I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 24: Are you salted fish today?

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The old man was very talkative, and as soon as You Qiuqiu asked, he directly let You Qiuqiu get started.

The key to making candied fruit is practice.

You Qiuqiu has learned with seriousness, from how to string to how to cook, how to wrap candy, he has taken out 12% of his energy, and his serious efforts are no less than the college entrance examination.

Just kidding, of course it has to be serious, this is a skill to eat later.

Fang Shubai, who was squatting in front of the candy ball stand, was stunned.

no…

Why is there such a strange development, senior sister has changed from eating candied haws to making candied haws

On the contrary, the cameraman felt that he had vaguely captured the essence.

What's the matter, I paid two yuan to buy candied fruit, and even eat it and learn it

In any case, the camera still honestly recorded the process of Yuqiuqiu's learning to make candied haws. This branch line is also a good material for the program team.

It can be said that the group of You Qiuqiu has contributed a lot of wonderful footage this afternoon, enough for the program group to edit.

I ate the candied haws and learned along the way, and the sun was not as dazzling as it was when I first started shooting in the afternoon.

The boy's grandmother also brought a large pot of citrus to everyone.

right…

A big pot, no exaggeration.

The boy's grandmother Zhang Luo wrote You Qiu Qiu Fang Shu Bai and the staff had some food.

You Qiuqiu was stunned, what kind of rich family is this

Everyone is embarrassed, even if this citrus has not been tasted, just by looking at the product and smelling the taste, you will know that you can't go wrong. How dare they eat it.

"It's okay, let's eat."

The old man peeled off two of them with his own hands and forced them into the hands of You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai.

She sighed, "It's everywhere, if you don't eat it, it will rot in the ground."

You Qiuqiu only ate one piece. She also remembered that she was a female artist after realizing it. She wanted to maintain her body shape and couldn't eat more. She also ate half of the sugar gourd and put it away, and planned to return to her residence to continue later.

But just one citrus petal is enough.

It is a refreshing and sweet tangerine taste, very sweet, sweet like eating sugar, the fruit is full, and the juice splashes directly between the teeth...

You Qiuqiutian's eyes were curved into crescents.

Fang Shubai over there also kept shouting, "It's so delicious."

At the same time, it also asked everyone's doubts.

"It's so delicious, why does it rot in the ground?"

The boy's grandmother said, "There are too many. There used to be special channels to collect them. This year, if we don't accept the citrus from our side, we will not be able to sell them directly."

"Who can eat so much, it's going to rot in the ground. It's all like this... It's a pity these good oranges."

The middlemen who used to supply and help sell the goods are no longer accepting the goods. There are only so many people in the town, and according to the boy's grandmother, many people are still planting them. How much can the town absorb

The group of the program group originally filmed a lot of material in the afternoon. You Qiuqiu first picked a lot of toon sprouts by accident and learned to make candied haws. They were quite happy.

But because of this episode, it made people feel a little melancholy, and even the citrus in his hand didn't seem so sweet.

Everyone has felt the hardships of life, and it is not easy anywhere.

You Qiuqiu blinked, and after a long silence, he said the first sentence.

"What about the live broadcast?"

"Can you try live streaming to sell citrus?"

She has been thinking about this issue just now. Since there is a problem with the middleman, is it possible to change the sales channel.

Now the live broadcast is very popular. When she was engaged in eating and broadcasting, she had seen others selling spicy duck neck and spicy duck wings in the live broadcast room, and she also bought it several times.

Of course, after gaining weight, there is no more.

Since spicy duck neck and duck wings can be sold in the live broadcast room, why can't fruit

No middlemen yet, no price difference.

The boy's grandmother didn't even know what a live broadcast was, and she didn't surf the Internet.

After saying goodbye to the boy's family, before the sun was about to set, You Qiuqiu and his group returned to their residence by the pond.

The other four had returned long ago, waiting there for You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai.

"I thought something had happened to you, so I specifically asked the show team to call your staff and just come back."

It was the actor Cui Jiannan who said this.

