If Fang Shubai was here, You Qiuqiu would tell him loudly, no, she didn't like it.
She said earlier that she liked it just for fear of being recognized.
However, in fact, fans have long known that the person selling citrus is her, and after staying in the live broadcast room for several days, President Sheng also knew it, and frantically released air-conditioning at her, and attacked her with white eyes.
Then what is she pretending to be
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In any case, after "Leisure Time" officially announced six guests, it also ushered in the premiere of the variety show.
The first batch of viewers were mostly fans of Cui Jiannan and Tao Anjie, and everyone went directly to the two of them.
This is also the main reason why the program team spent a lot of money to invite these two people to sit in town.
Cui Jiannan has acted in many well-known TV dramas. He looks gentle and elegant, and has excellent acting skills; Tao Anjie's songs are really talented in singing. Every time a new song is released, he will directly kill the major music charts. The name loves children and loves his wife.
Ma Juan has a role filter, and I am also a very kind elder. Passers-by are popular with a group of top performers; Shi Jing is also good, with a controversial personality, black, red, black and red, but Shi Jing has not appeared before, and there are not many fans.
However, none of them expected that on an ordinary night, a new variety show that couldn't be more new would fall into the pit of a female artist named You Qiuqiu.
At the beginning of the show, parallel time and space cut the interviews of each star in the car. Cui Jiannan is very educated in conversation, Tao Anjie is also very nice, Fang Shubaixiang has a lively personality, and even gets along with the people in the show team.
The camera goes to Yuqiuqiu.
After getting into the car of the show crew and saying hello to the camera, she lay there and fell asleep as her eyelids became heavier and heavier.
audience:? ?
How did she fall asleep.
The program team typed the words on You Qiuqiu—
[Normal shooting, not still pictures, because I didn’t have time to tell Qiuqiu that there was still an interview, she slept too soundly and never woke up, and the cameraman didn’t have the heart to call her, so the interview in the car was over. 】
Messages began to appear gradually on the barrage.
"Hahaha, what kind of real world is this? I just thought that there was a problem with the network on my side. No wonder she didn't move. It turns out that she has been sleeping."
"Camera brother, say, are you coveting her beauty that you can't bear to wake her up? (dog head)"
"Hey, it's a little cute, and it's really beautiful, is it a newcomer?"
"It seems to be the one that was searched for when she fell asleep at the awards ceremony. She has always been able to sleep like this?"
The program team gave you several seconds of footage of Qiuqiu sleeping, and she slept soundly.
The main reason is that she looks good, and she is not afraid to shoot her face. Some people are still asking if this is plain makeup.
The introduction in the car in the previous paragraph is quite satisfactory, except that You Qiuqiu has slept here, and basically skipped it except that he was praised for his good looks.
Everyone's attention was once again on the other people who arrived at the residence early.
Until Fang Shubai heard that You Qiuqiu was coming soon and was going to pick up You Qiuqiu, Fang Shubai's fans made popular science on the barrage.
"The two of them filmed "Hello Acting" together before, and they seem to have a really good relationship."
Cui Jiannan also took the initiative to ask Fang Shubai to go.
The barrage is no longer gentle this time, and suddenly brushed together—
High energy ahead, please note that this is not an exercise, non-combatants retreat quickly! ! !
At this time, the audience watching at the back still didn't know what was about to happen. It was like there was a signature smile on the screen, and the gentle and elegant Cui Yingdi didn't know what to expect.
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The high-energy name scene appeared.
When Fang Shubai saw You Qiuqiu who got out of the car, the first sentence was not a greeting, but "Sister, I have inquired, you can eat Jiannan brother, Jiannan brother is from Sichuan, spicy taste. Yes, it's much better than the Fujianese."
The program team cut Cui Jiannan's face in time.
His expression was also very expressive, from a smile to a panic, with the words "smile gradually lost", it couldn't have any more dramatic effect.
Audience: What's the matter, you have to eat people when you shoot a show
Cui Jiannan fans: Protect our brother Cui, but the scared expression of brother Cui is really cute, 2333.
