I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 37: Are you salted fish today?

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Jiang Tao thought it was impossible.

You Qiuqiu's face is more feminine than hers. She really wants to be transgender, and it's not as reliable as her transgender.

You Qiuqiu was also stunned by this miraculous progress, and finally patted Jiang Tao's shoulder helplessly.

The second person to find You Qiuqiu was Shi Jing.

As a female star who loves surfing, Shi Jing will flip through the Weibo of people she knows when she has nothing to do, and just happened to see a singing video by You Qiuqiu.

Shi Jing didn't choose WeChat chat this time, and made a video call.

You Qiuqiu clicked the call button, and there appeared Shi Jing's face with the mask on, it was pale. To be honest, You Qiuqiu was really startled when he saw such a face.

Shi Jing said straight to the point, "I heard that you have become a baritone now?"

You Qiuqiu, "You talk while wearing a mask, aren't you afraid that the mask will crack and cause wrinkles?"

"I'm fine, don't waste time comforting me..."

You Qiuqiu thought Shi Jing made a video call to comfort her.

Then she watched helplessly as Shi Jing's mask really cracked, accompanied by a loud "clam".

Shi Jing, "Who is here to comfort you, I thought you were using a voice changer, but I didn't expect it to be a real baritone!"

"What did you send this, do you have a tutorial?"

You Qiuqiu, "..." She could send Shi Jing a portion of that irritating liquid, maybe she would have this kind of voice.

Shi Jing laughed until tears came out. She looked like a crazy woman. You Qiuqiu had a good temper and wanted to say goodbye to Shi Jing.

I didn't expect such an unreasonable request to be made there.

"Could you coax me to sleep? It's the kind of boyfriend who coaxes his girlfriend to sleep and tells some love... Don't say it, your voice is really good, it's a pity not to use it, anyway, you can't go back now, so just use this voice Keep the sisters cool...happy and happy."

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

Don't think she didn't hear the word "Shuang", what kind of words are these tigers and wolves.

You Qiuqiu said, "No way, don't even think about it, just hang up." Just kidding, even if she didn't mind the sound, it would be too much for her to pretend to be a boyfriend to coax her to sleep.

However, You Qiuqiu didn't hang up the phone later, and even started a boyfriend sleep coaxing service.

Because Shi Jing said she would give money and two hundred for sleep.

In front of money, You Qiuqiu can bow his head and even ask Shi Jing what kind of boyfriend he wants to sleep with, and his service consciousness is top-notch.

Because of Shi Jing's request, Yu Qiuqiu opened the door to a new world.

It turns out that her boyfriend makes so much money by coaxing him to sleep, so he can still be like this.

Thinking a bit...

But You Qiuqiu is just thinking about it. After all, it's okay to do this between friends. If she was the one who took the order on a certain treasure and was picked up by others, it would be a bit of a fraud. After all, she is not a real man.

Can it be a benefit to fans

I just don't know if they like it or not.

When You Qiuqiu was thinking about whether to provide fans with some "boyfriend" to wake up early, he came to visit You Qiuqiu, brought her some food, and by the way told You Qiuqiu how things were going, he heard You Qiuqiu Qiuqiu said sweetly, holding the phone and calling out baby.

Are you in love

Sheng Shiyun asked her calmly.

As the CEO of a company, Sheng Shiyun still has to accurately grasp the dynamics of his artists, whether in life or career.

The front foot You Qiuqiu is still locked with the God of Wealth, so why are you calling other people's treasures now

Facing the boss's inquiry, You Qiuqiu said, "I'm not in a relationship, I'm calling Shi Jing."

Sheng Shiyun, "..." did not relax at all, and his brows tightened.

This makes the problem bigger and more intractable.

You Qiuqiu finally recorded a male voice waking up and posted it on Weibo. Before posting on Weibo, she also specifically asked Jiang Tao and Shi Jing for their opinions, would it look greasy

Both of them said that it was not greasy, especially Shi Jing said on the spot that he had turned Yu Qiuqiu's voice into a wake-up ringtone.