He has the best relationship with these two juniors, and is the one who worries about them the most.

Ma Juan, "Where are you going?"

Before You Qiuqiu could speak, Shi Jing already spoke first.

"Go out and play."

Shi Jing sat on the swing and did not stand up.

"I guess the toon sprouts were not found either."

"We've already picked it up."

She specifically motioned You Qiuqiu to look at the toon sprouts on the table, a small pot of them.

Yu Qiuqiu, "We also picked it up."

Open the bag in your hand, a big bag full.

Fang Shubai was eager to try, "I have it here too."

He opened the bag in his hand, and it was full again.

If this is placed in a pot, it can probably be filled with three pots of Shi Jing's toon sprouts.

Shi Jing: ? ?

The rest of the guests:

Fang Shu danced and told everyone about the process of waiting for the toon sprouts with You Qiuqiu. Of course, he concealed the fact that he was harassed by children.

The point is that You Qiuqiu relied on the endorsement of spicy strips to bribe children's hearts.

"Senior sister is too strong!"

"There are really a lot of Chinese toon over there. We were embarrassed to pick them. In the end, my mother-in-law was so kind, she forced us to pack another bag."

In addition to the toon, the two of them also brought back four candied haws and bought them with Fang Shubai's remaining three dollars.

Originally, three dollars could only buy three, but the grandfather said that the candied haws were made by You Qiuqiu, and the three dollars could give her four.

It happened that the remaining four guests were divided equally.

After being busy for a long time, I finally found two toon trees, and basically gave the toon trees to the baldness to get back the four-member group of these toon buds:…

This is how people are more popular than dead people.

They also want to meet the old man who was forcibly stuffed with toon sprouts.

Why is Yu Qiuqiu so lucky

That is to say, the rest of the people laughed a few words, Shi Jing really almost died on the spot.

Depend on! What the hell is going on here!

Because all the cooking work in the morning was done by Shi Jing's team, but You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai didn't stand up completely, they would still help with the odd jobs.

When You Qiuqiu found out that she could not be used at all, she moved a small ponytail in the yard and leaned against the wall with her hands in her hands.

Fell asleep.

The wind in the evening was very gentle, and the sunset covered a small half of the sky. You Qiuqiu had been busy all day. The background music was the sound of the kitchen iron pot colliding with the shovel. She slept very comfortably.

This time, I never dreamed of being urged to pedal a bicycle by a personal trainer.

Shi Jing came out of the room and saw such a scene—

You Qiuqiu sat with Maza against the wall and slept with her face turned up. She smiled lightly, and her face was flushed with a healthy blush as she slept.

A butterfly flew to her side, revolved around her cheek, and finally landed on the tip of Jiaoqiao's highly superior nose. You Qiuqiu seemed to feel it, wrinkled her nose, and her beautiful face also wrinkled, but the whole process Without opening his eyes, his long and black eyelashes were neatly and neatly covered, casting a small shadow on his lower eyelid...

With the male camera shooting You Qiuqiu: Ahhh! awsl!

Why can it be so cute, so cute, it's so cute to vomit blood, the macho must be optimistic!

Shi Jing: "…"

There were only two thoughts in her mind.

Why is Yu Qiuqiu so sleepy

I fell asleep in seconds last night, and today I fell asleep directly outside against the wall.

Also, there is something beautiful about the butterfly on the tip of the nose.

Shi Jing told herself that she was definitely not jealous, she just felt that there was nothing to be envious of.

Shi Jing stood beside You Qiuqiu for a while, she knew that according to her previous personality, she should pick on You Qiuqiu again, and keep playing tricks.

After all, the show didn't invite her because she liked her. She herself will get attention and the camera through these conflicts. It doesn't matter whether she is scolded or not. Swearing to be hacked, but no one cares.

But Shi Jing never had another attack.

After a few rounds, she was empty.

This female artist named You Qiuqiu has a very salty personality. The salted fish is so outrageous that she can't even tear it apart if she wants to.

Moreover, she is afraid that she is not God's daughter, right

Every time she sneered, it didn't affect You Qiuqiu at all, but she was slapped in the face quickly.

