I’m Acting Gay on a Dating Show

Chapter 47

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Handsome's suffocating expressive ability inevitably filled Su Hanying's mind with some discordant images. He glanced at Handsome coldly, then took the water glass to the water dispenser.

A cup of cold water poured into her belly, extinguishing the small fire in her heart. Su Hanying walked slowly behind Shen Yang, stared at his back for a while, and then raised her head to look at the projection.

The program cut out most of the content of them going to the supermarket, and only added a few simple scenes, and then switched to the scene where Shen Yang and Duan Weiwei prepare dinner together.

Seeing that Shen Yang didn't understand Duan Weiwei's hint at all, Su Hanying handed over the apron dryly, and couldn't help laughing.

After a while, he himself entered the kitchen.

The show suddenly cut to the studio, and the host said: "I feel like Duan Weiwei and Shen Yang are a little unnatural after Su Hanying came in."

"Yes, the two communicated well before, but suddenly they stopped talking." Chen Xia said his thoughts: "Duan Weiwei probably wants to keep a distance from other men in front of Su Hanying. She has a very obvious relationship with Su Hanying. When I chatted with Shen Yang just now, the topic revolved around Su Hanying."

"I think she is afraid to speak." He Sijia smiled with her head propped up, "The message that Su Hanying is sitting there is 'don't talk to me'."

Hong Shanshan: "Then why did he come in? To fetch water? Isn't there water outside?"

Professor Wang: "Just come in to see what Shen Yang and Duan Weiwei are doing, to show their sense of existence."

Hong Shanshan really likes to giggle like what Nan Nan said, she was overjoyed and said: "So he fell in love with Duan Weiwei, and came in to give Shen Yang a warning, this girl was contracted by me?"

Professor Wang was a little stumped, but He Sijia said with a half smile: "Why can't it be the one who came in to see Shen Yang? Of the two, he obviously cares more about Shen Yang... right, Brother Chen?"

Chen Xia: "..."

He Sijia's slightly frivolous question drew a raging wave of barrage—

"He Sijia is fine. Is it really okay to publicly hint at Chen Xia's sexual orientation on the show?"

"Chen gay probably wants to beat him on the spot."

"Forget it, Chen Xia is notoriously muscular, and it's almost as good as being turned over by He Taidi."

"Hahaha Teddy's mentally handicapped character will never collapse. He offended a dozen people with his outspoken words and still hasn't been banned. The godmother is really amazing."

"guna! Godfather is amazing!"

While the pink and the black are pinching each other, the camera has cut back to the small western building. The six guests enjoyed the dinner on the first day of the accommodation, and went to the audio-visual room together—Amidst the eerie sound effects, the phone of "Learn to Meow" suddenly rang, and a conspicuous barrage floated above the video—

"I don't like male 1 more and more, EQ is too low, and I have no quality, watching movies and playing on my phone without mute."

"Low emotional intelligence +1, I just gave female 1 gastrointestinal medicine, wtmxs..."

"Emmmm, I really misread the male 1. I thought it was a central air conditioner, but now it looks like a sand sculpture. Otherwise, even the female 1 aunt would not be able to see it... Even if she pretends to be pure on purpose, it is impossible to be so clever. And he actually likes the female 3 kind of low-ranking Bailian bitch, it can be said that he is blind and blind, and he really can't fall in love with her."

"I think male 1 is quite cute? Don't you see that he is playing with his mobile phone because he is afraid? His eyes can hardly contain his fear 2333"

"I also like male 1. I feel so innocent, and he looks so obedient like a younger sister. The more he looks, the more obedient he is. His temper is a bit silly and fufu."

"I feel that male 1 is very fascinating. Every time he appears in the camera, I can't help but look at him..."

The barrage was discussing intensely, and the screen suddenly went black, accompanied by a scream from someone who didn't know.

"Is this episode over?"

"Looking at the progress bar, there's still a lot left."

"That voice just now seems to be howling from a boy? Who is it? Male 1?"

"Did the program group leave a black screen for more than ten minutes for us to swipe the barrage?"

At this time, a few cartoon characters appeared in the center of the black screen: Sudden power failure.

Then, a familiar bgm of a certain detective anime sounded, and the subtitle added another line: Let's go back to the case, the screaming victim is...

Just as the barrage was cueing male 1, the shadows of six guests blended into the darkness faintly appeared in the video. The program team typed each person's name according to their head, and marked the word "victim" behind Yang Tianchi.

Seeing the bullet screen being slapped in the face, Shen Yang felt extremely comfortable, but the next moment, the still image turned into a video—the little black figure representing Yang Tianchi shrunk in fright, and he hugged Su Hanying...

"6666, give me a bouldering hammer!"

"Male 1: How should I get over the sudden exposure? Wait online, hurry up!!!"

"Ah, male 1 is really cute and soft, don't be afraid, baby, come and duck in Mama's arms!!"

"Male 3: Heh, since you took the initiative to deliver it to your door, don't blame my 18cm sharp blade for being ready to move!"

"The yellow characters in front have been reported, no thanks."

Shen Yang, who was cheated again, was expressionless, silently cursing the director's Mediterranean air bangs to be thinner by one centimeter. Suddenly, he heard Su Hanying lower his voice, "Do you know what I was thinking at that time?"

