I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Chapter 85: Are you salted fish today?

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Jiang Tao: What are the words of a tiger and wolf

Party You Qiuqiu: Ga

Sheng Shiyun said that if You Qiuqiu is unwilling, then there is no need to do it, and this is not necessary.

After all, no one stipulates that after an artist has performed a movie with a more depressing tone, it is necessary to complete the after-sales service to make fans happy.

You Qiuqiu shook his head, "It's not unwilling."

She just wanted to think about how to make fans happy.

So You Qiuqiu thought for a moment, thought about the planet's preferences, and said boldly, "How about... I sing a song?"

Originally, Shi Jing passed by here, intending to say hello to Sheng Shiyun, mainly to grab some food.

Since the filming of TV series, Qiuqiu, the boss, often gives Qiuqiu some exclusive snacks. Originally, Shi Jing was still trying to help her little sisters who couldn't eat the chef's meal, and she would be smoky and pity her. But then she found out that what the owner of You Qiuqiu made for her was more delicious, and she became a loyal eater.

This time, before Shi Jing could say hello, she heard her good sister You Qiuqiu say she wanted to sing.

So Shi Jing took out the fastest speed he could and left the scene, hiding as far as he could.

Ball is going to sing.

The place where Qiuqiu sings, is the place where the living can stay

You Qiuqiu naturally noticed Shi Jing's actions.

"… "

The plastic sisters are indeed the plastic sisters.

Others need money to sing, but You Qiuqiu sings to death. As a female artist who sings to death, You Qiuqiu's fan planet is very enthusiastic.

You Qiuqiu thought for the sake of the crew. While recording things that made the planets happy, he couldn't make the innocent crew sad, right

She and Jiang Tao found a quiet and empty place.

Jiang Tao has already been dispatched by You Qiuqiu, and there is only one Sheng Shiyun with a mobile phone left at the scene. After all, You Qiuqiu still has to appear on the scene, and after all, someone else needs to help to shoot. Jiang Tao can't stand You Qiuqiu's magic sound, but Sheng Shiyun Indicates yes.

You Qiuqiu herself was unaware of the lethality brought about by her singing, but she could still see it from the expressions of others. During the whole process of recording the song, Mr. Sheng didn't even raise her eyebrows, so You Qiuqiu finally relaxed. Some.

The recording did not stop. Entering the next session of recording, You Qiuqiu took out her ancestral suona, which was shining brightly in the sun.

It's exaggerated and exaggerated, the You family has no such thing as ancestral, and suona was taught to her by the master who taught musical instruments when she went to the fishing village to record the program.

You Qiuqiu blew her big suona, and Sheng Shiyun could still keep her complexion unchanged.

With a calm and restrained person standing in front of him, You Qiuqiu will have no psychological burden. At this moment, Mr. Sheng is a video recording machine without emotion.

After Sheng Shiyun and You Qiuqiu went through the whole process, he mentioned to You Qiuqiu about the movie box office.

You Qiuqiu didn't pay too much attention to this aspect at all, and Sheng Shiyun also knew that she wouldn't pay too much attention. After all, her energy is now entirely on "Happy Chef".

Sheng Shiyun just wanted to tell You Qiuqiu that the box office was not bad, and the film director said that the film had the hope of winning an award.

You Qiuqiu: The money is not hers...

It can't be counted like this. After all, she made the movie. You Qiuqiu was very happy to hear that the box office was good, but she didn't think about winning the award.

How can she be.

You Qiuqiu, "I haven't seen the movie." Recently, someone said "The First Half of a Pretty Girl's Life" in front of her. Fang Shubai and Tao Anjie have all watched it, but You Qiuqiu, the star, has not watched it yet. .

The eyelids under Sheng Shiyun's lenses drooped slightly, but they lifted up quickly. He looked at Yu Qiuqiu on the side and asked, "Then, do you want to be together?"

"It happens that I have a ticket."

Saying that, Sheng Shiyun took out the movie ticket from his suit pocket.

You Qiuqiu was stunned the whole time. After all, she just said something casually, and then You Qiuqiu found a blind spot, "Mr. Sheng, you seem to have a lot of tickets there."

Sheng Shiyun frowned in denial, "...No." Yes.

It came to an abrupt end.

