Wade knew that he was a bit nagging, but he did not think that he was sick. It was just that he was gifted and could occasionally hear sounds that others could not hear.
It's just that this sound doesn't appear often, but the node every time it appears is critical. For example, when Wade and Xie Lun went to the Antarctic before, that voice appeared and stopped Wade from being reckless, otherwise he would have experienced Xie Lun's thousand-year killing.
And just now, that voice appeared again.
But this time it's completely different from before, because this time it's not just a sound, but a courier.
This situation has never occurred.
What will the express delivery be for myself
Wade hummed this little tune, twisted his waist, and ran happily into the alley opposite the bar. On the trash can at the end of the alley, there was a huge, square, red cardboard box.
There was even a red ribbon tied with a bow on the cardboard box.
"What could be in this?"
Wade picked up the box and was about to untie the bow when he suddenly saw a note attached to it, with something written in red writing on it.
Wade shrugged the tip of his nose, that was blood.
"Give the carton to Sherron immediately!"
Wade thought for a moment, threw the note aside, hummed a tune, untied the ribbon, opened the paper box, and then... another paper box appeared in front of him, with the same note stuck on it.
But this time, there were obviously more words written on the note.
"Wade Wilson, you bastard, I knew you would open it. I'm warning you for the last time, give the box to Sherron quickly, otherwise I will open your anus... Oh, by the way, I forgot , your first blood is gone!"
After Wade read the note, his expression didn't change at all. He tore the note off and continued to open the box.
Then another cardboard box.
"Malfalk... Wade, you little bastard, I'm warning you for the last time, don't open the box again... "
This time Wade simply tore up the note without reading it, and then opened it again.
Sure enough, it was another smaller cardboard box.
Only this time there is no sticker on the carton, but a photo. The person in the photo seemed to have been skinned, and his whole body was scarlet. The eyelids of both eyes were cut off so that the eyes were forced to remain open at all times.
What's even more horrifying is that his mouth was sealed by some unknown technique, and he didn't even have lips.
"It seems like someone really hates his mouth."
Wade snorted and was about to throw the photo away when he suddenly frowned. Why did this guy look familiar
After a while, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Why does this guy look a bit like me?"
He looked at it over and over for a long time, and finally said, "Of course, it's not as handsome as me, and it's much uglier than me."
Then Wade saw a line of words written behind the photo: "Wade Wilson, you bastard, if you don't hand the box to Sherron, you will become like this Deadpool in the future!"
"Deadpool? That name sounds a bit awkward." Wade was stunned, and then looked at the photo, "Is this? nonono... How could this ugly guy be me? He is so handsome, elegant, suave, and extraordinary in his appearance." The one who loves to see flowers bloom... turned into such an ugly monster? Fake!"
Wade picked up the carton, turned around and ran outside.
"taxi!"
"Sir, where are you going?"
"Going to find Sherron?"
"who?"
"Xie Lun, great detective, you don't know?"
"I know him, but he doesn't know me."
"Stop talking nonsense and take me there."
"Get out!"
Wade, who was kicked out of the car, looked at the taxi driving away, stomped his feet angrily, and rushed into the bar: "Damn it, who knows where Sherron is now? Smith, John, who among you two has the right to do it?" Sherron’s phone number?”
Xie Lun took out his cell phone, glanced at the caller's number, and answered the call: "Wick, I heard that life has been very comfortable after retirement. The couple travels around every day, and they don't even have time to call me."
Wick, who was on the other side of the phone, smiled bitterly: "Sorry, Detective Xie, I think you are busy with work and can't be bothered. If you have time, I will hold a family party next Thursday, and Mr. and Mrs. Smith and Wade will also come."
"Okay, if I have time next Thursday, I will definitely come over." Xie Lunyi frowned, "Where are you with this guy who is shouting and shouting next to you? Why does it sound familiar?"
"It's Wade. He said he has something urgent to call you, but you blocked his phone number before."
"Well, I can't help it, this grandson is too noisy."
"Hey, hey, hey, boss Xie Lun, it's me. I have something to give you. It's very important. Where are you now?"
Xie Lun held the phone a little further away from his ear and said calmly: "What is it?"
"I don't know either. It's just a cardboard box. I can't even open it. I have to give it to you."
"Carton? Who wants to give it to me?"
"Uh... It should be me, right?" Wade hesitated, "Or someone else? I can't tell."
Xie Lun's expression became serious: "Please tell me carefully."
"I don't have time to talk carefully now," Wade looked at the cardboard box in his hand, thinking of his unlucky appearance in the photo, and felt panicked, "Boss, if you are grateful, tell me where you are, and I will give you the things quickly. I don’t know why I always feel that if I don’t give it to you, something bad will happen.”
"Where are you? I'm going to find you."
"Rat's Bar."
"where?"
Wick couldn't stand it anymore and took the phone: "Sister Margaret's Bar, address is xxx Avenue, xx, District xx, New York."
"Okay, give me a minute."
Xie Lun hung up the phone and smiled at the other person: "Thank you for your advice. I hope we can cooperate again if we have the opportunity."
Sitting on the sofa opposite him was a My Little Pony puppet. And this puppet actually spoke: "Just this once, don't come to me again if anything happens. If this incident hadn't threatened all timelines, I wouldn't have helped you."
"I hope so too, but it seems like this kind of thing is inevitable, and we may have to deal with it for a long time."
Sherron stood up and stretched out his hand; "Don't you want to shake your hand? Archangel Gabriel."
My Little Pony shook her cloth head, and her whole body suddenly emitted colorful light. When the light dissipated, My Little Pony had turned into a white man wearing a leather jacket with a cynical smile on his face. Looking at Xie Lun's extended hand, he shrugged, stood up and shook hands with Xie Lun: "It must succeed, Inspector Xie, I still want to continue to play the trick elf in the world."
Xie Lun smiled and said no more. A ring of fire emerged from under his feet, and then he fell from the ring of fire, landing directly next to Wade and others.
"Where's the stuff?"
Sherron reached out to Wade.
Wade blinked: "Boss, you are so awesome, can you teach me?"
"Shut up and give me the stuff."
Xie Lun shouted angrily.
Wade trembled all over and quickly handed over the cardboard box in his hand. Xie Lun reached out and passed over the carton, his pupils shrank slightly, and he shouted in a low voice: "Forgot everything!"
As he spoke, he disappeared.
And because of the ability to "follow words" and "telepathy", everyone in the bar had blank eyes, and they had completely forgotten all the memories of the carton and Xie Lun's visit.