I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 78: No, it's koi today

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Sheng Shiyun admitted that when he saw You Qiuqiu appearing downstairs and the message she sent saying that he was going to be chosen, he was really excited, but when he sent the message, the excitement disappeared.

He had some regrets, and regrets that he probably shouldn't have said that.

After all... According to You Qiuqiu's lazy character, he said so casually, she might take it so seriously, and it just so happened that she didn't have to compete anymore, maybe she was happy.

Sheng Shiyun, "…"

However, staring at the message that was sent out, Sheng Shiyun felt that it was inappropriate to withdraw, as if he was eager to return it.

So Sheng Shiyun put down the phone and sulked in the room by himself.

Although You Qiuqiu shouted, let's go with Kiki like this, it's not like I've ever had it with anyone, but before the game of re-selecting an agent, Yu Qiuqiu still said that she would choose her previous agent back.

That is, Mr. Sheng.

Then the program team talked about the challenges that the first re-election agent needs to go through.

Tongue twister.

Everyone was surprised to hear this.

Is it that simple

Only Yu Qiuqiu: … sad. _(:3∠)_

This is embarrassing her fat tiger.

Sheng Shiyun also pursed his lips. He thought about the fact that You Qiuqiu went to the audition before, because there was no difference between ten and four, so he entered the wrong room directly.

The more afraid of something, the more it will come. You Qiuqiu also drew a tongue twister with a lot of ten and four. You Qiuqiu has black lines all over his head. Is this specifically to tease her

However, she still bite the bullet and read the tongue twister, and when she got to the back, the whole audience stopped her work, just listening to You Qiuqiu's accent and laughing wildly.

God, why did she read so hard and awkwardly? Is it so difficult

You Qiuqiu: It's so difficult, most people don't understand her sadness.

It was the first time to re-select an agent, and You Qiuqiu was unfavorable.

For the second time to re-select an agent, You Qiuqiu still pointed at Sheng Shiyun.

This time, a different way of playing was changed. The program team gave each person ten dollars and asked them to use ten dollars to create wealth. The person who created the most wealth can be the first to choose the agent they want to exchange.

make money.

You Qiuqiu said that she is good at this.

Making rock candied haws, fried skewers, which is not a weapon for her to make a fortune, look at Mr. Sheng, there will be no problem this time.

You Qiuqiu asked for help from the person next to him, "Can you do me a favor?"

You Qiuqiu has a good temper and doesn't have much trouble. The staff of the show team like this well-spoken and down-to-earth female artist all these days, so when You Qiuqiu asked for help, they quickly agreed.

"What needs to be done, I will help you."

Sheng Shiyun also walked beside You Qiuqiu.

You Qiuqiu, "Help me move the gas to the homestay."

Also take the pot.

Otherwise, there is no way to make rock sugar gourd fried skewers.

That is, the start-up capital of ten dollars is too low.

Program staff: ? ?

You Qiuqiu's plan to make candied haws and fried skewers didn't come to fruition, because the director of the show refused to let him take away all the gas, which is too outrageous!

You Qiuqiu: But before in "Leisure Time", she took the gas and the pot with her.

Of course, this kind of remark is similar to raising a bar, and You Qiuqiu didn't say it.

It's just that she looked at the ten dollars in her hand and fell into contemplation.

Ten dollars, if you want to make money without letting her fry skewers, then you can only...

Yu Qiuqiu thought of buying a lottery ticket.

Then when she was walking towards the place where she bought the lottery ticket with the money, she saw Zou coming out of the lottery shop in a daze.

Just by looking at Zuoyou's expression, You Qiuqiu already knew.

blood loss.

So You Qiuqiu stopped moving forward, and took out what he had advised his teammate Fang Shubai to say before. He spoke earnestly, "The gambler's psychology is bad, and the money is gone."

Zuoyou's guilty face: He recognized the mistake!

Watching the young and beautiful female artist online advising with the camera of You Qiuqiu, I suddenly remembered that You Qiuqiu had made this kind of promotional video before.