You Qiuqiu had already picked it up on the ground. When Sheng Shiyun took out the tickets from his suit pocket, he took out a few tickets.

Sheng Shiyun, "…"

You Qiuqiu glanced at it, it was today, "Mr. Sheng, it's difficult for you to help Jiang Tao, Jiang Tao didn't even look at it." She guessed.

However, there are still a few more.

The boat was done, Sheng Shiyun didn't struggle any more, he took out the tickets in his pocket and invited the whole crew to watch the movie together if they were free.

A light bulb is also a light bulb, and a group of light bulbs is also a light bulb.

You Qiuqiu also sighed like Sheng Shiyun's lawyer friend, Sheng is always a ticket dealer!

The filming of "Happy Chef" went very smoothly, and the progress was fast, which was completely beyond the director's expectations, so because the progress was already fast, when he heard that the investors wanted to invite everyone to watch the You Qiuqiu movie together, the director directly With a big wave of the hand, the afternoon will end early, and there will be no need to shoot at night.

Half of the people chose to watch free movies. Not only did Sheng Shiyun not do it next to You Qiuqiu, but they didn't even sit in a row. The two of them stretched across most of the movie theater.

Sheng Shiyun, "…"

In order to allow his friends to enjoy the movie played by You Qiuqiu, Sheng Shiyun directly pressed his head to let him watch it, but it was Sheng Shiyun's turn this time, but he was not serious this time, the movie started, his eyes still fell on the back of his head in the distance, It's like observing cute things.

The planets called out the ball cubs to make them happy, to heal the hearts of the old fathers and mothers who were sad and hurt because of Z.

The rest of the artist fans have also seen it, can it still be like this

They just think that the planet really wants to think, but they don't think that the wish will be fulfilled.

In fact, the planet was just hilarious, after all, the ball cub is still filming a TV series.

Unexpectedly, You Qiuqiu, who had not been open for a while, was online. She posted several Weibo posts in succession. The text was simple enough to understand the meaning.

You want to be happy.

The rest of the artist fans: Is this still possible? !

This time with an exclamation mark.

At the same time, there is also a feeling of envy. Fans of other families have such benefits, and they also want to have...

After thinking about it, my brother (sister) who didn't have Weibo at all silently took the words back. They should take a break and go see the happiness of the Xingxing family.

Planet: ! ! !

Long live! The daughter actually responded, and the happiness that belongs to them is coming.

You Qiuqiu posted several videos one after another, and everyone clicked it with excitement and curiosity—

Ushered in the singing of You Qiuqiu.

It doesn't matter what the song is, anyway, the passerby who entered by mistake almost died on the spot and was sent to the sky.

As soon as she came up, she opened up, and the death songstress returned to the arena with undiminished power.

Comment on the following piece, danger, danger, danger.

The first video has already left a psychological shadow on the people, but the planets are happy, although it is really bad, the father (mother) fans can't talk too much, and it hurts a little bit.

And this unpleasant song is their good one.

After listening to the death of the ball cub happily, the second video planet couldn't wait to click in, and the Warriors followed closely.

The second video did not sing.

This is a suona solo with a high-pitched and bright voice, full of festivity and joy. I saw the beautiful female artist inside shaking her head along with the rhythm of her blowing, with a suitable smile on her face. soul.

Someone said weakly, 'Like the old man who played the suona in the village during a happy event, I'm really complimenting Qiuqiu. '

Kuayou Qiuqiu is extremely good in terms of playing level and expression, just because she is a female artist, or a young and beautiful female artist, she has a particularly strong sense of disobedience.

The contrast is too big!

She was clearly supposed to be wearing haute couture, with a goblet of scarlet red wine in her hand, walking around the Vanity Fair.

But now, You Qiuqiu was holding a golden suona in his hand, smiling and blowing happily.

Planet told netizens that his ball cub looked like the old man, and he didn't feel offended. After all, the ball cub did look like the old man... No.

Planets are very casual in this regard, probably because You Qiuqiu himself is Buddhist, as long as it is not malicious, the planets are very friendly.

The first two already have a lot of elements, what about the third video

The planet felt like following the videos given by the ball cubs one by one, as if opening a blind box, each video was unknown, and there were surprises after opening.

The third video, click to open, You Qiuqiu is wearing a costume, and at the beginning, everyone will eat and broadcast.

