I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 64: No, it's koi today

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Missed three shots... The shot missed the target.

The crowd of onlookers who had been waiting for a miracle: ? ?

The barrage is also a piece: ? ?

No, is this real

The main reason is that You Qiuqiu's posture is too intimidating, too bluffing, and who knows that he has played a loneliness.

Missing three shots is indeed a miracle.

After all, no matter how bad the guest just hit, at least one or two shots were hit, and the ring was more outside.

The barrage starts to comment after finishing the question mark.

"Hahahaha, I shouldn't watch You Qiuqiu while eating, I just burst out laughing!"

"Yu Qiuqiu: Take the most professional stance and hit the worst target. (Funny)"

"No matter how the gun is shot, the posture must be handsome and well-placed."

"I thought it was a king, but it turned out to be a bronze. I even laughed out my nose."

"??? Laughing out the snot bubbles, I have a sense of the picture, I know it's funny, but please don't describe it!"

Not only the audience in the live broadcast room were laughing, but the show crew and the show guests were also laughing together.

Even the instructors can't control themselves a bit, they are professional and usually don't laugh.

… unless you can’t help it.

The instructor who taught You Qiuqiu's movements worked hard to control the corners of his mouth that he wanted to raise when he was disobedient, cleared his throat, and said to the guests who were laughing so hard that they couldn't even hold the weapons in their hands.

"What are you laughing laughing!"

"Is it that funny?!"

You Qiuqiu: Yes, what are you laughing at? Is it that funny

Lan Xuan wiped away tears, "Yes..."

Tears came out of laughter.

Guo Fei also completely lost his shyness, and whispered, "It's really funny."

Instructor, "..."

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

The instructor asked You Qiuqiu to come back several times. Failure is the mother of success, and mistakes are inevitable. You Qiuqiu is still a novice, so it is very rare to be able to do such a standard action.

She has to have confidence in herself, she has potential.

Comedian Li Gaoming snorted and called out that the instructor was biased. He was not so gentle with them just now.

The instructor's few words made You Qiuqiu feel confident. She rubbed the palm of her hand on her clothes a few times. She had already squeezed a thin layer of sweat on the palm of her hand, and then she took out the standard action again, squinting one eye. , aiming at the target.

This time, we have to perform well and not miss the target again.

This is about her "little life".

boom! boom! boom!

After a few shots.

The instructor who scored in the distance waved his hand.

All off-target again.

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

She also became angry, and she didn't believe in this evil, so she beat her several times.

This time Lan Xuan squinted his eyes and said, "It should be hit."

The audience in the live broadcast room also said that it seemed to be hit.

Is Yu Qiuqiu finally breaking away from the ranks of off-target little masters

Also, let her get hit once, after all, their stomachs with abs can no longer support their next round of laughs.

You Qiuqiu held his breath, blinked his big eyes and looked at the scoring instructor in anticipation.

The scoring instructor, "I hit it."

"but… "

Just as Yu Qiuqiu breathed a sigh of relief, he was brought up again by this but.

Scoring instructor, "But you hit the target next door."

The target next to You Qiuqiu belongs to Gao Mengfan.

Gao Mengfan: Hahaha.

Lan Xuan: Hahaha!

After the silence, all kinds of laughter resounded in the audience again, barbells, silver bells, dumbbells, all of them.

Studio.

Let me go, I can laugh again!

I thought it was funny enough that You Qiuqiu missed the target, but they laughed so much that they couldn't stop laughing at all. Who knew that You Qiuqiu had come out with an even more unusual operation.

She was hit, but she hit the target of the guest next to her.

Yuqiuqiu, “… ”_(:3∠)_

Lie flat and mock.

She believed in this evil, and she could already predict that it would be a giveaway in the competition at that time.

You Qiuqiu and the instructor stared at each other.

You Qiuqiu, "Why don't I stop shooting first, I'll practice the movements."

Clearly aware of her own level, she should not waste bullets.

Obviously, Yu Qiuqiu reached an agreement with the instructor.

The instructor replied to her, "Okay."

Although the instructor herself didn't think there was much of a problem with You Qiuqiu's movements, she didn't miss her, so what else could she do.

