I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 48: Are you salted fish today?

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The piano princess. Dong Tiantian, who has won many awards at home and abroad, originally planned to learn the dulcimer well, but in this competition, You Qiuqiu felt ashamed under her superb performance.

But now-

She was destroyed by the suona.

Dong Tiantian cried so hard that she could no longer play the dulcimer, after all, there was no sound even if she played!

She cried really badly, with tears all over her cheeks, she looked very pitiful.

The key is that she would have been discovered immediately if she made such a big move, but now everyone has been brainwashed by the extremely magical suona and erhu. Except for the cameraman who followed Dong Tiantian, no one found her. this move.

The rest of the people were still listening to the sound of the golden suona with their mouths open, and exclaimed: Is this the power of the suona!

Dong Tiantian's cameraman saw that the situation was not good, so it was not the same thing for the guests to cry. He planned to report to the director of the program team.

However, all the attention of the director of the program was concentrated on You Qiuqiu's suona, and the only person who could occasionally distract him was Fang Shubai, who was holding the erhu beside You Qiuqiu.

Dong Tiantian, cameraman, "… "

He didn't know what to do, but he tried his best.

In the end, You Qiuqiu was the first to notice that Dong Tiantian was crying, and she stopped playing the suona.

Because of her sight, the others finally noticed Dong Tiantian's strangeness.

The scene was a little chaotic for a while.

A group of staff gathered around and asked Dong Tiantian what happened. Dong Tiantian wiped her tears with the back of her hands, but refused to say anything.

She didn't even have the face to say it.

Could it be that because You Qiuqiu's suona is too powerful, it made her cry

Fang Shubai saw that Dong Tiantian was crying, but he didn't show any pity. If the little girl Dong Tiantian was a little normal, he might have a little sympathy.

This one is not sweet at all.

So Fang Shubai was able to chat with You Qiuqiu on the side, dreaming with his erhu, "Could it be that my erhu is so good, she was so moved?"

Fang Shubai remembered that the musical instrument master said that erhu is easy to interpret human emotions, especially sadness. He has reached the level of a master

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

She glanced at Fang Shubai, who was a little excited, and felt that he was really able to make up his mind and comfort himself.

You must know that Fang Shubai has only barely broken away from the level of sawing wood until now.

You Qiuqiu could see that Dong Tiantian didn't want to say the reason, so she casually said, "Maybe the sand got into the eyes."

This one does not need to control the volume, and does not speak ill of anyone.

After You Qiuqiu finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and before he had time to correct it, Dong Tiantian just happened to be asked and didn't know how to respond, when he heard such an answer in the wind.

So she sobbed and copied and pasted, "I'm fine... The sand got in my eyes."

Program Director: ? ?

I've only heard of sand getting into my eyes, but I've never heard of sand getting into my eyes.

Fang Shubai didn't expect Dong Tiantian to be exactly what You Qiuqiu said. Even in front of the camera, he couldn't help but laughed out loud, like a punctured balloon.

"… "

It was only after Fang Shubai laughed that Dong Tiantian realized that she had unintentionally learned You Qiuqiu, and said something wrong. At that time, she was even more angry, and the tears that she was about to go back fell again.

Dong Tiantian: She can't stand this grievance.

The key is that after the setback, Dong Tiantian still doesn't believe in this evil, packs up her emotions, and shouts to come again.

Ma Juan could not persuade her, but Dong Tiantian said righteously, "I can't delay the progress of the show team because of me."

The director of the program team wanted to persuade her, but in fact, the program was not as progressed as she thought, just come as everyone feels comfortable.

If the director of the first season wanted to make the show faster, and the conflict should not be interrupted, he even hired Shi Jing, who was a topical person, but in the end, it turned into a real slow variety show. After the audience's response was also very good, the director decided to let them go, as long as the general direction remained the same.

However, Dong Tiantian was too serious, and the program director also felt that it might not be appropriate for him to tell the truth, so he swallowed it back and followed Dong Tiantian.

