I’m Acting Gay on a Dating Show

Chapter 46

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Calling is not dare to call out, to be exact, Shen Yang dare not call out.

He tentatively called "husband" in his heart, and felt that something was wrong, so he changed it to "wife", and finally got what he wanted.

When he looked at the projection screen again, the camera gave a close-up of Su Hanying's right hand—the boy on the screen suddenly clenched his fist, and then slowly loosened it...

"Professor Wang, do you think his movements have any special meaning?" The host's voice suddenly cut in, and although the camera did not turn back to the studio, there was still a voice-over from a psychological counselor, "Micro-expressions and body language are deceiving No one, male No. 3 is good at controlling facial expressions, but this clenched fist reveals his nervousness, or his inner restlessness... His mood swings are very big, and they are sudden."

Hearing this, everyone in the conference room looked at Su Hanying in unison, but the other party leaned over to take a water glass from the coffee table and took a sip calmly.

But Shen Yang was suddenly keen, and always felt that things were not simple. He thought of Professor Wang's analysis - body language cannot deceive people. And when I am nervous and embarrassed, I will cover it up by drinking water, so Su Hanying...does he also feel embarrassed

"Then why does he have such big mood swings?" A female voice sounded, and Shen Yang guessed it was Yu Kemeng.

"It should be based on a certain person. The male number 3 and the female number 2 came together. When they first met, the male number 3 didn't have any special reaction." Professor Wang continued to analyze: "That means that it can make him have great emotions. The one who fluctuated was probably one of the three people in the room."

"You mean... female No. 1? Could it be that Su Hanying has a different feeling for the dragon girl?"

"Not necessarily, it can also be whoever is male number 1 and male number 2..."

"… ah?"

"Maybe it made him feel threatened..."

Listening to the detectives' discussion, Shen Yang guessed that most of Su Hanying's emotional reactions came from himself.

Thinking that there should be many small details in the program that he ignored or missed, Shen Yang can't wait to press the fast forward button!

"What about hanying? Cold cold? Goshawk's eagle?" During the program, Yang Tianchi asked Shen Yang what he remembered, "Is there really Brother Diao?"

"No." Su Hanying said indifferently, repeating the two words that frightened Shen Yang, "Cao Yang."

"puff-"

Shao Kui, who had just drank his saliva, couldn't help but spit it all out.

And the barrage, which was quite normal at first, suddenly went crazy after a short pause...

"Fuck Central???"

"I almost didn't realize what the word Caoyang is?"

"Cao Yangying, there's nothing wrong!"

"Is it just me that feels weird? Aren't most people used to introducing handsome Ying, heroic Ying and so on? Why do you use Caoyang... and can't you add an extra English character? It really sounds like Maoyang."

"Isn't it okay for people to talk less? Isn't it okay to take the route of pretending?"

"Emmmm, what's the name of male No. 1? Shen, Yang?"

"Take a deep breath, the nostrils inhale the sweet smell of crispy duck..."

"La Lang stinks, even if gay marriage is legal now, why don't you just flirt with a cucumber? This variety show is obviously bg love, and all the people on the show are straight men who love it?"

"I looked back, and the little brother was indeed staring at the male No. 1 and said."

"Straight man? Find out about the fancy fights at the WTK Mid-Season Championships, and the lure of pajamas at the club in the early morning!"

"The Jiejie in front waits for Taylor's short legs, Taylor has eaten Amway, please have a high-definition uncensored .avi."

"Fucking... Is it really okay to be so straightforward when we first meet? The guy next door No. 1 was scared to tears."

"Today I cry in fear, tomorrow I cry, and the day after tomorrow I cry, it's okay."

"I just glanced at it casually, and suddenly decided to enter the pit. Forgive Taylor, I have been unrestrained and love straight balls all my life..."

"After careful consideration, I reflected on my previous arbitrariness. Maybe this is not a story of a scumbag who is able to seduce a girl, but a story of a simple boy who is full of unrealistic fantasies about love and unlocks the chrysanthemum step by step."

"The name determines the attack series."

Seeing that the barrage became more and more heated, Shen Yang seemed to be about to evaporate...

