I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 46: No, it's koi today

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Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

Face full of small question marks.

Guests who were familiar with You Qiuqiu, like Lan Xuan and Tao Anjie, burst out laughing.

What kind of human suffering is this, suona, how can it be suona!

The contrast with such a beautiful female artist as You Qiuqiu is too big!

Program director and staff: Hahaha!

Fang Shubai took practical action, "Qiu Cub... Ah, senior, replace me with you." He held the Erhu in his hand.

You Qiuqiu glanced at the erhu on Fang Shubai's hand, "... Forget it." What's the difference

Not only did Fang Shubai take action, Tao Anjie also said, "Qiuqiu, I'll change it with you."

Tao Anjie picked up the flute, which is a relatively good musical instrument, elegant and light, suitable for girls.

Lan Xuan followed closely, "Brother, I'll change with you!"

"I have a lot of lung capacity."

He was holding Xun, and Ma Juan on the other side was drawing cucurbit silk.

It can be said that with the exception of Fang Shubai and You Qiuqiu, the other four players drew quite well.

Facing everyone's kindness, You Qiuqiu shook his head, "It's okay..."

Before she could finish her words, the director of the program team shouted.

"No one can change it, whichever one is drawn is the one, it's all said and done, it's a destined instrument!"

Come on, You Qiuqiu doesn't have to refuse, and everyone can't change it.

So the rest showed their helpless expressions.

I hope that You Qiuqiu can carry the power of suona, and best wishes to her.

You Qiuqiu held her destined suona, she felt—

Not a big problem.

Any instrument will do.

You Qiuqiu may not be able to do anything else, but his mentality is stable.

Dong Tiantian on the side asked, "Is this instrument good?"

Yu Qiuqiu, "It's fine."

The expression is very serious.

Program staff: ? ?

What's the matter with you, Qiuqiu, you are deceiving children!

Dong Tiantian looked at You Qiuqiu holding the suona, and couldn't help biting her lip.

Is she so lucky

She also wants a suona.

Dong Tiantian looked at the dulcimer she had drawn with disgust, but the director said just now that she couldn't change it.

But who wants to replace her!

She could definitely play better than her, even if she didn't learn dulcimer.

Dong Tiantian made up her mind secretly, instead of going to see You Qiuqiu, she turned around to get her dulcimer... but couldn't hold it.

"Who can help me move it."

After everyone got the instrument, they were claimed by the master.

You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai happened to be a master.

The master is a lean comer with a long white beard and looks immortal.

Two people were taken to a courtyard, and the rest were also taken away by their respective masters. As for the two sisters and brothers who can always be put together, the director of the program team said that this may be a metaphysics.

After all, they didn't do anything at all, so they both got suona and erhu.

However, the senior sister and junior cp still have a good chemical reaction when they get together, and the director of the program team is also happy to see it happen.

Sure enough, when I first came into contact with the instrument, the laughs began to appear.

The master came up and said, "Give me a piece of it, it doesn't matter if you don't, just let it go and be bold."

You Qiuqiu is a little surprised, this master is very practical.

Fang Shubai said he came first.

"I'm here to make a head start, and I've learned the violin. They're all violins. They should be a bit similar, right?"

Fang Shubai looked at the erhu in his hand and said.

He still remembered the time he rode a tricycle. He tried it, and he actually knew how to ride. Fang Shubai thought it was the same this time.

Then, under the attention of everyone, Fang Shubai took a stance—

A sound similar to felling trees was pulled.

Fang Shubai:

Program group:

His face turned red then.

The master shook his head and sighed at Fang Shubai, as if he hated that iron cannot become steel, and rotten wood cannot be carved.

It's Yuqiuqiu's turn.

It was the first time for You Qiuqiu to come into contact with suona. In fact, she had never seen it in reality before, but You Qiuqiu followed her master with confidence and boldness.

Sent out a breath-taking mountain and river—

Sounds like a fart.

Yuqiuqiu:

Program group: clam clam.

Fang Shubai's shoulders couldn't help but start shaking. Although he was still a puppy, I'm sorry, Dad couldn't help it.