At the same time, he thought of another question.

Yu Qiuqiu... What were you doing here just now

Is she going to buy a lottery ticket too

You Qiuqiu felt that the camera was looking at her suspiciously, she made a disapproving expression and denied Sanlian.

I don't, it's not, don't talk nonsense.

No matter whether it is fried intestines or buying lottery tickets, You Qiuqiu still found his way to make money.

She saw that there was a wholesale mobile phone film, which was very cheap, and finally planned to make a fortune relying on the film.

You Qiuqiu wholesaled cell phone film, and when she saw Sheng Shiyun, she quietly approached the man.

"Mr. Sheng, I'll put up a film to redeem you."

Sheng Shiyun, "... I thank you."

The rest of the people didn't think that what the hell was in the head of You Qiuqiu, they could think of the film.

Is this the way a female artist should make money

But soon they remembered that You Qiuqiu used to fry skewers and sell candied haws, and she was not a very female artist, nor was she a very female artist when she opened her mouth to sleep.

She obviously has a face that can eat, but she has to rely on her sand sculpture to win.

You Qiuqiu bought the equipment needed for the film, and the price given by the wholesaler was very cheap. You Qiuqiu thought about going out to film before and felt cheated. It was so cheap, so she would come by herself in the future.

The staff of the program team asked You Qiuqiu, "Then will you post it?"

Yu Qiuqiu, "Should I do?" Very confident.

Haven't eaten pork, haven't seen a pig run yet

She really hasn't seen the pig run, but she has seen countless scenes of mobile phone stickers.

Simple.

You Qiuqiu also made an on-site visit, that is, squatting on the side of the road, secretly observing the professional stickers.

After squatting for a while until her feet became numb, You Qiuqiu took her props, her confidence, and went to film under the overpass.

The price that You Qiuqiu gave was very suitable. She took a look at it and took a 20% discount. For a novice, a cheaper price would have an advantage.

She also quickly welcomed her own customers.

The cameraman pointed the camera at the self-confident female artist You Qiuqiu, and then watched You Qiuqiu operate fiercely.

"Hey?"

"How did you post this? It made me blister."

Customers point to their phone screens and utter blankly.

It is true that the blister was posted, and the novice Yuqiuqiu was also a little panicked, but he still appeased the customer as soon as possible.

It doesn't matter, let her try again, isn't it just a bubble, she can settle it.

Then the camera accurately captured that Yu Qiuqiu not only did not level the bubble, but created more and more bubbles, and the mobile phone screen became the surface of the moon.

Yuqiuqiu:

You Qiuqiu's brain told her that she had learned, and her hand told her that she had not learned.

The cameraman almost laughed out loud, mainly because You Qiuqiu was too confident in front of him, and then was hanged by the cruel reality. The contrast is not too big.

You Qiuqiu repeatedly lost, someone took the film off and put it on again.

The effect is still not very good.

When the deadline was approaching, the person who made the most was Wang Shuang, plus the principal of 20 yuan, and the person with the least was Yu Qiuqiu, who lost ten yuan.

Make money and earn a negative number.

The rest of the people were also shocked, how did they do it

The camera that followed Yu Qiuqiu said that he would know this question.

After he thought that Yuqiuqiu would stick more and more times and his skills would steadily increase, he found out that he didn't.

In the end, some customers accused You Qiuqiu of not sticking the film as well as before. Instead of giving her eight yuan, she was defrauded of ten yuan.

This money was still taken out by the show team. After all, You Qiuqiu really has nothing left, not a drop left.

In fact, as one of the onlookers, the cameraman felt that although Yu Qiuqiu was not perfect after it was pasted, the customer said that it was not as good as before, and it was better after being pasted to the naked eye.

However, as a service industry, You Qiuqiu really didn't do a good job, and could only be countered in vain.

You Qiuqiu finally stopped in time, otherwise she might lose everything.

And when You Qiuqiu heard that she could choose Mr. Sheng from the distance, she would have at least 20 yuan, that is, when she was still short of 30 yuan, she went to the program team to borrow money.

