I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 76: Are you salted fish today?

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- Once a wish is spoken, it will not work.

You Qiuqiu stared at the man opposite, and after being silent for a while, he slowly typed out in his heart: Knock!

But this answer was expected, if it was so easy to let go, it would not be President Sheng, but You Qiuqiu didn't expect that he would lose in expressing his wishes.

very good, very powerful.

The director of the program team let the two people go through the process, don't make any comedy, please remember that this is a sensational part!

That's right, that is to say, You Qiuqiu, what are you looking at, your agent is not funny.

Yuqiuqiu, "… "

In the end, she honestly took a pen and wrote on a clean wooden sign.

[I hope Mr. Sheng can dance for me. 】

That's right, the dance You Qiuqiu said was the dance she had rehearsed for the audition for the big director, the demon concubine. Shi Jing said that the dance was very showy. After reading it, Mr. Sheng commented that the dance was wrong, and made a stickman for her. Dance animations to correct her movements.

Since Mr. Sheng can remember the movements, he must be able to jump, right

After Yu Qiuqiu finished writing, he looked at the man opposite, he was not finished yet.

Sheng Shiyun lowered his head and held a pen on his knuckled fingers. He wrote very seriously. From Yu Qiuqiu's angle, he could see the black eyelashes under the man's lenses, the high bridge of his nose with glasses, and his squinting eyes because of thinking. thin lips.

You Qiuqiu blinked: Mr. Sheng's serious appearance... looks like a film under the bridge.

"What did you write?"

Seeing that the man stopped writing, You Qiuqiu couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked.

Sheng Shiyun raised his eyes, "I won't tell you."

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

Play childish

You Qiuqiu thought for a while, "I can tell you, let's exchange it." It's fair to exchange it.

The other party was still very stubborn, "No."

Yu Qiuqiu, is "..." so principled!

If you are like this...

If you do this, I won't do it.

Today is also a precarious workplace relationship. √

The rest of the agent and the artist spoke out on the spot. Because of Sheng Shiyun's refusal to cooperate, You Qiuqiu was also holding on, and she didn't say anything, so no sensational scenes were recorded.

You Qiuqiu didn't believe in this evil, so she ran to the tree after a while, went around to the place where Sheng Shiyun was hanging the sign, raised her head and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

It's a bright angle.

Stupid, don't tell her, she won't see it by herself

can not see…

You Qiuqiu raised his head, there were densely packed wooden signs hung with red ropes on the tree, so many that it was dazzling, You Qiuqiu stared at it for a while and felt that his eyes were going blind.

Then a familiar voice came from behind.

"Everyone is waiting for you."

It is Sheng Shiyun.

The eyes of the man under the lens are extremely calm, as if he will catch Yu Qiuqiu here as expected.

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

Everyone got up early in the morning and started to climb the mountain after breakfast, hummingly climbing to the top of the mountain. After a tour of the temple, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon. After the normal lunch time, everyone was basically hungry.

All made the same sound.

hungry.

There is food for sale at the scenic spot, but it is very expensive. Yi Xiang's agent asked about it and came back with a bitter face.

It is three or four times the price compared to the outside.

As a high-income group, artists would not take this to heart in the past, but they cannot use their own money, and they should save as much money as possible.

Zuoyou frowned, "What should I do then?"

"If I knew earlier, I should have bought some at the foot of the mountain."

Wang Shuang's agent is a round-faced, petite girl, she said, "Even if you buy it, it's not convenient to bring."

Everything was heavy, and they were exhausted when they climbed the mountain.

Then there are two problems. Either pay a high price to buy food here, or go down the mountain hungry.

You Qiuqiu looked at the man beside him and gestured to him with his eyes.

How to choose

Sheng Shiyun did not choose.

He took out two packs of firm hamburgers from his carry-on bag, and handed Yu Qiuqiu a bottle of mineral water.

The program team was mad, but they still did not control everyone in terms of drinking water. After all, the consequences of dehydration are still serious, especially when they check in at the attractions, they need to consume physical strength and water.

The hamburgers are made together when Sheng Shiyun is making breakfast in the morning. The hamburgers are not difficult to swallow when they are cold. After opening, the salad dressing is fragrant with the fried luncheon meat.

You Qiuqiu was shocked, "Mr. Sheng, are you Doraemon?!"