Seeing that the master was about to comment on You Qiuqiu, Fang Shubai was afraid that You Qiuqiu's self-esteem would be frustrated, and whispered, "It's okay, we haven't touched it before, it must be slow to get started..."

"very good!"

Fang Shubai didn't even finish the word "slow", so he forcibly swallowed it back.

Because just now he pulled out the master who was very dissatisfied with the sound of cutting down trees, and now he is laughing and praising You Qiuqiu and applauding.

The master said to Youqiu's fairway, "The girl doll is really good. She is very talented in this area. You can play it with confidence and boldness. It is definitely a good seedling for playing suona."

Fang Shubai was a little suspicious of life.

Really

This is not a joke.

He felt that there was no difference between the two.

Over there, You Qiuqiu was encouraged by her master and began to blow again. She was indeed a suona genius in the master's mouth. She had a peculiar skeleton.

It's fine if other things blow decently, and the suona blows decently, that's true...

The camera of the program group involved: I regret it, I regret it very much. Why did you choose to follow You Qiuqiu

My ears hurt so bad I was almost sent off on the spot.

As for Fang Shubai's side, he did not make any progress for a long time, and he was still sawing wood there, which is not an environmental protection project.

When the program team came up, they let everyone find their destined musical instrument, and then practiced for a short time. When everyone thought they had to arrange tasks, the program director gave them instructions to let them learn from their masters these days, and the rest of the time was Let yourself live in this village.

Yes, the director's word is to live.

Hearing these three words, Lan Xuan, who participated in the show for the first time, lost his smile.

Isn't that what

Is this a survival show

Tao Anjie knows the urine nature of the show team, "Will you still not provide us with food this time?"

Fang Shubai, "Are you going to catch fish again?" He still remembered the scene where everyone caught fish together last season.

Fang Shubai was even a little pity that Shi Jing didn't come this time. Otherwise, she could keep stirring the water and he could catch fish with Qiu Cub.

The director of the program group shook his finger awkwardly, "There is no option to catch fish."

The second season is more interesting than the first season. This time, there is no task of finding ingredients, which means that the guests want to live on their own in these few days.

When the director of the program group finished speaking, there was mourning.

Fang Shubai, "How can you survive this?"

Ma Juan, "I don't know if it's too late to quit the show now."

The director of the program group, "I'll give you living expenses."

Yu Qiuqiu asked, "How much?"

The program director gave the answer, 100 yuan.

One hundred yuan is the total funds of the six guests for so many days. You look at me, I look at you, all are dumbfounded.

So, what's the difference between this and no money

Lan Xuan started to frown again, "No more recording, no more recording!"

Everyone followed along, "No more recording, no more recording!"

Just kidding, it still has to be recorded.

The director of the program group sent everyone a new mobile phone. This time their program has a title business, and it is also a mobile phone branding business, and has money.

The mobile phone was even thoughtfully charged, so that everyone could communicate even when they went out. There would not be a situation where You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai went to pick toon buds last time, and everyone almost called the police.

When everyone was discussing how to solve lunch, You Qiuqiu lowered her head and fiddled with her phone for a while, and when she raised her head, she said, "You can also order takeaway here. If you want something to eat, I'll treat you."

Fang Shubai came to the spirit, "Is there any cooking, I just want to eat fish-flavored shredded pork."

You Qiuqiu glanced at the phone, "Yes, I'll give you some."

Fang Shubai couldn't be moved any longer, the love from the ball cub!

All the frustration brought about by pulling erhu in the morning was washed away.

You Qiuqiu asked the person next to him what he wanted to eat.

Ma Juan, "Any takeaway?"

"There is no money for takeout."

Ma Juan asked everyone's doubts, and Dong Tiantian pouted, "I don't have money for air." She beeped softly.

You Qiuqiu quietly told the others, "I have money."

Doesn't this have a mobile phone? You Qiuqiu just thought that if you have a mobile phone, you can contact people outside, so she went to her father directly, and her father transferred her money to the WeChat registered with this new mobile phone without saying a word. .

