I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 66: Are you salted fish today?

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You Qiuqiu said to Lan Xuan, "You are dead."

When she held the gun and threw out the words "you're dead", she really looked like a big guy.

The program director, who was watching the screen, said, "Damn it!"

Lan Xuan, "Fuck me!"

Bring this one

Invert, invert, and invert.

The segment between You Qiuqiu and Lan Xuan has been reversed many times.

Originally, everyone thought that You Qiuqiu would "kill" Lan Xuan by shooting at Lan Xuan, but who knew that You Qiuqiu missed the target again after suddenly hitting Su Ruhai with one shot, and turned into a body drawing machine; Lan Xuan raised it Gun, to "kill" You Qiuqiu, but he ran out of bullets. When everyone thought Lan Xuan could use a prop dagger to kill You Qiuqiu, You Qiuqiu took advantage of Lan Xuan's too much talk and exploded Lan Xuan. head of.

Finally ushered in the victory of You Qiuqiu, who was recognized as the weakest before.

Lan Xuan screamed in agony.

"I do not believe!"

Playing with him, he was a solid winner, how could he be counter-killed by You Qiuqiu? !

Even though the system sound had already indicated that he was "dead", Lan Xuan still felt incredible.

You Qiuqiu showed Lan Xuan an expression of "You can't afford it".

Then she pulled the trigger again, and there was another color on Lan Xuan's head.

"Then do you feel a little more real now?" she asked.

You Qiuqiu remembered that he still had a bullet, which he could use all of them.

You Qiuqiu "killed" Lan Xuan twice.

Lan Xuan, "… block WeChat."

The sturdy man was aggrieved like a child.

Yu Qiuqiu, "It's good friends after the game is over."

"Also, when you're dead, stop talking."

You Qiuqiu reminded Lan Xuan.

Lan Xuan, "…"

He stared at him with unwilling eyes, and was taken down by the staff of the show team whose smiling shoulders kept shaking.

The staff of the show team were really about to piss off with laughter, whether it was the plot that kept reversing, or the conversation between the two just now.

With the help of You Qiuqiu, the Gou Ming trio unexpectedly made a counterattack and became the biggest winner, and You Qiuqiu also became the king of soldiers in this episode.

Arguably the biggest upset.

Li Gaoming and Gao Mengfan surrounded You Qiuqiu, and the happiness on everyone's faces could not be concealed.

Li Gaoming, "Qiuqiu, it really belongs to you."

"You're the best one among us!"

There is even a king of soldiers! Give Gou Ming's face to the leader of the trio!

You Qiuqiu felt that it was a bit problematic to praise the most eloquent words, but she didn't take it to heart, because she really could.

"Actually, I can keep going."

Mainly because the program group has no heart!

The director actually took the initiative to explode her position, otherwise she could last longer.

After Yu Qiuqiu was blown away by the director of the show, she really felt like she was going to finish the game. She didn't expect that God was helping her, so luck was a little better.

The director of the program group who was complained.

"… "

Does she still feel that she has not been around long enough!

It's been a long time!

The director of the program group has recorded so many episodes of "Super Soldier", but he has never seen Beyou Qiuqiu better, and he has never been a guest before. Isn't this forced by You Qiuqiu.

If it doesn't explode, I don't know when it will end.

The free competition is over, and the recording of this episode of "Super Soldiers" has come to an end.

In the past when we recorded programs, everyone would say something emotional, what are you reluctant to give up, and why are you looking forward to seeing you again in the future.

This time—

"My God, it's a relief!"

In one sentence, Guo Fei expressed the wishes of the six guests.

Everyone with a face full of vicissitudes, said goodbye to the director of the program team, and will never come again in the future, nor will he come for money!

They actually don't have any opinion on the program team. They have been getting along well these days. They are so tired that no one has the energy to be a demon, and they have established a revolutionary friendship, but they still don't want to see the director of the program team.

Seeing him reminds me of the hardships I have endured these days.

What kind of hell on earth is this!

