I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 34: No, it's koi today

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The planets have long understood the attributes of their own ball cub "Death Singer", but Rao Soyou Qiuqiu's majestic "Song of a Hero" came out, and it was still a bit unbearable.

dying to die...

It is absolutely impossible to say a compliment without conscience.

The bullet screen that was constantly flying suddenly stopped for a few seconds, and finally someone made a weak sound.

"Are there still people alive... Squeak, okay, I'm going to be scared to death at night... "

"Squeak, but I'm a dead man. After hearing this song, I was overthrown and went very peacefully."

"I can't do it anymore. I jumped up and turned off the sound. This is amazing!"

"Brothers and sisters put fear on the barrage."

The "fear" of Qi Shushu occupied the entire barrage.

What about the happy songs that were promised, and the weak and helpless female artists

This is such a sexy female artist, live on the line!

Even with the scary monsters before, they all tasted a bit pitiful in front of this song.

They can also take off the headphones and turn off the volume, but the "monster" can't, what is it doing wrong.

The monsters in the program group were indeed losing ground, and the scene of opening the door to let Yu Qiuqiu go also made the audience lose their eyes with laughter.

Humble, very humble.

And You Qiuqiu didn't leave, and the one who "got an inch" asked for the key again. The monster didn't tell her, and she started to zoom in and sing again.

In the end, the monster simply compromised and handed over the keys. You Qiuqiu also asked where Lan Xuan was, and completely regarded the monster as a prop.

The barrage said: "I feel sorry for the staff of the House of Horrors for a second."

But then the "Hahaha" that came in like a tide completely exposed them.

You Qiuqiu didn't leave Lan Xuan, and in the eyes of the audience, it was enough loyalty. Everyone was knocked down by You Qiuqiu's singing just now. If it wasn't for You Qiuqiu's reminder, they would have even forgotten that Lan Xuan still exists.

Yes, Lan Xuan and You Qiuqiu entered the House of Horrors together, and also contributed to the joke in the above paragraph, why is there no one suddenly

As soon as the camera turned, You Qiuqiu found Lan Xuan.

A sturdy retired basketball player, a tall man with a strong boyfriend, was hiding in a corner, covering his head and shivering.

The key is that after he saw You Qiuqiu, he even asked Luo Youqiuqiu to hide with him, saying it was safe here.

As an audience who watched the whole process from the perspective of God: No, this is a wolf extermination, a woman who scares "ghosts" to the point of autism!

Immediately, Lan Xuan also cued You Qiuqiu, saying that there was a sound outside to attack the ghost, and sang "You die and I will die", You Qiuqiu directly opened the microphone, sang the original lyrics to him, and pushed the whole atmosphere up. peaked.

Lan Xuan's eyes were dull after listening to You Qiuqiu's "Song of a Hero".

The barrage of "hahaha" literally blocked everyone to death. Some people said that everyone laughed so arrogantly that it irritated their eyes.

A good horror house, why does it have such a strange direction

After watching the entire clip, everyone basically has an impression, and this impression is very deep.

You Qiuqiuzhen. Death songstress.

The following remarks about You Qiuqiu drinking ice-cold are also ridiculous at first glance, but it actually makes sense if you listen carefully

Okay, you don't have to worry about getting fat when you drink Coke. If you want to drink it, drink the coldest Coke. Anyway, it will expand and contract! (no)

The planets took advantage of the situation to launch the rest of the operation of Yuqiuqiu. I laughed. Qiuzi not only said in the show that ice cola would not gain weight after drinking it when it was hot and cold. Before drinking cola and wolfberry, and eating ice cream, it was all tasted of red dates. It's a healthy girl.

"Heartbeat Challenge" was originally a program with huge traffic. The resident guests are all big names. The guests invited are either traffic or the male and female protagonists of popular film and television dramas. Basically, every time it is broadcast, it will be searched.

This time is no exception.

However, the hot search is [Yuqiuqiu Mermaid Singer].

