I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 79: No, it's koi today

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Facing the man's questioning, You Qiuqiu shook his head firmly.

How could Mr. Sheng look at her like this? She is an actor who has carefully selected the script, so she is not greedy and greedy for melon seeds.

Sheng Shiyun didn't speak, but he used his eyes to tell You Qiuqiu, and he remained skeptical.

But no matter what, the boss and the social animal still reached an agreement on the selection of the script.

Sheng Shiyun felt that the script of "Happy Cooking Girl" was well written, and the whole style was very cheerful. I dared not speak about the fire, but as long as the director didn't do it and the actors didn't collapse as a whole, it could basically be a small explosion.

And You Qiuqiu, the concubine of the old man, is full of emotions, and the character is also pleasing. He can always speak to the point. From the heroine's first marriage to the palace, she still holds the posture of an elder like the rest, elegant and dignified, But since eating the food made by the heroine, she has directly transformed into a rubbing team.

Going to the heroine's place all day to report on the meal time, for various reasons, just for the meal, and even prepared dishes and chopsticks, which once made the rest of the aunts afraid and didn't know what she planned, and the old man Hou Ye doubted himself even more Put on a green hat by my son...

After it was finalized, Sheng Shiyun went to contact the crew of "Happy Chef". Three days later, You Qiuqiu was called by the crew to take a makeup photo, and the role was finalized.

The costumes of "Happy Chef" are still relatively online. As the favorite concubine of Hou Ye's father, the clothes that You Qiuqiu got are not bad.

She shot a total of two sets.

One set is formal and cumbersome, and the other is purple.

In terms of the camera that takes makeup photos, You Qiuqiu is very expressive, and the effect of the photos is not wrong.

While You Qiuqiu was wearing a costume, she also asked Jiang Tao to take a few pictures for her.

Since she was kicked out of the group, she couldn't use the id of "Weiaiqiuqiu" to send photos to the group, but the stars in the group still wanted to see more photos of You Qiuqiu, so Xiaowei often came over to find herself.

Qiuqiu, do you have any new photos today? Send me a copy if you take them.

Yuqiuqiu: …

Can't you let her in? It won't be so troublesome to go in.

But her fans are too principled, You Qiuqiu still can't ask 10,000 times.

"… "

Although Yu Qiuqiu was ruthlessly rejected, he still honestly passed the photo to Xiaowei every time, if not, take a photo now.

The illegitimate artist You Qiuqiu used to be an emotionless ranking machine, but now he is an emotionless selfie machine.

She now has a new look to send them to see.

After You Qiuqiu entered the group, "My Agent" also ushered in the broadcast.

Before the broadcast of "My Agent", a large-scale publicity was carried out. The highlight given by the program team was to show the relationship between the agent and the artist, and to explore the side of their work in private.

Aiming at this theme, it has attracted a lot of audiences.

Of course, there are still many who came for their favorite artists, and then when the figure of You Qiuqiu appeared in the show, before Xingxing reservedly issued a "It's their cute and lovely ball cub", the screen was instantly filled with hahahaha to occupy.

Planet: ? Why are you laughing, is there anything to laugh about now

A barrage came out to explain: there is no laughing point, but I can't help it when I see You Qiuqiu, and it must be funny later, so prepare it in advance.

Ahead-before-prepare-ready-ready.

This barrage expresses the sentiments of most of the audience. After all, everyone has already summed up the routine. As long as there is Yuqiuqiu, the show is absolutely funny, even if this is a show that discusses the relationship between agents and artists, it is no exception. .

really.

As the manager and the artist embark on a trip, things start to move out of control.

When the program crew made a mess and deliberately broke the circuit and wanted to see how the agents handled things, You Qiuqiu had no idea what was going on because she was sleeping.

And when You Qiuqiu knew the power outage, she also put forward her own opinion, she suggested that everyone can go to rest directly, anyway, there is no need for lights to sleep.

At that time, the director collapsed when recording this segment, and the crash was also cut out during the later editing, with bright subtitles written.

[The director has gone crazy].

The barrage is also crazy and laughing crazy.

"What kind of talent is You Qiuqiu? He is completely the nemesis of the program group. Every time he steps on the pain point of the program group accurately."

"There's nothing wrong with it. Really, everyone listened to You Qiuqiu. The director of the program team was very bad. Even in the big night, he broke the wiring. They all went to bed and made the program team dumbfounded!"

The circuit was broken at night, and a group of overworked artist agents had to be repaired. To be honest, the audience also felt that the program team was too ruthless.

However, when the ruthless program team encountered You Qiuqiu, who had a clear and peculiar style, they encountered a tough stubble.