Yes, borrow money.

You Qiuqiu discussed with the program team: Are you here? Lend me thirty dollars.

The director of the program group could not laugh or cry, but You Qiuqiu actually borrowed money from him.

What kind of little genius is she, she would have such an idea.

Yu Qiuqiu, "I owe ten dollars anyway." It was this debt that opened up Yu Qiuqiu's new thinking.

If you have more debts, you will be indifferent. Ten yuan is also borrowed, and thirty yuan is also borrowed. If you have more lice, you are not afraid of biting.

Program director: No loan.

You Qiuqiu: … stingy.

When she saw someone filming her, she went over and asked tentatively, "Do you know me?"

The passers-by didn't expect You Qiuqiu to run over, but they still answered and called out You Qiuqiu's name.

You Qiuqiu was a little bit confused. Although she was a little ashamed, she still said, "I'm filming a show now." She pointed to the cameraman.

Then he said, "Can you lend me 30 yuan, leave me a contact information, and give you 300 when it's over."

ten times the price.

With the program group You Qiuqiu only intends to pay back the corresponding money, but for amateurs, You Qiuqiu still thinks it is more appropriate to give more money.

You Qiuqiu is arrogant, the opening is ten times the price, but in fact his heart is bleeding.

Mr. Sheng, did you see that she paid so much for him.

Cameraman: Is this all right? !

You Qiuqiu really always surprises people.

However, the cameraman felt that the passers-by in front of him should be very happy. After all, if you give it a try, you can change from 30 to 300, and you can still have the contact information of the artist.

However, passers-by sneered, showing an expression like you were doing this.

"I originally thought you looked like You Qiuqiu, but now I know that you are a fake."

"Just like you, I'm still the reincarnation of the emperor!"

Yuqiuqiu: ? Although... she is really yucky.

Passers-by, "Can an artist get 30 yuan and can't get it?"

"I do not believe."

"The liars have become more savvy now, and they also commit crimes in gangs, a whole set."

He pointed to the camera in the cameraman's hand, "This is also fake."

"fraud."

The cameraman was beaten as an accomplice of You Qiuqiu, and was regarded as a liar together, and passers-by even attacked the director who came by.

"That person even has the face of a liar."

director:?

No, brother, why are you still attacking yourself

Originally, he noticed that something funny was happening on You Qiuqiu's side, and he planned to come over and take a look at the misfortune. Who knew that he was also involved in this dispute.

And won the seal of [with a liar face].

Program Director: "… "

You Qiuqiu was also in a mess, but seeing that the director of the program team was even worse, she felt a little better, and watched passers-by leave, and You Qiuqiu cleared her throat towards the camera.

"This citizen has a high awareness of fraud prevention."

After successive failures, You Qiuqiu was successfully exchanged to Sheng Shiyun.

Because in the last exchange, Yu Qiuqiu shined and became the best in the game.

The last time was to blow up the balloons.

Blowing balloons requires lung capacity. According to the program team, Zuoyou should have the upper hand this round. After all, he is a big man, and he looks like a man who often works out.

But the fact is unexpected, You Qiuqiu looks ordinary, but when he picks up the balloon, he puffs out his cheeks and bangs, and it fills up several in an instant.

Zoe just finished blowing one.

"Qiuqiu, are you an iron lung?"

"This is too good to blow!"

You Qiuqiu didn't expect it, but she played the suona well before. Maybe she has a good lung capacity

You Qiuqiu thanked Zuoyou, which is usually blowing, and then continued to pick up a balloon with a cow printed on it.

Hu-hu-hu-

As she exhales, the balloon gets bigger and bigger.

When Yu Qiuqiu was about to tie the balloon, he didn't hold it for a while, and the balloon flew out.

Soar to the sky.

You Qiuqiu was sprayed on his face by the air in the balloon, and he still maintained the posture of holding the balloon.

Everyone over there was looking at the balloons that were flying higher and higher, and Zuoyou said, "Ballball, you're bragging, it's heaven."

