, which is unbelievably cheap.

Totally authentic, with extra thick icing on top.

Fang Shubai bought two, and You Qiuqiu and Yu Qiuqiu each squatted in front of the grandfather's candied fruit shelf, biting the candied haws together.

Sweet and sour, very appetizing.

You Qiuqiu also chatted with the old grandfather, after learning that the cost is lower, only a pot, some raw materials, and simple training can be used to make it.

She had a bold idea.

Making candied haws seems to be a sure-fire business.

If she can't get along in the circle one day, then her business can not only be limited to chartering wives, but also open a small You Bing Tang Hulu stall. At that time, she will push a cart every day, make Bing Tang Hulu, and sell it while eating.

Just thinking about it, Yu Qiuqiu was already fascinated.

So she made a voice that she wanted to learn.

"I… can I try it too?"