Lan Xuan didn't really pull Heiyou Qiuqiu, it was just a whimper. Although they were "beaten to death" and "beaten to death" twice, they were still friends.

You Qiuqiu also advised Lan Xuan, "Don't talk so much in the future."

If Lan Xuan hadn't done so much foreshadowing, she wouldn't have missed it if she had to install that 13.

Lan Xuan, "..." The lesson has arrived.

After the six guests came out of the training base, they looked like birds released from their cages. The program team notified their agent assistants in advance, and a row of people stood outside the iron fence and waited.

You Qiuqiu saw President Sheng and Jiang Tao at a glance.

After all, Sheng is always the tallest among a group of people.

The way Mr. Sheng looked at her through the fence...

Like parents waiting for their children after school.

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

She had an idea and walked over there with her head down and dejected.

Jiang Tao was very happy to see You Qiuqiu. Because of the special nature of this variety show, artists cannot bring their assistant agents around. No matter who they are, they are all the same. After seeing you for a few days, Jiang Tao strangely misses You Qiuqiu.

I don't know if Qiuqiu has been wronged, must be very tired

Seeing You Qiuqiu's appearance, Jiang Tao's heart suddenly froze.

You Qiuqiu told Jiang Tao before that there will be a free competition in the future. This is... not ideal

Jiang Tao greeted her, "Qiuqiu...Are you all right?" Carefully.

Before You Qiuqiu spoke, she opened her mouth in Sheng Shiyun not far behind Jiang Tao, "She should be all right, she's all grown up."

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

Is this human

Looking at Mr. Sheng in disbelief, he wanted to spit out the fragrance.

But Yu Qiuqiu quickly remembered that this was her boss.

So the social animal swallowed all the mmp back.

Jiang Tao was a bit dumbfounded, she could understand why Qiuqiu opened her eyes wide, and girls can't say that they grow fat.

Although... Ball does look a little fatter now than before the show.

The food arranged by the program team was not very good. While the rest of the guests were losing weight because they couldn't eat it and their physical energy was too much, only one outlier, You Qiuqiu, had quietly grown meat, and even the director of the program team Found.

The director of the program group was also amazed. You Qiuqiu was the first to get fat in his program.

Before You Qiuqiu lost weight because of the role, he was almost thin into a paper man. The old mother planet said that Qiuqiu would look better if he was fat. Jiang Tao thought it looked good, but Qiuqiu who was thin into a paper man made people feel distressed.

This is better.

Jiang Tao, "Qiuqiu, President Sheng bought you milk tea, iced." She changed the subject, trying to make the boss less conflict with his female employees.

When You Qiuqiu heard the iced milk tea, he felt a little bit more.

But is she so easy to get angry

"… No, I want an ice-cold Coke."

No one has a small temper yet.

The man was surprisingly easy to talk. He didn't say that You Qiuqiu wanted to eat farts. He glanced at her and said, "Ice Coke also has it."

You Qiuqiu: She wants to drink.

The fire that was raised by the man saying that the long flesh has disappeared. She is indeed a person who is easy to coax, and she wants to drink Coke.

Ice Coke, wait for her favor!

"Mr. Sheng, are you Doraemon?" The expression on You Qiuqiu's face turned cloudy.

Sheng Shiyun didn't answer her, and went to the car to give You Qiuqiu the ice Coke she was thinking of, which was still cold.

Sheng Shiyun actually didn't have Jiang Tao's worries at all.

Because You Qiuqiu is not a person who pays attention to rankings, and suddenly made such a downcast expression, it is estimated that there must be a demon when he acts abnormally.

But after thinking about it, he still said to the woman who was in front of him with the bottle cap open.

"Ranking is not important, it is about participation."

You Qiuqiu is holding a Coke bottle: This is the normal reaction of Dad fans.

This tiger dad is really arrogant.

For the sake of Ice Coke, You Qiuqiu took a medal out of his pocket and stuffed it into Sheng Shiyun.

Na.

Sheng Shiyun: ? ?