It was going to continue, but because she suddenly cried, the director of the program team wanted to stop. Since the parties have strongly requested, then—

Go ahead.

In the following period of time, even if Dong Tiantian tried her best, the sound she played was still covered by suona.

Keep cheering, keep rolling.

Repeated this several times.

Dong Tiantian does not believe in this evil and must believe in this evil.

She shut herself off and didn't want to talk anymore.

Dong Tiantian hurried back to where she lived after finishing the "friend" pk.

After she cried, many people comforted her, including staff and guests, but Dong Tiantian didn't need anyone's comfort at all.

She felt so embarrassed, she just wanted to hide in a no-man's corner and cry.

However, they were recording the location of the variety show, and there were cameras in the temporary residence. Only the more private places such as the bathroom did not have cameras, so Dong Tiantian avoided people and sat on the toilet crying.

While crying, I complained about Yu Qiuqiu in my heart.

It's all her fault, if it wasn't for her, she wouldn't be angry and cry, and she wouldn't be ashamed in public!

And Yu Qiuqiu didn't feel that he did anything wrong, so he didn't just ask her for so long

Immediately, Dong Tiantian heard a conversation outside the door.

"Who's in there?"

It's the sound of Yuqiuqiu.

The program staff replied in a low voice, "It's Dong Tiantian."

"Oh."

There was no conversation over there.

Dong Tiantian subconsciously looked in the direction of the toilet door, she bit her lip.

Yuqiuqiu is here

What is she doing here, is she laughing at her!

Dong Tiantian's psychological process can be said to be very complicated. You Qiuqiu didn't ask her, she felt that You Qiuqiu was too cold-blooded, and now when she thought that You Qiuqiu was coming to comfort her, Dong Tiantian felt that You Qiuqiu was coming over to comfort her. This is hypocrisy, it is a show, watching her jokes.

The toilet door knocked gently twice, and a little milky voice sounded from outside the door.

"Dong Tiantian, are you inside?"

Dong Tiantian, "…"

She didn't want to answer each other.

But Dong Tiantian didn't dare to keep silent. After all, she didn't know if a woman as scheming as You Qiuqiu would let the photographer follow her. If she fell into her trap, she would be dissed by unknown netizens. , that is to step on the pedal for Yuqiuqiu for free.

So Dong Tiantian reluctantly reluctantly agreed.

"Ok."

Now, Yu Qiuqiu is about to start her performance, right

You Qiuqiu hesitated for three seconds, "Are you sick to your stomach?"

"I'm in a rush to urinate."

Dong Tiantian: ? ?

She was caught off guard, and she was still waiting for You Qiuqiu to comfort her in order to gain the audience's favor.

What's happening here.

Dong Tiantian, "...I don't have a stomachache."

Yu Qiuqiu, "Then please come out soon after you finish." Give her the position.

If it wasn't for the urgency of urination, You Qiuqiu would not have knocked on the door. She already wanted to use the toilet when she was shooting outside. Who knew that Dong Tiantian was running so fast that You Qiuqiu didn't grab her.

I thought the little girl should come out soon, but after waiting for more than half an hour, You Qiuqiu couldn't bear it anymore.

Dong Tiantian came out of the bathroom in a complicated mood. There was no cameraman outside, only one Yu Qiuqiu waiting to go to the toilet.

She said to Dong Tiantian, "Thank you."

As if thinking of something, You Qiuqiu added in a low voice, "If your stomach is really uncomfortable, I still have medicine for constipation." In a very low voice, it can be said that it is very caring, taking care of the little girl's self-esteem.

Dong Tiantian: ! ! !

No, her stomach is not uncomfortable, and she is not constipated, she is clearly sorting out her emotions inside.

It's just that Dong Tiantian didn't have time to explain. You Qiuqiu waited too long. After saying that, she went into the bathroom. Dong Tiantian only caught an afterimage, and the door closed in front of her.