You Qiuqiu came out and explained this stalk to the audience. She joked to Fang Shubai that Cantonese people eat Fujianese, and then Fang Shubai was afraid that she really had any thoughts about him, so he tried to push Cui Jiannan, who is spicy in Sichuan. come out.
She also threatened Fang Shubai that Cantonese people couldn't eat Sichuan people. If it was too spicy, they could eat Fujian people. Fang Shubai's expression was also very funny.
Some viewers said thank you, and some were laughed at.
Before, the senior and junior went to the show and went to the hot search together. There are still many people who have a kidney stalk still fresh in their memories, but now that they are gathered together again, it is already making people want to laugh at the beginning.
With this beginning, the barrage also becomes cheerful.
"Fang Shubai, you are an idol, how silly, hhh."
"That's right, we Cantonese people really can't eat spicy food, but Fujianese are more suitable for it."
"Hokkien people are shivering, I really don't taste good."
"That Hokkien man stopped, I don't believe it, unless... let me take a bite!"
With the beginning of Fang Shubai's Sichuanese being spicy and spicy, netizens also followed this to open up the rest of their brains.
What Jiangsu is sweet, what Zhejiang is sweet and salty, and Shandong is pancake roll and green onion.
Netizens play tricks together.
Because of this unexpected beginning, it gradually became the home of You Qiuqiu.
It's not that she has a special competition for the camera, but netizens found that she is too interesting!
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In order for the three of them to return to their residence, You Qiuqiu borrowed a tricycle and asked the actor to sell their hue; when Fang Shubai was still a little lost why he didn't let him go, You Qiuqiu described his hair as a traffic light...
The performance of the three people simply made the audience laugh to death.
The actor was "forced to sell his looks", but Cui Jiannan's fans were not at all dissatisfied, but were extremely happy.
Thanks to You Qiuqiu for letting Brother Cui know his face value correctly. He was originally a handsome man; and they have been fans of Cui Jiannan for many years.
It is rare to show so many small expressions in such a short period of time, even shy, which must be said to be a huge surprise.
Fang Shubai's fans originally thought that the red-haired Xiaofang was also very handsome, and was described by You Qiuqiu as a traffic light, reminding him of the yellow-haired Xiaofang before.
Fang Shu □ □ Si: It's over... I seem to have been brainwashed, and I also feel like a traffic light.
And Yu Qiuqiu riding a tricycle ushered in a gentleman's barrage.
"Typing with both hands to show innocence."
"This leg... I can do it again!"
You Qiuqiu was riding a tricycle and humming, with two big men behind him. Not to mention, this picture was really funny with a sass in it.
A passerby said, "I think You Qiuqiu is pretty good. He can pull two male artists on a tricycle. His physical fitness is really good."
Knowing the truth and seeing the mother and father fans who have seen You Qiuqiu being devastated by the gym: All of this probably starts with a meal and broadcast.
It was that eating and broadcasting that made Qiuzi gain ten pounds, and it was also that eating and broadcasting that made Qiuzi know the exercise bike thing in the gym.
Look, the way Ball Cub rides on a tricycle, is it exactly the same as riding an exercise bike
Dad fan and mom fan are proud of their cubs being discovered, but they can't wait to make her pants a little longer. These pants are a bit short, and it would be better if they reached the ankles.
Another high-energy point is that the three of you Qiuqiu returned to their residence, Fang Shubai complained that You Qiuqiu sang badly.
The barrage: "I have a word, I feel a little bad." "Before You Qiuqiu was really not very good" "It was more casual at the time, but now I officially sing and listen to it, Tao Anjie said that You Qiuqiu's voice is good, I also I don't think it's wrong."
After You Qiuqiu opened his voice, netizens regretted it.
Just as sorry as Tao Anjie.
God, what the hell is this death songstress!
Ask for a pair of ears that have never heard You Qiuqiu sing.
This female artist named You Qiuqiu is so pretty, but unfortunately she can sing.