Turned three thousand.

Not enough to turn again, the tube is full.

The rest: ! ! !

Why didn't they think that mobile phones could be used like this.

In order to make the show more interesting and allow the guests to support themselves, the program team has asked each guest to hand over their mobile phones and money before the recording.

Because Fang Shubai, an unruly person, actually hid money in his shoes in the last season, although the amount of money hidden is not much, this time the program team is still ruthless, even if Fang Shubai said that he really did not hide this time. Qian, the show team still didn't trust him and asked him to take off his shoes.

Fang Shubai even complained to You Qiuqiu afterwards, "They actually let me in front of the camera and put slippers in public. Have you considered that I am an idol, and I want to save face!"

You Qiuqiu: Last season, when you hid money in your shoes and took them out happily, why didn’t you think that you were an idol, and there were such things as idol baggage.

She asked Fang Shubai, "Did you find any money in the end?"

Fang Shubai, "... I found it."

You Qiuqiu felt that the program team already understood Fang Shubai's urination.

The program team understands Fang Shubai's urination, but they haven't figured out Yu Qiuqiu who doesn't play cards according to common sense.

How could it be thought that they would let the title company's mobile phone show up more, and You Qiuqiu has already got the money.

Under the reminder of You Qiuqiu, Fang Shubai said at the time that he would ask his agent to transfer money to him.

Tao Anjie used his mobile phone to log in to his own WeChat over there, and there was a lot of money in his WeChat wallet.

Program Team: Stop it all!

They all saw it.

Think they are dead

So Yu Qiuqiu's way of using his mobile phone to make money failed.

You Qiuqiu was stared at and forced to return the money to her father. She wanted to say to the program team: Don't play if you can't afford it, and stare at her to make up the rules... If you have the ability, invite her here, and she will come to collect the salary. Director, there must be no loopholes at all.

After the failure of You Qiuqiu's plan, everyone has to face how to live a week with 100 yuan.

The group first went back to where they lived to find a way.

The program team prepared accommodation for them, and it also brought a kitchen, pots, pans, and seasonings, but there was nothing to eat.

Not even a clove of garlic could be found.

Make stinging to the extreme.

Fang Shubai was really about to be defeated by the program team, and he said frantically, "This still makes people live?"

Ma Juan is the oldest among the six and the one with the most life experience. She suggested that no matter what, she must go to lunch first, go out to buy some food and pasta, and then make another plan after she is full.

When she said this proposal, everyone agreed.

So I bought vegetables and steamed buns, and bought them according to the cheaper vegetables, which didn't have a bit of meat and smell. What made everyone relieved was that the prices here were pretty good, and they were all relatively cheap. After all, the place is not big.

Rao is so, the six people are frugal, and a meal still costs twenty.

Everyone seemed to be only half full, but they didn't say anything.

The hunger problem was temporarily solved, and everyone gathered around to discuss countermeasures.

Tao Anjie, "Well, you can go out to perform, and it's okay to sing, right?" Some helpless asked the program team.

Of course, the show crew didn't have any objections, they couldn't be more happy.

The powerful singer Tao Anjie sings on the street, is it the lack of human nature or the loss of morality...

No, because of lack of money.

A penny beats a hero, this sentence is not casually said.

Lan Xuan, "I can play freestyle basketball. If there is basketball, I can do without a basketball ball..."

Dong Tiantian, "I can sing well, of course it would be better if I have a piano." She is still obsessed with her own piano.

Ma Juan thought for a while, "I can talk about cross talk." She herself is talking about sketches, but cross talk is also fine.

Fang Shubai snapped his fingers, "I can dance, sing, and rap."

Everyone quickly began to find what they were good at, just to make money and live.

"Sister..."

He looked at Yu Qiuqiu a little hesitantly.

The ball cub can't open his voice, and the lethality is too great.

Dong Tiantian frowned, "There are too many people."

As soon as these words came out, the enthusiastic people who were still discussing were quiet, and the atmosphere instantly solidified.

The little girl said this before You Qiuqiu opened her mouth, as if she wanted to exclude You Qiuqiu.