Dong Tiantian, "…"

Staring at the closed door, Dong Tiantian couldn't open her mouth, and finally swallowed the words back angrily.

You Qiuqiu didn't know Dong Tiantian's psychological process at all, because she didn't know that Dong Tiantian was crying because of her suona.

Dong Tiantian packed up her emotions, she didn't want to hear the word suona for the time being.

Can't be provoked, can't she hide

Dong Tiantian didn't know, but she also had the mentality of Shi Jing and You Qiuqiu facing each other for a period of time, and the idea of the actress she replaced at a certain period of time was the same.

But that is often the case. The more people reject something, the more they give her something.

The director of the program group summed up, now the guests are rich because of the big bug of You Qiuqiu, and they will not starve to death, which is a good thing for the guests, Fang Shubai has been playing stupid these days, everyone can see it with the naked eye became fat.

But it's not a good thing for the show.

No material.

How long without material... No, how to edit interesting variety shows that the audience likes.

So the director of the program team discussed with several directors and directors for an afternoon, and decided to arrange tasks for everyone so that they could integrate into this small fishing village.

When the director of the program group gave everyone a task card with a bad smile, the guests all let out a wailing.

I know it's here again.

"Can't we have a good rest, is it easy for us to learn an instrument every day?"

Lan Xuan was strongly dissatisfied and complained.

It's no use complaining.

When hearing the program group grouping the guests, Dong Tiantian thought that as long as it wasn't Yu Qiuqiu, it would be fine.

Then-

"Dong Tiantian and You Qiuqiu, you two go help the villagers feed the goose."

Dong Tiantian, "…"

You Qiuqiu doesn't have any other ideas. It's the same task as anyone, if you can...

She wished not to do the task.

Of course, this option does not exist, and she has come to have a meal.

On the contrary, Fang Shubai was very worried.

He just insisted that there was something wrong with Dong Tiantian, afraid of causing any harm to You Qiuqiu, so he could not wait to apply for a team change.

Yu Qiuqiu reassured him, she felt that mathematics was enough for a little girl.

Dong Tiantian's dislike is superficial. Even if she is forced to be tied to You Qiuqiu, she doesn't want to find a topic.

"Bully" You Qiuqiu walked lazily behind Dong Tiantian.

The sun is so good, she's sleepy again...

You Qiuqiu secretly covered her mouth and yawned, and then found out that she was caught by the cameraman. She showed an embarrassed smile, and her eyebrows were curved.

Got hit with the cameraman: how is she so cute!

The staff of the "Leisure Time" program team are also the original team. They were already impressed by You Qiuqiu in the last season. Compared with her good looks, the staff members were more impressed by her good temper.

With her, there seems to be no pressure and no worries, and I can't help laughing.

The villager's house that the program team arranged for two people was not far from where the guests lived. Dong Tiantian walked in front quickly, for fear of getting involved with You Qiuqiu.

After Dong Tiantian arrived at the villager's house, she asked where the geese were, and walked over with something to feed the geese.

Immediately afterwards, she panicked, screamed, and was chased by the goose and ran out.

Dong Tiantian has never been in contact with geese. At most, she has seen swans in the park, thinking that they are of the same species and look similar.

However, the big goose is the real bully in the village.

Dong Tiantian, who felt that she could complete the task quickly, was bitten by the big goose, and the whole person panicked.

Yu Qiuqiu, "Huh?"

As soon as she came over, she saw Dong Tiantian with a terrified face.

"Have you finished feeding?"

After getting a negative answer, Yu Qiuqiu picked up the bowl with the food.

Dong Tiantian was so frightened just now that she even threw off the food bowl in her hand.

Seeing that You Qiuqiu was going to feed the geese, Dong Tiantian was a little confused, and finally shouted out.

"You, be careful!"

"The goose inside bites."

You Qiuqiu turned his head in surprise and touched You Qiuqiu's eyes. Dong Tiantian fluttered his eyes away as if he had been electrocuted, and his tone was a bit fierce at the moment.