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The TV station where "Leisure Time" is located is worthy of being a strong station, and the director of this show is also worthy of the director who has come up with several popular variety shows, and has cut out everything that netizens want to watch.
The director does not boast, he feels that such a good effect is not due to him alone, but also because these six people save worry.
Funny, explosive, it's all there.
If it were the other group of people, it would be too boring. He wanted to cut out so many materials, but he didn't have to cut it, and there were so many memes here that he didn't want money, and the dramatic effect was first-rate.
Take Shi Jing as an example, she was originally invited to make things happen with the show guests.
Shi Jing really wanted to tear up the x, but she was looking for You Qiuqiu. After facing You Qiuqiu, she couldn't tear it up at all. You Qiuqiu seemed to have lost the instinct of the female artist to tear up the x.
So the style of painting develops towards a weird style.
Shi Jing slapped people in the face, and it turned into a series of slaps in the face, fishing and picking toon buds, not only a large area of "hahaha" barrage, but also a message for Shi Jing to wax.
The director of "Leisure Time" feels that everything is going in a smooth direction.
After watching the first issue, netizens were all hahaha throughout the whole process, they didn't stop at all, and they were still a little uncomfortable when it was over.
Ah
Is this gone
Still want to see!
However, variety shows need to whet your appetite, and the next episode will be in a week.
After watching this episode of the variety show, netizens who have not yet come out of the show are very excited and rushed to Weibo to find a companion who has also seen it.
So on the night of the show [Variety Show "Leisure Time"] [The actor sells the hue for the tricycle] [Cantonese people eat Fujianese] [Fang Shubai traffic light hair] [You Qiuqiu death singer] a series of related topics were brushed together. Rush to the hot search.
The most discussed is Yu Qiuqiu, even if the rest of the people can't be without Yu Qiuqiu.
After swiping the screen so frequently, after letting You Qiuqiu enter the vision of more people, some people are impatient.
—My God, did You Qiuqiu buy some hot search monthly package
Youqiuqiu fans: Thank you for your invitation, my ball cub is really too poor, and is still fighting for the five insurances and one housing fund. When I go to the show, I have to learn the sugar gourd craft. In my lifetime, my ball cub can afford the hot search.
Other viewers may not have understood why You Qiuqiu learned to make candied haws on the show. Fans who have followed You Qiuqiu all the way are now starting to gradually know what their ball cubs think.
Probably to learn a craft and make money later.
Passersby who were impatient: ? ?
So poor, can't afford it.
Fans of the show are still very rational: because You Qiuqiu is really funny! Really, all the girls listen to me and watch "Leisure Time". If it doesn't look good, I will give you my head. As long as you "Leisure Time", we are all sisters!
Of course, such a funny variety show can't be enjoyed by them alone, it's interesting for everyone to discuss it together.
Whether it's being swiped by a hot search, or being pressed by a little sister, or just clicking on a website.
Anyway, those who watched the variety show couldn't help but uttered a cry to You Qiuqiu—
Really fragrant.
Why is there such an unpretentious female artist, why is she funny in her words and deeds, and she must be lucky.
Of course, it is the death songstress that has caused a wider discussion.
You Qiuqiu opened his mouth to know if there was any. He originally thought he was listening to beautiful women sing, but when the beautiful women opened their mouths, he almost sent them away.
Netizens also expressed doubts.
As far as the singing level of You Qiuqiu is concerned, can you still take the first place
They really don't believe it.
But You Qiuqiu's expression is too serious, it doesn't look like he's lying, and in the eyes of the national audience, what's the benefit of lying, after all, it's even uglier when it's exposed.
I have to say that netizens have great powers and are also idle long-haired people. Someone actually picked up You Qiuqiu as the first in the singing competition.
【quick! The first video of You Qiuqiu singing came out, and she really took the first place! 】
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As soon as the news came out, the guide link was instantly opened by netizens, even You Qiuqiu fans were no exception.
I'm sorry Ball Cub, although your parents love you very much, but you really can't compliment your singing.
