[Small chat] Ask for the hammer to get the hammer, and use stacked pictures to prove whether the gay Zi that was photographed on the big screen today is Bumblebee
At seven o'clock in the evening, a post suddenly appeared in the most senior player community of "Three Kingdoms" and three "hots" floated in just a few hours.
Landlord: I cut a picture of Bumblebee from a similar angle from the video of the s3 finals. Through PS superposition and comparison, I found that his facial skeleton is basically the same as that of the purple T man. So, 99% can be sure that the purple T man is Bumblebee, 1% may be Bumblebee's twin brother, let's hammer it out!
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Sad, deplorable.
I wonder if Bumblebee turned himself into a gay because his right hand was injured and he can no longer masturbate...
"Damn it, it really seems to be Bumblebee!"
"Who is Bumblebee?"
"Bee Shenjiahei is even more in love with fans than fans. After many years, I still can't forget him."
"Oh my God, Mama, what did I see?! It's God Bee! He's still so handsome! He's so charming! It lights up my world like a firefly in the dark! Mama asked me why I'm always in tears, because I love God Bee deeply!"
"The elementary school upstairs is haunted by chickens, and I don't know God Bee when I come to this forum? Back then, he was responsible for the traffic of the entire forum..."
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"The time filter is really easy to use, and the color bee can be washed out, Keke."
"Haha! I fight, I get suspended, I paddle, but I'm a lucky bee."
"God bee needs to be cleansed? Can you be forced to be ashamed of others? Don't come to the refrigerator to cool down, you are all WTK players, even God bee can rub you sunspots on the ground with one hand !"
"It's strange not to know Caibee? He has been in the Mariana Trench a long time ago. How many people know him now? He doesn't deserve a name in terms of historical status."
"The person who brought back the only world champion and mvp to the nest has no historical status? Hehe, the bgm of a fan of a certain countryman and a certain Judah team in this building is resounding!"
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"Wait, I'm the only one who noticed that the poster has a video of the s3 finals? Please beg! You can pay online! You can trade offline!"
"The host loves God Bee very much. Does he keep the video of him licking every day, crying and cursing while laughing?"
"Sadness lui.jpg."
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As soon as Shen Yang went to the forum and saw the title, he had a premonition of pills, entered the post and almost passed out out of breath!
He retired at the age of twenty, and it has been four years since these people still let him go? Just let him quietly be a gay... No, wouldn't it be nice to be a handsome man? !
I really want to reply in person. Anyway, no one knows his current vest number. When he was about to click to reply, he saw a message——
"Even if you look at the world, there is no more talented player than Bumblebee. How many top masters back then became stepping stones on his road to becoming a god. Ask those people, dare you say that he has no historical status?"
"Six years ago, WTK was only a client game, and the national popularity was far lower than it is today. In addition, the mainstream media still rejects e-sports, major clubs are not good at marketing, and platforms such as live broadcasts are not popular, and Bumblebee has retired for many years. There are very few video files, it is normal for new players not to know him, but this is not the reason for you to belittle him."
"It's useless to talk too much, data is the only truth."
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Dozens of pictures got stuck so that the APP almost crashed, and when the pictures were finally swiped out, Shen Yang was shocked!
The picture includes the data of every game he has played since he became a professional player. It even includes some practice matches and solo row data. There are many games that even Shen Yang himself has forgotten, but the opponent has sorted them out clearly.
In addition, the last few pictures also put the data upper limit, data lower limit and average data of many well-known players for comparison.
This is simply Bumblebee's true fan!
She really loves Bumblebee better than Shen Yang herself!
It is conceivable that after the replies on this floor, the rhythm was completely taken away, and Shen Yang didn't bother to read the comments anymore. He clicked on the other party's ID "gjhhh123" and found that there were not many replies from this netizen, but each one was consistent with Bumblebee related.
Shen Yang was so moved that his eyes turned red. He was not only remembered, recognized, supported, and liked, but also a person who was completely unfamiliar to him. In a space and time he didn't know, he silently dedicated his sincere love And fiery heart.