"Don't say I didn't warn you."

You Qiuqiu smiled at her and said softly, "Okay, thank you."

Dong Tiantian felt a little hot in her cheeks, and when she heard that the people over there had already gone to feed the goose, she dared to move her gaze to You Qiuqiu again.

She felt that she was probably in the midst of evil, why was she so kind all of a sudden, didn't she hate her!

Dong Tiantian patted her hot cheek, and suddenly felt the smell, and then she remembered later that she had brought the not-so-clean food bowl just now.

The village is not particular about the food bowls that feed the chickens, ducks and geese.

Dong Tiantian: rely on!

Full of dirty talk.

It's all Yu Qiuqiu's fault.

she thinks.

Because of this episode, Dong Tiantian's inexplicable face became hot, and she watched You Qiuqiu walking towards the group of geese, gloating over the misfortune.

She can't be unlucky alone. She was chased and bitten by a big goose just now, and You Qiuqiu is not much better.

Dong Tiantian even wanted to find a mobile phone to record a video, but she didn't bring it when she went out, and there were several cameramen around, and she would definitely record the scene of You Qiuqiu being chased by the goose more clearly than she recorded.

The camera crew of the program also felt that the director was a bit ruthless.

How many people have been frightened by this, and can be called a goose of shadows!

You Qiuqiu can't bear to watch it with the big brother who shoots like that.

However, the scene of You Qiuqiu being chased by the goose did not appear.

Those irritable village bullies ate the food honestly after You Qiuqiu spilled the food. You Qiuqiu even tentatively reached out and touched the big goose's head, but the other party didn't mean to be angry at all.

Well-behaved like a little daughter-in-law.

It's completely different from the way she stubbornly bit Dong Tiantian's leg just now.

The whole process of Yu Qiuqiu feeding the big goose could not have been smoother, and it was completed in a few minutes.

The staff of the show team also had to say it was strange, what the hell was going on, and how difficult these big geese were to deal with, they knew best. At that time, a few strong men who had never seen the world were also raped. The goose tossed badly enough.

If the big goose has changed now, or has changed sex, then...

How does Dong Tiantian explain

Dong Tiantian: Mo cue, don't look at her, she is more at a loss than anyone else.

Dong Tiantian is confused, what's the matter, this big goose is still picking people to bully, just watching the dishes

Doubt life.

After You Qiuqiu finished feeding the geese, everything was calm, so she couldn't understand why Dong Tiantian ran out shouting just now.

The goose feeding project was completed by You Qiuqiu alone, and the owner of the big goose said it was not over yet.

"Take the geese to the pond to drink and bathe, and they also have to yo and bend."

Dong Tiantian just breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that they still had to chase the geese, and her legs and feet began to tremble again. After holding it for a long time, she finally said to You Qiuqiu, "...I dare not."

You Qiuqiu did not mock her as Dong Tiantian imagined. She looked at the big goose, "I'll try."

She had never been in contact with geese before, and she didn't know how to catch it, so she could only say try it.

This time, it was still like a wicked door. You Qiuqiu was holding a wicker, and the whole goose chase was not proficient, but the big geese were very obedient. You didn't even need to use the wicker to correct their direction at the back. One by one, they headed straight to their destination.

You Qiuqiu changed from chasing geese to chasing her.

Sometimes she walks a little slower, and the big white geese running in front will stop specially to wait for Yu Qiuqiu.

is really waiting.

The program crew was amazed by each and every one of them.

Dong Tiantian: You Qiuqiu is born with this goose relationship

She knew that You Qiuqiu was out of the limelight during this period, and Dong Tiantian should have tried again, so that You Qiuqiu would not be out of the limelight alone.

But Dong Tiantian glanced at the big white goose's iron mouth.

"… "

She thinks it's okay.

Quietly hid behind You Qiuqiu again.