You can come up with something useful anytime, anywhere.

Sheng Shiyun, "... Let's eat." Of course he wasn't Doraemon, but he checked the guide ahead of time and found that it would take a long time to climb a mountain for this scenic spot.

And the food at the scenic spots is more expensive, which is also common sense.

The rest did not expect that You Qiuqiu's agent was already prepared, and this was the only group that was prepared.

Agent Zuoyou, who told Sheng Shiyun that it was not worth making breakfast by himself, finally knew what Sheng Shiyun's plan was.

It's certainly not cost-effective to make a breakfast, but what if lunch is included

That's a great deal!

The agents of the other artists have recovered quickly and brought cooking back to the plan.

However, Sheng Shiyun was holding all kinds of things, and he was the most stable one when going up the mountain.

The rest of the groups didn't have anything to eat. Wang Shuang and Yi Xiang's group chose to buy it even if the attractions were expensive. Zuoyou and his manager were both men, and they discussed to endure hunger and go down the mountain to eat.

It can be seen from the expressions of the two groups of female artists and their managers that the food in the scenic spot is indeed not good, but everyone still finished eating.

The next two days are boring scenic spots, and scenic spots.

In fact, tourism should be very happy according to reason. You Qiuqiu originally thought that even if he traveled with the boss, the tourism itself and the scenery itself were not wrong.

However, the program team gave too little money, and the tickets for the scenic spot could not be entered by selling cute faces. Everyone was a little exhausted after two days.

Every time Yu Qiuqiu wanted to be lazy, he turned his head and looked at the eyes under the lens.

Mr. Sheng's gaze is locking you in.

You Qiuqiu immediately recovered, she explained, "I'm really not being lazy. Do you think I'm being lazy? Actually, I just squat down and tie my shoelaces."

Sheng Shiyun: You see if I believe you or not.

In the end, he didn't dismantle Yu Qiuqiu, but just said, "Let's go." He reached out and grabbed Yu Qiuqiu's arm through his clothes.

You Qiuqiu is just a waste ball, and her strength is almost gone.

The attractions to be visited are very compact, and if you waste too much time, you may not be able to complete them.

This trip is really hard. In Yu Qiuqiu's view, "Leisure Time" is a paradise compared to this.

The only thing that made You Qiuqiu feel comforted was that Sheng would conjure up snacks and stuff them into her like magic, adding a little color to this boring attraction.

Two days passed after everyone complained and shouted, and on the third day, they would go to a water town next to this place. When they thought that changing venues was still the same model, the director of the program team came up with a new way of playing.

The show crew loves to do things, and they really love to do things.

From the first day they just got off the plane, they didn't even arrange a car to go to the homestay, and they even broke the circuit at night, leaving everyone in darkness and chaos, and the show team's urgency has already been shown.

This time is no exception, they did not take the lead in explaining, but—

"All artists, please come out of the team."

The director of the program group gathered all four groups of guests. They had just arrived at a lake with amusement equipment on it.

You Qiuqiu, Zuoyou, Wang Shuang, and Yi Xiang came out, everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and I don't know what medicine the show team bought in Guanzi.

The director of the program group meant to let the four entertainers experience the amusement equipment on the lake and try to pass as fast as possible.

There are colorful floats on the lake, inflated ones that people can walk on, and some children were playing on it just now.

The experience project was also relatively common in the two days. All four people did not suspect him and put on life jackets to prevent falling into the water.

Yi Xiang is the first one. She was born in gymnastics and has a good sense of balance, so she walked steadily and quickly.

Wang Shuang was in second place, because there was Yi Xiang in front, Wang Shuang's performance was even worse, she was a little timid, she looked like she could collapse when the wind blew, and finally finished the game tremblingly.

The next one is Yuqiuqiu.

Yu Qiuqiu looked to the side of the man.

Mr. Sheng, do you want to say something

Sheng Shiyun instructed You Qiuqiu, "Pay attention to safety."

The social animal and the boss complete the false greetings in the workplace.

You Qiuqiu felt that it was a good one, she would try her best to do it well with the money, and she was someone who had experienced special forces projects, so she left one for Sheng Shiyun—

Boss, just look at the good eyes.

With a command, You Qiuqiu rushed out. She was not as fast as Yi Xiang, but in general every step was steady and she moved forward at a constant speed.