"Recording the show, I took the King of Soldiers." You Qiuqiu explained.

A medal belonging to the King of Soldiers.

Sheng Shiyun looked at the small copper piece that Yu Qiuqiu forcibly shoved into the palm of his hand. There were indeed two large characters written on it simply and clearly—

Soldier King.

From Yu Qiuqiu's performance, he could have expected that she was not bad, but he didn't expect that You Qiuqiu would come out with a soldier king.

Although he didn't know how Yu Qiuqiu won the soldier king, he could predict that the process should be bizarre and tortuous.

You Qiuqiu has been a little bit vicissitudes of life these days, her face is facing the sky, and she is drinking a lot of Coke.

"What do you mean by that?" he asked after a while.

He didn't look at You Qiuqiu again, his eyebrows narrowed slightly, and his slender fingers moved the copper plate in his palm.

Do you want to share the honor with him

You Qiuqiu looked confused: Karma

... She didn't want to give it to him, she just wanted him to see it.

However, You Qiuqiu immediately thought that if Mr. Sheng wanted to take it, it was not a big problem.

Fortunately, she has already inquired with the staff of the program team, and the material is copper.

Worthless.

You Qiuqiu pondered for a moment, "Perhaps, you can show off to those agents... or send it to a circle of friends?"

You Qiuqiu pointed to the agents of the rest of the guests. Everyone was chatting and had not left yet.

She showed the medal to Mr. Sheng, just thinking that he should be happy as a dad fan. Since Mr. Sheng asked, she would give him some ideas. As a tiger dad, she probably likes comparisons, right

You Qiuqiu's parents don't like comparisons very much. She came to the conclusion from the parents of the neighbor children that Mr. Sheng is so strict that he seems to be the type who can compare the performance of children.

Sheng Shiyun, "…"

He's showing off what this is for.

"There are many more cola milk teas, you can share them with your friends." He did not discuss the topic of the King of Soldiers medals with You Qiuqiu again.

There's a lot in the car.

You Qiuqiu got it again.

Parents let children entertain friends with snacks.

Ever since she knew that Mr. Sheng was her father's fan, the more you looked at him, the more he felt like him, but she didn't realize it before!

Mr. Sheng, a dad fan, is actually quite qualified to a certain extent.

You Qiuqiu thanked Mr. Sheng, and then he and Jiang Tao carried milk tea and cola or something, and quietly left a sentence before going over.

"Is the live broadcast good?"

These are the things she wanted to eat when she was talking about the program, and Mr. Sheng bought them all for her. In fact, Mr. Sheng was not Doraemon, he just watched the live broadcast.

Sheng Shiyun frowned and wanted to refute, but You Qiuqiu grinned and ran away, and ran away when he finished, not giving the opponent a chance to refute.

From the day she knew [Guardian Angel No. 1 of Ball Cubs], she had seen it through.

Sheng Shiyun, "…"

You Qiuqiu shared the cola and milk tea that Dad Tiger Mr. Sheng had packed to treat her friends to the guests. After holding it in for so long, everyone didn't expect to drink it as soon as it came out. With gratitude.

You Qiuqiu handed the milk tea to Gao Mengfan.

Gao Mengfan's agent is a strong woman who seems to be resolute, and she showed a kind smile to You Qiuqiu.

"Thank you Qiuqiu, but my Mengfan doesn't drink..." Milk tea.

Not only does not drink milk tea, but in fact, as a supermodel with strong self-control, Gao Mengfan can touch very few things, so he must be healthy and low-calorie.

Her voice stopped abruptly.

Because Gao Mengfan couldn't wait to poke the lid of the milk tea with a straw, took a sip, and said to You Qiuqiu with an excited expression she had never seen before, "Milk tea, it's so delicious, I'll drink it every day from now on. ."

Also-too-good-drink-to-be.

Then-after-every-day-drink-drink.

Gao Mengfan's agent: ? ?

what did she hear.

She felt that she knew every word that Gao Mengfan said apart, but she couldn't understand it together.