Shi Jing, "Fuck, Qiuqiu, don't change back, okay, this voice is so good, I want to marry your voice!"

Yu Qiuqiu, "..." is not necessary, so let's not.

However, the voices of the two women around him were very soothing and not greasy at all, so You Qiuqiu was relieved.

The effect is really good. The planets were a little confused at first, and the ball cub became a handsome brother. Those who didn't know just listening to this voice would think which subwoofer man loves beans.

Then the mother fans cheered and put the voice into the mobile phone and set it as an alarm.

Unexpectedly, the daughter who was a fan of the girl finally got such a benefit by mistake. How could such a good thing happen to other artists.

Fan an artist, get double happiness, look at the face is a beautiful daughter of Nuo Nuo, listen to the voice is a high-quality boyfriend.

This is too fast! So cool to fly!

Dad fans humbled and asked for a wake-up alarm. Let’s forget this boyfriend’s voice. They are afraid of being misunderstood, but they may have to wait for Ball Cub to restore his original voice.

Sheng Shiyun saw that You Qiuqiu used a male voice to call a female star to call her baby, and she was a "fuck (?)" female fan, and felt that You Qiuqiu's approach was unacceptable.

Why did she suddenly have a bit of a scumbag attribute.

Or is it that she had hidden attributes of a scumbag from the beginning but didn't reveal it, and now she suddenly has a male voice, she can't control herself.

You Qiuqiu asked Jiang Tao, "Do you think Mr. Sheng has looked at me strangely these past two days?"

Just with a little scrutiny and a little disapproval, You Qiuqiu even had a guilty conscience under Mr. Sheng's gaze, she almost blurted out "I repent".

But she didn't stay in the hospital all the time, doing nothing.

If you want to do other things, there are also things you do, but you just liked the Weibo where the contestants who wanted to take revenge on Brother Tao were brought to justice.

Shouldn't this matter

Facing You Qiuqiu's doubts, Jiang Tao shook her head, she didn't think President Sheng was strange.

You Qiuqiu really couldn't take it anymore after two days in the hospital.

She herself was at peace with herself and could lie down anywhere, but because of the addition of Tao Anjie, the hospital was gradually squatted by the paparazzi, causing a lot of trouble for the hospital.

And the patients inside the hospital will also try to walk here, wanting to see the legendary big star.

It doesn't matter whether You Qiuqiu is an 18-line jerk, anyway, an artist is a big star in the eyes of ordinary people.

You Qiuqiu felt that he was really okay, so don't take up these public resources. This time, You Qiuqiu and Sheng Shiyun summed it up, and Sheng Shiyun did not stop You Qiuqiu from being discharged from the hospital.

You Qiuqiu came to the hospital suddenly, and he didn't take much at all, so even if he left, he didn't need to pack more, but there were condolences sent by some people he knew.

She noticed that there was a large bouquet of very fresh lilies in the vase, the kind with dewdrops on the fresh petals.

"You bought it?"

What she asked was Jiang Tao.

Jiang Tao glanced at Lily and patted her forehead, "Oh, oh, you were sleeping in the morning, and I forgot to tell you that this was sent by Teacher Cui."

Teacher Cui was referring to Cui Jiannan.

Jiang Tao has always woken up earlier than You Qiuqiu. Cui Jiannan's agent came over and delivered a large basket of fruits and a bunch of lilies. Jiang Tao originally planned to wake You Qiuqiu up. There are many balls, and the proper seniors, even Cui Jiannan's agent, are well-known figures in the circle.

But Cui Jiannan's agent stopped her.

"She said she didn't need to wake you up, just put things down and left. I didn't call you."

Jiang Tao was still saying, "The actor's agents are all very talkative and have no pretence at all... But Qiuqiu, do you want to thank Teacher Cui?"

Thank you is definitely to be thanked.

You Qiuqiu found Cui Jiannan's WeChat, edited a text, thank you Jiannan for the flowers and fruits, she is fine now and will be discharged from the hospital.

Jiang Tao is a very girly person, and she was a little reluctant to look at the lily in the vase when she was about to leave the ward.