Shen Yang even wanted to leave a message in person to thank the other party.
But considering his bloody physique, Shen Yang just used a small vest, quietly gave the other party a like, and sent all the flowers he had saved on the forum.
That night, Shen Yang stayed in the bathroom for a long time before he calmed down. When he was dreaming at night, he dreamed that he was standing in the center of the stage, with the national flag on his shoulders and a gold cup in his hand. A name echoed—Bumblebee!
Upon waking up, Shen Yang was in a happy mood and full of energy, smiling from getting out of bed to getting into the car.
As the car drove away from the small foreign building, Su Hanying stared at the road ahead and asked, "Did something good happen?"
Shen Yang glanced at Su Hanying, last night he was worried that the other party would also go to that forum and know his vest. But seeing that Su Hanying was the same as usual today, Shen Yang didn't intend to bring it up. He nodded: "It's a good thing, I met a new friend online."
"Hmm." Su Hanying didn't seem to be curious at all, and instead asked, "Who do you want to date on duty?"
Shen Yang was taken aback for a moment, only to think of the new task that the director gave yesterday, "I haven't thought about it yet, what about you?"
Su Hanying: "Duan Weiwei."
"Why?" Shen Yang opened his eyes slightly, not because he had any sense of crisis. After a week of getting along with him, he already understood that he and Duan Weiwei couldn't get along. Surprised that Su Hanying chose a partner without hesitation, is he moved
Su Hanying looked at him, and then said: "The last time I went on a date with Duan Weiwei, this time I'm going by the way."
Shen Yang: "..."
That's right, how could someone as frigid as Su Hanying be easily moved
Shen Yang thought for a while, then hesitated: "Then should I ask Jiaqi out? But Brother Tianchi will definitely ask her out..."
But if he asks out the Dragon Girl, Shen Yang is worried that the two of them will frequently stand in the cold...
Su Hanying: "Do you want to listen to my advice?"
Shen Yang: "Yes!"
Su Hanying: "Let's make an appointment with Yan's family."
Shen Yang: "What if Brother Chi also chooses her? How about I discuss it with him first?"
"There's nothing to discuss." Su Hanying: "Dragon Girl and Tianchi obviously got along very well on the last date, and Tianchi will ask her out this time."
Shen Yang was suspicious, "Really? But I think..."
Su Hanying: "Really, I asked Tianchi."
Shen Yang was startled, and thought that since this was the case, there was no need for him to hesitate, which happened to save a troublesome matter.
When they got to University A, Su Hanying told Shen Yang that he might not be able to pick him up in time because of some errands today, and the latter hurriedly said, "It's okay, I can take the subway back! Drive carefully!"
Shen Yang waved his hand with a smile, turned around and entered the school gate, but did not notice that Su Hanying's car turned around and drove back to the original road.
It wasn't until after four o'clock in the afternoon that Su Hanying arrived at the training room. When Yingjun and the others looked at the puppy in his arms, they swallowed back all the questions that had been pent up in their stomachs, and surrounded them one after another.
"Where did the dog come from?"
"Looks like a wild dog."
"Captain, have you picked up dogs in addition to picking up cats? Has the dog been vaccinated?"
"Beat it." Su Hanying said concisely, he put down the puppy, took out the dog bowl from the bag, and ordered: "There are dog food and kennels in the car, and there is a blue bag that contains body wash and brushes. , Handsome go and help me get it up, I'll take it around."
Handsome took the car keys, "Boss, are you here so late today just for this little guy?"
Su Hanying nodded. After he found the puppy at the Food Street of the University of Science and Technology of China today, he first took the dog to the pet hospital. After inspection, it was confirmed that the puppy had no other problems except malnutrition. Afterwards, it was vaccinated, bathed, sheared, Deworming and so on... In the end, he went home and took his household registration book to the street office to fill out the dog registration. He was so busy that he didn't even eat lunch.
Seeing that the puppy was not afraid of people, Nan Nan kept flicking its tail, so she knelt down and patted the dog's head, asking, "What's the dog's name?"
Su Hanying: "I didn't name it."
