When Shen Yang woke up the next day, he felt as if his limbs were going to be broken, not to mention the soreness and pain, but he could still hear the sound of "cracking" bones.
He was complaining while washing his face, but Su Hanying leaned against the door with his hands folded, and said without sympathy: "You don't exercise too much, I have already warned you that it will hurt, I plan to give you a simple massage, you must sleep."
Shen Yang covered his face with a towel guiltily. In fact, he slept all the way on Su Hanying's back last night, and he was not so sleepy when he came back. It's just that when he thinks about having physical contact with Su Hanying again, he feels embarrassed...
"I was really tired yesterday..." Shen Yang's eyes wandered, and he secretly changed the topic, "Fortunately, today's theme PA doesn't have much exercise."
Su Hanying thought of the invitation card that Shen Yang gave him, and asked directly: "Are you going to do a nostalgic theme?"
Shen Yang froze when putting on the towel, and turned around in surprise: "Did I talk in my sleep last night?"
Even Su Hanying, who was as witty as she was, was stunned for a moment before realizing it. Shen Yang was worried that he would slip up by accident, so he laughed: "No, you sleep very quietly." Be good, and rarely turn over.
Shen Yang was suspicious: "Then how do you know?"
Su Hanying: "The card is very nostalgic, it's just a random guess."
Shen Yang breathed a sigh of relief, it was not his fault, the card was chosen by the Yan family!
On this day, Shen Yang took leave of absence from the school early, and the reason why she got up early was because she was going to Yan Jiaqi's company to arrange a themed PA.
After breakfast, he took Yan Jiaqi's car and set off.
The two of them were busy from morning to afternoon, and they were so exhausted that the venue finally looked like a classroom.
Shen Yang sprawled on the floor and said desperately: "Fortunately, there is a program team to help, otherwise the two of us will not be able to do it for a day and a night."
The Yan family was concerned, and was so tired that she couldn't even touch up her makeup. She glanced at Shen Yang who was lying on the ground carelessly, and reminded: "Cub, should you change your clothes? I guess it will be later." Someone is coming."
Shen Yang's heart tightened suddenly, and he squinted at Yan Jiaqi, and saw that she took out a small box out of nowhere, and said with a smile: "This is a gift prepared by Ma Ma for you."
"...What is it?" The strong sense of crisis made Shen Yang ignore Yan Jiaqi's claim, and said anxiously: "I don't know how to do weird things—"
Before the line of refusal was smooth, the director jumped out, "Shen Yang, do a good job today. If the broadcast effect is good and advertisers come to find you, I will definitely help you negotiate a higher price!"
Shen Yang looked at the director's bald hairline due to "love", but couldn't feel any sympathy at all, only pityed that his lifeblood was caught by someone.
Under the expectant gaze of the whole room, Shen Yang reluctantly nodded.
At six o'clock, Duan Weiwei and Longnu came together. After walking around the "classroom" in memory, they got a suit-like school uniform for boys from Yan Jiaqi, and went to the locker room with a smile.
At a quarter past six, Yang Tianchi and Su Hanying arrived, and each of them got a school uniform...
"Did you send it wrong? This is a skirt." The naive Yang Tianchi was unaware, and smiled casually: "Where is Shen Yang? As the master, why don't you come out to pick up the guests?"
"Shen Yang is still preparing." Yan Jiaqi showed the most standard smile and explained carefully: "There is no mistake in posting, this is our theme today."
"What?" Yang Tianchi wanted to pick out his ears, what does it mean that he did not make a mistake? "Isn't the theme campus nostalgia?"
Yan Jiaqi raised his index finger and shook it, "The full name is—campus nostalgia-turned-theme pa."
"What's the sex change??!" Yang Tianchi felt that his three views had collapsed, "No, you're not kidding me, are you? Tell me to wear a skirt??!"
"What's wrong with wearing skirts, we girls have given up the pure and lovely little skirts and wear pants, and you're not alone..." Yan Jiaqi looked at Su Hanying timidly: "Shen Yang and Su, Brother Su wants to wear it too..."
After she said this nervously, she was afraid that Su Hanying would be cold on the spot, but the other party only said indifferently: "Shen Yang changed her skirt?"
Seeing his attitude, Yan Jiaqi grew more confident, thinking that it would be useful to use Shen Yang as "bait". Once Su Hanying agrees, can the rest of Yang Tianchi resist? So she nodded immediately, "Yes, Shen Yang is dressed up today, Brother Su wants to see it too?"
Su Hanying didn't answer, and silently took the skirt and went to the dressing room, responding with actions.
Yang Tianchi froze on the spot, he thought that Su Hanying would join him in the same camp, but he didn't expect that the other party, who was so noble and inviolable, would betray him in a blink of an eye? What happened to Shen Yang wearing a skirt? Is it that attractive
At this moment, the real straight man Yang Tianchi felt abandoned by the world.