After seeing this hot search entry, the first reaction of the planets: ? ?

After confirming three times that it was the mermaid singer, not the death songstress, they felt the malice from the world.

trust between people.

Is it really okay to play like this

Not only the planets were silent when they saw this hot search entry, but the rest of the netizens who watched "Heartbeat Challenge" were also silent.

Then quickly began to be tap water, sincere... nonsense.

"Let me prove that You Qiuqiu sings really well. She shouldn't be an actress, she should be a singer."

"My sister's singer is too sweet and charming. I'm directly intoxicated by my sister's singing. Actually, it's not that good, so I've listened to it a dozen times."

"Renmeige is sweet and Yuqiuqiu, everyone should watch "Heart Challenge" and listen to Yuqiuqiu singing. It's really a mermaid singer, it's so good!!!"

So under this overwhelming Amway, many people directly stepped on the thunder.

They opened the segment of You Qiuqiu's singing dubiously, and then ran out crying.

Rely on! big liar!

I have paid a lot of money for a pair of ears that have never heard You Qiuqiu sing,

What a godly mermaid singer, this is the sound of death!

Netizens who watched "Heartbeat Challenge" were satisfied when they saw that someone was tricked into listening to You Qiuqiu sing.

They can't suffer alone.

Those who think the same as them also include netizens who have been deceived by hot searches and tap water. They can't be uncomfortable alone. Good sisters and boyfriends, they should also share.

Renmeige is sweet and You Qiuqiu, the mermaid singer You Qiuqiu, learn about it~

Everyone who hears it will cry.

Therefore, under this psychological effect, the friendship of many plastic sisters is facing collapse on this day, and many couples who are close to each other on this day almost broke up directly.

It's a national carnival.

You Qiuqiu successfully got out of the circle by improvising a "Song of a Hero" in "Heartbeat Challenge".

You Qiuqiu has signed a contract with the company since college. He has been here for so many years, but he has never been famous. He has been out of the circle two times recently, but not because of film and television works.

Once fell asleep with his mouth open at the awards ceremony, and once sang a hero song on the show.

When You Qiuqiu saw that her name was linked to the mermaid singer on the hot search, she was actually a little surprised.

Huh

Everyone said that she sang badly, and she had to accept the reality when she talked too much. Now she has rediscovered that she actually sings well, right

She won the first place in the singing competition before, and according to reason, it will not be bad.

It's this mermaid singer Rainbow Fart, a little over, over...

She felt that she was usually quite thick-skinned and a little embarrassed.

But when You Qiuqiu clicked into the hot search with a hot face and found out what was going on, her smile subsided and turned into one: Oh.

It turns out that it's not really praise her singing well, everyone is playing tricks.

Jiang Tao has also been laughing madly at the memes of You Qiuqiu singing these two days.

Why is Yu Qiuqiu so beautiful and has a nice voice, but when he sings, he is so devastating.

Seeing You Qiuqiu's mood, Jiang Tao seemed to be in a low mood. She took the mobile phone to search for comments, and she really found something amazing.

"Qiuqiu, there are still good reviews. Some people say they want to thank you for this "Song of a Hero"."

Yuqiuqiu:

She didn't believe it, but she still pricked up her ears.

I only heard Jiang Tao read, "I don't know if You Qiuqiu will see this Weibo, I'm a high school day student, and every time I go home after my evening self-study, it's already very late, and the place where I live will pass by. An alley through which I'd be scared until I heard your "Song of the Hero."

Having said that, Jiang Tao paused and continued to read...

"When I was passing through the alley, I let out the loudest sound of your "Song of Heroes", and then I felt that my heart was calm, and my whole body was full of righteousness. After hearing this song, all bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods would all dodge. , Thanks, refill, I hope Qiuqiu can produce more music works, and accompany me home from self-study at night.”

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

have been offended.

That's how thank you.