It's a long-lost time to eat and broadcast the ball!

In the video, You Qiuqiu rolled up the sleeves of her costume to avoid being splashed by the soup. She wore plastic gloves on her hands. "Today I ate lemon chicken feet, barbecue and spicy crayfish."

In addition, there is a glass of bubbling coke next to it, with ice, and a few pieces floating in it...

"It's a chrysanthemum!" The sharp-eyed planet has discovered this bright spot.

When You Qiuqiu used to eat and broadcast, ice coke was added with chrysanthemum and wolfberry, forcing health preservation and hard core health preservation. The planets added later all carried out archaeology on these famous scenes.

Unexpectedly, the ball cub's original intention has not changed.

I have lost weight, so can I be so arrogant

After eating and gaining ten pounds, I didn't even dare to eat snacks. This has also become a special scene of the planet's pick-up, eating together in front of You Qiuqiu.

Now that the ball is thin, there is no need for restraint.

The real thing is, is it possible to eat and broadcast not to record videos...

You Qiuqiu used one hand as the background board, so that the chicken paws could be better focused and captured by the camera, while saying, "I can eat, eat and drink, be happy, I want to become a fairy, and I am arrogant."

Planet: Still playing rhymes.

But Meizizi's ball cub eating chicken feet is really arrogant.

wild!

Arrogant ball, love love, then is it possible to really eat and broadcast...

The voice-over sounded, a very calm and restrained male voice.

"After eating this meal, remember not to eat anything at night and exercise accordingly."

The arrogant smile on the face of You Qiuqiu, who was originally playing wild, instantly collapsed, and the camera accurately captured her aggrieved expression.

Dad (Mama) fans, my heart is about to melt, so pitiful for a cub!

Then bursts of laughter.

Sorry! Couldn't hold back!

The blame can only blame the wild in the mind one second, and the grievance ball is presented in front of the next second.

It was the fastest face slap in history, and if I heard it right, the voiceover should be Sheng Shiyun, the boss of the company.

Because of the voice-over, You Qiuqiu ate the last supper abruptly this meal, but she still ate the same meal as before, but the planets knew that the real eating and broadcasting should be missed with Qiu Cub.

The third video is not only about eating and broadcasting, but also the scene of You Qiuqiu cutting vegetables and cooking. I saw her holding the vegetables, the knife raised and dropped, and the next second the camera turned to the dishes that were cut as thin as cicada wings. ; I saw her holding a large spoon, calmly in front of the cauldron, a fierce tiger operation, the next shot is a finished dish with all the colors and flavors, the kind that can be sold in restaurants.

Netizen: Is You Qiuqiu so good at cooking

Xingxing is ignorant: Don't ask them, they don't know, they only know that the ball cub eats very well and gains weight quickly. What are the hidden skills of chopping vegetables and cooking

I haven't seen the ball cub show this hand before.

It's recognized that Father You's cooking is delicious. On the daughter's variety show, Father You's cooking has been on several hot searches. You Qiuqiu used to be an eater.

Before anyone could boast, the situation suddenly changed.

Yuqiuqiu on the tip of the tongue became.

"Master, can you cut this a little more finely, I'm recording a video."

Netizen: Master

The voice was that of You Qiuqiu, and the picture shifted to the cheerful chef wearing a chef's uniform. The chef was very talkative and held a kitchen knife, "Okay!"

So there was the dish that was cut as thin as a cicada's wings, and then the chef left the stage, and Yu Qiuqiu stood next to the dish, smiling at the camera like a tourist punching a card.

The cooking is done in the same way, the process is the same, those dishes are made by the chef, and You Qiuqiu is standing in front of the dishes.

But after this kind of editing, it seems that You Qiuqiu cut vegetables and cooked rice.

In fact, Yuqiuqiu was cut into shredded potatoes, wider than a finger, and it was potato strips; the dishes he cooked directly smashed the pot.

Netizens suddenly realized, oh my god, it turns out that this is how the cooking cows come.

Ball fake chef!

Then they can too.

There are really people who have been inspired by the idea of Yu Qiuqiu. The materials are all here. You can directly follow the movements in front of You Qiuqiu to pose and shoot, and then connect to the chef's finished product in the next second. It caused quite a stir.