In Yan Jiaqi's half-smile eyes, Yang Tianchi took the skirt and left full of resentment. He wanted to argue with Su Hanying and tried to struggle for the last time, but when he entered the door, he saw that the other party had changed into a white shirt and plaid skirt …
"..."
“……………”
Yang Tianchi was stunned for a long time, and there was a burst of earth-shattering laughter from the locker room.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… "
Yang Tianchi laughed so hard that tears flowed out. It's not that Su Hanying is ugly, Su Hanying is handsome in a sack with Su Hanying's appearance, but the sense of disobedience is too ridiculous. If he insisted on saying it, it would be Ximen Chuuxue second Become a little dragon girl...
However, Su Hanying didn't feel uncomfortable at all, he said with a calm expression: "Save your energy, you will still laugh later."
"Huh?" Yang Tianchi wiped away his tears, "Are you referring to Shen Yang? Don't tell me, he is already handsome, and he might look good in women's clothing."
Su Hanying slightly raised her lower lip, "I mean when you look in the mirror."
Yang Tianchi: "..."
It's a pity that when Yang Tianchi really faced the mirror, he couldn't laugh at all. Looking at the "King Kong Barbie" who looked like himself in the mirror, he cried...
But even though Yang Tianchi was reluctant, he still swayed out of the locker room with his skirt.
Originally, he liked to see girls wearing skirts, especially the short skirts that showed long legs, but it wasn't until he also put on skirts that he realized that it was not easy for girls—the whole butt was chilly, and it felt like the next second It's gone, I don't know which leg to take!
But look at Su Hanying, who can show her demeanor, demeanor, and temperament in a skirt! People are better than people...
Yang Tianchi was distracted and didn't notice Su Hanying's sudden stop, so he bumped into the opponent's back.
He was clutching his stuffy nose and was about to complain, but he froze when he raised his head...
Who is the beauty in front? ! !
Speaking purely, the shyness between the corners of the eyes and the tip of the brow is also full of charm.
Speaking of charming, there is a hint of heroism in the outline of the facial features.
Even Yang Tianchi, who always only loves online celebrity models, was hit with one blow—this is the goddess of dreams that no man can resist! ! !
Shen Yang lowered his head slightly at this time, not daring to look at anyone, especially Su Hanying.
Even so, he still felt the scorching sight from the front, and he was so nervous that he had nowhere to rest his hands and feet, so he could only touch the little crown hairpin on his head in a disguised way.
… Yes, he also wears hairpins.
The small gift Yan Jiaqi prepared for him was a ponytail wig and a small crown hairpin. The other party originally planned to help him with makeup, but this time Shen Yang firmly defended his integrity! First, as a straight boy, he naturally resists makeup, and second, Yan Jiaqi likes the kind of heavy makeup that he really can't accept. He feels like he will turn into a shemale in minutes!
At least he can comfort himself now, even though he is dressed in women's clothing, his heroic spirit cannot be hidden!
"Beauty, beauty..."
Hearing Yang Tianchi's voice, although Shen Yang didn't think it was calling him, but subconsciously glanced at it...
"Ahahahahahahahaha..."
Seeing Yang Tianchi, who was tall, dark, strong and wearing a small skirt, Shen Yang was out of breath laughing with the girls, and he squatted directly on the ground.
Shen Yang buried his head in his knees, his shoulders trembled uncontrollably, and the shyness and apprehension in his heart disappeared with this smile—compared to Yang Tianchi, he is simply not so normal and easy to cut? The other party can actually wear the school skirt to such a horrifying and funny effect!
Seeing Shen Yang's reaction, Yang Tianchi finally regained consciousness after being stunned by the beauty, and he said why the beauty looks so familiar!
"It's Shen Yang..." Amidst the endless laughter, Yang Tianchi scratched his head in embarrassment, "Why do you still have a wig..."
Shen Yang raised his face and looked at him again, it took a lot of self-control to restrain the desire to laugh again, and quickly glanced aside. Afterwards, he saw Su Hanying next to Yang Tianchi—the other person's face value was right there, plus a pair of long, white and straight legs, standing next to Yang Tianchi was simply Beauty and the Beast.
Shen Yang tilted his head and commented: "Brother Su is quite pretty."
However, Su Hanying just looked at him expressionlessly, turned around suddenly in the next second, and walked out of the room quickly.
"... What's wrong?" Shen Yang said anxiously: "Did I say something wrong?"
The members of the Yan family looked at each other in blank dismay, all puzzled.
Yang Tianchi was still concerned about the oolong just now, and said with resentment: "It can't be that you scared me away..."
Unexpectedly, his words caused public outrage, and the girls all hated him—
Duan Weiwei: "You actually used the word 'scare'. Brother Su didn't run away when he saw you, let alone our beloved sister Shen!"