"It's a pity to put such a good flower here."

Their hands are full, and things like flowers can only be left here.

Yu Qiuqiu, "It's not a pity, it can be left to the people behind to appreciate it."

Jiang Tao was successfully persuaded in one sentence. That's the truth.

Cui Jiannan returned very slowly and late this time: it's fine, I've been filming just now, pay attention to safety.

Variety shows are very popular and earning money now. Fans bluntly say that many movie lovers are in the world.

In fact, variety shows are really good. As long as the people are set up well, they can quickly become fans. Many actors who have made a lot of high-quality plays in the circle are finally relying on variety shows. The audience suddenly realized, oh , he, I know him. Have you ever made a xxx TV series or played a certain role in a xx movie

Even if it is not for the sake of fans and popularity, going to variety shows to make quick money is a common perception of many stars in the circle.

Cui Jiannan often participates in variety shows. He has a good personality, is calm and intelligent, and is very popular in variety shows. But after all, he is still an actor and an actor with superb acting skills. Not lost.

You Qiuqiu returned the polite words, and so did Brother Jiannan, and then she herself returned to her old business.

Back to filming.

Continue to be her Parkour Woman.

When You Qiuqiu returned to the crew, the director was a little relieved to see her again.

"Ballball, it doesn't have much impact, does it?"

Yu Qiuqiu, "No."

The smile on the director's face suddenly became subtle.

Kneel down.

He doesn't think what You Qiuqiu said is right or has an impact.

Director, "…Can the voice be changed back?"

After getting the affirmative answer, the director breathed a sigh of relief.

Then it's not a big problem, "We can also dub later."

Originally, the live radio was quite noisy, so this drama had to be dubbed by the actors later, so even the charming baritone like You Qiuqiu would have no problem.

You Qiuqiu reported to the director, and put on his heroine costume again to start the parkour mode.

However, the director thinks that the problem is not big, and the male protagonist of the rival play Yu Qiuqiu thinks it is a big problem.

This scene is still a beauty saving a hero. The character played by You Qiuqiu has a fierce tiger operation and once again rescues the male protagonist from the crisis.

She hangs Weiya and supports the hero's back with one hand. The hero only feels the scent of the wind, and when he turns his head, he can see Yu Qiuqiu's beautiful face.

Although he has no other meaning to You Qiuqiu, this picture is still very beautiful, as long as it is a male, it will be enjoyable, purely visual enjoyment.

Until You Qiuqiu opened her mouth with a cold face, she lowered her head and stared at the male protagonist she rescued, "Why did you make yourself so embarrassed again."

The exit is a low and charming baritone.

The male protagonist cracked open, his brain was confused, he should have said, "Woman, it's you again."

What he said was, "Come on, big brother."

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

director:? ?

What the hell is big brother.

The director called out the card urgently, frowned and settled accounts with the male protagonist.

"What's the matter with your line?"

The male protagonist was also wronged, "I remember the lines, but the voice of Qiuqiu... it was a real drama."

God, her voice is even more manly and magnetic than his!

He really couldn't get up, his mind was full of big brothers.

The director had no choice but to do it all over again. You Qiuqiu took the initiative to admit his mistake, her fault was her fault.

Listening to the actor's meaning, her voice seems to really affect the play.

So in the second shooting, Yu Qiuqiu decided to correct it.

I still re-shot what I just shot. Everything went perfectly and smoothly. It was Yu Qiuqiu's turn to say that line, and the actor stared at her nervously.

You Qiuqiu squeezed his throat, "Why did you make yourself so embarrassed again."

This time the actor couldn't hold back anymore, he couldn't even utter his lines, so he urgently called to stop.

After the director called the card, the male protagonist made a begging gesture to You Qiuqiu, "Qiuqiu, let's come as normal, you can use your current voice, don't pretend to be a female voice, I can't bear it, my mind is blank. ."

Yu Qiuqiu: ... Although, but.

"But I was originally a woman."

What is a female voice.

The male protagonist hesitantly looked at Yu Qiuqiu, who was very feminine even in the female hero's clothes. After a while, he said, "Yes."