The big white goose successfully slipped itself to the edge of the pond, and then happily jumped into the water like cooking dumplings. You Qiuqiu and Dong Tiantian can stand beside them and rest for a while.

You Qiuqiu felt the sunshine that was neither arrogant nor impetuous, and leaned against the tree trunk.

The two didn't speak, and there was nothing to say at all. Dong Tiantian could ignore the people around her before, but for some reason, she suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

It's as if nothing is right.

You Qiuqiu has no idea how tangled the children are, but soon, Dong Tiantian doesn't have to worry anymore.

Because of what Yu Qiuqiu saw, the lazy attitude disappeared suddenly, and the whole person became tense.

dog!

Not one, but several!

The most common gatekeeper in the village, the big yellow dog and the big black dog, is probably staring at everyone not far away to join in the fun.

Dong Tiantian also noticed that the dogs were not small, and she was actually taken aback, but considering that there were so many cameramen around, Dong Tiantian was relatively calm.

But You Qiuqiu couldn't calm down, Dong Tiantian only felt an afterimage and a gust of wind flashing in front of her.

It's Yuqiuqiu.

She ran away.

Dong Tiantian: ? ?

You Qiuqiu fled as fast as a beast was chasing her, but after she ran, the dogs chased after her excitedly.

Yu Qiuqiu, "Ah!"

Shout out in panic.

You Qiuqiu shouted and looked behind, "Don't chase me!"

Dong Tiantian, "No... don't run away."

Isn't that the case with dogs, the more they run, the more they chase. If You Qiuqiu stood here honestly, the dogs would not provoke her. Now the dogs think that You Qiuqiu is playing games with them.

You Qiuqiu, "How could I not run... Brother, if I tell your brothers to succeed, stop chasing them!"

You Qiuqiu has always been afraid of dogs, no matter how reasonable she said, she subconsciously wanted to run away when she saw it.

They were already scared to call the dog brother.

The staff of the show crew were about to laugh.

Omg, although it's a bit miserable, it's really funny!

On the front foot, Dong Tiantian was chased by the big goose, but now it is Yu Qiuqiu who is being chased by the dog.

Dong Tiantian was mentally unbalanced before, but she instantly became mentally balanced when she saw this scene. She was chased by a big goose, and You Qiuqiu was chased by a dog. She was not alone in the shame.

The show crew couldn't stop laughing, but everyone wasn't so mad. You Qiuqiu seemed to be really afraid of dogs, so someone decided to help.

But before they could lend a hand—

"I rely on!"

"Look, what's going on!"

Someone pointed forward and exclaimed in surprise.

Not far away, the dust is flying, and it has a style like the appearance of the mysterious big guy in the movie.

The dust dissipated, and the camera captured the figure of the mysterious boss.

A slender neck, a bright yellow jiojio, a snow-white robe... feathers.

It was the big white geese that used to play in the pond.

They returned to the land from the pond, and at this moment, they rushed towards the army of dogs aggressively, with unruly eyes.

You Qiuqiu was in the group of big white geese. She originally ran in the opposite direction, but she saw that a big goose had already rushed in front of the dog, biting the dog several times, and biting the dog.

The reputation of the bully in the Big White Goose Village is not for nothing, no matter if it is a dog or a person, it must bow its noble head in the face of the Big White Goose's iron mouth.

The dog that was chasing after You Qiuqiu excitedly lost his momentum when facing the big white goose.

You Qiuqiu is not afraid anymore.

She turned her head and ran towards the dog, surrounded by geese who reassured her.

Just now, the dog was chasing You Qiuqiu, but now You Qiuqiu is chasing the dog with the big white goose, making a comeback.

The staff of the show crew were not laughing and puking this time, they were about to throw up laughing.

God, why can it be so funny when it only happens to Yu Qiuqiu.

Someone has already thought of this late stage that can be done, and put a text on You Qiuqiu.

Brother, they are bullying me!

Big brother White Goose lined up for the younger brother You Qiuqiu and found his way back to the field.