You Qiuqiu has heard Su Ruhai discussing with Li Gaoming.

Su Ruhai, "Qiuqiu's marksmanship is not very good."

Li Gaoming, "You can't follow the ball in a group." A group is the rhythm of losing.

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

At the back, the little friends gradually improved one by one, and they played better and better after practice.

Gao Mengfan has a high accuracy rate and hit an eighth ring, and Lan Xuan is especially talented, and he didn't miss the target at all. Eight rings and nine rings have also appeared.

The rest of the people are of different levels, but they will hit the target anyway.

You Qiuqiu practiced his movements there for a long time, and the instructor felt that You Qiuqiu could try again.

Her level is stable.

Off target again.

Lan Xuan patted You Qiuqiu on the shoulder with brotherly affection, comforting her, it doesn't matter.

"God opens a door for you, and eventually closes a window."

You Qiuqiu performed so well in the haunted house that he would not be able to hit the target. It is easy to explain. After all, no one is a superman, so what else can they do

You Qiuqiu was not comforted by Lan Xuan.

However, Lan Xuan said later that if the two of them were on the same team, You Qiuqiu would not have to be afraid.

It was You Qiuqiu who was waiting for her in the haunted house before, but now in this show, he is the one who guards the ball!

Promised to protect the ball: Thank you.

But You Qiuqiu didn't have much expectations for Lan Xuan, and didn't take his promise to heart.

After all... Lan Xuan also said the same thing when he entered the haunted house in "Heartbeat Challenge".

As for the result, audiences across the country have seen it.

The training was non-stop, and there was almost no time to rest. After a hurried lunch, they were rushed to the training ground again.

Compared with the latter, target shooting should be a relatively easy one.

The rhythm of "Super Soldier" has always been so fast, and because of the fast rhythm, the audience has become a devil show. The artists who have participated have expressed that they are unbearable to look back. Anyway, if they participated once, they would not want to participate in the second time.

Standing under the scorching sun, Su Ruhai wiped away sweat and smiled bitterly, "I think I regret it now."

Gao Mengfan, "Me too... But there is no way, I still have to grit my teeth and insist."

All signed the contract, how to complete the task.

However, Gao Mengfan encountered a bottleneck. The first training item in the afternoon was to slide down from the plane, with only one rope attached to his body, and then slide down from a height of more than ten meters alone.

Just looking at the height of the helicopter and the ground made her face pale.

Gao Mengfan is afraid of heights.

Gao Mengfan was afraid of being told by the audience in the live broadcast room that he did not contact the director team immediately, but that You Qiuqiu found out after You Qiuqiu boarded the helicopter with her.

The male guests over there began to slide down one by one.

You Qiuqiu approached Gao Mengfan and asked her in a low voice, "Are you okay?"

Should be bad.

By now, Gao Mengfan's face was ugly, almost bloodless. She was curled up in the innermost part of the helicopter, her body was stiff and trembling slightly.

Gao Mengfan shook her head, she didn't even have the courage to speak.

When she was on the ground, she didn't notice how high she was when she looked up from the ground, but after looking down through the helicopter window just now, she was about to suffocate, and it was true that she had difficulty breathing.

Gao Mengfan felt like he was going to die.

Yu Qiuqiu, "Afraid of heights?"

"Do you need me to tell the director team something?"

Gao Mengfan hesitated for a moment, then shook his head lightly.

You Qiuqiu could see that Gao Mengfan was stubborn, probably because he didn't want to leave a bad impression.

You Qiuqiu didn't have to go against her wishes, avoided the live broadcast room, and continued to whisper, "Then I'll go down first and show you a sample?"

"If you still can't overcome it, you don't have to overcome it. The most important thing is to ensure your own safety."

You Qiuqiu gave Gao Mengfan the words that Mr. Sheng gave her when he was parting.

Nothing in the world is difficult, as long as you are willing to give up.

If you really can't overcome it, and if it involves danger to your life, then you don't have to overcome it.

You Qiuqiu was not very good at comforting people, so she stared at Gao Mengfan for a while, then opened a bottle of mineral water to Gao Mengfan so that Gao Mengfan could drink a little, and she was ready to go downhill first.