Yes still not so unequivocal.

"But your voice... just come here."

Squeezing his throat, there is a sense of sight that a man forcibly pretends to be a cute girl.

After two ironic shootings, the two finally gave it to the third time. The actor wiped the sweat from his forehead and felt super tired. This part of Yuqiu's racket cost him his life. The sense of harmony is too strong!

You Qiuqiu's scene is over, she and Jiang Tao go to the toilet hand in hand.

This is a small film and television city. There is a large public toilet, and there are actors and staff in each crew.

While squatting in the toilet cubicle, You Qiuqiu thought about what happened to the actor just now, and couldn't help but ask Jiang Tao.

"Am I really weird like this?" She didn't think so.

"Fuck, there are perverts!"

You Qiuqiu didn't get an answer from Jiang Tao, but heard the sharp shouts of a strange girl.

abnormal

You Qiuqiu was nervous at the time, and didn't want to continue squatting.

Where is the pervert, is it dead in broad daylight

Then, before Yu Qiuqiu could really react, she heard the girl with a loud voice call.

"Hey, security, come over here, there's a man perverted into the women's toilet, I heard him talking in the women's toilet just now..."

While speaking, the girl's voice gradually faded away, and she should have run out.

You Qiuqiu: Too perverted! How can a man shamelessly sneak into the women's toilet! Must catch!

But Yu Qiuqiu gradually reminisced.

Something seems wrong...

She said something just now, and it was a man's voice. The girl was afraid that it was not a misunderstanding, so she should be regarded as a male pervert.

?

"… "

Yuqiuqiu is a little messy.

Jiang Tao was not in the toilet, maybe he went out early. You Qiuqiu didn't dare to shout after what happened just now. He wanted to apologize to the girl who was frightened just now, but the girl was not there anymore.

It is estimated that he was afraid, so he called the security and ran away.

However, after Yu Qiuqiu came out of the women's toilet, he saw a man sneaking around the door of the women's toilet.

The man is wearing a suit and leather shoes, but he looks like a person, but what he does is not a human thing. Seeing a flash of surprise in You Qiuqiu's eyes, he opens his mouth and says, "About?"

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

"Eat shit!"

If a man can be here, if his mouth is shameless, he is naturally not afraid of the girl's anger.

On the contrary, he admired the angry look of beautiful girls.

The watery eyes were full of shock and anger, and the porcelain white face was flushed with anger. If he could stamp his feet or scream, it would make him even more happy. It can be called a sense of accomplishment.

Beautiful girls are so good-looking even when they swear and panic, and the voice of scolding him is also good-looking.

Until I heard the beautiful fairy-like woman in front of me make a low and pleasant baritone voice, eat shit!

The man was frightened, his hippie smile disappeared completely, it turned into a panic, and his body was shaking.

"Rely on... change... pervert!"

"My mother-in-law, what a man you are!"

How can it be a man!

The man who originally wanted to be a hooligan just had no desire.

Soon the security came over, it should be the girl who ran away just now.

The security guard saw the two people facing each other in front of the toilet, and his eyes locked on You Qiuqiu... the man opposite.

However, he still asked as usual, "I heard that there are male hooligans breaking into the women's toilet here?"

You Qiuqiu stretched out a green finger and pointed at the man opposite.

Security: Okay, got it.

When he took the man away, the man was still struggling.

"No, why did you arrest me instead of him, he is a man, he just came out of the women's toilet, and I never went in!"

The man refers to Yuqiuqiu.

The security didn't even pay attention to him.

He knew You Qiuqiu, a little star, and even if she wasn't a little star, she just stood there pretty, how could she look like a man

Lies don't make drafts!

The security guard despised the man who was holding him down even more, and took him to the security room mercilessly.

You Qiuqiu: She can confirm that the other party didn't lie, and that the young lady who called her was really trying to catch her as a "male pervert".

But that was a misunderstanding.

You Qiuqiu stood at the door for a while before Jiang Tao rushed over. She had just temporarily answered a phone call and went to answer the phone.

Jiang Tao, "What happened just now?"

