I’m A Paranoid Villain Harvester

Chapter 2: You only belong to me 02

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His narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and a murderous intent poured out unabashedly.

Just like that, staring at her coldly.

You Xu suddenly felt that the wind in the corridor had become stronger, and it poured into her clothes, causing her to stand upside down.

Unprecedented silence.

You Xu knew that she was dead. After all, the cannon fodder couldn't live for three episodes, so she was considered to have completed the mission of the cannon fodder.

But she was going to struggle to the death.

You Xu glanced down and noticed that he was carrying a plastic bag in his left hand, which contained a rectangular paper box with a cartoon picture of egg tarts on it.

It was Yuan Shen who came back from dinner and brought a box of egg tarts to make snacks. You Xu took the opportunity to take out the box and open it, put his hands up, bowed his head and bent over, like an obedient little eunuch, with a flattering tone: "I'm sorry to disturb you. You, I just wanted to ask if you want dessert?"

The person on the other side didn't speak, so You Xu had to bite the bullet and continue nonsense, "I'm You Xu, the resident who just moved to the next door, and I'll have to be disturbed and presumptuous in the future. There's no other meaning, I just think the egg tarts are delicious, so I bought them specially. Yes, if you don't like it, try it?"

To be honest, with this earnest tone and professional smile, she felt like a door-to-door salesman herself, hello, try the bedding

But it is absolutely right to prove that he has no hostility and will not rebel. Running for his life now is like being a thief with a guilty conscience.

But there was still no response from the other side, her hand was a little sore, she looked up to see what was going on, but she was stunned when she saw it.

The box she was holding in her hand was not the golden sun-shaped egg tart she imagined.

The box was more than half empty, and there were only two egg tarts inside. The edges of the egg tarts were gnawed all over, and the slag was broken everywhere, looking miserable and ugly.

She just joined the previous clips. Yuanshen likes to eat egg tarts, and he likes to eat the skin on the edge the most. Yuanshen ate four before, but he was full, so the remaining two were not finished, so he nibbled the dough first. .

You Xu: "..." To be reasonable, this will kill the people behind.

How to say this, she didn't even dare to look at the big man's expression.

Ringing the doorbell, after making a fuss, giving a box of dog-eaten egg tarts, it looks like a joke, how can someone who can be the villain of the world lose his temper? Being played like this, if you don't trample her into a muddy flesh, speaking out in the future will also affect the big guy's presence in the arena, okay

After such a transition, You Xu calmed down, and calmly accepted the bleak fact that he was about to die in battle.

She closed the box, retracted her hand, and gave a professional smirk: "I'm joking with you, I'll buy you a new one—"

Before she could finish her sentence, Duan Min turned around and entered the room and closed the door.

"Bang".

In the cold wind, You Xu accepted the impossible fact that she actually survived.

Not daring to stop any longer, You Xuguang quickly retreated to the door of his house, took out the key to open and close the door, and completed a set of actions in one go, for fear that Duan Min would turn around and carry a big knife out.

Dia walked into the living room, she threw the things in her hands into the trash can, and collapsed on the sofa with all her strength.

Geez, it almost turned into a bloody case of dog chewing egg tarts.

Duan Min is good-looking, but the risk factor is too high. She has no idea how many days she can hold on. How could she accomplish this task

You Xu pondered the plot and asked the system: "Duan Min's urge to destroy the world comes from You Qi, as long as I take You Qi to fly away, he will not be able to touch You Qi, and he will not be warmed by her, and then he will not fall in love with her. If something crazy happens, isn't that the end of it?"

The system was startled by her unconventional thinking, and then mercilessly pierced her sweet dream: "It won't work like this."

"why not."

"Remember what I said," the system said, "the villain that the protagonist turns into is a powerful 'god' in a different world. If you don't get rid of it, it will always be a hidden danger that threatens the world."

You Xu added: "Your system is not very powerful, it would be better to kill him directly."

System: "This is a world that belongs to him. We are foreign objects. Forcible interference will be rejected and will not work. That's why we send you fast piercers to enter and give you the true identity of these worlds, which the villain can't detect. When you do, get close to them, gain trust and get rid of them.”

You Xu, the weak chicken, is beyond words. Even if she can break apples with her bare hands and split durians with one hand, she cannot kill a single person.

The system saw her paralyzed there with a dead fish face, and finally said a little reluctantly: "Don't be so discouraged, the apprentices of Kuai Chuan will have a newcomer reward."

You Xu raised his eyebrows and asked, "What reward?"

The system said: "commonly known as golden finger, what privilege do you want?"

Recalling the stories of those golden fingers in the novels that made people turn the clouds and rain and cover the sky with one hand, earn a lot of money and become a winner, and finally reached the pinnacle of life, You Xu was a little interested, "Anything is fine?"

The system said confidently: "Of course, our system is very advanced."

You Xu nodded and pointed at the opposite wall solemnly, "I make a wish that the big villain over there will be wiped out."

"..." The system became the first stickman with white eyes in history, "It can only be the kind that works for you."