She wondered if she could make an appearance for Gao Mengfan.

When everyone was standing on the ground, the wind was not small, and when she stood by the helicopter door, waiting to descend, the wind was even stronger.

Studio.

"Yu Qiuqiu is a little calm."

"She's really nice... I thought she was going to drop the chain."

However, no, except in the shooting event, Yu Qiuqiu seemed to have touched a black hole, and she performed well in several events she participated in.

The main thing is that You Qiuqiu has also studied seriously in the shooting event, and his posture with the gun has been praised by the instructors. As for why he played so badly, I don't know how to explain it.

But what more people want to see is-

"It's more windy! I want to see the hairline of female artists!"

Lest the world be in chaos.

The biggest trouble for young people in contemporary society is baldness.

At a young age, the head is bald and the hairline is high.

When the wind blew just now, the bangs of several male artists were blown up. Except for Su Ruhai, who had no bangs before, those hairlines were all torn apart by the monstrous wind.

There are already good news that netizens have taken screenshots of their hairlines being blown by the wind, and plan to post them on the Internet at that time.

Strange material has changed again!

Male artists were ridiculed miserably, and female artists naturally would not let it go.

Everyone is more curious about female artists.

You Qiuqiu's hair is dark and dense, and someone has a dark mood, and said sourly, "This must be the effect after the hair transplant, otherwise it is a hair piece attached."

Bring out the hairline!

The wind blew, You Qiuqiu's hair fluttered, she tossed her hair.

The hairline is very low and the hair is thick, the shake is more like a shampoo commercial.

The audience in the live room waiting to take a screenshot of the female artist's high hairline: ? ?

knock!

Yuqiuqiu slides down and slides smoothly.

Thanks to Parkour Woman, You Qiuqiu is used to being hung.

Compared with the male guests who swayed and had to take a break, Yu Qiuqiu even skated better, that is...

Some viewers commented in the live broadcast room, "It feels like a big man is coming."

I have to say, the audience in this live broadcast room is the truth.

You Qiuqiu smoothly descended from the sky to the ground, and the moment she stepped on the ground, the staff and guests on the ground applauded her in unison.

"Good job!"

Su Ruhai is sincere Kuayouqiuqiu.

They have overcome a lot of psychological obstacles when they came down, and You Qiuqiu can still do such a good job, which is worthy of praise.

Guo Fei, "Sister Qiuqiu is super handsome!"

You Qiuqiu caught Guo Fei's handsome sentence.

In fact, she is also tired and out of breath now, and her energy is in a hurry, but in front of juniors younger than herself, You Qiuqiu feels that she still has to maintain her image.

So she waved her hand in Guo Fei's direction, like a superstar meeting.

Then didn't look at the road.

puff-

Fall flat.

She was still a handsome heroine when she was descending, her movements were neat and tidy, and now she was kissing the earth on the flat ground.

"Are you all right?"

Everyone was also stunned, and after reacting, they rushed towards You Qiuqiu.

Fortunately, nothing happened, it just fell and fell on the grass.

It's just that everything that is handsome has turned into a bubble.

Li Gaoming was really impressed by You Qiuqiu.

She was born with a special sense of joy, that kind of casual laughs, she didn't become a comedian, what a loss to the comedy world!

You Qiuqiu was not so embarrassed, he just fell down and stood up.

She was more worried about Gao Mengfan on the helicopter.

"Mengfan is here for you."

The director hadn't noticed yet, and contacted Gao Mengfan through the headset.

Gao Mengfan didn't move.

"Mengfan, it's your turn." The director urged again.

It fell into Gao Mengfan's ears, as if urging his life, the sound was very close and far away.

Gao Mengfan gritted her teeth and propped her body up, but it was difficult to even stand. In the end, she almost squatted and dawdled to the cabin door. She glanced at the ground and her mentality completely collapsed.

Heart beating fast, Gao Mengfan sat down directly and covered his face.

"Sorry, I can not do it."

At this time, she thought of what You Qiuqiu said, if you can't overcome it, it doesn't have to be overcome. Personal safety is the most important thing.

"I'm afraid of heights," she told the show's director.