Even they were about to split after listening to "Leisure Time".
I don't know if the ball cub won the first prize because the judges were deaf.
The judges were not deaf, and You Qiuqiu did take the first place.
It was an elementary school performance. A total of four people signed up for the singing program, two abstained, and a little boy went up and started to sing, so he took the microphone and started crying.
In the end, he was led down by the teacher who came to the stage.
In this way, You Qiuqiu is indeed the first.
She sang it in full, although it was still hard to hear.
Netizen: It turns out that singing is unpleasant. It is a gifted talent. From childhood to adulthood, God gave you a beautiful face, and you always have to take something back.
For example, great singing.
However, the performance of You Qiuqiu Primary School's performance turned over a group of people.
The miniature version of You Qiuqiu is wearing a small gauze skirt, and her cheeks are rubbed with the same red blush that many people had in childhood. The small one is already too beautiful, and she also has a little baby fat, which adds a bit of cuteness. cute.
As long as the sound is turned off, you can still watch it ten times to the reduced version of the GIF You Qiuqiu.
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When [You Qiuqiu Death Song Ji] rushed to the hot search, Sheng Shiyun's eyelids jumped twice when he saw these words.
Sure enough, when he opened the show and heard You Qiuqiu sing, he fell silent.
Not only did she sing it once, she sang it twice...
That day, You Qiuqiu hummed in his car for a while, and Sheng Shiyun knew that her singing was ugly, but he didn't say it at the time, and he felt that You Qiuqiu would not have a chance to show it.
But now, You Qiuqiu has been shown to the people of the whole country.
Everyone knows that she can't sing well, and she even gave her the title of death songstress.
Sheng Shiyun sent a message to You Qiuqiu, "It's my fault that I didn't watch you."
When You Qiuqiu received the news: ? ?
What, let the arrogant boss apologize to her.
As a social animal, although You Qiuqiu felt very cool, he was still a little nervous, so he tentatively replied, "Mr. Sheng, you must not say that... If you are really wrong, it is also a mistake we made together. "
She responded very cautiously and seamlessly, right
Half the fault.
Although You Qiuqiu didn't know why there was no reply after she finished sending it.
You Qiuqiu didn't bother anymore. After all, the boss's mind should not be guessed. After guessing, you still don't understand. If you have this time to play with your mobile phone, isn't it delicious
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When "Leisure Time" rushed to the hot search with You Qiuqiu, a photo also began to ferment on the Internet.
A marketing account posted a sneak photo of You Qiuqiu. In the photo, You Qiuqiu was walking into an office. The title was [What is the purpose of the female star who stole into the plastic surgery hospital, injection or repair? 】
Celebrity plastic surgery has always been a topic of concern to the public, and You Qiuqiu is still on the hot search, which makes it even more eye-catching.
Sunspots: My God! Turns out she made it up!
And someone threw the photo that Fang Shubai sent in response to "Leisure Time". In the group photo, You Qiuqiu had an overly beautiful face, big eyes, narrow nose, and they used this photo to prove that You Qiuqiu was going to a plastic surgery hospital. Do repair.
I didn't see it, my face collapsed.
When You Qiuqiu saw this, Shi Jing went to her.
Shi Jing and You Qiuqiu added WeChat and asked, "Did you go to the plastic surgery hospital???"
Yuqiuqiu: Huh? She didn't go to the plastic surgery hospital.
Shi Jing, "I'll just say, how can someone be born so good-looking, but you're not obvious at all, you can't see the marks of plastic surgery, fine-tuning, right?"
"Tell me who the hospital and the attending doctor are. I won't tell others. You can still trust me."
You Qiuqiu: I feel like I suddenly know something amazing.
Shi Jing admitted that she was really not very satisfied with her appearance, and wanted to fine-tune it. If You Qiuqiu's appearance was really the result of fine-tuning, and it was so natural, then she could rush without hesitation.
After all, who doesn't want to look better
Shi Jing didn't care that Heizi took out the photo of Fang Shubai, which was too beautiful.