Judging from this speed, Yu Qiuqiu should be the one with the second least time among the four.

Zuoyou looked at the flexible You Qiuqiu, and felt that he was probably not much better than Wang Shuang when he went up, and he had to humiliate himself.

Then Yuqiu slipped his feet and rolled into the lake.

The artists are experiencing the project, and the agents are resting on the side, but Sheng Shiyun has always been paying attention to the situation on You Qiuqiu. He was also the first among the group to discover that You Qiuqiu fell into the lake. The brain had already reacted, Sheng Shiyun stood up instantly, and the man had already run several steps in the direction of the lake.

Zuoyou's agent stopped Sheng Shiyun.

Agent Zuoyou squinted at the lake, "It's okay."

Originally, Yuqiu's foot slipped into the lake, but Zuoyou's agent was also shocked when he saw it.

But soon, Yu Qiuqiu appeared on the lake.

She was wearing a life jacket and floated.

In fact, not only the life jackets, but also several special lifeguards next to them, just waiting for someone to accidentally fall in, so they can be picked up in time.

So there is no danger.

Sheng Shiyun was pulled, he also knew that this was just a small incident, it was normal, and the program flow had to continue, but he still frowned and stared in the direction of You Qiuqiu.

When Yu Qiuqiu fell into the lake, there was only one thought in his head.

Oops, embarrassing.

The front foot also wanted to put a 13, and the back foot was slapped in the face.

You Qiuqiu quickly adjusted his drowning posture and tried to pretend that nothing happened, so the director of the program group, who was still a little worried, aimed at You Qiuqiu's smiling face through the camera.

Program Director:

Look how happy she is laughing.

You Qiuqiu: This is an accident.

Then he supported the float with his hands and wanted to return to the facility in a more handsome posture.

puff.

What a big splash.

Landing failed.

You Qiuqiu doesn't believe in evil, try again.

Still not up.

Ups and downs on the lake, with orange life jackets, are like mango dumplings that are restless in the pot.

In the end, Yu Qiuqiu didn't ask the lifeguards for help. She chose a different strategy and swam ashore in a dog-planing posture.

Not to mention, it swims pretty fast.

You Qiuqiu came up smoothly, and Sheng Shiyun, who had been waiting on the shore for a long time, surrounded her with a large dry towel.

He just asked for it from the staff next to him.

Program director: Although You Qiuqiu worked very hard, unfortunately, he failed. He must continue to come.

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

In the end, You Qiuqiu changed his clothes and did it all over again. The previous time was also added.

After such a tossing, You Qiuqiu was also third, with Wang Shuang at the bottom.

Only at this time did the director of the program team unravel the real purpose of this competition.

Through the results of this competition, artists can choose the agent they want to cooperate with, which can be their own or someone else's. The agent has no right to refuse, and will follow the new agent to continue to check in in another city. Funds will also be redistributed.

All messed up again.

Some are happy and some are sad.

You Qiuqiu has changed into new clothes and dried her hair, she said to Sheng Shiyun after hearing the rules.

"Don't worry, no one chooses you, I will choose you."

You Qiuqiu said this with great determination, and she felt that she was still very loyal.

After all, she is her boss, and Mr. Sheng is also very good. You Qiuqiu thinks that he still has to give Mr. Sheng this face. With such a good face, Mr. Sheng can't let him fail.

In Yu Qiuqiu's view, no one should choose Mr. Sheng.

Election Sheng, is this one less person preaching

The other three groups of managers seem to be quite comfortable in the way they get along with the artists.

Wang Shuang's agent is a young girl, very lively; Yi Xiang's agent is a big man who speaks very interestingly; even Zuoyou's agent is a very kind and pragmatic type.

You Qiuqiu felt that the third choice of Mr. Sheng was more than enough, and Mr. Sheng must be the one left. She would get to the bottom of it first, and she would definitely choose him. Don't hurt his self-esteem and touch his head.

You Qiuqiu: Although you are a real dog, I am a real person with a good heart.

Sheng Shiyun, "Thank you."

In places not captured by the camera, the corners of the man's mouth raised slightly, and it was fleeting.

However, the result made You Qiuqiu dumbfounded.

In the selection of the agent, the other three artists chose Sheng Shiyun.

He is the most popular agent in the game.

You Qiuqiu: The reason

The director was also happy, in fact, it was similar to what he expected, but he didn't expect Sheng Shiyun to be so popular, and all the artists chose him.