However, You Qiuqiu was not deceived in the first place. They officially cracked down on counterfeiting and directly explained the way inside. On the contrary, when the contrast between before and after came out, it couldn't be more fun.

After the three videos came down, both the planet and the netizens who clicked in were very happy to watch.

Netizen: Except for the first singing video.

There are too many elements in the three videos, and watching them directly makes people refreshed and troubled.

You Qiuqiu has tripled the happiness of the planet.

Yogurt cola and milk tea, the three kinds of happiness cannot be superimposed, but the happiness of watching videos can be superimposed.

You Qiuqiu, such a generous woman.

Xingxing noticed that You Qiuqiu was cooking in a costume, and keenly caught it, Qiu Qiu is the scene of a new movie, right

Pretty cook, looking forward to it!

Although this pretty chef's craftsmanship is fake.

Youqiu Racquet's last video has been approved by the crew, and it doesn't involve any spoilers. You can also promote the TV series in advance, and the crew is naturally happy to see it happen.

After the three videos, someone boldly said, "Have you Qiuqiu researched new square dance recently? The previous square dance mother and auntie have been dancing for a long time, and they urged me to give them a whole new trick."

You can also do square dancing.

Jiang Tao read everyone's reactions to You Qiuqiu.

The planets are happy and satisfied.

Netizens said they wanted to see Yu Qiuqiu dance the new square dance.

You Qiuqiu didn't study the new square dance or something recently, but your mother did dance a new one over there. You Qiuqiu thinks that if you have time, you can take off the dance and remake it again. It's not a big deal. .

Her mother also told her to quickly change and make something new.

The square dance team in the neighboring community has been completely integrated with the square dance team in Youmu Community, and You Qiuqiu has also heard that some people have formed a family of sons and daughters.

Jiang Tao, "Some planet said, Ball Cub, the gap between your front teeth seems to have gotten bigger."

"It's all kind of weird."

Jiang Taonian laughed when she got here.

How can the gap between the front teeth become larger.

You Qiuqiu also laughed along with Jiang Tao, and then Jiang Tao frowned at the grinning You Qiuqiu.

"No... Qiuqiu, the gap between your front teeth seems to be... a bit too big."

Yuqiuqiu: ? ?

You Qiuqiu walked to the mirror and studied while baring her teeth. Jiang Tao also stood beside her and studied with her.

"Did you find out?"

Jiang Tao asked You Qiuqiu.

You Qiuqiu shook her head, but she couldn't notice it.

"Did you eat melon seeds?"

After careful reflection, Jiang Tao ruled them out one by one. The only thing that might cause the gap between the teeth to grow bigger seems to be that the ball cub has eaten a lot of melon seeds recently

Originally, You Qiuqiu's role was a concubine who liked to drink tea and eat melon seeds paralyzed. Later, because of the heroine's work, the role of the heroine fell to You Qiuqiu, and her good friend Shi Jing took on the role of concubine.

Two people get together and eat melon seeds all day, whether it is filming or in reality.

You Qiuqiu had already turned his face from the direction of the mirror, with Jiang Tao's big eyes meeting small eyes, both of them stunned.

You Qiuqiu, "Eating melon seeds can make your teeth bigger?"

"Not so much."

You Qiuqiu went to Shi Jing specifically to let Shi Jing see if the gap between her front teeth was really getting bigger.

Shi Jing looked at it for a moment and gave a positive answer.

"It seems to be true."

Yu Qiuqiu, "… "

They say her front teeth are getting bigger.

"Then why don't you?"

You Qiuqiu asked Shi Jing.

Both of them knocked melon seeds, which is not scientific at all.

Shi Jing, "How did you knock?"

You Qiuqiu took a few melon seeds as a demonstration. She slammed it between her front teeth. Shi Jing rolled her eyes.

"That's not it."

"I knocked it on my teeth." Not between my front teeth.

"And..." Shi Jing said, "I don't eat as much as you do."

She just thought about it, and You Qiuqiu took it directly as a meal.

You Qiuqiu looked at the little melon seeds in her hand and fell into contemplation, and she did not expect such a situation to occur.

You Qiuqiu ate melon seeds and smashed the gap between his front teeth, which was still seen by fans, and once became a joke of the crew.

After You Qiuqiu danced the new square dance, posted it on Weibo, and began to continue filming.