Jiang Tao still thought it was funny when she saw this Weibo, so she read it to You Qiuqiu, but after she finished speaking, she thought about it, and it didn't seem like a happy comment for the person involved.

After all, it can be said that the singing can avoid the ghosts and snakes.

Jiang Tao, "I'll show you someone else to look at."

You Qiuqiu stopped Jiang Tao.

She borrowed Jiang Tao's mobile phone with Jiang Tao's consent. In Jiang Tao's tone, she first revealed her identity and said that she was You Qiuqiu's assistant. You Qiuqiu herself was very happy that the songs she sang were liked by bloggers. And let her not be afraid on the way back.

In addition, I wish the bloggers success in learning, the title of the gold list, and can be admitted to the ideal university.

Finally, "If it's convenient, can you send me a private message and tell me the delivery information? I have a small alarm siren gift that I want to give you."

Jiang Tao watched You Qiuqiu finish editing these words the whole time. The woman's profile was delicate and smooth. She was probably thinking about something, and she pursed her lips, looking extremely serious.

Jiang Tao asked, "Qiuqiu, do you want to send her an alarm?"

Yu Qiuqiu nodded.

She noticed that the blogger was in his third year of high school, went back to his residence late, and passed an alley.

It's too dangerous, not just relying on a song, then give her an alarm, if there is a special situation, you can sound the alarm.

Of course, You Qiuqiu still hopes that there will never be a day when the alarm will be sounded.

Jiang Tao felt warm in her heart, and couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, muttering, "That's great."

After You Qiuqiu finished posting, he returned the phone to Jiang Tao. Jiang Tao later told her that the blogger had contacted her. He was very happy. You Qiuqiu’s alarm had long been good, so he bought it and asked Jiang Tao to help send it over.

This is just an episode. You Qiuqiu forgets it after sending it. Her role as a vegetative person is completely finished, and there is still a little bit of footage of the ancient martial arts parkour woman.

What You Qiuqiu is most familiar with in the modern drama crew is that hospital bed.

After all, she was lying on the whole movie, and her shape was almost pressed out of the hospital bed.

And when You Qiuqiu's vegetative role was finished and the title of Mermaid Singer or Death Singer was rampant, Sheng Shiyun found You Qiuqiu again and told her, come and live.

"Going to record a talent show next week, singing."

When You Qiuqiu heard the last four words, she herself was frightened.

"No... Which show can't think of it so much?"

Her singing voice is stamped by netizens and can scatter ghosts, ghosts and gods. Is there no threshold for singing programs

But You Qiuqiu was also surprised for three seconds. She knew that since Mr. Sheng could continue the show for her, the labor fee must be indispensable. As long as you give money, it is easy to discuss.

"What process are you going to follow?"

"Do I need to make up a tragic story, that is, I am very hard, and I have an ideal of singing since I was a child."

"But Mr. Sheng... You'd better discuss it with the director. I'd better not create something like the death of both parents. My parents are both here. If they watch the show, and if I say they're gone, they may be cruel. educate me."

You Qiuqiu felt that she could cooperate except not involving her parents.

If the show team has a request to make her cry, she can, after all, she is professional.

Sheng Shiyun looked at the woman opposite, and slowly raised his eyebrows, "You think too much."

"You don't need to cry, and you don't need to talk about your ideals. The program team didn't have such a hard time thinking about it."

Let You Qiuqiu sing? Is the show you don't want to do

Yuqiuqiu: So

What's going on, I'd love to hear about it.

Sheng Shiyun, "The program team invited you to be a flying guest in the past, which is also a kind of mentor."

You Qiuqiu was silent when he heard that he was not a player but a mentor.

After being silent, he said, "Mr. Sheng, if it doesn't matter, I think this show is a pill."

joke!

It's unbelievable to let her be a player, let her be a mentor

Can she really

How can she be.

"Am I really a popular little flower now?"

You Qiuqiu even thought of this layer.