In fact, when he heard "Cao Yang" that day, he only felt a little awkward, and thought that he was too sensitive. Now, after reading and comprehending like a barrage god... More than awkward? It's totally porn, okay? !

"Hey—" Su Hanying next to him suddenly laughed, "It's really interesting to watch it with the barrage open."

Shen Yang: "..."

Following Su Hanying's smile, the eerily quiet meeting room finally came to life, and Yingjun was the first to say: "Yes, yes, the initials of cursive and Yang are English characters. What's wrong with the boss saying that? Will you figure it out?"

A Piaoyou said quietly: "The son is filthy, and the people who are filthy..."

Nan Nan was the least sensitive one, and she laughed and said, "If they know that the captain's participation in this program is to get God Bee, wouldn't they be so excited that they would explode!"

Only Shao Kui turned his gaze between Shen Yang and Su Hanying, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

The interruption of several people diluted Shen Yang's embarrassment. He thought that for most people, these barrages were just a bit of a joke, and he often saw similar barrages when he watched the show, so he just laughed it off

It's just because he likes Su Hanying, so he cares about it, and his thinking will even be influenced by the barrage to develop his own dirty movies...

"What are you thinking?"

Su Hanying's soft words suddenly sounded beside his ears, Shen Yang moved his ears sensitively, feeling numb and itchy from his right ear down his neck.

Seeing that the rest of the people had already turned their heads to watch the show, he shook his head in a small arc, "I didn't think about it..."

Su Hanying: "I thought you were the same as me when you saw the barrage, thinking of some discordant pictures..."

Being guessed what was on his mind, Shen Yang's face that hadn't cooled down burned even more, but he pretended to be stupid and said: "Where is there any disharmonious picture?"

Su Hanying: "For example, you kissed me that night..."

"Nonsense, it's obviously you—" Shen Yang wanted to refute eagerly, but Yingjun and the others looked over in surprise, swallowed the rest of the words, and almost suffocated. Hearing the muffled laughter of the people around him, he felt anxious and annoyed, but he couldn't get angry at Su Hanying, instead, there was an inexplicable sweetness, accompanied by an inexplicable emptiness, and even his whole body started to feel hot...

Shen Yang moved uncomfortably, and quickly turned his attention back to the program.

At this time, female No. 3 Duan Weiwei had also arrived, and six amateur guests were sitting on the sofa chatting awkwardly.

The style of the bullet screen painting changed in seconds, as if all the audience were transformed into Su Hanying's mother at this moment, commenting on Duan Weiwei as a mother-in-law.

Obviously, this is the sequelae caused by the deceptive editing in the trailer, but the symptoms are fierce, and the mean barrage has not stopped since Duan Weiwei appeared on the stage, as if she was wrong even for breathing, all bitch, all What a scheming white lotus!

Some viewers couldn't stand it, and said that female No. 3 is also cute? But as long as someone speaks for Duan Weiwei, the rest of the crowd will immediately attack her.

Shen Yang was very upset, he didn't understand that some bullet screens were posted by girls at first glance, why would he use such vicious words to attack another girl? After thinking about it, he clicked on the "Sao Shi" group, wanting to comfort Duan Weiwei a few words, but found a lot of "hahahaha" and all kinds of emoticons in the group.

Shen Yang was stunned for a moment, then scrolled up and saw several messages sent by Duan Weiwei.

Vivi little angel: Who am I

Little Angel Vivi: Where am I

Little Angel Vivi: What am I doing

Little Angel Weiwei: Why should I take the blame

Little Angel Vivi: [Machete]

Little Angel Weiwei: Brother Su and Sister Shen, come out and die! ! !

Shen Yang: "..."

Count Liao.

Still don't show Liao.

Although, Shen Yang didn't understand what Duan Weiwei meant by cueing him instead of scolding the director for cheating people

In a blink of an eye, the progress bar has gone halfway.

The camera is now in the kitchen, where Su Hanying is making sandwiches.

In the voiceover, the star detectives kept discussing, obviously they didn't expect Su Hanying's cooking skills to be so good.

Its little angel: Oh my god, I'm about to be publicly executed.