Tao Anjie and Ma Juan both wanted to smooth things out, and the little milk voice sounded in the room.

"I can make candied haws."

Crowd: ? ?

What they just said seemed to be going out to perform.

Bingtang haws do not seem to belong to this category.

You Qiuqiu really didn't plan to perform.

She can't sell the art, it's a scam for her to sell it.

Before Dong Tiantian spoke, she had no intention of joining the ranks.

So You Qiuqiu thought of the skills he had mastered before, making rock candied haws, and now it seems that he can use it.

She asked the director of the program team, "We can use everything in the whole house, right?"

The director of the program group thought about it carefully, and there seemed to be no loopholes, so he nodded, yes.

You Qiuqiu can't sell the things in the room. The things in the room are not worth much, and they are all second-hand.

Yu Qiuqiu is not something to sell the place to live in, she intends to use it.

"The pot, seasoning, and gas, I'll take it away first, and return it in the afternoon."

Crowd: ? ?

You Qiuqiu, "I'll go to the stall to sell candied haws, and by the way... sell fried skewers."

Bingtang haws are delicious, as are fried skewers. You Qiuqiu thinks that the latter is probably easier to use in the same way.

"Yes." You Qiuqiu said to Ma Juan, who was in charge of the money, "I may need to borrow some cost money, but I will pay it back. Is thirty okay?"

Speak boldly.

Thirty was nothing in the past, but they only had seventy yuan in their hands.

Dong Tiantian didn't agree. She felt that You Qiuqiu was fooling around, "What if you lose money."

You Qiuqiu had already thought about it before, so he was not asked, "If I can't do it and lose my money, then I won't spend a cent of everyone's funds in the future."

Fang Shubai raised his hand a long time ago, "Count me in!" He unconditionally supported Qiu Cub's career.

Bingtang haws and fried skewers business.

The rest also expressed their belief in You Qiuqiu. If they really lose money, they will not spend the money in the mutual fund.

Except Dong Tiantian said everything like this.

The little girl was unhappy, and said angrily, "Whatever you want."

She was really puzzled. What kind of ecstasy soup did this female artist named You Qiuqiu pour into everyone, and she had a coquettish face that fascinated everyone

Why, together with the sexual elder Ma Juan, let her come here.

You Qiuqiu's style of painting is different from everyone else's, so it was decided to go to the stall, and Fang Shubai was with her.

Originally, Tao Anjie also wanted to be with You Qiuqiu, because You Qiuqiu lost his voice before, Tao Anjie's relationship with You Qiuqiu became very good, and he naturally took care of her a little more.

But Tao Anjie is the soul when it comes to performing arts. It is estimated that he is the one who earns the most money. If he needs to carry it, You Qiuqiu refuses.

In fact, she can do it alone, Fang Shubai really can't get rid of it.

You Qiuqiu: She reasonably suspects that Fang Shubai is trying to eat candied haws with her.

Of course, You Qiuqiu brought Fang Shubai with him in the end, because Fang Shubai was a pity and said that he could play the erhu.

Who wants to hear sawing wood

Stop messing around.

You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai went out with thirty yuan in hand.

The gas and other things were also pushed by a trolley. The trolley was already in the yard.

The director of the program group was also curious, can You Qiuqiu really set up a stall with thirty yuan

The seasoning in the kitchen is still not enough. The director of the show never thought that You Qiuqiu would actually borrow it from the master who learned suona in the morning, and also borrowed a big brush for seasoning the fried skewers.

Program Team: No! How did she know her master so well, and she agreed to it

You Qiuqiu said that when the money from her mobile phone was forced to return it to her father.

Regardless, You Qiuqiu also asked the master if there were any cheaper suppliers nearby.

She wants to make a deal.

A deal worth thirty bucks.

The master pointed to the neighbor who was watching the fun with the child next to him, "Her house sells a lot of things, you can go there and see."

He still didn't forget to instruct, "Give my apprentice a little cheaper, don't lie to her."

