In May, the wind is warm and the sun is warm.
Shen Yang got out of the taxi with his luggage and walked to a small courtyard.
The roses in the courtyard are in full bloom, surrounded by a small western-style building, and this is where Shen Yang will live.
Two months ago, Shen Yang successfully interviewed for a variety show that focused on amateur socializing and dating. According to the design of the program group, he will sleep together with several other guests for 28 days, and share their social rules and private feelings with audiences across the country without affecting their daily lives.
To put it bluntly, it is to share their process of spreading dog food and Shura field.
But Shen Yang didn't come to fall in love. As a member of the mildly socially phobic crowd, he was willing to muster up the courage to show himself in public space, just for a considerable program announcement fee—he wanted to buy a house in City A as soon as possible. Take the elderly grandparents over.
Of course, it would be even better if I could find a suitable partner by the way... Cough.
Shen Yang regained his composure and gently pushed open the courtyard door.
The sound of the suitcase rollers sliding across the stone path made Shen Yang, who was not good at interacting with strangers, even more nervous. He walked slowly to the door of Xiaoyanglou, and saw the words "Heartbeat 28 Days" engraved on the wooden sign hanging on the door. , is the full name of this variety show.
Shen Yang straightened his clothes with one hand, took a deep breath, and turned the doorknob—
Then, dense camera lenses were aimed at him.
emmmmm...
Shen Yang wanted to laugh a little, but relieved a little cramped, after all, in order to let them get used to the camera, the program team had arranged two days of daily follow-up filming.
The announcement fee was taken, at least some professional ethics is required, so Shen Yang added drama to himself: "I'm not the first to come, am I?"
However, the camera crew would not answer him.
Shen Yang put the luggage next to the shoe rack, changed into the slippers and walked into the living room. Sure enough, he didn't see other guests.
He glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and the pointer pointed to exactly eleven o'clock, a full hour earlier than the assembly time required by the program group.
Shen Yang walked around in the living room, found a single sofa and sat down, really didn't know what to do.
Have you been sitting here waiting for someone
Being "surrounded" by so many cameras, a tiny expression and movement may be cut out for the audience to interpret, which is embarrassing to think about.
Suddenly, Shen Yang noticed that there was a booklet on the coffee table, on the cover was written "Rules of "28 Days of Heartbeat", he picked up the booklet and read in a low voice: "First, you must go back to Xiaoyanglou every night; , the age and occupation cannot be announced on the day of check-in; third, personal contact information cannot be shared during the co-stay; fourth, confession to the person you like is not allowed during the co-stay; Short message."
In fact, Shen Yang understood these five rules as early as when he signed the contract. The program team also had some additional requirements, such as trying not to use mobile phones during filming. But in order to increase the realism of the program and to waste time, Shen Yang still pretended to meet for the first time, dutifully finished reading the rules.
Read until the last word, still did not see the second guest.
Shen Yang sighed slightly, and decided to go upstairs for a stroll.
But as soon as he went up to the second floor, he heard movement from downstairs, and looked towards the entrance, and saw a dark-skinned, muscular young man, who was looking up and smiling at him with a mouthful of white teeth: "Hi!"
"Hello." Shen Yang smiled slightly stiffly.
"Only you?"
The young man's voice was bright and clear, which made Shen Yang relax a little, and he said a witty thing, "Yes, you have to face life with a smile on your own."
The scene was quiet for a second.
"Hahaha..." The young man laughed exaggeratedly, "It's really philosophical."
Shen Yang: "..."
I really want to turn the time back to a minute ago, and pour out the water in my head... Shen Yang averted his eyes in embarrassment, and hurried downstairs.
When he got closer, Shen Yang saw clearly that the young man was holding a small fish tank in his hand, so he asked, "Do you need help?"
"Thanks." The young man handed him the fish tank, and introduced smoothly, "My babies, the black one is called Phelps, and the red one is called Thorpe."
Shen Yang: "...a good name."
When the two were seated, the young man asked familiarly: "You came so early? By the way, my name is Yang Tianchi, what's your name?"
Shen Yang: "Shen Yang."
Yang Tianchi: "Where does the water sink at three o'clock? Which center?"
Shen Yang: "Yang in the middle."
Yang Tianchi nodded and said with a smile, "Is there any water to drink?"
"Yes." Shen Yang took a bottle of mineral water from the low cabinet next to it and handed it to Yang Tianchi, who didn't drink it directly, but read to the outer package: "Pure water, natural water, Yunshan mineral water. "
Shen Yang was stunned for a moment before realizing that Yunshan Mineral Water was one of the sponsors of "28 Days of Heartbeat", and Yang Tianchi was advertising for "Gold Master Dad".
He cast a look of "You are so dedicated" to the other party, and silently reflected for a second.
Yang Tianchi took a sip of water, talked about his precious fish again, and taught Shen Yang the experience of raising fish. When the chat got aroused, he suddenly suggested: "When I drove over, I saw a fishing hall nearby. We can go there when we are free. fishing."
Shen Yang agreed, thinking that Yang Tianchi came here by car, and he was in his twenties, probably from the working party.
Just as he was reasoning secretly, he heard the sound of the door opening again.
Shen Yang and Yang Tianchi looked at each other, got up and walked towards the entrance at the same time.
- It's a girl!
Shen Yang was a little excited, the girl in front of her was pretty, with black hair and shawl, wearing a white dress, she looked like an ancient goddess!
However, the girl seemed a little shy. She lowered her head to avoid the gaze of the two of them, and said softly, "Hello."
"Hello!" Yang Tianchi greeted him enthusiastically, "I'll help you put your luggage."