There are still people who are worried that You Qiuqiu is too sleepy, but such a big movement did not wake her up.

You Qiuqiu, I can sleep with a girl.

You Qiuqiu sells melons and calls out that she is a "black-hearted businessman", so she goes to put on a mobile phone film, which is put on the surface of the moon. Goose chirping.

Borrowing money from passers-by is even more soulful.

Passers-by first called out You Qiuqiu's name, and after hearing that You Qiuqiu borrowed money from her, they said she was fake, and the cameraman and the director were also accomplices.

Yu Qiuqiu's dazed expression was magnified infinitely, and only Yu Qiuqiu's face was magnified countless times on the screen.

Official ghosts are the deadliest.

Netizens help with text.

You Qiuqiu: I am not You Qiuqiu, who am I

This episode is probably called-

It's true and false, it's a ball!

For thirty yuan for three hundred, you can also get Yu Qiuqiu's personal contact information. No one knew that this citizen was so vigilant.

"Why didn't I meet it, I am willing to change thirty yuan to three hundred yuan!"

"I can give the ball 30 yuan for free. You don't have to pay me back. Just give me the contact information."

"Hahaha, it's really pitiful to want to give You Qiuqiu 30."

"I don't know if the brother who said that You Qiuqiu is a liar has seen this show, whether he regrets it hhh, and wants to see the feedback."

There are endless sand sculptures. When You Qiuqiu was blowing up the balloon, when he blew the balloon printed with cows into the sky, Zuoyou said, "Qiuqiu, you are bragging, you are in the sky." It just hit everyone's laughter.

"It's bragging, is that how it came? (hands funny)"

"God is so bragging, I will die laughing in this video sooner or later."

"My mother asked me why I was crying watching this video, and I burst into tears."

There are still sand sculptures where You Qiuqiu is there. What the program team wants to reflect is to observe the way the agent gets along with the artist, and to discuss the theme of cooperation, which gradually becomes off topic.

Still, a group of people noticed.

Always remember the audience of the theme, the humble jpg.

They observed the personal ability of each agent, dealt with the situation, and got along with the artists.

The segment about Sheng Shiyun's self-challenging episode has also aroused many discussions.

In the face of a good team and a suitable price, Sheng Shiyun still refused.

The paragraph he said was affirmed by many viewers, and someone pulled it out for discussion.

"I couldn't agree more with what Yooqiu's agent said that not all fears have to be challenged. In fact, I have always disliked plots that make people challenge fear. While the rest of the people cheered, I only noticed that the one who was forced to challenge fear The person of things, how ugly the expression is..."

"I said what I've always wanted to say, does it make sense? It's not easy for people to live in the world. What's wrong with being afraid of something? If you don't avoid it, you have to go there and touch it? What are you planning?"

"People live for themselves, not for the eyes and affirmations of others, and others may not care."

"Ah, I just blew that sentence. There can be things to fear and things to hate. It's not that complicated. Really, artists are also ordinary people, not superhumans."

You Qiuqiu is afraid of dogs, not only the planet knows it, but also many passers-by.

Regardless of whether Sheng Shiyun was at the airport, the rules given by the director of the program group were very light. When others were still in a panic, he immediately contacted the car and inquired about the price; In terms of money planning, he is very good at making comparisons with other brokers whether or not he needs to compare them.

People are born to be strong, and they will be more inclined to such high-IQ, reliable and reliable brokers.

You Qiuqiu's agent has become the most outstanding among the four agents.

"Also, he's handsome."

Netizen: ? ?

Sister, isn't your focus a bit wrong, aren't we talking about the sand sculpture of You Qiuqiu when everyone else is on the wrong side, and there are not many discussion theme parties left

But... really handsome.

The first time Sheng Shiyun appeared in front of the public, it was You Qiuqiu who exposed an investor surnamed Liu who wanted her unspoken rules. Sheng Shiyun was taken to the police station because of a fight; the second time he appeared in front of the public, it was You Qiuqiu who invited him to dinner. "Gossip", but it's all photos, and many times it's blurry.

Now it is a video, and the temperament is directly highlighted.

After the theme party was crooked a bit, there were times when it was even crooked, and some netizens made a bold statement.

"Isn't anyone knocking Yu Qiuqiu with his agent?"

"I feel like it's filled with pink bubbles."

The netizen also gave an example. After seeing the power outage, Sheng Shiyun went to Yu Qiuqiu's room to knock on the door immediately, and the conversation could not be more intimate; there is also this paragraph, when You Qiuqiu fell into the lake, Sheng Shiyun immediately knocked on the door. He jumped up and ran over there. The most important thing was the playground. Suddenly the facility rained down, and Sheng Shiyun held the umbrella to hold Yu Qiuqiu open.