Qiqi little angel: Weiwei, don't be afraid, the mother-in-laws are going to target me immediately, I'll help you disperse the firepower!

Little Angel Weiwei:

Shen Yang glanced at the group chat, looked up and saw Yan Jiaqi appearing in the kitchen, looking at Su Hanying eagerly: "It smells so good, Hanying, are you making food? It makes me hungry."

Su Hanying turned her head: "You didn't have lunch?"

Yan Jiaqi coquettishly said: "No."

Su Hanying: "There are ingredients prepared by the program group in the refrigerator, you can take a look."

At that moment, Shen Yang felt that Yan Jiaqi's expression froze.

"Hahahahaha, male 3 is really 666!"

"Note the lonely life series."

"Yuyu is doing well, don't give the enemy a chance!"

"Male 3 is too unmannered, isn't it? I feel that apart from his face, his personality is really not very good, he is so pretentious, or is it that girls nowadays only look at faces?"

"Why is he so unmannered? Does it mean that a girl is polite if she says she's hungry and has to help cook? What's the relationship between them? It's just the first day they meet. It's not an exaggeration to call them strangers. Why should I cook for you?"

"That's right, you don't know how to open the refrigerator when you're hungry? Don't you have hands and feet? Can you get full just by making a fuss?"

"Look at the trailer, the female 2 is paired with the male 2, right? What's going on here now?"

"Maybe I won't be able to tease the old god to change the target, so use the male 2 as a spare tire?"

"With her plastic surgery face, does she deserve it in the mirror?"

All kinds of malicious speculation and personal attacks were barraged, and Yan Jiaqi and Duan Weiwei were crying in the group.

In the show, Yan Jiaqi had already taken out the fruit and salad bottle from the refrigerator, but he couldn't unscrew the lid of the salad bottle, so he asked for help: "Hanying, I can't unscrew the lid."

Su Hanying pointed out carefully: "You put the bottom of the bottle up, pat the bottom of the bottle ten times, and then turn the bottle over and twist."

Yan Jiaqi held the bottle in a daze for a moment, then said in a daze, "...OK."

Seeing this, Yu Kemeng from Star Detective couldn't help but said, "Isn't Su Hanying too cold-tempered? Girls' hints are so obvious, can't he see it?"

He Sijia concluded indifferently, "It's not that you can't see it, it's that you refuse."

Professor Wang, a psychological counselor, said: "Su Hanying has a very high self-defense line. He has always kept a certain distance from several female guests since he appeared on the stage. It is also obvious that he is completely indifferent to female No. 2, at least for now. so."

Yu Kemeng: "I don't think he's interested in any girls. I really look forward to who he will pick in the end."

Professor Wang: "It's impossible for him to be like this all the time during the co-sleeping period. There will always be moments of excitement. Just keep reading."

No, no, Professor Wang, you are wrong.

Shen Yang thought with a sense of superiority, no matter how much you continue to look down, it is impossible for you to see which girl Su Hanying is attracted to.

However, he really didn't expect Su Hanying to get along with girls like this in private. No wonder Yan Jiaqi shifted his target to pick him soon...

Shen Yang wandered off for a while, and then saw himself appearing under the camera.

When they learned that Su Hanying had just cooked a meal for him, the audience was as shocked as Shen Yang at that time.

"So the male 3 did it for so long not for himself, but because the male 1 said that he eats breakfast casually?"

"What about Zhu Gusheng? Do you want to be so meticulous and considerate?"

"Why is male 3 only so good to male 1? Even I want to complain, male 1 is really not the fourth female guest arranged by the program group?"

"I suddenly had a brilliant idea..."

"I also…

"Let's talk about the brilliant idea, right. Did Yuyu recognize that the male 1 is Bumblebee, because of the sympathy of the e-sports players, that's why he treats the male 1 so well?"

"No, what I think is that Sushen himself came for Bee God. Didn't it spread before that Bee God is coming back? Maybe this is what Sushen wants to achieve. Woc, I was moved by my brain, this What kind of fairy love!"