She doesn't dare to knock melon seeds anymore, and if she really wants to eat them, she just peels a few with her hands.

After finishing work, You Qiuqiu didn't leave immediately. She was waiting for Jiang Tao. Jiang Tao went to the bathroom. You Qiuqiu sat on a chair to rest and was patted on the shoulder.

You Qiuqiu looked back, "Sister Li."

called the other party.

Sister Li is an extra, but she is a little better than an extra. She is the leader of the extra and will help the crew to connect with the rest of the group. She looks ordinary, but she has a smile on her face all day long, and she speaks well. Refreshing and agile, very enthusiastic to people, especially enthusiastic to Yuqiuqiu.

In the words of Sister Li, she likes You Qiuqiu. Although she is the starring role, she has no air. How many small supporting roles look down on her group performance, and her nose is going to go to the sky.

You Qiuqiu didn't say much about this. She didn't think she needed any pretense, and she was essentially a social animal.

"You haven't left yet."

Sister Li pulled a horse and sat down.

"Wait for Jiang Tao."

Yu Qiuqiu nodded.

Sister Li and You Qiuqiu exchanged a few words with each other. The two of them were not familiar with each other. Sister Li asked You Qiuqiu.

"Go back to the hotel in a while?"

"Sister, I'll give you a card, it's not far from the hotel you're staying in, and downstairs is the bar. It's very lively. Today is 50% off. The owner of the bar is my friend. I'll call you three after reporting my name. fold."

Sister Li involuntarily shoved the card with the bar's contact information and address into Yu Qiuqiu's hand.

You Qiuqiu looked down at the colorful cards, and under the gaze of the other party, she said, "Ah, it's so good, so amazing."

gave each other a reaction.

Sister Li was very happy to be said by You Qiuqiu. Jiang Tao was coming over there, and she didn't stay for too long.

"Come and play."

Leaving such a sentence for Yu Qiuqiu, the person has already left.

You Qiuqiu slowly stuffed the card into his bag and discussed with Jiang Tao what to eat for a while.

After they bought the food, they went back to the hotel. You Qiuqiu buried himself on the bed and fell asleep almost instantly.

As for the discount bar or something, You Qiuqiu has no interest at all, so he just put it behind his head, it's better to sleep, it's better to go to bed.

You Qiuqiu once stumbled into a bar once, and her impression of it was that the music was loud, it was loud, there were a lot of people, and there were all kinds of strange smells. She didn't like that kind of atmosphere very much.

Yu Qiuqiu slept soundly.

The next day, Miss Li, who was in the shooting space, found You Qiuqiu.

"Qiuqiu, you didn't go to the bar yesterday?"

Yu Qiuqiu, "No."

Sister Li, "Then what did you do?"

Yu Qiuqiu, "Sleep."

Sister Li obviously didn't expect to get such an answer, she smiled reluctantly, "Sleep well, sleep well."

"But sleeping is still too much of a waste of time, especially for young people like you, it's more fun to go out more and make new friends."

She suddenly lowered her voice and gave You Qiu the fairway mysteriously, "There are several handsome guys in the bar, very handsome."

"Don't worry, elder sister will pay you money, elder sister will treat you, elder sister will treat you as her own sister as soon as you see each other."

When it comes to handsome guys, Sister Li is particularly emphatic.

You Qiuqiu frowned, "Illegal venue?"

Sister Li's eyes widened instantly, "That's not it!" hurriedly denied.

"The handsome guy is just looking at it, you can't do anything else. How can my sister take you to an illegal place, see what you say."

You Qiuqiu, "Then it costs money to see it?"

Sister Li, "Yeah, but I'll pay for the money..."

You Qiuqiu, "Then look at the money, why not look at the actors in the cast." The actors are all handsome.

The male protagonist Cheng Li has a handsome appearance and a cold temperament. Cheng Guo is a sunny boy. These two looks are enough. The rest of the supporting actors are also good, even Hou Ye, his father, and old actors are all modern Popular uncle.

Much more handsome than a handsome guy.

No money yet.

Picture what.

Set with diamonds, so precious.

Sister Li was dumbfounded by You Qiuqiu's question.

You Qiuqiu counter-reasoned, "If I go, will they still have to pay me?" If they look at it and charge, then she is still a female artist, and they should give her money in return when they see her.

Sister Li: What kind of business genius are you