"Then shall I give you one?" Nan Nan thinks she is very proficient in Chinese, "How about Da Wang? When I bring the dog back in the future, I will call it Er Wang and San Wang?"
"I don't need you." Su Hanying looked down at the puppy and smiled softly, "Someone will take it."
Nan Nan: "Who?"
Su Hanying didn't intend to say any more, and went to the door with the puppy in her arms.
When people left the training room, Nan Nan suddenly said: "Ah! I forgot to ask about the hot search."
A Piao said quietly: "I advise you not to ask."
Nan Nan: "Why? I'm so curious! The captain really became a couple with God Bee? I don't know what it's like to kiss a man..."
Inexplicably, A Piao felt that Nan Nan's tone was full of yearning, and recalled a special hobby of the other party. He once had the urge to cover his mouth in panic, but he still endured the scruples of the other party's extraordinary combat power, and only mentioned: "Yesterday we were in Wechat on WeChat for a long time, has the captain returned?"
Nan Nan: "No."
A Piao: "What he didn't want to say, did we ask anything?"
Nan Nan: "...No."
Ah Piao's eyes flickered slightly, "Besides, there are still handsome..."
"It makes sense!" Nan Nan suddenly realized, and looked at A Piao appreciatively, "It's still you who are wretched!"
A Piao: "..."
So when Yingjun came up panting with his things in his arms, he saw Nan Nan and A Piao winking at him, Yingjun didn't understand what he meant, so he simply ignored him and said to Su Hanying: "Boss, the things are brought up."
At this time, Su Hanying was already sitting in front of the computer, letting the puppy have fun, "Thanks, let's put it on the sofa first, and I'll clean it up later."
Yingjun complied, then moved to Su Hanying's side step by step, and said to Ai Qiqi: "Boss, can I ask you something..."
"If it's something you asked on WeChat yesterday, you can shut up."
hansome:"… "
A Piao and Nan Nan looked at each other and sighed at the same time—useless things!
Helpless, Yingjun had no choice but to go back to his seat. Just as he was preparing for a solo row, Su Hanying asked, "What kind of person do you think I am?"
Without thinking, Yingjun blurted out: "Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony..." Noticing that Su Hanying's eyes gradually cooled down, he was so frightened that he shook the truth: "Gao, the flower of Gaoling..."
Su Hanying frowned, and seemed dissatisfied with the answer, "If I were warmer to you..."
Yingjun didn't even think about it: "Then I definitely suspect that you have been pierced by a soul!"
Su Hanying was silent, "Very good."
The program team requested that personal contact information not be shared during the camp, but if the person communicating with him could not guess that it was him at all, then he would not be considered a violation.
After making up her mind, Su Hanying logged into the WTK player community, but encountered another problem...
"Handsome, Chang'e from the White Bear team strayed into your live broadcast room before, what did you say that made her fall in love with you after only one live broadcast?"
Hearing the name of the goddess, Yingjun hesitated, "Boss, what are you talking about? She just expressed her liking for my voice, praised my operation for being coquettish and smart, gave me two rockets, and..."
"Get to the point."
Handsome got stuck, and said regretfully: "I rely on artistically processed rainbow farts and kneeling and licking."
Su Hanying pursed her thin lips lightly: "Let me put it another way, if Chang'e contacts you with a trumpet one day..."
Handsome: "Why does she use a trumpet?"
Su Hanying: "She doesn't want to reveal her real identity, but you already know, how will you reply to her?"
Handsome thought: "Dear? Let's make friends? Then post a few emoticons of kissing, hugging and holding high... In short, be more enthusiastic and cute?"
"... Forget it, I actually asked you." Su Hanying was very puzzled by her behavior, as expected, it is inevitable for anyone to go to the doctor in a hurry.
At the same time, Shen Yang, who had nothing to do on the way home, was browsing the player community when the system suddenly reminded the forum netizen "gjhhh123" that he had sent him a private message.
Shen Yang was pleasantly surprised, and quickly opened—
gjhhh123: Dear! Do you also like God Bumblebee? Let's make friends! [Love you][kiss[hug][rose]
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