The girl quickly glanced at Yang Tianchi, then glanced at Shen Yang, lowered her head again and whispered thanks.
It seems that the new girls are more introverted? Shen Yang couldn't help being thankful that it was Yang Tianchi who came first, otherwise, if he was allowed to be alone with this girl, there would be a high probability of silence.
But this is only Shen Yang's idea. In Yang Tianchi's dictionary, the word "cold" has never been used. He naturally gave his name, introduced Shen Yang by the way, and asked: "What do you call a beautiful woman?"
The girl took the mineral water Shen Yang gave her, twisted the cap and said, "My surname is Long, and my name is... Dragon Girl."
"Ah?" Yang Tianchi raised his eyebrows, "Stage name?"
Dragon Girl brushed her hair uncomfortably, "It's her real name."
"Haha, then your parents must like Mr. Jin Yong's novels very much." Yang Tianchi concluded cheerfully, and added: "My surname is Yang, my name is Yang Tianchi, and your name is Longnv. If I round it up, I should call you aunt."
Long Nu blushed suddenly, she didn't know how to accept such ambiguous jokes, she was so nervous that her mind went blank, she rushed to Shen Yang and said: "Then... Brother Diao?"
Shen Yang who has been unable to get in the conversation: "..."
so cold!
Arctic cold!
Ice Age cold!
Yang Tianchi's wild laughter sounded in the living room, and when he had had enough, he pointed to the fish tank on the coffee table and said, "Dragon Girl, let me introduce you to my babies."
Next, it was time for Yang Tianchi's "Practical Fish Farming Encyclopedia". The content of the chat was almost the same as before, making Shen Yang suspect that Yang Tianchi brought the fish here just to find a topic cleverly and recited the words in advance.
Maybe Yang Tianchi is not as talkative as he appears on the surface, and getting along with strangers also requires certain skills? And the reason why he exaggerated his character may be to fit the character design
Yes, human design.
The program group did not give a script, but specially arranged the characters. For example, Shen Yang's personality is "central air-conditioning", and his belief is that it is very warm for every girl, and he is a perfect candidate for a spare tire. He guessed that Yang Tianchi's character was cheerful and funny? And the character of the dragon girl is quiet and shy
Of course, each guest's personality will not deviate too much from his own personality. He is relatively gentle. It is not difficult to be considerate to girls. The difficulty is that he thinks he is dedicated, but he is very warm to everyone. Doesn't it mean teasing everyone
What a scumbag!
However, for the notice fee, Shen Yang sacrificed his pure white soul...
The three of them chatted for more than 20 minutes, and Yang Tianchi's fish farming experience gradually came to an end. He suddenly said, "Why don't we make a bet."
Shen Yang: "What are you betting on?"
Yang Tianchi: "Just bet on whether it will be a boy or a girl who will come later, and the loser will be responsible for today's dinner."
Shen Yang: "Yes, I guess it's a boy."
Long Nu thought for a while and said, "Then I guess it's a girl."
Yang Tianchi: "I also guess it's a girl—"
As soon as the words fell, there was another door opening sound from the other side of the porch.
Shen Yang noticed that Longnu sat up straight instantly, and hurriedly stood up in a panic.
Yang Tianchi just slapped his thigh, smiling brightly: "Here we come!"
The three walked over together, only to find that they had guessed wrong, because it was a man and a woman who came.
But Shen Yang only noticed the men among them, and thought in his mind: It turns out that white skin to a certain extent will really give people the illusion of glowing...
Besides Bai, the boys are also tall and handsome, enough to overwhelm the audience!
In fact, these amateurs who were selected by the program group, their appearance is already very good in the group of real amateurs, but the new boys seem to be completely out of the ordinary. Shen Yang feels that even if the other party enters the entertainment circle, he can still Gained a large area of land.
All in all, the appearance of such a boy in a love variety show means only two words to other people of the same sex - rival!
"You're too handsome, aren't you?" Yang Tianchi praised sincerely, and put his hand on Shen Yang's shoulder, "It makes us lose the meaning of existence!"
Shen Yang smiled in embarrassment, and was about to say hello when Yang Tianchi's eyes lit up and he said passionately, "Hi! Hello beauty!"
It was only then that Shen Yang noticed that another new sleeper - wavy curls, Ou Shuang, high nose bridge, smiling lips, and pointed chin, was very beautiful, but it also reminded him of many "Korean plastic surgery" of the same style on the Internet , I thought that Yang Tianchi likes this type? Because compared to the reaction when he first met the dragon girl, Yang Tianchi is obviously much more excited now.
The girl waved her hand gracefully and smiled decently, "Hello, everyone."
Shen Yang and Longnu also greeted each other one after another, and finally heard a very magnetic voice, "Hello, my name is Su Hanying."
"Surname Su?" Yang Tianchi was a little surprised, "It's rare, what about Hanying? The cold cold? The eagle of the goshawk?" Before Su Hanying could answer, he burst out laughing: "There is really Brother Diao? "
Shen Yang: "..."
Dragon Girl: "..."
The new guests didn't understand Yang Tianchi's sand sculpture stalks, the girl looked at a loss, but Su Hanying still had a cold expression: "No."
In the suspicious eyes of everyone, he calmly uttered two words: "Cao Yang."
The author has something to say: [fill in the blank]
Shen Mei: I regard you as a strong enemy, but you want to ____ me.
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[Reading Guide]
① This article is half-empty, and gay marriage is legalized.
②The variety show mode refers to "heart signal / heart signal", there are a lot of private settings.
③In addition, the author's game is scum, in order to avoid writing bugs, the game in this article is self-made, and everything is subject to the author's explanation.