She saw the security guard walking over with a man twisted.

You Qiuqiu shook his head, "It's nothing." He didn't tell Jiang Tao, it was resolved anyway, so Jiang Tao didn't need to worry about her.

The front foot You Qiuqiu is still thinking about the baritone. It seems that it is not very convenient, but the rear foot You Qiuqiu thinks that the baritone is very easy to use!

The contestant who added irritating liquid to the drink and wanted to destroy Tao Anjie's voice has been sentenced, but the force was not that great. After all, he did not cause "substantial damage".

None of Tao Anjie's fans were satisfied with the result.

That's it

If it really succeeds, Tao Anjie's life will be ruined, and You Qiuqiu next door has lost his voice.

Jiang Tao was also not happy, "The punishment is too light!"

You Qiuqiu handed her a bag of potato chips, "Don't be angry."

This is also no way, no matter what, he left the case.

And the episode of "My Voice and My Show" in which You Qiuqiu was a flying guest was not delayed, and it was broadcast as scheduled a week later.

Before the show was broadcast, the program team posted on Weibo. Due to special reasons, this episode was much shorter than previous episodes.

Netizens understand.

The special reason refers to the fact that the players touched Tao Anjie's drink, and Yu Qiuqiu finally drank the drink and was sent to the hospital on the spot.

On the day the show aired, the ratings nearly doubled compared to previous periods.

When You Qiuqiu was first invited by "My Voice, My Show" as a party flying guest, many netizens thought it was strange that a death singer would be a guest and half a mentor

Is it really okay

However, after the accident, netizens relaxed their requirements. After all, You Qiuqiu is really miserable. If you come over and run an announcement to earn money, you can lie down and get shot. You are pitiful.

With this kind of thinking, netizens have no dissatisfaction with You Qiuqiu, and then they discovered it unexpectedly while watching the show.

Whoops? Yuqiuqiu is actually a bit good.

Why does she still take the initiative to cue herself to sing? She should know that her singing is not good, right

In the later stage, the expressions of the players and tutors were specially captured, and everyone's terrified performance can be said to be very real.

Originally, because of the players' revenge on the mentor, the netizens who watched this episode with a heavy heart were abruptly amused here.

In the back, You Qiuqiu made unremitting efforts to blacken himself. The sentence "I am a flying guest and I am confident" directly put the doubt under the sun, and dared to laugh at himself.

"After watching "My Voice, My Show", You Qiuqiu's emotional intelligence is so high."

"Originally, the atmosphere was so rigid. As soon as You Qiuqiu opened his mouth, I couldn't stop laughing. It was like a fool. What a cute thing this is, it's so funny."

"You are a little expert in the atmosphere of Qiuqiu."

"I got Yu Qiuqiu's face from the show. I looked so good that I didn't want to blink, so I mean, why is she so beautiful but so sloppy?"

"Am I the only one who noticed that You Qiuqiu drinks the drink of the brand name? I've watched this thing 800 times. I see other artists drinking it in every show, but I never want to try it. Look at You Qiuqiu. Ton Ton drank most of the bottle, and now I rushed out of the door to the convenience store to buy a bottle."

The camera took a scene of You Qiuqiu drinking a drink at the time, and after discussion, it was edited and included in the feature film.

And the clip of You Qiuqiu drinking the beverage of the title company also attracted the attention of netizens.

By the way... is this the drink that the junk players added to Tao Anjie

This incident is too big, and the drink that has been linked with the news is eye-catching, and now that bottle of supplemented drink, in the video, You Qiuqiu drinks so much.

An insider revealed: This is the drink! And because You Qiuqiu drank too much, there was not much left, and it was almost not enough to detect the ingredients.

Netizen: ? ?

It's all added, and You Qiuqiu is still drinking so happily, is this drink really that good

Netizens have expressed: want to try.

Just like the netizen who watched You Qiuqiu drinking a drink and went to the convenience store to buy a bottle and taste it.

However, although…

want to drink.

The name-branding company never imagined that the tepid drinks they had been selling would actually be the biggest winner of this event because You Qiuqiu drank too much.