The agents next to him also seemed to be hit.

Is he (she) bad? !

Zuoyou, "She is a good man when she repairs the circuit, I like it!" She gestured towards Sheng Shiyun as a refill.

She is tall and big, and she is called her husband's idol by little fans all day long. There is a different kind of shyness when you say this.

Actor Wang Shuang, who is like a little flower in the wind, "actually Qiqi is also very good, but I want to try a more planning agent like Sheng Shiyun, what it is like to get along."

Yi Xiang is the most concise.

"I want to be strong."

Blinking at Sheng Shiyun, secretly sending autumn waves.

Yi Xiang took the shortest time and was the first. Sheng Shiyun also became her temporary agent and formed a team with her. The rest of the team also formed teams. You Qiuqiu's team went to Wang Shuang's agent, the lively girl.

When they parted, everyone still talked to their original agent for a while as usual.

You Qiuqiu and Sheng Shiyun also stood face to face, just like the rest of the group.

A gust of wind blows.

Neither of them spoke.

You Qiuqiu didn't expect that Mr. Sheng was unexpectedly popular and was elected away. For a while, he didn't know what to say.

Sheng Shiyun opened his mouth first. He looked at You Qiuqiu in front of him and told him, "Don't think too much, just follow the new agent and do it well."

"Just be a real broker."

"if… "

He thought about it and added.

"If you really have trouble, find me at the first time, we are still in a show." According to the arrangement of the show team, when you arrive in a new city later, you will also live in a homestay, and you will also check in at the attractions together.

"Did you hear that?"

In fact, what the director meant was that after changing the manager, the previous manager could no longer manage the original artist, but the rules were dead and people were alive.

Yu Qiuqiu nodded, "Got it."

"Then I'm over."

She pointed in the direction of Wang Shuang, there was her new agent there.

Sheng Shiyun nodded, "Go."

Sheng Shiyun found that even if You Qiuqiu walked over there, he turned back three times, like a young bird that just flew out of the nest, which made him feel a little softer and waved at her again.

Program group rules, no way.

You Qiuqiu: It's so tiring to turn your head, why is Mr. Sheng still staring at her? It's not polite if she doesn't turn her head. _(:3∠)_

Mr. Sheng looks like a dad who sends his children to school.

Sheng Shiyun has already stood with Yi Xiang, the new artist to be brought. Yi Xiang talks a lot and has many questions. Sheng Shiyun responded one after another. ball.

Can she get along with the new agent

Sheng Shiyun analyzed that You Qiuqiu is lazy, so getting along shouldn't be a problem, but he has a slow and warm personality, and he turned back frequently just now, which really made him a little worried, worried that she would not be able to adapt to it.

So Sheng Shiyun answered Yi Xiang's words perfunctorily, while using the corner of his eyes to capture the figure of You Qiuqiu.

caught.

You Qiuqiu and her new agent held hands, chatting and laughing.

Sheng Shiyun stroked the frame of his glasses.

It seemed that he thought too much. Not only did You Qiuqiu not get used to it, but she also adapted very well.

He should be happy.

Yi Xiang, who used to talk a lot, closed her mouth. She wondered, did she say the wrong thing

Not at all.

But why does the handsome man in front of him seem to be in a bad mood.

The group went to a small town near the city according to the director's arrangement.

Water is everywhere, bridges are everywhere, the air is humid, and most of them are old people, children, and foreign tourists.

You Qiuqiu's new agent is called Qiqi. She is petite and lively, which reminds You Qiuqiu of Jiang Tao.

This time, because of Sheng Shiyun, Jiang Tao didn't come here. It was a holiday for her, so she could accompany her family at home.

You Qiuqiu felt that it would be good to change the agent.

In the early morning of the first day, before five o'clock, You Qiuqiu was woken up by Qiqi.

"Qiuqiu, get up soon." Kiki was knocking outside the door.

Except for certain periods, You Qiuqiu rarely wakes up so early. The program group records at eight o'clock in the morning, and You Qiuqiu usually wakes up at 7:30, washes up a little, then goes down to eat the breakfast prepared by Mr. Sheng. There is still plenty of time.

When You Qiuqiu opened her eyes, she felt that the horizon was only bright. She couldn't open her eyes, it was almost a gap, she tried to see the world through the gap, but Yu Qiuqiu still staggered and got up from the bed. , with frizzy hair to open the door.