"… "

Salted fish + koi, this strange combination of a woman, can't be offended, she's scared.

Shi Jing had stopped thinking about looking for You Qiuqiu. Of course, it wasn't to say how much she liked You Qiuqiu. She was still staring at the sleeping woman because—

Is it really comfortable to sleep like this?

"What is Shi Jing doing? I'll go and see."

The kitchen of the house remodeled by the program team is directly against the yard, with the windows open, people outside can see the scene of cooking in the house, and those who cook can also see the yard.

The speaker was Cui Jiannan, who was helping Ma Juan, Tao Anjie and Fang Shubai were playing cards in the living room.

After Cui Jiannan glanced at the yard, he planned to let go of the work he was doing, but was stopped by Ma Juan.

Ma Juan said clearly in her eyes, she turned off the microphone, and said softly to Cui Jiannan, "Don't go over."

"Nothing can happen."

"The little girl Qiuqiu has a very good temperament. Although Shi Jing is noisy, she is also a good boy."

"trust me."

Cui Jiannan was really worried that Shi Jing would find You Qiuqiu. He was afraid that the trouble would be unpleasant and planned to go out to have a look. When Ma Juan said this, he nodded, "Okay."

However, the two of them were still watching the movement outside while they were cooking.

Seeing Shi Jing standing not far from You Qiuqiu for a while, she also grabbed a small maza, imitating You Qiuqiu, and fell asleep against the wall.

The elders inside the house are cooking, and the younger ones are resting outside.

Beautiful and quiet.

Like a very good picture.

The director desperately gestured to the cameramen to let them record the scene.

At the beginning, "Leisure Time" was still the way of traditional variety shows, so Shi Jing came over and planned to make some conflicting highlights.

But when the director sees this scene now, he suddenly feels that there is no need to engage in any conflict. Isn't it bad to have such a comfortable, ordinary and warm life

Shi Jing didn't sleep comfortably, not at all stable, she was woken up by flies.

There were several flies around her, and they all came out at night.

Shi Jing, who had no fluttering moths but only flies, "…"

The most terrible thing is that she felt that her back against the wall was hurting badly, and she looked at You Qiuqiu, who was still sleeping soundly, with doubts about life.

For a day, is her back made of iron

Yu Qiuqiu also woke up, and she pulled up the cushion against which she was leaning.

Shi Jing: ? ?

You Qiuqiu didn't know why Shi Jing looked at her with such strange eyes. There shouldn't be any dirt on her face, right

You Qiuqiu rubbed his cheeks with both hands and asked the cameraman, who felt that his girly heart was bursting again!

Her action is really like a cat washing her face.

After Yu Qiuqiu finished eating, he quietly found the director of the program group.

She has been thinking about it all night, and now it seems that she has made an important decision. Even if she doesn't find the director, the director will come and ask her.

You Qiuqiu was still a little embarrassed, his eyes wandered, but he still said, "Just... I kind of want to help that family."

You Qiuqiu is referring to the unsalable sale of citrus in the boy's house.

She is not a nosy person, she is lazy by nature and doesn't like to worry about it. She can arrange herself clearly and earn enough money to support her parents. For You Qiuqiu, she has completed the task satisfactorily and difficultly.

But the boy's family helped them in the afternoon, and You Qiuqiu felt that it was really distressing that such a good citrus was really rotten in the ground.

That should be a heavy source of income for their family.

Of course, when You Qiuqiu came to find the director, it wasn't to ask the show team for help. What she meant was that she helped the elderly to open a live broadcast and taught her how to use the live broadcast platform to sell fruit.

The time was chosen when the program group did not shoot them. After all, the program group also spent money to invite her to come over. It is impossible for You Qiuqiu to occupy the normal time period for the program group to film.

Fortunately, it is not 24 hours a day to shoot, the time is a little squeezed, but there are still some.

Once she has taught the old man how to live broadcast, she will no longer have to worry about it.