You Xu snorted and said reluctantly, "Then I want three more golden fingers."

"Fraud for personal gain," said the system noble and cool, "No way."

You Xu: "Then I want the nine lives of the nine-tailed fox." With so many lives, he might be able to reach the final game.

System: "Don't think about it."

You Xu tutted and said reluctantly, "Then I want three thousand handsome men!"

System: "..." Is this a fucking insane

You Xu's new residence is three bedrooms, two living rooms, one kitchen and one bathroom. It has a space of 100 square meters. It has basic furniture, but it has not yet been cleaned and organized. Dust can be seen everywhere. s things.

It seemed that it would take a long time to tidy up. You Xu checked the account balance first from memory. Seeing that there was enough money, he was in a good mood. After a simple wash, he fell back to sleep.

The next morning, sunlight poured into the interior through the glass windows, creating a halo on the wooden floors.

You Xu woke up in a daze, his stomach was like a shriveled balloon, and his eyes were dizzy with hunger.

She sat up slowly, lifted the quilt, and looked down to see that the girl's fair and delicate legs looked especially beautiful on the light blue sheet.

"Ding ding ding," her mind suddenly rang three times, and the system said: "The task has been assigned, please accept it."

You Xu sighed and said lazily, "Read it."

"Brush the villain's trust value to 60, reward 1000 points, the current trust value is 0."

You Xu replied, slowly got out of bed, bypassed the half-opened pink suitcase, stepped over a shove of clothes, walked across the floor and came to the kitchen.

She opened the refrigerator and found only the milk and bread she had just bought in it. She tore open a bag of bread and picked up a carton of milk. She squatted on the ground and stood still, staring at the refrigerator in deep thought.

You Xu suddenly said, "I want the gold finger—"

The system immediately said, "10,000 refrigerators?" It can be considered that it knows the host's brain circuit, and it cannot be speculated with common sense.

"..." Can you still speak well, You Xu said casually, "Then let's cook."

The system is a little speechless. Is it so casual? When it sees other people's hosts asking for strength, wealth, and beauty, it needs cooking skills, which is extremely down-to-earth.

Sure enough, other people's homes are other people's homes.

But looking at the host's serious expression, the system felt that she must have chosen culinary skills out of some strategic consideration. There is a saying that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach.

She must be trying to win Duan Min's trust, it must be like this.

There is absolutely no other possibility, the system thought firmly, but couldn't help but ask, "Why cooking?"

You Xu took two bites of the bread, his cheeks bulging, "Easy to eat." His tone was quite natural.

In her last life, she ate in the cafeteria when she was studying, and ate staff meals after work. She always wanted to eat the whole thing herself, but she didn't have any cooking skills. Now that she has the opportunity to experience life, of course she has to give it a try.

After You Xu hastily ate two bites, she stood up to wash up, walked into the bathroom, and looked in the mirror, she immediately felt that it was worth it.

This face is really good-looking, with a small face the size of a palm, red lips and a nose, and almond eyes that are big and bright, as clear as a glass ball, containing tiny pieces of light.

It looks gentle and peaceful.

She looked at it for a while, then smiled to herself in the mirror.

After washing, You Xu began to clean up the house, from the bedroom to the living room, first wiped off the dust, then placed the things, and finally swept the floor.

After tossing and turning until the afternoon, she wrote down what she needed to buy, and then went out shopping with a bag of milk in her mouth.

This world is more modern, the buildings are taller, but more regular, the greening is better and more refined, there is no such scribbled garbage advertisements on the walls in every corner, and every hundred meters there is a floating piece of Electronic display boards on which advertisements scroll.

Youxu came to the nearest large supermarket, walked around, bought wallpaper, table paper and curtains, fruits and vegetables and snacks, plus many daily necessities, full of four big bags.

It's cool when you buy it, but tired when you take it.

There was a small shared robot parked at the entrance of the supermarket to help people carry things, but the last one was driven away. You Xu waited for a long time and did not wait for one, so she had to carry it back by herself.

When You Xu came back out of breath, only to find that Duan Min's building didn't have an elevator, and a building so exquisitely decorated and beautiful didn't even have an elevator. Is this a good thing

Maybe because the boss doesn't stay at home, things like elevators are very unnecessary for him.

You Xu looked down at the thing in his hand, sighed that life was really heavy for a while, and then resignedly started to climb the stairs.

When he moved quickly to the fourth floor, You Xu heard footsteps coming from the stairwell, a very deep voice, one after another, walking up from the bottom.

This building can live in dozens of households, but it has always been like an empty building, because the people who live in it have become puppets or experimental objects.

At this moment, a person appeared, and You Xu couldn't help but fix his eyes on the corner downstairs. After a while, a burly, fierce-looking elder brother with an inch head came up.

He had no expression, his eyes were dull, and he walked up one block at a time.

You Xu tentatively shouted: "Hello, brother, can you help me with something?"

The man seemed to have not heard it, and his footsteps kept disappearing at the corner of the upstairs.

The author has something to say: You Xu: Goldfinger—10,000 elevators.

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