"Did something happen?"

You Qiuqiu thought that Kiki called her because the program team was going to make a new trick.

Kiki, "I have nothing to do, I asked you to get up and practice."

Yuqiuqiu:

Practicing... what kind of gong

Yoga, running, and stretching.

In the next time, You Qiuqiu experienced the full set for himself.

In Qiqi's words, "Wang Shuang comes here every morning. Don't you know the basic operation of an actress?"

"Didn't your agent urge you to do morning exercises every day?"

She was also surprised that You Qiuqiu was not familiar with this set.

Yuqiuqiu:

not at all.

She didn't even know there was such a basic operation.

Is it really crazy to get up in the morning to do yoga and run

Compared with Qiqi, Mr. Sheng, who had been pressing her to the gym all day before, had become an angel.

the most important is! Qiqi, such a petite and cute girl, why does it hurt so much when she helps people stretch!

After completing this set, You Qiuqiu has completely ascended to heaven. She is not You Qiuqiu now, and what appears to everyone is just an empty shell.

As a result, You Qiuqiu didn't even taste the breakfast that Kiki bought.

Gigi wants to take away the bun in front of You Qiuqiu.

Yuqiuqiu:

Drag the plate back by hand.

She still has to eat.

If you can't taste it, you have to eat it.

Qiqi, "But Wang Shuang only eats one bun every morning."

You Qiuqiu looked at the xiao long bao in front of him, and fell into deep thought.

a bun.

Did Wang Shuang survive by drinking Xianlu

But she can't, she is very hungry and needs to be full.

Qiqi was stunned by You Qiuqiu's strong appetite, and hesitated for a while, but didn't say anything else, You Qiuqiu finished eating the buns with the same taste.

Originally, it was very tiring to go to the scenic spot to check in, and I had to practice in the morning. You Qiuqiu felt that the fatigue level this morning was the sum of the previous two days.

You Qiuqiu asked Wang Shuang, "Are there any snacks?"

Kiki, "We may not even have enough money for meals, how can we have snacks." Snacks have always been non-existent.

You Qiuqiu is at a loss, and the meal money is not enough

But she didn't seem to be so embarrassed when she saw Wang Shuang and Qiqi before.

Qiqi gave an explanation. She made the account specially. Before, she and Wang Shuang were just enough, but it was based on Wang Shuang eating very little.

Qiqi was also a little helpless, "Your appetite is about eight Wangshuang."

You Qiuqiu also understood that the snacks she thought each team would have, were actually limited to Master Sheng's cards.

Before eating and drinking with Mr. Sheng You Qiuqiu was very nourishing, but now on the first day with Qiqi, the two of them are worried about whether they will be able to eat enough in the future.

At noon, everyone went to the supermarket to buy things together. Since it was too expensive to order takeaways, now they basically copied Sheng Shiyun's route. Those who can cook try to buy some ingredients, and those who can't cook also buy some fast food products.

"I want to buy an ice cream, do you want it?"

Yi Xiang pointed to the freezer and invited a tall man not far away.

She had seen the schedule given by Sheng Shiyun, and she had enough money to buy snacks.

Sheng Shiyun looked at You Qiuqiu, who stared at the candy for a while, and finally left with Qiqi. He shook his head.

"I don't buy ice cream, I buy something else."

Their money is grouped together, and two people are equal to half for half.

Yi Xiang shrugged his shoulders and made an ok gesture.

After the lunch break, after a simple rest, everyone still has to continue to embark on the journey of punching cards.

At this time, everyone was rather lazy, and there were not many cameras when they just woke up.

You Qiuqiu rubbed his eyes and met Sheng Shiyun in the corridor.

"Mr. Sheng."

"Yeah." The man replied.

The two passed by, Sheng Shiyun stopped, and he raised his eyebrows condescendingly, "Don't wipe your eyes with your hands, it will get infected."

Yu Qiuqiu, "...Okay."

She felt that something was suddenly stuck in her hand, and before Yu Qiuqiu could say anything, Sheng Shiyun walked away.

You Qiuqiu opened his palm blankly, and in his palm lay a tube of milk-flavored candy.

It was the one she wanted to eat at the supermarket.

It was also written in black gel pen: Brush your teeth after eating.