The program team has no objection. This is doing a good job, and they also think that this is a good subject. After discussion, Yu Qiuqiu's camera will continue to follow the recording, just like the usual recording of the program.

When You Qiuqiu set off, Fang Shubai also followed, and the two went to the boy's house together, explaining their intentions.

The boy's grandmother and grandfather were very fond of a beautiful and sensible young girl like You Qiuqiu, but they were hesitant to hear that You Qiuqiu helped them to broadcast citrus live.

After all, the older generation doesn't have access to the Internet and doesn't really understand it.

It's just that the left and right can't be sold. The people in front of them are still from the TV station. With their trust in You Qiuqiu and the TV station, they still agreed.

You Qiuqiu has done eating and broadcasting, downloading software, and registering before, all of which are very skilled.

Seeing that this can be done soon, just leave the platform to the elderly, the problem is—

The boy's grandfather and grandmother looked dazed, "How do you broadcast this thing?"

It's useless to download the live broadcast. They haven't watched it, and they don't know how to broadcast it.

faced with this question.

You Qiuqiu: She actually, should, will.

After being away from the live broadcast platform for dozens of days, You Qiuqiu faced this familiar place again, and her mood was actually quite complicated. Once upon a time, she almost became the first sister of Chibo.

Later, I was often accompanied by the gym, and was tortured to death by the fitness equipment.

You Qiuqiu opened the live broadcast room, but she mainly did a demonstration to the boy's family, and didn't want to be recognized, so she opened the beauty salon.

There was no unusually popular scene in the live broadcast room that You Qiuqiu imagined. For a long time, the number of viewers was 0, and You Qiuqiu even thought it was stuck.

Finally a person came in, and Yu Qiuqiu didn't have time to start introducing the citrus, so the person left a sentence.

[Fuck, where did the snake face come from? It scared me to death and slipped away. 】

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

Fang Shubai couldn't help it, "Sister, your beauty is too much, it's too scary, shut it down."

You Qiuqiu has known that everyone's response was not very good since he opened beauty treatments under the "reminder" of Brother Da Biao before, but this time the situation is special.

Doesn't she want to look good or not, isn't she afraid of being recognized

The fact that she made herself fat by eating and broadcasting has been talked about by fans so far, and she has made You Qiuqiu pay a heavy price (gym), and the live broadcast cannot be done directly.

You Qiuqiu felt that it would be inappropriate if it was recognized by fans... If it was seen by President Sheng, it would be even more inappropriate.

But the beauty is too high, and there is not even a person. It is rare to come in and be scared away.

There is no way, You Qiuqiu can only lower the reading of beauty, and now it is not as scary as before.

It's good-looking, but it's still not as good-looking as I am, and it's a bit of a plastic version, especially balls.

Fang Shubai said, "Sister, why don't you add all of them."

You Qiuqiu opened his eyes and said nonsense, "I think adding some beauty is more beautiful."

It attracted Fang Shubai's blank stare: Really

He thinks that the senior sister is good-looking, but the aesthetics are really bad.

The real thing in the world is that after You Qiuqiu became slightly normal, the live broadcast room began to have traffic one after another.

[Wow, the new anchor, my sister is so beautiful! 】

[What are you doing here, selling fruit? 】

The name of You Qiuqiu's live broadcast room is Lao Teng Citrus, Lao Teng is the name of the boy's grandfather, and others call him that.

When Yu Qiuqiu saw that someone had finally arrived, he was invigorated and began to show everyone the citrus that had been put aside for a long time.

The citrus is round and round, and even the skin is smooth and bright in color. You Qiuqiu also specially peeled off the skin to reveal the pulp inside.

"The skin is thin and super sweet."

[It feels really good. 】

[Very fresh, just picked from the tree? 】

[Anchor, don’t just say it, you can eat one and let us see. 】

Yu Qiuqiu is in trouble.

She thought of her experience of eating and broadcasting to make herself fat. After working out in the gym for so long, she finally lost weight and said she couldn't eat more.

But facing the audience in the live broadcast room clamoring for her to taste, there are old people waiting to sell citrus behind her.

