I’m a Real Man

Chapter 329: [The IQ of this bear is not good]

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Lin Xueqing hid behind Lin Fei, and soon thought of a way. She hurriedly took off Lin Fei’s clothes, or was a little confused by his actions: "Xueqing, why are you taking off my clothes suddenly? ?!"

Lin Xueqing curled her small mouth and said angrily, "What else can you do? Of course, I asked you to quickly take off the clothes on your body. Taking advantage of this last time, you quickly change the white clothes and change them. After you're done, drop this bear ko."

Lin Fei heard the words, watching the little girl in front of her hurriedly picking up clothes on her body, and quickly reached out to stop her movement.

The big black bear standing opposite saw the picture in front of him, and quickly covered his eyes with two bear paws: "Oh my god! I'm going to have a needle eye, what do you guys want to do? Warn you, don't think about it. I just want to seduce me by taking off my clothes. I am a male bear and I am not interested in you humans!!!"

This series of words popped out of the bear's mouth, and immediately surprised Lin Fei and Lin Xueqing who were standing there, and couldn't help but be stunned for a while.

Lin Xueqing finally recovered. She stretched out her hand and shook Lin Fei's hand, and asked, "I didn't read it wrong just now, this bear actually spoke, and it's still in Northeastern dialect, which is incredible! Could it be it? Did I have hallucinations?!"

When Lin Fei heard this, his face was a little dull, and he stretched out his hand and squeezed it hard on his arm. The feeling of pain made him take a breath, and clearly told him that it was not fake. He turned his head and looked at it. The black bear, the big dog, who was covering his eyes with two bear paws, couldn't help taking a sip of water and asked: "You were the one who spoke just now?!"

The big black bear heard this, quietly removed one of its bear paws, and saw that the two humans were not performing undressing in front of them. It couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief. The two bear eyes widened, staring at the two people in front of him, and then spoke in an angry tone.

"Of course it's me. Are there other bears besides me standing here talking? I have never seen such a stupid human being, have I never seen a bear talking?!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Fei and Lin Xueqing shook their heads at the big black bear.

"We are all from the city, and we have never seen a bear who speaks country dialect."

When the big black bear heard this, the eyes of the two human beings became even more contemptuous

, Couldn't help muttering: "The people in the city are just ignorant, and they don't even have this common sense. Minibus, these two people just came to bully you?!"

Hearing this, the monkey nodded quickly, pointed at Lin Fei and called Lin Xueqing for a while, and made one or two moves from time to time, which looked extremely funny.

Lin Fei and Lin Xueqing looked at the monkey's series of actions, and they looked dumbfounded. What is this monkey doing? !

After the big black bear finished reading it, he buzzed his mouth: "That's right, the minibus just told me that it is you humans who bully it! Do you know that it is covered by me? Moving him is equivalent to not giving me face !!!"

Lin Xueqing glanced at this big black bear, and said angrily: "You are a horrible word at all. How do I know that it is covered by you, it can't speak, and you didn't write on its head that it is Your little brother, and, where did we bully him? Obviously he is talking nonsense there!!"

Hearing this, the big black bear looked at the imposing young girl in front of him, stretched out the bear's paw and scratched the bear's head, staring suspiciously at Lin Xueqing and Lin Fei: "You really didn't bully the weak minibus just now?! "

Lin Xueqing snorted, holding her chest up, and confidently speaking: "Of course, if we bully it, can it still jump around in front of you?!"

Hearing this, the big black bear suddenly became a little tangled. He looked at the monkey staring at him in front of him, and then turned to look at Lin Xueqing, who was standing opposite, suddenly, he didn’t know who to believe. .

When Lin Fei saw this, he almost couldn't help holding his forehead. He didn't expect this black bear to be bluffed by Lin Xueqing so easily. This guy's IQ doesn't seem to be good.

"Ahem, um... Let me tell you what happened. You can judge whether we bullied it after you listen to it."

Hearing this, the big black bear nodded, and waved the bear claws at Lin Fei: "Humans, warn you, don't try to lie to me. If you let me know that you are speaking, I promise to beat you into two small ones. Cakes."

Looking at the threatening movement of the black bear, Lin Fei didn't pay much attention to it.

After the big black bear listened, his gaze fell on the monkey in front of him, and then,

The bear and the monkey began to communicate there. This time, it did not speak human words, and could only see it growling at the monkey.

Lin Fei and Lin Xueqing watched the communication between a bear and a monkey with dumbfounded faces, and they didn't understand what they just said.

After the communication between the bear and the monkey was over, the big black bear turned its gaze to the two siblings and spoke with a buzzing sound.

"I have communicated with the minibus. Although it stole your fish, you also turned his mouth into a fat sausage, and then threw it with a stone. So, what you did was a bit too much. I decided Gently teach you a lesson, just come over and let me slap in the face, and I will definitely not embarrass you after the shooting."

Come here and let you slap you? !

Lin Fei and Lin Xueqing looked at the two-meter-high body of this big black bear, and the bear's paw almost the size of a human head.

Imagining the scene of being photographed by this bear paw, the two people couldn't help but shiver at the same time. If it is estimated that half of their lives are lost, this is also called gently teaching them? You clearly want to murder, right? !

The big black bear looked at the two brothers and sisters who were standing still, a little angry: "You can't make it through at all? But if you come, I won't go."

Lin Xueqing listened, snorted heavily, stood up, pointed at the big black bear, and said in a deep voice: "Stupid bear, you are bullying us all, what is your ability to bully us humans by virtue of your size? If we have the ability, let us compare the others."

The big black bear looked at Lin Xueqing, who was fierce in front of him, and retorted, "Why did I bully you?"

Lin Xueqing curled her lips, stared at the big black bear, and said angrily: "This is bullying us. If you take this slap, it is estimated that the two of us are about to die. We have the ability to compare our IQs with us. Anyone can crush you."

When the big black bear heard this, he glared at Lin Xueqing in front of him, and said confidently: "Bi Zhibi, I'm not afraid of you humans, but you can say anything."

Lin Fei's eyes twitched at the confident look of this big black bear. Where did this bear get its confidence? Actually want to compare IQ with them? Make sure that the head of this product was not caught by the door panel when it went out? !

(End of this chapter)