Didn't Gao Mengfan just participate in a show? Why is this completely degenerate

The spokesperson of various beverages. You Qiuqiu took a break after participating in "Super Soldier" and went back to the crew to film "Women Soldier". Mr. Sheng didn't know why he was autistic again in the car, but he also had time to hold You. Qiuqiu won't let her drink a second Coke.

And also prepared mouthwash for her to let her flush.

Sheng Shiyun, "Do you want to fill your teeth after your teeth are corroded?"

You Qiuqiu didn't want to fill her teeth. As long as she thought of a dentist in a white coat drilling her teeth with an electric drill, she shivered and rushed out obediently.

Director Gong Xin nodded frequently when he saw You Qiuqiu's state after returning from the variety show.

Saying she went there to exercise was right.

It doesn't mean that You Qiuqiu performed poorly before, but that she was still in the ordinary stage before, but after an episode of "Super Soldier", she should have been influenced by the atmosphere there, and the whole person is getting closer to the character.

Like a real female soldier.

You Qiuqiu continued to film and train hard in the crew of "Women Soldiers", and a role that You Qiuqiu played before will also be broadcast.

It is the play of Director Zhao, who has collaborated with You Qiuqiu on a modern drama before and became a dark horse by accident at the box office of You Qiuqiu. You Qiuqiu played a female ghost on his side.

The full name of the play is "The Detective Zero Night Talk", which is mixed with detective + supernatural elements.

The male protagonist is a high school student, and his family is from a detective background. It has been hundreds of years. His ancestors have been in this business. Strange events are frequently encountered.

After hitting the "ghost", the actor also revealed many unknown cases with "ghost talk".

This drama was made into a web drama because of the subject matter, and it was also a unit drama. No water was added to each copy, and it was neat and tidy.

Originally, the female ghost on campus played by You Qiuqiu was not the first dungeon, but because the previous dungeons were adjusted, You Qiuqiu's was mentioned earlier.

You Qiuqiu posted on Weibo after Sheng Shiyun reminded her, and Director Zhao really liked her.

Director Zhao's modern drama unexpectedly attracted a lot of attention because of You Qiuqiu. Netizens discussed the tidbits of You Qiuqiu's vegetative sleeping with his mouth open to the point of flying up. Director Zhao was even more confident this time.

Don't we all like the tidbits of Qiuqiu's performance.

This tidbit is equally wonderful!

Before the play started, he released the tidbits ahead of time.

Jiang Tao was holding the phone and playing the tidbits, smiling so much that she could barely hold the phone.

After You Qiuqiu reposted on Weibo, she didn't know why Jiang Tao laughed so much, she even burst into tears.

She drew a few pieces of paper for Jiang Tao and handed it to him.

"Didn't you see the scene?"

The tidbit is naturally the scene where You Qiuqiu pretended to be a ghost to frighten himself. When You Qiuqiu thought about it now, he felt scared to death and felt embarrassed.

It's okay for others to laugh at the tidbits. Jiang Tao accompanied her to the filming at the time. She even watched the scene, so how could she still laugh like this.

Jiang Tao wiped away her tears with a tissue, laughing so hard that she couldn't even speak.

"But... it's still funny..."

Even if you have a psychological reaction, you still want to laugh once you see it.

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

Jiang Tao, as a person who watched the scene, saw the tidbits again and burst into tears, and the rest of the netizens who did not see the scene even burst into laughter.

The tidbits that Director Zhao put in the official v of "The Detective Zero Night Talk" are not very long.

From the beginning, you can see the female ghost played by You Qiuqiu wearing a dirty school uniform, holding a burning candle in her hand, chasing down the stairs to chase the actor running in front.

The actor's expression is exaggerated, and he looks scared enough. These are not the point. After all, the actor must perform well.

It's that Yu Qiuqiu's dress is quite unusual, if you don't look at the half of her face carefully, and also Aite herself, you won't be able to recognize her.

The focus of the planets is that the ball cub seems to be very tired from running, and it is a bit difficult to be a waste of sports.