Before the marketing account said she was a popular little flower, You Qiuqiu still felt that the marketing account was not good and made false reports, but now she, a person who was ragged and sung badly by netizens, has been invited by the show to be a mentor.

If it is the treatment of a popular little flower, it may be a little possible. After all, being popular is not principled.

You Qiuqiu almost said to Sheng Shiyun: I, the popular flower, add money!

If you don't add money to become a popular flower, you will be a new job!

Then he met the dark eyes under the man's lens, and he used his eyes to tell You Qiuqiu that you were thinking about shit.

Was blown to the sky by the marketing account, right

In fact, it is accurate to say that the current program has a lot of tricks for the ratings. You Qiuqiu's flying guests have little effect, just a mascot for drainage.

Sheng Shiyun couldn't have imagined that You Qiuqiu's unpleasant singing actually went out of the circle, and she got such an opportunity that she couldn't even fight with her.

The dream of being a popular little flower was shattered, and You Qiuqiu summed it up: less things, more money.

It's definitely still going to be accepted.

The singing talent show that invited You Qiuqiu is called "My Voice and My Show". The program team originally took a fancy to You Qiuqiu's recent hot death singer. After negotiating with You Qiuqiu and signing the contract, they decided Can't wait to send an official Weibo announcement.

You Qiuqiu's personal account also forwarded the news that Guan V himself would join the first issue.

Then it did not meet the expectations of the "My Voice, My Show" program team, and it was achieved by attracting attention.

Netizen: ? ? ? Is that the death singer You Qiuqiu I thought, she is going to be a flying guest in "My Voice and My Show"? I cracked.

After the revengeful "beautiful" singing of Anliu Qiuqiu by netizens, many people now have a single loop in their minds anytime, anywhere, "The river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper", which is like being poisoned Yes, lingering.

It's like dying, and now "My Music My Show" tells them that You Qiuqiu is going to be a flying guest.

It's also horrible.

Netizens only felt that "My Voice, My Show" was a bit anti-human, and the sunspots couldn't help but start to get angry when they saw it, guessing how You Qiuqiu could have such a good resource.

The planets ridiculed: After all, a popular little flower.

You Qiuqiu was blown into a popular little flower by an unscrupulous marketing account before. The planets almost laughed to death. Their ball cubs actually like to mention the popular little flower, and they are also the popular little flower!

Xingxing is still very happy for You Qiuqiu to take over this show. It's great. Qiuqiu can have a good meal again, and he can make money again in business.

And they also have one more channel to appreciate the beauty of the ball cub.

No matter how rejected the netizens are, or how eccentric Heizi is, You Qiuqiu, a flying guest, is a sure thing.

Time passed quickly, and You Qiuqiu felt that he had just made an appointment with Mr. Sheng to play, signed the contract, and then ushered in the recording time of the program "My Voice, My Show".

After all, You Qiuqiu has recorded one show and two variety shows, but this is the first time that there is an audience behind him.

You Qiuqiu was very curious to see the audience seated together. Is this a group performance invited by the program team? I don't know if there is any payment...

"This is a lucky audience, a lottery draw."

There was a chuckle behind You Qiuqiu.

"Brother Tao."

You Qiuqiu turned her head and saw Tao Anjie not far from her.

Tao Anjie is a serious teacher of "My Voice, My Show". You Qiuqiu knew from Mr. Sheng that there was such an acquaintance before he came.

In the entertainment industry, small is also small. After working with Cui Jiannan, You Qiuqiu joined Tao Anjie on a show.

In "Leisure Time", several guests got along well. Tao Anjie was very happy to see You Qiuqiu again. He even watched the episode of "Heartbeat Challenge" that You Qiuqiu was on.

"Your 'Song of the Hero' is truly extraordinary."

Tao Anjie, as a professional singer, finally made such an evaluation.

He felt that You Qiuqiu was really courageous. If he were her, he probably wouldn't dare to speak up again.

You Qiuqiu: Wasn't she frightened.

