I’m a Real Man

Chapter 365: [Thirty-six green hats]

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The two spirit bodies, Kerissa and Qiuliya, didn't intend to be polite with this guy at all, they had already prepared an attack and smashed over.

Stabbed! !

The silver-white electric light flashed and fell on the red-haired parrot, causing it to tremble, and a light golden halo flashed by, and it also hit it, and was stunned by the attack of the two spirits. Lin Fei’s body was like an arrow from the string. In the blink of an eye, she came to the red-haired parrot. She clenched her white fist and punched it on the head. Then, she placed it with a neat sweep of the leg. Fell to the ground.

When Lin Fei saw this, she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and stepped on the red-haired parrot: "Okay, don't yell, although the fact that you can't fly as a parrot is too embarrassing. Yes, but you still lose now! It's our captive, what else can I say?!"

The red-haired parrot looked at Lin Fei, who was condescending and looking down at him, with a look of lovelessness. Some reluctantly stretched out its wings and grabbed Lin Fei's clothes corner: "oh may god! I can't fly! I'm lost." Blue sky and white clouds, woo..."

Looking at the red-haired parrot in front of him who was so obsessed with flying, even English popped out of his mouth after losing control, Lin Fei felt a sweat.

The two spirits also looked at each other with weird faces, their expressions were a little weird. It was the first time they saw a parrot who was so obsessed with flying. Lin Xueqing looked at the red-haired parrot half-kneeling on the ground and heartbroken. , I am also a bit softened: "Although you can't fly anymore, but as the saying goes, you can only cherish if you lose it. If you lose the blue sky, you have land, so don't be so excited..."

These words made the red-haired parrot even more sad. It said with grief: "It is not this that I am sad, but after losing the ability to fly, how can I communicate with my thirty-six room aunt? How do you roll the sheets with them? What fun is there for a bird like this, woooo..."

At this moment, the red-haired parrot has calmed down, and the urge to gain strength in his heart has also faded. I remembered that I will never be able to be like my beautiful flower in the future.

Aunt Thirty-Six is so affectionate, it suddenly feels that the bird birth is gloomy, Nima, what fun is there in such a bird birth? Suddenly, it couldn't help but feel sad, and tears burst out wildly.

Auntie Thirty-Six? !

Lin Fei, Lin Xueqing, and the two spirit beings standing next to him heard this, their expressions became extraordinarily weird, Nima, this red-haired parrot actually has a thirty-six house wife? Doesn't it mean that it has thirty-six affinity, Nima, this is simply opening the harem! This male parrot is really... the best.

Lin Fei also looked at the crying red-haired parrot in front of her with speechless eyes. Lin Xueqing standing next to her was also a little helpless: "If you don't have a girlfriend, you can look for it again. Why should you be so obsessed with your thirty-six? Mrs. Fang, she will always find... "

The red-haired parrot looked even more sad when he heard the words, and said in a choked voice: "I am not worried about finding a girlfriend, but... After my thirty-six room auntie loses me, she will definitely make affection with other birds. Counting this way, they at least put me thirty-six green hats. Does such a bird's life still make sense? Let this bird die! Woo..."

Lin Fei looked at the red-haired parrot with its wings wiping tears in front of her, completely speechless.

However, after thinking about it, it seems that this consideration of it is indeed very difficult. As a male parrot, when it knows that its thirty-six house aunt is cheaper than other male birds, it wears it. After putting on at least thirty-six green hats, you even have the heart to die! !

This sentence is like a man who learns that there is a certain amount of green hat on his forehead, he may do something emotionally out of control, let alone know that he has 36 more green hats on his forehead at the same time. , I believe it is impossible for him to be calm. When he loses control of his emotions, it is possible to do anything.

Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but feel sympathy when they looked at it, and even the dish-colored feathers on the head of the red-haired parrot had become a little green.

For a male, one of the most unbearable things in the world is definitely being put on a green hat.

Red parrot

After crying sadly for a while, I finally calmed down and sat blankly on the spot, muttering in his mouth: "Thirty-six green hats..."

When the two spirits saw this, they couldn't help but shrugged their shoulders, expressing their helplessness. Standing on the altar, everyone began to discuss. The discussion was very simple, naturally-how to get out of here.

Qiu Liya was the first to express her own point of view: "It is naturally a bit difficult to leave here early. Based on the current situation, we estimate that we can only wait for dawn and after the white fog is further weakened. We can leave safely, regardless of the threat of the big white snakes in the mist..."

"Otherwise, let's ask the red-haired parrot, maybe it has a way to get out of here, so I won't be allowed to stay here overnight..." Lin Xueqing whispered.

After hearing this, everyone turned their eyes to the thirty-six red-haired parrots sitting next to them, muttering heartbrokenly. Unfortunately, the latter did not respond to their gazes.

When Lin Fei saw this, she stretched out her hand and rubbed her brows. She walked over and asked in a low voice: "That... don't be sad. The forest will always be there. You just gave up thirty-six grasses. That's it, have confidence in yourself, uh, I want to ask if there is any way you can leave here early?!"

When the red parrot heard this, his expression changed slightly, and a Ji Ling jumped from the ground, and said excitedly: "I have figured out a way! I know how to stop being cuckold!!"

Everyone looked at the red-haired parrot with an excited look, and their eyes were a little weird.

Feelings This red-haired parrot thought about it for a long time there, but it’s just what you want there to avoid being cuckold! Is it really speechless? !

Lin Fei gave a light cough and said quietly: "Um, cough cough, I just want to ask how you can go out early, not how you can avoid cuckolding..."

It's a pity that the red parrot was so excited at this moment that he didn't intend to listen to her at all, but hurried to the altar instead.

(End of this chapter)