She also sent a long explanation, "His reaction is really too fast, and most of the umbrellas are tilted in the direction of Yuqiuqiu."

"Mom, if this is not love, what is love?!"

"It is said that two things can't be hidden, one is coughing, and the other is love... This is completely subconscious, I'm knocking it out!"

The three double arrows in the back are really not filming idol dramas, are they

I'm afraid this is not a love variety show.

"I even thought about the name of the CP, so it's called Survival CP!" Qiu followed Sheng.

Sheng Shiyun, who was watching variety shows and the news of netizens, froze when he saw this.

Regardless of You Qiuqiu's variety show or the broadcast of film and television dramas, Sheng Shiyun will watch it for the first time, not only watching, but as a support behind her, Sheng Shiyun will also pay attention to the audience's response and comments, once there is a bad momentum , or the sunspot who was deliberately looking for trouble, Sheng Shiyun had to deal with it quickly.

This time is no exception.

It's just that he never thought that some netizens would say knocking him and You Qiuqiu.

Sheng Shiyun picked up the cup at hand and took two sips of water, feeling a little complicated, and he even regretted participating in this variety show.

Has anyone described this by netizens

However, Sheng Shiyun didn't get too entangled. After all, the most important thing to face the problem is to solve the problem. If the response to cp or something is not good, he also has to see if he wants to find a sailor.

However, Sheng Shiyun only had a preliminary plan in his mind, and someone had already returned to the netizen.

Passerby: ? is it? Pink bubbles, is this what you mean

The screenshot is sent to You Qiuqiu under the wishing tree to make a wish for a promotion and a salary increase. Sheng Shiyun said that the wish will not work, and the scene where the two people come and go.

There is also the scene where Yu Qiuqiu finally chose Sheng Shiyun after going through all the hardships, and shouted that he wanted to eat pasta with meat sauce.

Passerby: I wonder, Yu Qiuqiu is for her pasta, right

Not only pasta, but also a lot of other food. You Qiuqiu, the agent and owner, seems to be very good at cooking.

The planet didn't take it seriously either.

"Mr. Sheng has been in the fan support club before." But he was kicked.

At that time, the main player, You Qiuqiu, was kicked so loudly that Sheng Shiyun was inconspicuous at all, but the previous record was indeed there.

Planet: Mr. Sheng cares so much about Qiuqiu, it must be... a fan of Dad!

Although this dad fan is really stingy.

Originally, someone pointed out that You Qiuqiu was different from her agent, especially You Qiuqiu's agent, but basically everyone who saw it reacted calmly.

Turns out it's my dad's fan.

I get it.

It seems that it looks like a pink bubble, but it is within a reasonable range, and knowing that this is Yu Qiuqiu's "father fan", it is better to explain, the socialist father-daughter relationship has no blood relationship. But with an old father's heart.

Sheng Shiyun, "..." His eyebrows narrowed slightly.

He went to search for the keywords of himself and You Qiuqiu.

There is not a single cp fan, there is only one like that netizen, and it was deleted, but You Qiuqiu and Qiqi both have cp fans.

You Qiuqiu and Qiqi couldn't be more miserable in it. You Qiuqiu was kicking three rounds and selling watermelons. On the contrary, many people said that it was interesting for the two of them to be together.

Sheng Shiyun picked up the water glass on the side and took two more sips.

You Qiuqiu learned from Jiang Tao that "My Agent" has begun to air.

Jiang Tao held the phone and laughed so much that her shoulders were shaking. "Netizens are so talented. They even cut the scene of you selling melons and sticking to three rounds to make a video." The music is accompanied by miserable .

Of course, if this video has the most hahaha, you may believe that everyone really feels the sadness of Yu Qiuqiu's miserable life.

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

Jiang Tao, "Everyone wanted to know how the little brother who said you were a film, reacted after knowing that you were You Qiuqiu, and he really found it."

Yu Qiuqiu, "What's your reaction?"

She was actually a little curious too.

Jiang Tao, "My little brother expressed his surprise, and then said that if you ask him to borrow 30 yuan in the future, he will definitely lend it to you."

Jiang Tao also told You Qiuqiu about You Qiuqiu's advice to Zuoyou who bought lottery tickets, it also sparked discussions. There were even special psychology students and micro-expression experts who came to study each and every You Qiuqiu. Expressions and actions.

It was concluded that she actually wanted to buy a lottery ticket!

You Qiuqiu: Are you all so idle!