The female owner of the grocery store holding the child said, "That's definitely not a lie. I have been in a shop for Honeysuckle for so long, and I have lied to anyone. We must be honest in our business."

Fang Shubai took the initiative to talk to the female boss of the grocery store, trying to start a beautiful man's plan, act like a spoiled child, and ask the female boss to give them more things.

Fang Shubai's hair finally returned to normal black this time. Because there were new regulations some time ago, it was impossible for an artist to appear in too novel colors. As a result, he had green hair and was turned into a huge green hat by the ghosts in the later stage.

He thinks it will always be okay this time.

So far, I am still brooding about the lack of use of the handsome man in the last season.

The female grocery store owner said to him, "Go away, you're blocking my way."

Then Fang Shubai, who was about to break his heart, said to Youqiu Fairway, "I know you."

"what?"

Yu Qiuqiu was actually a little surprised.

She is so hot.

The grocer pointed to the small TV that was still on outside.

"Didn't you change from a ping pong ball to a goose egg?"

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

She saw it.

It was the advertisement of the whitening product. I didn't expect it to start playing, so You Qiuqiu also enjoyed it, the whole process of changing from a table tennis ball to a goose egg.

Grocery store owner, "You are really white. You were so yellow before. What kind of paint did you apply? When I buy it and try it, I will support you."

Fang Shubai, "Giggle giggle!" laughed again and cried.

The female owner of the grocery store has quite a complete range of goods here. You Qiuqiu holds 30 yuan, and she also sets wholesale prices for You Qiuqiu. Not only fresh hawthorns that can be made into candied haws, but also sausages that can be fried. .

You Qiuqiu didn't buy more expensive ones, she doesn't deserve it now, sausages and hawthorn are enough.

After buying it, it was still quite a big bag, and Fang Shubai carried it around.

This time, the program team was a little more conscientious, and prepared a car to pull them farther into the commercial area, otherwise there are only residents here.

You Qiuqiu was fiddling with his phone in the car, Fang Shubai came over to take a look when he was bored.

"What are u doing."

You Qiuqiu, "A female netizen named Xiaoxiao added me and said that she went to the mountains to pick tea, her grandfather ran a tea garden, and the tea in the tea garden was very good, but because of the lack of access, she couldn't sell it, she was very distressed. "

"It's pathetic," she commented.

Fang Shubai felt that something was wrong the more he listened.

"Is this the routine of the legendary tea girl!"

"It's not senior, how can you provoke such a strange person."

So Fang Shubai took a look at You Qiuqiu's WeChat name [The Man Who Watches the Sea], and his profile picture was a lotus flower with a sense of age.

Fang Shubai, "..." Admired.

"Just block it, liar."

You Qiuqiu, "Let's talk about it, I didn't lie to me anyway."

So they bowed their heads and chatted, but soon they arrived at the stall designated by the program team, set up the ingredients, put the gas, Yu Qiuqiu's rock candied gourd and the fried skewer shop in full swing. it has started.

She made it very seriously. The ice-sugar haws had to be dried for a while, which was easier to store than fried skewers, so You Qiuqiu made the ice-sugar haws first, and the caramel taste immediately surrounded her.

There are a lot of people here and they come and go. Usually, there will be people who want to eat something. Even if you don't recognize You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubailai, you don't mind buying one.

Business came soon.

Some people bought candied haws, and some people called for fried skewers.

You Qiuqiu was in charge of making the food, Fang Shubai was in charge of collecting the money and delivering the food, but they could only accept change, because they were too poor and they ran out of money and could not find change.

Human reality.

The taste of the food itself is the best sign. The bright red rock candied haws are wrapped in crystal clear icing and sprinkled with white sesame seeds. After You Qiuqiu finished making a certain amount of rock candied haws, she started to make fried skewers, and the taste was even more fragrant. No, it spreads farther than the taste of candied haws.

It looks very popular here, but in fact, the money earned is not a lot. The director of the program group can see the group of performing arts. With Tao Anjie's high popularity and high-quality singing, he made hundreds of yuan in just ten minutes.