You Qiuqiu told Shi Jing that she did not go to the plastic surgery hospital and had no plastic surgery. Shi Jing ended the chat with You Qiuqiu in disappointment.
Suddenly being crowned with plastic surgery, You Qiuqiu first went to report to Sheng Shiyun.
Got the answer he already knew.
The man over there replied calmly, obviously he was prepared, You Qiuqiu was not in a hurry at first, and now he is not in a hurry.
If nothing else, Mr. Sheng is reliable at work, and even the show "Leisure Time" was fooled by Mr. Sheng for her.
You Qiuqiu didn't know how the fans of the support club would react. With the idea of appeasing the fans' emotions when necessary, he clicked on the group.
The crowd was more orderly than she had imagined.
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Not only did you see where the photo was taken.
"Isn't this when Qiuqiu went to the hospital to see his skin?"
You Qiuqiu stared at the photo for a long time and didn't see it, but the fans saw it at a glance.
He also took out a comparison chart of Youqiuqiu's live broadcast and group photo.
"God's special plastic surgery repair, this is obviously Qiu Qiu You, it's Qiu Qiu after the beauty is enlarged."
You Qiuqiu also noticed a remark, which was supported by many people in the group.
"Black Ball can do anything, but Black Ball's beauty can't be tolerated!"
After all, they are a group of very real face powder.
The stubbornness from Yanfen.
Yuqiuqiu: …
It doesn't matter, it's okay, I like her anyway.
The group members went out to explain aggressively with evidence, and Sheng Shiyun also held the photos that had been prepared long ago, as well as the cases prescribed by the doctor at that time.
However, he calculated it with the program group, and discussed that after the next episode of the program was broadcast, he would throw it up and give him a more severe slap in the face.
The last issue of "Leisure Time" was playing on the place where You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai went to the boy's house to pick toon buds and make candied haws.
Soon, the new episode of "Leisure Time" will be broadcast. In this episode, the audience saw You Qiuqiu help the boy's family live selling unsold citrus, and saw the six guests integrate into the lives of the villagers. , busy with slow-selling citrus.
As well as the amazing Yuqiuqiu after the beauty, it is not very good-looking, and it is exactly the amazing of the plastic face.
Qiuqiuyou, is that you
You Qiuqiu was in full swing selling citrus online before. Many people online bought citrus through her live broadcast, but they didn't dare to recognize it. After all, who can believe that celebrities go to help fruit farmers sell fruit.
Netizens tentatively dumped a screenshot of the live broadcast and a group photo posted by the marketing account Heiyou Qiuqiu's plastic surgery and repair "evidence" Fang Shubai.
Hmm... it's exactly the same.
Sheng Shiyun also made a move. You Qiuqiu went to the central public hospital and posted the original picture, as well as the cases prescribed by the doctor.
I didn't go to a plastic surgery hospital, but a regular hospital to see the skin. I took a malicious screenshot of the marketing account before, and started with a picture. The news is all edited, and everyone eats melons with caution.
Without cosmetic surgery, there is no cosmetic repair.
Snapped! Snapped!
He slapped left and right at Marketing and Kuroko's faces.
You Qiuqiu didn't have plastic surgery, this is an explanation, but netizens found the point.
"Did you notice that the medical record says that the patient ate a lot of citrus, ingested too much carotene, and the skin turned yellow."
"I noticed, look at the comparison of skin color before and after the live broadcast of Youqiuqiu from the Youqiuqiu Fan Support Association."
Netizens followed the prompt and rushed to the Weibo of the Youqiuqiu Fan Support Association, and saw two comparison pictures of sad people who saw it and tears of people who heard it.
Before the live broadcast, the skin was snow-white, and after the live broadcast, the skin was obviously yellow.
Case solved.
Therefore, You Qiuqiu kindly helped the fruit farmers sell citrus. During the live broadcast, in order to boost sales, she ate a lot of citrus, which caused her skin to turn yellow. .
What the hell is this poor little fellow!
You have to feel pity for You Qiuqiu.