You Qiuqiu: Karma

Really. The cow (balloon) blows into the sky.

Everyone laughed together, and some people even secretly wiped their tears and laughed.

In fact, Sheng Shiyun didn't get the joke, he saw You Qiuqiu blowing balloons with his cheeks puffed up.

Zuoyou's agent was beside Sheng Shiyun, a little embarrassed.

"I didn't expect your artist to have such deep feelings for you. It's very hard. Look at my family..." He kept shaking his head.

Zuoyou's agent originally wanted to have a business tout with Sheng Shiyun. In the past few days, Zuoyou's agent felt more and more that You Qiuqiu's agent and boss was very good, well-planned, stable, and emotionally intelligent. high.

However, this time Sheng Shiyun didn't tout him commercially, but smiled, "Yeah."

Zuoyou's agent stared at the young talents beside him, is he gone

Don't say anything

Sheng Shiyun didn't say anything, he focused on the phrase "your artist actually has such deep feelings for you".

You Qiuqiu won the first place without a doubt. She is the one who can blow (balloons) best among the four!

Although it sounds strange, it is all details, not important.

There have also been broker exchanges before, but no successful exchanges have appeared. It's not that the artist has not received the first choice, but that the broker did not choose the other party, just a single arrow and missed it.

You Qiuqiu completed the conditions that she could choose. The single arrow pointed to Sheng Shiyun. She was a little uneasy, and she didn't know whether Sheng would also arrow to her.

After all, she asked Mr. Sheng and got an ambiguous answer.

The director of the program team came out and announced, "You Qiuqiu can come forward to meet your agent."

"Successful exchange!"

Double arrows representing two people.

In fact, as the director of God Vision's program group, he has always known the choices of all agents. Among them, Sheng Shiyun's side is the most determined, choosing You Qiuqiu three times.

Both are double arrows three times.

There is no high-intensity classic punch card today. As an agent, I just drink tea and be a mascot, watching the performance of the artists, so Sheng Shiyun changed back to formal clothes.

Two people, one here and one over there.

The beautiful female artist walks towards her handsome and tall manager, like a knight who overcomes all obstacles and finally welcomes her... princess!

Yi Xiang whispered: What idol drama is this

Sheng Shiyun teamed up with You Qiuqiu again, Yi Xiang didn't feel much, if he might have had some ideas about Sheng Shiyun at first.

But after these two days, she was tired.

In order to show his charm, Yi Xiang has been saying "I can!" for the past two days, but the other party is "he can't", just like the unmoved monk.

You Qiuqiu moved closer and closer to Sheng Shiyun.

"Mr. Sheng."

She called out Sheng Shiyun.

His voice was vibrato because he was in a hurry.

Sheng Shiyun tried to calm himself down as much as possible, but if he could control his emotions, he would not be a human being, but a god.

Fortunately, what he showed to the rest was normal.

When the two of them blended together, Sheng Shiyun wanted to stop You Qiuqiu, but suddenly he had a timid idea of escaping.

And it's still recording now, which is inappropriate.

Yu Qiuqiu spoke in front of him again.

She brightened her eyes and said, "Mr. Sheng, do you think my performance is okay?"

"Then I want a promotion..." A raise.

The rest of the words were not spoken, because Yu Qiuqiu's mouth was covered.

Yu Qiuqiu, whose mouth was covered:

Who, who made her close the wheat!

Looking over the hand covering her mouth, it was Mr. Sheng.

Sheng Shiyun was expressionless, he said to Youqiu fairway, "No, you don't want to."

You Qiuqiu: No, she thought.

Sheng Shiyun, "Then think about it."

A director waiting for a heartfelt conversation.

Listen, what the hell did he hear.

Can this couple of artist and manager be a little more normal and take their time, okay

The front is so well laid out, why did it collapse in an instant.

The director of the program group knows the source of everything that broke down—

Yu ball.

Sheng Shiyun on You Qiuqiu's side had already put her hands down, and she knew that there was no hope of a salary increase, so You Qiuqiu took the next step and said the rest of her thoughts.