It's not selling miserably, it's real fear.

When Gao Mengfan really said it and admitted that she couldn't, she also relaxed a lot.

In fact, not many people in the live broadcast room were scolding Gao Mengfan, most of them understood.

"No wonder, I thought she was afraid of heights. Ever since she heard that she was going to get on a helicopter, her whole body felt very wrong."

"People who are afraid of heights really don't like this kind of project! I just don't dare to watch the live broadcast. Gao Mengfan is already great, and he dares to move to the edge."

"It's not fake, she's really broken down, hug Mengfan, it's okay."

"Safety is the most important thing. Although it is said that special forces experience variety shows, they are still entertainers, that is, ordinary people. They must not be the same as real special forces. It is understandable."

The program director did not force the artists to complete these projects.

Safety is the most important thing.

They are very clear about this.

Gao Mengfan is afraid of heights, and the fear of heights is very serious, so there is no need to experience this project again.

After Gao Mengfan was put down from the helicopter, she was supported by the staff and sat on a chair for a long time before she recovered.

Gao Mengfan apologized to everyone, and everyone told her that she didn't need to apologize.

However, she took the initiative to claim it, and when she was training this project later, she could go for a run or do other things.

She won't be idle when everyone is busy.

Gao Mengfan also specifically said thank you to You Qiuqiu.

The camera caught it, and the audience in the live broadcast room also saw it, but because You Qiuqiu avoided the live broadcast room when You Qiuqiu was talking with Gao Mengfan on the helicopter, they didn't know what happened.

This passage is skipped.

After waiting for Gao Mengfan to rest for a while, it was confirmed that there was no problem. The doctor who had been following the program team also briefly checked Gao Mengfan's body. Everything was normal, and they started the next project.

This item is over obstacles.

Including grids, high piles of wood, and iron walls that are almost 90 degrees to the ground... Everyone has to climb over layers of obstacles.

Facing the almost vertical iron wall with few footholds, everyone stopped.

First of all, the iron wall is not short, which means that it is impossible to cross it; secondly, as I said before, it is vertical and has no foothold.

Everyone tried one by one, Lan Xuan and Guo Fei should have the best physical strength in the audience.

Lan Xuan is mainly tall and powerful, Guo Fei is young, and he is more flexible due to professional reasons.

But after Lan Xuan climbed up, he stopped when he was less than halfway up. Guo Fei was slightly better than Lan Xuan, but he was not far from reaching the top.

"Can this really work?"

You Qiuqiu questioned the rest of the guests.

For a day.

Neither Lan Xuan nor Guo Fei can, can they

This is too high to see them, right

The instructor nodded expressionlessly, indicating that it can be passed, and it must be passed.

The director of the program team also said that it is really okay.

Go ahead, brave guests.

Li Gaoming: I can't stop laughing.

No matter what, they have already stated that they have to rush forward. There is no danger to their lives. There is nothing to do. The audience in the live broadcast room watched the six guests squinting with the iron wall.

To be honest, it's boring to watch for a long time.

But viewers watching live can always find some fun in such boring moments.

For example, someone discovered Yuqiuqiu.

Studio.

"Hahaha, sisters, come and see You Qiuqiu, how can she be so funny."

You Qiuqiu didn't know that he was being watched with relish by the audience in the live broadcast room.

She just feels so tired right now...

She is tired.

Especially want to rest, but can not rest.

Take the money and do things.

Also, why does everyone seem so energetic

You Qiuqiu originally wanted to make a cooing sound of lack of energy, and wanted to see if there were any partners like her, not to say no training, but to rest for a while.

Then I see all the partners who are particularly fighting spirit.

Everyone said "how can this be passed" and "this must not be conquered", but each one was more motivated than anyone else.

Yu Qiuqiu, "..." can't help it.

So You Qiuqiu gritted his teeth and followed the rest of the guests over and over to fight this iron wall.

She stepped back a lot, took a run, and used her speed and body inertia to pounce on the iron wall.

Climbed up a tenth.

Then it slowly slid down along the iron sheet.