You Qiuqiu took the mobile phone and found the Weibo posted by the little brother. First, he thanked him for expressing his willingness to lend her 30 yuan in the future, and then posted that she hoped that there would be no such thing in the future.

I still have to borrow 30 yuan, which is really sad. I should not have such an experience again.

The little brother originally thought it was a high imitation account, so he called him and didn’t suffer from Lao Tzu, and then was reminded by the others: Click in, it’s You Qiuqiu himself!

Only then did he know that You Qiuqiu actually replied to her.

You Qiuqiu was treated as a counterfeit when he asked his little brother twice. Whether in reality or on the Internet, I thought it was funny to be treated as a liar when filming a show. Coupled with this follow-up product, the effect is even better.

And I don't want to borrow another 30 yuan, but I also reveal grievance and pity in the text.

You Qiuqiu didn't know that even wearing a large size was considered a fake. She was searching for this variety show.

Let her see, Sheng is not always complaining about her behind her back, and what kind of wish was made under the wishing tree!

At the stage when the agent and the artist commented on each other, Sheng Shiyun didn't complain like You Qiuqiu thought, but praised You Qiuqiu for a pass, which made You Qiuqiu even a little doubt that Sheng was not a substitution.

She actually looks like this in his eyes

Or because he is filming a variety show, he wants to talk about the scene.

But the man's expression was really serious, and it didn't look like he was lying for a variety show.

And the wish made under the wishing tree, You Qiuqiu also saw it.

The handwriting on the wooden sign is strong, and it is written upright on it; I hope that you Qiuqiu will be healthy, safe and happy.

Although I didn't get the pink bubbles, the planets learned about the "black-hearted boss" who is very close to them and far away from them through watching variety shows.

It's close because the planet has been a fan of Qiuqiu since then, and when Qiuzi is not as popular as it is now, he will be condemned from time to time. The black-hearted boss is not a man, and his resources are pitiful, and he relies on Qiuzi to breastfeed himself.

It's far because the "black-hearted boss" in their minds is more of a paper man's image.

But through variety shows, the planet has a deeper understanding of You Qiuqiu and Sheng Shiyun.

Although the company is small and pitiful, Mr. Sheng is very capable, and he is also very concerned about the ball. Everything he does, he sees the planet in his eyes. If he can act, then Sheng Shiyun's acting skills are the boss. He can totally compete for the best actor.

And the ball cub also said that Mr. Sheng is serious and responsible, and everyone can see the promotion and salary increase, and it has become a meme and a joke later.

This variety show eased Sheng Shiyun's relationship with the planet.

Planet: Apologize to the "black-hearted boss", the "black-hearted boss" is actually not that black-hearted.

They will never scold him again, if he has been like this all the time, and there is no rudeness.

When "My Agent" became popular and searched at every turn in three days, You Qiuqiu had already joined the crew of "Happy Chef".

You Qiuqiu also met acquaintances in the crew.

Cheng Guo, an actor who has worked with girls together, previously said that he had a lot of lace news, and the two did not walk the red carpet together.

The process was not affected by the rejection, and when he saw You Qiuqiu, he took the initiative to say hello.

You Qiuqiu, "You also took over this scene."

Cheng Guo sat down on the chair next to her, waited for the transfer, and said in a very flat tone, "That's not it, the second male, what about you Qiuqiu?"

In fact, he had already guessed it when he saw Yu Qiuqiu's costume.

Yuqiuqiu: …

The second man is amazing.

She does know a little bit of Cheng Guo's temperament, she just likes to play with laughter, and she herself is not one who cares about a word or two of others, so she doesn't take it to heart.

You Qiuqiu put on makeup and saw the director. The director beckoned to You Qiuqiu, meaning to shoot their side first.

Originally, according to the process, it was not Yuqiuqiu's turn.

But Yu Qiuqiu saw that the director's face was not good, so he didn't ask any more questions.

The director gave You Qiuqiu a lecture, and pointed to the beautiful couch not far away, "You just go to the top, feel more comfortable and look better, and then start eating melon seeds."

The director thought that You Qiuqiu might not understand what he meant at first, and he was ready to demonstrate to You Qiuqiu.

Then Yu Qiuqiu nodded and walked towards the beauty couch. She leaned over there and grabbed a handful of melon seeds on the table.

While nibbling on melon seeds, he asked the director, "Is that so?"

The director was stunned for a while, but quickly responded, "That's it."

She is also paralyzed too soulful.

Why is she so paralyzed.

The director felt that he might not have this effect even if he gave Yu Qiuqiu guidance.

You Qiuqiu was banging on the melon seeds, chanting the lines in his mouth, eating the melon seeds and reciting the lines without delay.