"Wok, I seem to have stayed up all night and watched the 100,000-character fanboy chasing a man's wife every step of the way... No, chasing a man's god's cookie! The smell of meat is overflowing! The juice is flowing!"

"Did Taylor see the custom Van Cleef & Arpels pen I gave you? The one with 840 diamonds! Write to me!!!"

"What are you talking about? What bee?"

The barrage danced wildly, and handsome watched and laughed: "Are the audience this year so keen?"

Shen Yang was also surprised, but it made sense when he thought about it carefully - he knew nothing about Su Hanying at the time, but now the audience has the perspective of God, so they can naturally deduce the truth from the clues.

He saw that the camera had cut to the scene of Dragon Girl and Yang Tianchi counting the Tarot cards. Shen Yang observed carefully and found no signs of ambiguity between the two. On the contrary, after he appeared, Professor Wang made another miscellaneous analysis, to the effect that it could be seen from Long Nu's micro-expression that she was very happy with Shen Yang's arrival.

So did the dragon girl have a crush on him at first? In fact, Shen Yang didn't see anything, but hearing what Professor Wang said was well-founded and well-founded, he couldn't help wondering for a second—could the person who kept sending him text messages be Dragon Girl

But Shen Yang didn't have time to think about it, because when the dragon girl said to him, "It's fate that chose this card for you", not only was it accompanied by romantic music in the later stage, but also he turned his head and looked at Su Hanying. A scene was played back, and the eyes were close-up, and it was deliberately adjusted to slow motion...

"Emmmm, what's the matter? I feel it."

"Give it +1, I seriously recalled it again, from the preview, it seems that this is indeed a bg love variety show?"

"I will play later!"

"Zhengyuan Peach Blossom... I'm so sour, singles also want to seek a Zhengyuan Peach Blossom!"

"From the slow motion, I discovered that male 1 and male 3 have one thing in common! Their eyelashes are so long, and they are all of the deer style!"

"I seem to see the little hands in the later period slowly pushing the gears of fate, heralding the occurrence of beautiful love..."

"It's the prelude to fate..."

"Knock on the blackboard, the program team started missing questions!"

Shen Yang was expressionless, thinking that the director gave up on himself because Su Hanying ruined the confession day in the end

But... I don't know if Zhengyuan Peach Blossom is true, anyway, Peach Blossom is indeed right, it is a broken back flower that he has never thought of...

He glanced at Duanbeihua beside him. Duanbeihua was seriously watching the show, but now he turned his head and smiled at him, "Does it look good?"

Shen Yang's heart skipped a beat, "You look good..." He added without a word here, "So many people in the barrage praise you for looking good."

Su Hanying smiled, "Huh? I'm asking about the show, what are you talking about?"

Shen Yang: "..."

Su Hanying lowered her voice, "So you peek at me because I look good?"

On the one hand, Shen Yang was embarrassed because of being caught, and on the other hand, he was flustered because of Su Hanying's sudden approach, so he babbled nonsense with a serious face: "I just watched the barrage and wondered if your eyelashes are so long, will wearing glasses poke the lens..."

As soon as the words fell, Su Hanying suddenly leaned in front of him. The distance between the two was less than ten centimeters, so close that they could smell their breath.

Shen Yang leaned back a little, and said nervously: "What are you doing?"

Su Hanying chuckled and moved closer: "Aren't you curious? You can take a closer look."

Through the lens, Shen Yang clearly saw Su Hanying's long and slender eyelashes. When the eyes of the two sides met, a line of sight turned faintly - Yingjun was still eavesdropping on the conversation between the two, but after a while, he suddenly fell silent. I couldn't help looking back curiously, and my mind went blank when I was shocked by the hot eyes, and blurted out: "What are you doing so close?" It felt like a kiss...

Su Hanying backed away calmly, and said perfunctorily, "Who has longer eyelashes than anyone else."

Yingjun was stunned for a moment, carefully observed the eyelashes of the two, and said sincerely: "The length is about the same, but the bee god should be a little more, boss, you are long and straight!"

Su Hanying: "..."

The author has something to say: Su: The live broadcast will be suspended for another two months.

The barrage really thought that I was bald, and cried with the director.