As for You Qiuqiu, because it is a small business, and it is more conscientious, he has been busy for a long time, and he has earned a total of 70 after removing the capital, and the total has just exceeded 100.

You Qiuqiu has also used up all the ingredients. I think this trip is quite worth it, but in the future, if I have the principal, I can wholesale some more ingredients, and I will not be able to sell it later.

Take it when you see it.

You Qiuqiu wanted to go to the bathroom, so he told Fang Shubai.

However, after You Qiuqiu came out of the bathroom, he found Fang Shubai again, but saw Fang Shubai squatting there and autistic.

Fang Shubai, "Sister... I'm sorry, I spent all the money, bought a lottery ticket, and then lost everything."

Fang Shubai was really about to cry. He was honestly waiting for You Qiuqiu to come out, and he planned to go back later. Who knew that the owner of the lottery shop on the opposite side came over. He first asked him if he wanted to go. Check out the lottery.

He gave him one at no cost.

Fang Shubai didn't want to go, but he couldn't resist the temptation and went in anyway.

What he thought was that he didn't earn a lot today. If he could win a lottery, the amount would not need to be very large, just a few dozen. Wouldn't Qiu Cub be overjoyed and give Qiu Cub a surprise.

The result was a total loss.

Give Yu Qiuqiu a shock.

"… "

The staff of the show crew are simply overjoyed. They are the ones who fear the world will not be in chaos. The more everyone can fix it, the better.

You Qiuqiu pointed at the camera and pointed at Fang Shubai, who was annoyed on the side.

This is the most vivid example, this is the typical.

"The gambler's psychology is bad, and the money and wealth are gone."

The show crew almost applauded.

Well said, well said!

Yuqiuqiu's high school politics is really good, it can all be extended.

You Qiuqiu wakes up the audience with the case of Fang Shubai through the camera.

Fang Shubai regretted it too much: he was wrong, he was really wrong.

"How much money do we have now." You Qiuqiu asked him.

Fang Shubai was listless, "No more." It was all spent.

He felt that he was also brain pumped at the time, and now that all the ingredients have been used up, Fang Shubai wondered if he could go to the pawnshop, but he has a famous brand necklace around his neck, so he can't implicate Qiuzi.

Yu Qiuqiu, "No, we have ten dollars."

Fang Shubai: ? ?

Program group: ? ?

Where did you get ten bucks.

When You Qiuqiu came out, he was holding the thirty that Ma Juan gave him. Fang Shubai became suspicious. Could it be that Qiu Qiu also hid it

You Qiuqiu immediately said that she did not hide it, "It was given by Xiaoxiao."

As soon as this came out, it was even more incredible.

Fang Shubai and the director of the show still remember Xiaoxiao, and they are a little familiar. Is that the liar who sold the tea girl who added You Qiuqiu's WeChat

It's the tea girl.

The director of the program thought that this might be a big material, so the cameraman aimed at the chat record of the mobile phone between You Qiuqiu and the tea seller.

The tea seller has always wanted to bring You Qiuqiu into the routine, telling how difficult she is. You Qiuqiu also showed great sympathy and contributed a lot of chicken soup to the soul. In the end, the tea seller felt that she could close the net, so that You Qiuqiu was very sympathetic. Qiuqiu bought her tea with a 388 discount.

This is a typical example of starting to deceive people and blocking when you receive money.

You Qiuqiu expressed sympathy for her experience and wanted to buy tea, but for the time being there was no money on WeChat, and I will look at it later.

Immediately afterwards, You Qiuqiu recounted her own experience. Her friend lost the bet. She needed ten yuan to turn over the book. She wondered if Xiaoxiao could help her.

The director of the program group wanted to laugh when he saw this.

What a hot ten bucks to turn over the book.

However, they didn't know that Yu Qiuqiu might really be hooked, and they still felt that the ten dollars was nothing compared to the hundreds or thousands of dollars behind, and they actually gave her ten dollars.

The tea girl didn't defraud You Qiuqiu of money, but was "defrauded" by You Qiuqiu for ten yuan.

Program Director: ! ! !

startled.