Yu Qiuqiu hesitantly peeled off the citrus petals.

"Then I'll try it."

"I'll try one."

She only eats one, definitely not much.

One will never grow meat, and this is still a fruit, what kind of meat does a fruit grow.

You Qiuqiu successfully persuaded herself, she put the citrus in her mouth, and then felt the sweet juice explode in her mouth, she couldn't be more satisfied.

Ahh! She wanted to scream.

This taste is also very happy.

You Qiuqiu only ate one piece before, and didn't feel the taste at all, just felt that the taste was gone, and now one piece, two pieces and three pieces... are stuffed into his mouth.

This taste is so good, I can't stop it at all!

"It's super satisfying in one bite."

"The thin skin on the outside doesn't feel presence, it's all juice."

"It's too sweet, how can it be so sweet, it's not that sweet, it's just the right sweetness, the sweetness of fruit."

"Fruits are rich in vitamin C, nutritious and healthy!"

You Qiuqiu trumpeted, and all kinds of tempting descriptions kept coming out of her mouth.

Even the crew members who were filming her couldn't help swallowing.

mother...

She ate so deliciously and spoke so enticingly.

really want to eat.

The staff of the show team are okay, at least they are on the scene, they can buy it directly and eat it on the spot, but the audience watching the live broadcast room is about to die.

Buy!

How much does it cost to get this great citrus!

[Anchor, how much is this citrus? 】

【I want to buy. 】

【I want, too. 】

In fact, the audience thinks that the quality of this citrus is good, and if the taste is the same as the other person's description, it is probably not cheap, but now a cup of milk tea costs more than ten yuan, and it is fine to buy some fruit you want.

Yu Qiuqiu, "Three dollars a pound." As a prepared person, she has already asked in advance, so she can directly quote the price.

Audience: Three dollars is also... Too cheap!

You must know that outside the fruit stalls, ordinary quality citrus can be bought for eight or nine yuan per pound. The supermarket sells it more expensive, three yuan, and what kind of bicycle is needed.

If there were people who thought that selling fruit online was unreliable at first, but after hearing about three yuan, they all felt that they could charge directly.

You Qiuqiu continued to add, "Free shipping for over 59 nationwide, and compensation for bad fruit."

"Thanks to [Orangutan Lighting] for the lollipops from my eldest brother. If you like the old iron, you can like, follow, double-click 666, and follow the anchor so you don't get lost~"

"Everyone is passing by, don't miss it. Farmers with good quality and low price are picking citrus now. It only costs three yuan a pound, three yuan, you can't buy it, you can't be fooled, but you can make happiness sweet and sweet. delivered to home."

The program crew was shocked, and so was Fang Shubai.

Especially Fang Shubai.

He doesn't know why senior sister is so skilled in live broadcast, one set at a time.

What kind of live broadcast genius is she, and she has such talent when she gets started

Live-streaming Twice-Cooked Pork. You Qiuqiu didn't know what turbulent waves she set off in the heart of the ignorant elementary school brother, she just slowly regained the rhythm of live-streaming.

Then I saw the message on the barrage.

[Link, I will place an order to buy ten pounds now! 】

[I want to buy 20 catties and get free shipping. 】

[Ah, give me the link, I'm dying of hunger. 】

You Qiuqiu raised his head from the live broadcast, looked at the crowd around him, and said to the old man, "It seems to be done."

"But... no link."

She just wanted to give a demonstration, and didn't do anything about product links. She only remembered it after being reminded by netizens.

Just grab the link, the order is coming!

Fortunately, the staff who can enter the TV station and the program group are all talented, and it is not a problem to make a citrus link urgently. You Qiuqiu calmed the emotions of the audience in the live broadcast room, and attracted the audience who just came in.

When the link is ready, put it up.

The orders came one after another, and orders from all over the country poured in, and the staff in the background were a little confused.

To say the most ignorant are the boy's grandfather and grandmother. They came with the idea of letting You Qiuqiu make a fool of himself and turning a dead horse into a living horse doctor.

listen to this...

sold out

Still selling well