I’m Acting Gay on a Dating Show
我在恋爱综艺搅基
Author: 李思危
Latest: Chapter 75
Status: Completed
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Tags: celebrities charismatic protagonist cross dressing cute protagonist dense protagonist
Shen Yang joined a reality show focusing on authentic relationships between ordinary people. He worked hard to pick up girls, but didn’t think……he’d be picked up instead!
Shen Yang: I am a straight man.
Su Hanying: Get in the car; I’ll take you to school.
Shen Yang: I really am a straight man!
Su Hanying: Here’s my card, buy whatever you want.
Shen Yang: ……
Viewer A: Su-ge’s driving skills are top-notch! Shen-mei, get in the car!
Viewer B: Help! Shen-mei’s about to cheat, go get him, Su-ge!
Viewer C: Wow, I’m clearly here to appreciate the romance and drama between hot guys and pretty girls, but why has my sight been stolen by a pair of dog men?
This is a story about the whole world watching two boys act gay on a dating show, and also the story of a fallen Polaris regaining its light.
沈央参加了一档主打素人恋爱的真人秀，他兢兢业业泡妹，没想到……却被当妹子泡了！
沈央：我是直男。
宿寒英：上车，送你上学。
沈央：我真的是直男！
宿寒英：刷卡，随便买。
沈央：……
观众A：宿哥车技卓越！快上了沈妹！
观众B：救命！沈妹要红杏出墙，宿哥冲鸭！
观众C：呵，我明明是来欣赏帅哥靓妹撒狗粮&修罗场的，为什么会被一对狗男男吸引住全部视线？
这是全世界都在围观两个男孩子在恋爱综艺里搅基的故事，也是一颗陨落的紫微星重焕光芒的故事。
【阅读指南】
本文半架空，同性恋婚姻合法化。其中综艺模式参考《心动的信号/heart signal》，有大量私设。另外作者游戏渣，为避免写出bug，文中游戏属自造，一切以作者解释为准。