At first, You Qiuqiu stepped down for face, but after she was really tired and paralyzed, she directly accepted the arrangement of fate, and even to make herself more comfortable, You Qiuqiu spread her arms like pancakes, and the whole person posted on the wall.

It's like getting stuck.

Noticed the audience in the live broadcast room on You Qiuqiu's side.

Hahaha!

They seriously doubt that You Qiuqiu is just being lazy!

If Yu Qiuqiu heard it, she would refute it loudly, she didn't slack off, she didn't stop at all, she just lay on her stomach and waited to fall.

This day... what time is it

You Qiuqiu fell to the lowest point again, she patted the dust on her body and planned to fight again.

Then…

"Hey?"

Why do you feel that something is not right, there is no iron wall in front of her.

The tin wall was behind her.

And what about her friends

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

Not only Yu Qiuqiu was stunned, but the director of the program group in front of her was also stunned.

"How did you get here?"

This is the other side of the iron wall. The director of the program team thought about the person who might successfully climb over the iron wall, but he never thought that it would be Yu Qiuqiu!

You Qiuqiu blinked and was a little confused: Did she turn over

Yes, Yu Qiuqiu went from the iron wall to this end smoothly.

There was a moment of silence in the scene.

After all, this is an impossible thing to happen.

Is You Qiuqiu stronger than Lan Xuan, or more flexible than Guo Fei

There is no meaning to discriminate against Yuqiuqiu, mainly because the first two people are athletes, and retired athletes are also athletes.

Is Yuqiuqiu more awesome than an athlete

Planet: Thank you for your invitation, Qiuqiu is a scowling cub who goes to the gym.

How did Yuqiuqiu come here

There is no doubt that she is standing here, the facts are in front of her.

A question mark appeared in the live broadcast room.

Do their eyes really have no flowers? !

However, someone still looked carefully, and she found out why Yu Qiuqiu suddenly appeared on the opposite side and climbed over this tricky iron wall.

"You Qiuqiu didn't turn over, you see there is a gap under the iron wall. If I read it correctly, You Qiuqiu slipped over there just now!"

The director of the program team urgently checked the monitoring, wanting to see how this slipped ball got here.

In order to shoot, it can be said that there are cameras everywhere, so how Yu Qiuqiu crossed the wall was faithfully recorded—

I saw Yu Qiuqiu in the picture as usual rushing up a small piece of road and sliding down like a pie. This is different this time, Yu Qiuqiu did not slide to the end.

But when he slid to the seam, suddenly two feet were stuffed in, from crawling flat to lying down, the whole person slid directly through the seam to the opposite side.

Program Director: ? ?

Damn, what kind of bug is this, isn't that small gap

After watching the video for a while, You Qiuqiu went to verify it.

I saw that she flexibly shuttled between the two sides of the iron wall, and the whole movement was extremely smooth.

"It's really possible."

"It's interesting."

Program Director: No!

You are going back and forth on the dangerous edge of challenging authority.

You Qiuqiu tried it once, but she actually tried it many times.

Program Director:…

Can he apply to quit

This is nothing, the point is that the rest of the guests found that You Qiuqiu actually drilled through the gap below, and they were also excited.

Su Ruhai was dumbfounded, "Is this still possible?"

Lan Xuan, as a practitioner, put it into action directly.

"Isn't the ball back and forth several times, let's go there too!"

They can't climb over anyway, but they can get through!

Instructor: …

Either they were too floating, or his knife couldn't hold it.

Lan Xuan has already ordered Su Ruhai and Li Gaoming to drill the seam together. In life, if you want to do so much, just walk for a while!

That's right, they're just after the thrill.

The director of the show felt like he was going to be in a mess, but he didn't have time to hold his breath, and he burst into laughter when he saw the scene after that.

Lan Xuan first put his head into the crack of the iron wall, and then—

"Why can't I get through?" asked.

Li Gaoming, "...not only can't get through, but also can't get out."

Su Ruhai, "I feel like I've become a joke." He couldn't even smile bitterly.

The three heads were neatly stuck in the gap, and the body was outside, and it was a dilemma.

They only saw that Yu Qiuqiu went in and out of the gap in the iron wall smoothly, and did not make a reasonable estimate of their size.

The head circumference is too big...

got stuck.