But while slapping Yu Qiuqiu, he grabbed his hand on the plate and grabbed the air.

The melon seeds were eaten by her unknowingly.

Yu Qiuqiu's expression remained the same, after all, she hadn't called a card yet, but her heart was dazed.

The director did not expect that You Qiuqiu would actually grab a handful. After all, it was a plate full of melon seeds. Fortunately, the filming was almost done here. This detail did not affect the shooting. The director called the card.

And let the field staff add some melon seeds to the plate.

Jiang Tao brought a large bag of melon seeds over the next day, and she said that Mr. Sheng bought it.

Sheng Shiyun told You Qiuqiu that he would eat the props melon seeds almost, he had expected it, so he bought a big bag.

Enough Yuqiuqiu to eat until the end of the shooting.

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

On the first day of shooting, I didn't see the heroine.

The second day of shooting, the heroine still did not come, and all the rest of the actors were in place, so I continued to shoot supporting roles and the male lead and supporting roles.

On the third day of shooting, a person who claimed to be the heroine's assistant appeared.

"Ella isn't feeling well today, so she won't come here. Please trouble the director and teachers."

You Qiuqiu wondered, is this heroine called Ella? Pretty cool.

Cheng Guo sneered, "The real name is Xu Lixia, you can find it, and now... she's transformed into Ella."

On the fourth day, I still asked for leave.

Day 5.

When You Qiuqiu arrived on the set, he saw that everyone had a dark face. The male protagonist was Cheng Li. He was a young boy in ancient costume. He was very handsome. Polite and looks good-natured, but he's yelling over there now.

"What the hell is going on, I play opponents in the air all day long."

"I feel like I'm mentally retarded, so whether the heroine wants to come or not, I haven't seen her once in five days."

The man next to him who looked like an agent was comforting Cheng Li.

Jiang Tao finished inquiring about the news. Today, the heroine is still putting pigeons. The crew called her over and she said that she hadn't slept well and couldn't get up.

Can't sleep well, can't get up...

You Qiuqiu: She also really wants to sleep, but as a social animal, she can't.

Ella's reason is too bizarre, and the crew members are also resentful about the untimely and disappearing heroine. She can do this naturally because she has the capital to rely on. She brought money into the group.

In the end, the director personally went to the hotel to knock on the door and invited Ella over, and it was already afternoon.

Able to be the heroine and bring money into the group, Ella's appearance is also good, very pure, and her innocence is inversely proportional to her playing big names.

After coming to the scene, everyone knew that her assistant had been euphemistic enough before. Just this moment, Ella was not complaining that she didn't have the water she wanted to drink. She had to ask the assistant to go back to the hotel to get imported mineral water, and she could start filming after drinking it. , is to dislike the sun, which will tan her skin.

It was also a frequent situation when shooting.

The director pinched the script, "Did you see what to play?"

Let's not say the lines. Ella in front of her is an actress, and she doesn't even know the plot.

Facing the director's reasonable responsibilities, Ella frowned, "You are so fierce."

"No acting, no acting."

She came down directly from the shooting venue, "You can go on."

Said to the director, a man with five big and three rough.

Bullying people obviously.

Ella's assistant also wanted to smooth things out, "Don't be angry, director, Ella from our family didn't mean that, she was just a little anxious, afraid that she wouldn't perform well."

Then Ella broke down, "That's what I meant, he did it, as if it was easy."

The blue veins on the director's forehead burst out, and he pointed to the far corner, "You Qiuqiu, do you have an impression of the scene just now?"

The part Ella shot was repeated many times.

You Qiuqiu was still paralyzed on her pony. She didn't expect that she would be called. She hesitated and nodded, impressed.

She read the script from the beginning to the end. In order to understand the context of the story, she not only looked at herself, but also looked at others, and even chose to recite other people's lines in order to be able to connect more smoothly.

Director, "Then you go!"

The director asked You Qiuqiu to let him go, and You Qiuqiu also went up.

In fact, this paragraph does not have much technical content, it is a very simple preparation before cooking, just write down the movements.

Under everyone's attention, You Qiuqiu went down completely and asked the director with his eyes: Are you ok

She thought that the director asked her to give Ella a head and demonstrate, after all, they refused to cooperate.

Then the director took the lead in applauding and said, "Very good."

"Qiuqiu, you are the heroine now. After a while, the makeup artist and stylist will put Qiuqiu in the heroine's clothes. Let's shoot directly!"

It's not that whoever can do it, he certainly can't as a man, but Yuqiuqiu can do it.

Since Yuqiuqiu is on the line, and also on, then Ella doesn't have to act.

You Qiuqiu instantly changed from a concubine to a heroine.