I’m A Detective In The American Movie World

Chapter 253: On flattery

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Even a super rich man like Vigo cannot fly directly from the United States to Antarctica. Land on a Boeing 747 to the nearest international airport, then transfer to a small private plane and land at the nearest airport to Antarctica. Then take a bus and rush to the nearby pier.

The icebreaker "Antarctic Queen" is at the dock and has been waiting for a long time.

This ship was not originally called this name. The wealthy Vigo bought it at a high price and changed it to this name for good luck.

But if Vigo knew that there was really a "queen" waiting for him in the pyramid, would he regret naming the ship this way

The captain led the crew to welcome his new boss and his party on the deck. It was freezing cold on this day, and Vigo was too lazy to say anything. He simply shook hands with everyone, and after a few words of encouragement, he quickly got into the cabin.

With a loud whistle, the "Antarctic Queen" pulled up the anchor and set sail slowly.

It took nearly 48 hours of hard work along the way. Xie Lun and others were fine. After all, they were young and strong, but Vigo was not. He was already old and had hidden diseases in his body, so he went to bed early after entering the ship.

It was not until the next morning that Vigo and Sherron came to the restaurant to meet all members of the expedition team.

In the spacious restaurant, they were clearly divided into two groups. On the left is a muscular man headed by security captain Ma Wei, who is loaded with guns and full of ammunition. On the right, there are five scientists who often light up the lamp and stay up late at first sight, staring at the dark circles under their eyes and the untidy hair.

wrong.

Among them was a tall, long-legged girl with short blond hair. She had a heroic face and an aura that was incompatible with other scientists.

In this expedition team that was either muscular or scientific research geeks, such a handsome and beautiful girl immediately caught the eyes of some people.

Such as Wade Wilson.

This guy was licking his face, holding his cell phone, and showing off to the short-haired girl the "signature" Sherron had on his back.

If it weren't for the low temperature inside the boat, he might have taken off his shirt on the spot.

Vigo picked up the steaming coffee and tapped the cup lightly with a spoon. After attracting everyone's attention, he said: "Thank you for your hard work on this trip to Antarctica. Here, I represent myself. , welcome you all, especially the members of the scientific expedition team."

A black aunt stood up, held a cup and said, "You're welcome, Mr. Vigo, we also want to thank you for your sponsorship."

"Seriously, Dr. Lexwood"

Vigo smiled, and Yaokong and the black aunt banged their cups.

The black aunt named Lex took a sip of coffee and then said unceremoniously: "Mr. Vigo, although I don't know why you went to Antarctica, I know you are definitely not for skiing. But what I want to tell you is Yes, Antarctica is definitely not a place for you rich people to do whatever you want."

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Viggo almost spit out the coffee he just drank. Others looked at Woods in shock, is this black old woman stupid

Doing scientific research will destroy your brains

How dare you say such things to your sponsor

A middle-aged man next to him hurriedly stood up and smoothed things over: "Dr. Lex has no other intentions. She is just straightforward. Don't take Mr. Vigo to heart."

As he said that, he reached for Lex and motioned for her to sit down quickly.

As a result, the old black woman opened her companion's hand with her backhand, pointed at Ma Wei and others, and asked aggressively: "Look at these people, do they look like they are going to Antarctica for scientific research and exploration? I'm afraid you want to make some other noise in Antarctica."

Then she pointed to Vigo: "Because of you people, the only pure land on earth, the Antarctic and the North Pole, have been polluted at this time."

"Pfft"

Xie Lun couldn't help laughing. Looking at the looks from everyone, he waved his hands and smiled: "Don't mind, please continue. I just remembered a joke."

Wade very consciously turned into a compliment and rushed to Xie Lun's side. He smiled coquettishly and said, "I don't know what joke Xie Shen Tan has come up with. Let's tell it and let everyone laugh together. It's better than listening to the old crow croaking."

"you"

Lex was so angry that he was shaking all over at Wade's words.

"Tell me about it," Xie Lun said with a smile, fearing that the world would be in chaos, "Dr. Lex is speaking now, why don't I interrupt him?"

"Tell me about it." Wade said with a smile, "She can't tell you anything now anyway."

"Okay, just tell me." Sherron ignored Lex who was speechless and said with a smile, "I just said something my sister said to me before I heard it."

"Oh, what did your sister say?"

Wade wears a robe, holds a fan, and puts a table in front of him, and it becomes a real cross talk.

"My sister said that because I wear colored glasses, everything I look at feels dark. As long as there is sunshine in your heart, no matter how dark the corner is, it will be illuminated."

"Ha ha"

Before Sherron could finish speaking, Wade couldn't help but burst into laughter, and even burst into tears.

"Thank you, Detective, your joke is really funny." Wade pulled out a dirty towel from nowhere and wiped his tears, "It turns out that the darkness of this world can only be seen by others."

"Isn't it?" Lex said confidently, "I think what this little brother's sister said is very reasonable. Many dirty things in this world are caused by prejudice and discrimination."

"Just like the Antarctic here," Lex said plausibly, "This place used to be snow-capped and pure. It's because of people like you with evil intentions that it has become littered with garbage and extremely dirty."

Vigo held the coffee cup in his hand, "cracked" it hard, and almost dropped the cup because of Lex's words.

"Yes, that's right."

At this time, Xie Lun simply gave a thumbs up, "That's absolutely right, what do you think?"

He poked Wade, and Wade quickly nodded and said, "Yes, that's right. That's great. Uncle will buy you ice cream as a reward later, okay?"

"What I said is right." Lex glared at Wade fiercely and said loudly, "If everyone had sunshine in their hearts, then there would be no war and harm in this world long ago, and there would only be people with sunshine in their hearts. Only then are you qualified to come to a holy place like Antarctica.”

"That's great," Xie Lun looked like he cared for the fool and clapped his hands gently, "What a charity, how great. If you don't win a Nobel, it would be an understatement."

"You are right"

Sherron poked Wade again.

Wade quickly applauded: "Yes, my blood boiled when I heard it. Now I want to take off my clothes and run around on the deck three times."

Vigo, who was about to be furious, looked at Sherron and Wade teasing each other, and with a thought in mind, he nodded and applauded.

Since Vigo, the big boss, took the lead in applauding, Ma Wei and others quickly followed suit, even if they felt it was not enough, they even started to whistle.

"You guys"

How could Lex not see that people like Sherron were sarcastically mocking him? But for a bully like her, all the opponents she met before were embarrassed and tried to defeat her verbally.

She had never encountered such a shameless combination as Sherron and Wade, and all her coping skills were at a loss.

Sherron knows very well that she cannot argue with a "silly coin" like Lex, because she brings your IQ to her level and then defeats you with her rich experience.

So when you meet such people, you need to have love and patience for mentally retarded people, encourage them, praise them, and motivate them. In the end, they will be killed by really sick fools.

In this way, you will be very happy, and there will be one less idiot in the world, and fools will not be sentenced to death.

How nice.

Everyone is happy.

ps: Let me explain in advance that I have no prejudice or discrimination against skin color, nor do I have any objections to actors. I just simply hate the role of the heroine in Alien vs. Predator, so I will try my best to criticize her next.