"Mr. Sheng, I want to eat pasta with more meat sauce. It's hard work."

She finally got Mr. Sheng back, but she didn't have the pasta she was thinking about.

Sheng Shiyun, "…"

He doesn't want to talk.

Make him a chef

Does the feeling say she is just for stuttering

You Qiuqiu is not only for stuttering, she stutters for many mouthfuls... and small snacks.

Sheng Shiyun looked forward, he was fine now.

The palms are itchy and wet.

Just now, he subconsciously covered Yu Qiuqiu's mouth, and the lip print was printed on it. The slight itching was where the lip print fell.

You Qiuqiu's voice sounded, "Mr. Sheng, why are your ears red?" It was really red, like a ripe cherry.

Sheng Shiyun, "... I'm angry with you."

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

Not so much.

But the man's expression was too serious, and You Qiuqiu finally came to the conclusion that Mr. Sheng is really a serious man, and he is too easy to get angry.

Is it okay at this age now, accumulated anger for many years, can't you get sick from anger

You Qiuqiu seemed to have seen the gray-haired, bedridden President Sheng.

"… "

On the way back, Sheng Shiyun returned to normal again, just a little more businesslike.

You Qiuqiu actually felt a little strange. When she walked towards Mr. Sheng, she seemed to feel something. At that time, she said the most direct wish subconsciously.

can you

Yu Qiuqiu tentatively asked the man next to him.

"Mr. Sheng, tell me quietly, what exactly did you wish under the wishing tree?"

Sheng Shiyun turned his face sideways, "Want to know?"

Yu Qiuqiu nodded.

The other party, "Then I can't tell you."

You Qiuqiu: There is a sentence mmp, I don't know if it should be said or not.

With this attitude, she must have thought too much.

After the recording of "My Agent", Jiang Tao took a week's leave and went to the airport to pick up Sheng Shiyun and Qiuqiu with nothing else to do.

She thought that the two of them should be able to play pretty well, and they might talk and laugh (?) and then saw the boss and social animal who respected each other like ice.

Today is also a precarious workplace relationship.

You Qiuqiu felt that he performed very well, and Mr. Sheng was also well-rounded in all aspects, but he was too good at putting on airs and too cold.

Just let him say a wish, he doesn't want to say, is she so curious

She was just a little curious, and after the show aired, she didn't know it.

What's the point of being sullen and arrogant.

Sheng Shiyun didn't know that he was marked as arrogant and arrogant on You Qiuqiu's side. On the way back, there was no camera, and Sheng Shiyun switched back to office mode.

"Have you finished the script, which one do you want to watch?"

You Qiuqiu, who was sitting in the back row with Jiang Tao, said, "Mr. Sheng, watch the road." Please don't chat while driving to distract your attention.

Sheng Shiyun was educated by You Qiuqiu.

But this is what it should be, so the group returned to the company.

Before Sheng Shiyun gave You Qiuqiu several scripts, You Qiuqiu has recently taken the time to browse through them in general. Mr. Sheng's vision is very good. These scripts have their own characteristics, and they are not entangled in the heroine. There are also some lovable supporting roles.

You Qiuqiu said to Sheng Shiyun, "I want to pick up this "Happy Chef"."

Sheng Shiyun nodded, he was actually optimistic about this.

"Happy Cooking Girl" is a light comedy. The heroine married into Houmen and conquered the whole family with her cooking skills. It can be called the tip of the tongue in the ancient version.

You Qiuqiu's role is not a heroine, but a female supporting role with a lot of roles, the favorite concubine of Hou Ye's father.

Sheng Shiyun raised his head, his eyes under the lens were sharp, looking at You Qiuqiu.

"Tell me, do you want to take on this role, is it because this character is either lying or sitting all day, chatting, drinking water and eating melon seeds when he has nothing to do?"

Is she greedy for the characters in it that don't need to move, or is she greedy for the seeds inside

Invite from the real.

Other artists may not pay attention at all, and Sheng Shiyun thinks that You Qiuqiu may focus on these two points.