Probably the program team also knew that You Qiuqiu knew Tao Anjie, and arranged her next to Tao Anjie.

When the show officially started recording, You Qiuqiu found that Tao Anjie, who was also very talkative and joked with her, became serious in an instant, and he was completely a professional judge when he raised his hands.

You Qiuqiu couldn't understand the meaning of the professional vocabulary that Tao Anjie kept saying, but he felt that the atmosphere at the scene was really solidified.

"If you are not prepared, please don't appear on the scene of "My Voice and My Show". Your performance is a waste of precious time for the audience."

"Okay, next one."

Not only Tao Anjie is very strict, but the other mentors are also a line.

The director of the program group was already frowning, and could not wait to cover his face with his hands to escape reality.

Oh my gosh, it happened again.

Such a suffocating atmosphere.

This kind of mentor is very strict and will conflict with the players. It may be regarded as a propaganda point in other programs, but it is completely unpopular in "My Voice and My Show".

After all, the whole process is this kind of solidified and rigid atmosphere.

Tao Anjie and several mentors are all well-known and prestigious singers in the music industry, and their strength is undeniable, but they are also too straight, and their words are completely unsympathetic.

As a result, the pressure on the players behind has also increased, and the audience has a burden to watch.

After all, everyone now wants to relax and find something fun and interesting. Who wants to watch the dean train people on the spot

It's not that the director of the program group didn't have an appointment with Tao Anjie. He said about the program group's concerns, and Tao Anjie himself didn't want to make the atmosphere worse.

But when it came to the official recording, it still couldn't be changed, and in the end it was still the same result.

You Qiuqiu was considered quite nervous, and she felt the low pressure at the scene, and she couldn't even sit there with her as a mascot.

Should she contribute something

In this suffocating atmosphere, the director of the program team also thought of a flying guest, You Qiuqiu, for some unknown reason.

In fact, he didn't have much expectations for Yu Qiuqiu's ability to make a clearance, but the people around him also invited him, so with the idea of using a dead horse as a living horse doctor, he called Yu Qiuqiu in the ear to let her Can speak appropriately.

Yu Qiuqiu nodded to show that he understood.

Although she didn't know what to say.

Now on stage is a young boy with a guitar in a white shirt, who seems to be walking with the fresh school male god.

However, the male god of the fresh school also had a dark face because of several tutors, and was obviously overly nervous. He plucked the guitar twice and lowered his head in decadence.

"I'm sorry... I'm really sorry... I'm looking for the status... "

Suddenly on such a big stage, in the face of so many scenes, few people can be calm, and the campus male god looks like he is about to cry after his first mistake.

Tao Anjie's face on one side was ugly. According to his previous performance, he would start to criticize as a dean.

But the next second resounding in the studio was a sweet female voice.

"Don't be nervous, it's okay."

Sweet and mellow, not the kind that pinch your throat or have too much sugar.

The camera zoomed in, and the face shot directly appeared in the camera, and the appearance was not at all broken. The makeup was flawless, clear and clean, and even under the light, there was a slightly fluffy feeling of peach.

It is Yuqiuqiu who has rarely spoken since the beginning of recording.

Her flying guest has caused a lot of discussion in the outside world, and the audience who came to participate in the recording are also very curious about her, but as the contestants came on stage, the instructor gave serious comments to the contestants, and You Qiuqiu has not shown much performance, so everyone forgot her .

until now.

She is comforting the players to ease the atmosphere, but how is she going to come

After all, it's so bad now.

The director of the program group had the same idea as the audience, and did not think that You Qiuqiu could be saved.

You Qiuqiu took the microphone and said to the players on the stage, "Do you need me to sing a song to relax you?"

As she spoke, she made a gesture to start singing.

Program group: !

Player: !

audience:!

Even Tao Anjie, whose face was blackened for more than ten minutes, couldn't hold back anymore, showing a panicked expression. He stretched out his hand as if to hold Yu Qiuqiu next to him.

"Don't… forget it."