Then high energy ahead!

While Yu Qiuqiu was chasing the actor, and running to the corner of a corridor, she glanced at the mirror.

Everyone saw her exclaiming "Ow-" in the next second, and then stopped chasing after the actor, and rushed upstairs quickly.

How did the back figure escape? Even the actor was shocked by You Qiuqiu's sudden performance and pinned to the spot.

Netizens reacted after being stunned for a while, and then—

Hahaha, knock!

This... is this frightened by the self in the mirror? !

Why so funny!

Netizens watched helplessly as You Qiuqiu rushed to the second floor in the video, singing while running.

"The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper!"

The sound was broken, and because of being frightened and running violently, the songs that were originally sung very tragically, are now more and more tragic.

However, netizens held back abruptly.

Because it's too funny.

Someone quickly understood why You Qiuqiu sang "The Hero's Song" here.

Didn't You Qiuqiu enter the House of Horrors while filming a variety show before, but as soon as "Song of a Hero" came out, the staff of the House of Horrors were sent away directly.

Is she thinking about it

Do you really think your singing voice can subdue "ghosts"

But... female ghost, isn't it still You Qiuqiu himself

It's even more fun to turn around like this.

You Qiuqiu was frightened by the female ghost she played, and before she finished singing and looking for a place, she ran to the second floor and saw the props note [Next is you], her first reaction was to turn her eyes away.

In the video, the director can be heard eagerly asking the staff.

"What did she say?"

The netizens who were watching the tidbits outside the video were also eager to know what Yu Qiuqiu was talking about.

The staff in the video answered this question.

"She said she was blind." The staff's voices trembled with laughter.

Netizens: Hahahaha!

What a blind man, is it okay to pretend to be blind because he doesn't want to see the note

What kind of sand sculpture is Yu Qiuqiu

When the stars saw the tidbits, their hearts were soft and messed up. While being amused by You Qiuqiu, they also showed a mother-like smile to You Qiuqiu, who was frightened and panicked on the screen.

Ball cub is too cute!

If you are scared by yourself, hurry up, come to Mama's arms, and Mama will not be afraid when she hugs the little baby!

You Qiuqiu's dad fans didn't leave a message to him at this time.

Not suitable.

However, they were not idle either. They actively commented on Anliu Qiuqiu, and forwarded Zhao Dao to watch "The Detective Zero Night Talk" on a certain platform at 7:00 p.m., a hilarious and hilarious decompression drama, everyone deserves it!

You Qiuqiu found that in the fan support club [Qiu Cub's Guardian Angel No. 1] in the group po posted a screenshot of the start of the online drama he forwarded, and said that he would use mobile phones, tablets, computers, and three electronic products to follow the drama tonight. .

Sheng Shiyun, who was in the office, saw You Qiuqiu's Weibo account tweeting an emoji package made by fans in the group.

You Qiuqiu: "..." Mr. Sheng is a very serious dad fan.

Sheng Shiyun: "..." Why did You Qiuqiu quietly use the pictures in the group again

Director Zhao sent a tidbit that You Qiuqiu was frightened by himself, which indeed attracted the attention of many netizens.

Anyway, idle is idle, just the tidbits are already funny to this point, the official v of the online drama also said that it is a joyful and hilarious decompression drama.

How funny is this movie going to be

With this idea in mind, many people opened the broadcast platform at seven o'clock, holding potato chips, holding drinks, and planning to enter the happy hour.

Then-

Screaming again and again.

Rely on!

This is so scary, right? It's a happy, hilarious and stress-relieving drama!

This is obviously a horror movie!

cheated.

"The Detective Zero O'Clock Night" is very attentive in terms of props and later stages. It is impossible to say that there are no disadvantages, but they have done their best to the extent they can do it.

What the deceived netizens didn't expect was Yu Qiuqiu's performance inside.

How sandy the tidbits are, how happy they are, and how different she is when she comes on stage, it makes people feel completely different.

Yu Qiuqiu, there is such an acting

Isn't she a variety show + comedian