"Sorry, farewell, bye!"
Xie Lun was still a little excited at first, but when he heard that he needed to practice for three to five thousand years, he immediately said goodbye.
"Don't be afraid. If you have high talent, you can become a master in three to five hundred years... If it doesn't work, I will give you the initiation and pass on the skills. It's not impossible to become a master in one hundred years... Brat, don't run away. Ten years, ten years Is it okay to head to the new year..."
The old Taoist flicked his sleeves, and Xie Lun, who was running away from the cave, suddenly found himself sitting back on the stone pier again.
"You, a young man, are simply ignorant. There are countless people outside crying and shouting that they want to become my teacher, but what about you? Even if you are not grateful and shed tears, you actually run away!"
The old Taoist glared at Xie Lun angrily.
Xie Lun stared at him without fear: "Then you go to them, why don't you drag me?"
"Hey, no one can stop me from having such a bad temper." The old Taoist rolled up his sleeves, stepped on the stone pier, pointed at Xie Lun like the boss of the Black Society, and shouted, "Today, I am still I have to accept you, you have to agree if you agree, and you have to agree if you don’t agree.”
Xie Lun quickly took out a gun and put it against his chin: "You say it again? Say it again, believe it or not, I will make your face bleed!"
"Who is afraid of whom!"
The old man stretched out his hand, and a dagger with a large amount of blood popped out of his cuff. He put it across his neck: "Do you agree? Dare you disagree? Believe it or not, I will bleed your face right now!"
Xie Lun: "..."
The old man said: "..."
The two of them stared at each other for a while. After a while, they finally felt that something was wrong and exchanged words with each other in a panic. Xie Lun put the gun against Lao Dao's head, and Lao Dao put the dagger across Xie Lun's neck.
"That's pretty much it."
The two of them nodded with satisfaction at the same time, and then glared at the same time: "Believe it or not, I was covered in blood!"
After being in a stalemate like this for a long time, the old Taoist was the first to get discouraged: "Tell me, what are you going to do? Are you willing to become my teacher?"
Xie Lun also said helplessly: "Tell me, what exactly is going on so that you don't accept me as your disciple?"
"That's impossible," the old Taoist shook his head like a rattle, "Don't tell me that you are a unique genius. Just because you dare to refuse me, I have to accept you as my disciple."
"Although I'm happy to hear someone praise me, old man, I don't think it's sweet to be strong. I don't think we are suitable for each other..."
"Fart, I just made some calculations and found that we are a perfect match in terms of horoscopes and zodiac signs. We are simply tailor-made for each other..."
"Stop, stop, stop, why do these words sound so awkward?"
Xie Lun reluctantly put down his pistol and sighed: "Let me tell you the truth, old man, I am a mortal, there are several beauties at home who are not exposed, and I don't know how many beauties are waiting for me to take over outside my home. I don't know." Maybe you will stay and practice with you for hundreds or thousands of years."
The old Taoist said cautiously: "Ten years is not impossible..."
"Unless it's twenty-four hours." Xie Lun looked at his watch, "I'm very pressed for time, so I'll give you twenty-four hours at most."
"One day? You can do a lot of shit in one day." The old man cursed, "Don't talk about business, even foreplay takes ten and a half days."
He suddenly narrowed his eyes and stared at Xie Lun. Xie Lun's whole body shivered, and he subconsciously clutched his collar: "What... do you want to do? We are both men, so we have to respect ourselves!"
"From what you just said, you don't want to stay and practice because of women, right?"
The old Taoist waved his sleeves, and instantly the cave was filled with beauties, tall, short, fat, thin, colorful... all kinds of beauties.
"How about it? With these beauties accompanying you, you may not be able to sleep over even if it takes tens of thousands of years, let alone thousands of years."
The old Taoist smiled triumphantly.
Xie Lun snorted coldly and spat directly at the old Taoist: "Get out of here, do you think I am such a superficial person? I pay attention to true feelings."
As he spoke, he crossed his legs.
"Real feelings? Don't you just meet a scumbag and fall in love with him?"
The old Taoist touched his nose, hesitated for a long time, and finally stamped his feet: "That's all, you are so unmotivated, I can't force you..."
Xie Lun smiled in surprise: "Thank you, Taoist priest..."
"...Since you can't stay, I can only follow you."
"Um?"
Xie Lun suddenly felt something bad.
The old Taoist clapped his hands, and those beauties disappeared in an instant, replaced by mountains of boxes and packages: "I will follow you, master. I will go wherever you go. This way I will not disturb your romance, and I can give you guidance at any time." The practice of cultivation can achieve many things with one action, how wonderful it is."
"no… "
Xie Lun waved his hands quickly: "I have an aunt and uncle on my head, which is enough of a headache, but I don't want to have another father to take care of me out of thin air."
"You kid, what is management? Being a teacher is education."
"Stop. If nothing else, how should I explain your identity when you are by my side?" Xie Lun spread his hands, "I can't just say to people that this is an old man from China who has lived for thousands of years. Well, the consequence of this is that you go directly into the research room to do slice research."
"You're worried about this, it's simple."
The old Taoist turned his hand, and a glass ball the size of a thumb, emitting white light, appeared in the palm of his hand: "This is the secret Shangri-La. I usually live here, and others cannot see me."
Xie Lun looked at the glass ball, blinked his eyes, and suddenly laughed: "Old guy, when I said you had to accept me as your disciple, it turned out that you wanted to follow me out and get out of this hellish place, right?"
The old Taoist opened his mouth, then suddenly stretched out his hand and hit Xie Lun on the back of the head, scolding: "If you see through it, don't tell it, and you won't give me any face, you rebellious disciple."
“…”
Xie Lun rolled his eyes: "I told you earlier, I have to turn a corner and take you out of here to see the colorful world outside. Is it just the food expense?"
Sherron rubbed his fingers.
The old Taoist said matter-of-factly: "Of course you are responsible for it. As my teacher, I have a clear mind and focus on cultivating the Tao. I never keep those yellow and white things."
"That's no longer possible." Xie Lun shook his head and said, "Old man, I'm not trying to scare you. The outside world is now completely ruled by capital. Without money, it's hard to move forward. I used to be able to barely support my family, but now I have more. You alone will be directly impoverished."
"Are you destitute?"
The old man glanced at Xie Lun up and down and sneered, "Don't think that I can't see you hiding the money in that scarecrow's belly."
Xie Lun opened his mouth and simply sat on the ground and acted like a rogue: "I don't have money anyway, so I can't lead you. It's up to you."
"I didn't expect you, a bastard, to be so shameless. If I were not the only rebellious disciple like you, I would have to clean up the family."
The old Taoist's beard trembled with anger: "I don't have money, but I do have a top-notch dual cultivation technique. Do you like it?"
"Oh my god, Master, you will focus on the key points in your speech from now on. Why do you talk so much nonsense? It will hurt the relationship between our master and disciple."
Xie Lun neatly held the old Taoist's arm: "Tell me where you want to go, and I will make sure everything is arranged properly. You will definitely be satisfied with the food and sightseeing."
"As long as you don't get angry, it's enough."
The old Taoist breathed out a sigh of relief, threw the glass ball to Xie Lun with his backhand, and said energetically: "Go to Nepal first. That damn girl actually said that I will never leave China, so I will go to Nepal." Mahtaj, give someone a good slap in the face.”