Yan Jiaqi: "That's right, my cub is so cute, even if Brother Su ran away because of him, he still couldn't control it! Run away!"
Even the dragon girl cast aside uncharacteristically: "You are just jealous of my junior sister!"
Even the assistant who was on the sidelines couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "The essence of lemon!"
Yang Tianchi: "..."
I'm not! I don't! I'm just a little bit reconciled to the goddess turning into nothing!
But no one wanted to listen to his explanation, even Shen Yang couldn't care less about rescuing his companions who were in a tight siege - he had already been stunned by the fancy names of several ladies, but he only wore women's clothes once, the person he worked hard to shape Has it collapsed like this
At this moment, Shen Yang suddenly wondered if it was worth it to sell his integrity for money
Just when Yang Tianchi was in a state of desperation, footsteps came from the corridor again. After everyone was quiet, Su Hanying came back.
The other party still looked lukewarm, but the bangs on his forehead were a little wet, as if he had just washed his face...
"Are you going to have barbecue later?" Su Hanying glanced at the barbecue grill on the terrace outside the "classroom".
Shen Yang was worried that he really said the wrong thing, so he said in a flattering tone: "Yes, do you like it?"
Su Hanying looked at him intently, and said for a while, "I like it."
Shen Yang felt relieved, and heard Su Hanying say: "Then start baking, I've already washed my hands."
... So just now Su Hanying washed her hands in advance just because she was going to grill
Everyone nodded ignorantly and stepped forward to help.
They played games while grilling the barbecue. Shen Yang first played some sets of cups with Su Hanying, and then played a few rounds of marbles, but Su Hanying didn't know what was going on today. God, so that he lost all the way.
It's fine to lose to Shen Yang, but to lose to Yang Tianchi and Duan Weiwei, it's like losing the crown!
In the end, the six guests played "you make gestures and I guess" together.
Shen Yang looked at the "Marilyn Monroe" on the lifting board, thought for a while and made a gesture of five, indicating five words, then stood up and slightly bent his legs, pressing the skirt with both hands.
It's a pity that his body is stiff, and he doesn't have any charm or sex appeal. Yang Tianchi looked at it for a long time, and hesitated: "... your balls hurt?"
Shen Yang: "..."
In order to add weight, he pouted his lips again, and saw Yang Tianchi's eyes flickering away, a suspicious blush appeared on his face, and the two "enemies" Yan Jiaqi and Duan Weiwei actually hugged each other intimately, whispering: " So cute, it must be boy paper!"
Shen Yang: "..."
Just as Shen Yang was breaking out in cold sweat, Su Hanying guessed the answer right, ending his pain.
Shen Yang happily clapped hands with Su Hanying to celebrate, the two exchanged positions, and Su Hanying gestured, and they guessed.
Su Hanying made a comparison of three first, and Shen Yang nodded, thinking that it was three words.
Seeing that the other party drew a heart shape in the air again, he was so excited that he didn't even think about it and replied: "I like you!"
Su Hanying paused obviously, and after a few seconds, he frowned, "Well, that's right."
Shen Yang was elated, but Yan Jiaqi, who took over Su Hanying's position, had his pupils shrunk - on the question board, it was clearly written "half-hearted and half-hearted".
In an instant, Yan Jiaqi felt that he really understood something, rather than the faint intuition before.
Her eyes moved between Shen Yang and Su Hanying, she was surprised but also a little indescribably relieved, and finally smiled with a sigh.
Near the end of the party, everyone took a group photo in school uniforms, and then went to the locker room to change.
When Shen Yang took off her skirt, she found that Yang Tianchi was looking straight at him, and immediately covered her lower body with the skirt vigilantly, "What are you doing?"
Yang Tianchi rubbed his nose, "I just want to confirm..."
"Confirm..." Long-term memories flooded back, and Shen Yang was still thinking about which part of Yang Tianchi would give him the pleasure of revenge, when Su Hanying kicked Yang Tianchi's ass and said coldly, "Change quickly."
Yang Tianchi: "..."
#Grievance Baba#
When we got back to Xiaoyanglou, everyone couldn't rest, because the three groups of duty shifts had already been completed, and today ushered in the long-lost SMS pick session.
Shen Yang and Yan Jiaqi were in a group, so naturally they were going to send it to Yan Jiaqi, but he couldn't help but feel anxious in his heart - last time he received two text messages and successfully counterattacked, will he not have one today? After all, wearing women's clothes is detrimental to a man's image, especially his effect is so outstanding...
But at this time in the other room, the assistant lady was more anxious than Shen Yang—
"The director is not good! Su Hanying is going to send a text message to Shen Yang!!!"
The author has something to say: Tianchi boy: bald
Our Brother Su is still too young, and we didn't control how much we sent at the critical moment.