Shen Yang: "What?"

Su Hanying chuckled, "Thinking of when you were playing games."

Shen Yang: "Huh?"

"During the competition, you didn't seem to be afraid of anything, but I didn't expect to be afraid of ghosts." Su Hanying wrapped one hand around his back, and put it on his waist as if nothing, "Also, I want to hug you. "

Shen Yang: "..."

While the two were whispering, the clock on the wall had pointed to half past nine, and the first episode of the show was gradually coming to an end.

The camera first showed the girls' room, where the three girls were removing their makeup. By the way, they made a blunt advertisement for one of the show's sponsors, an international brand of cleansing oil.

Immediately afterwards, the camera moved to the gym, where Su Hanying and Yang Tianchi took each side, sweating profusely.

"Ahhhh!"

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!"

The barrage let out a series of unconscious screams.

"I declare that I am the spinning bike under the male 3, and my husband can ride it casually! I am not tired!"

"I declare that I am the sweat on Sushen's forehead, and kissed his face recklessly! It's not salty, it's sweet!"

"I declare that I have foreseen the married sex life of male 1 and male 3. Is the show crew really not going to show up? It depends on how brave you are if you click to explode!"

"Don't come up with bad ideas, it will be taken off the shelves before it explodes, but Yuyu can do push-ups with Bumblebee first!"

"Male 2 is so pitiful, he is so serious about lifting weights, and the barrage completely ignores him..."

After several sets of fitness shots were broadcast, they handed over the night view mirror to Xiaoyanglou, and finally stopped on the Rubik's Cube in Su Hanying's palm.

"Emmmm blatantly showing love!"

"If all the love is given away, can love be far behind?"

"Male 1 deliberately didn't take away his love after taking a shower, because he wanted to seduce someone!"

In the program, Shen Yang asked: "Can you also play Rubik's Cube?"

Su Hanying: "It's okay."

Shen Yang: "How long will you be able to fight the regular third-order Rubik's Cube at the fastest?"

Su Hanying: "12 seconds."

Shen Yang: "Very powerful."

"I have studied the Rubik's Cube for many years, and now it takes more than 40 seconds to restore a Rubik's Cube at the fastest..."

"This hand speed... I can't help but think of the hand speed video that the two of them were on the hot search back then, aren't the gourd (mutually masturbating) kids afraid of being bald?"

"12 seconds is average, the current world record is 4.22 seconds."

"Hehe, is the gang spirit reincarnated? Can you restore it in 120 seconds? They are not professional Rubik's Cube players, they are just a side job to cut?"

"Male 1: How long can you hold steady without shooting? Male 3: 12 seconds. Male 1: Very powerful."

"The yellow letter is you devil again! Report it!"

Shen Yang twitched the corners of his mouth, and suddenly heard Su Hanying ask: "Is your Rubik's Cube still there?"

"It's still there." Shen Yang brought all his Rubik's Cubes with him when he moved to the club, "Do you want to play? I still have a lot, from the third to the seventh order, including all kinds of special-shaped Rubik's Cubes." He smiled. Said: "For a while I loved collecting Rubik's cubes..."

"Actually, I came to this show at the beginning. Although I wanted you to join KK, I was not sure whether to do so." Su Hanying said suddenly: "Until I saw your Rubik's Cube."

Seeing Shen Yang's surprised expression, he said seriously: "From the moment I saw you playing the Rubik's Cube, I knew that you still couldn't let it go. You have been using the Rubik's Cube to exercise your finger dexterity, and the way you play it is similar to that of ordinary Rubik's Cube fans. Not the same, in addition to speed, you pay more attention to accuracy."

Shen Yang froze for a moment, then fell silent.

A person's subconscious is powerful. Even though he thought he had given up for many years, he would always reveal his true thoughts through certain details...or desires.

If Su Hanying didn't mention it, he would think that he just likes the Rubik's Cube, but recalling his original intention to play the Rubik's Cube, isn't it because he watched the Rubik's Cube competition and was attracted by the players' beautiful hand movements when operating the Rubik's Cube

He will be obsessed with it because he never put it down.

At this time, the program screen has been switched back to the studio again, and the host is guiding the celebrity detectives to speculate to whom the amateur guest's heart-warming text messages will be sent. Standing behind him is a small blackboard with the headshots and names of every amateur on the blackboard. The column on the right is male guests and the column on the left is female guests.

The detectives quickly determined that both Duan Weiwei and Yan Jiaqi would pick Su Hanying, but everyone was a little uncertain about the choice of Longnu.

"Dragon Girl will choose Su Hanying, right? When Su Hanying entered the door, she also took a few glances." Yu Kemeng analyzed: "And she seems to be more nervous when facing Su Hanying."

"Perhaps the nervousness is because Su Hanying has a strong aura, which is too oppressive for an introverted person." Chen Xia disagreed, "But Dragon Girl doesn't seem to be very interested in Su Hanying. Yang Tianchi spends the most time together, and the atmosphere is the most harmonious and relaxed."

"I think Dragon Girl will pick Shen Yang." Professor Wang gave his opinion, "She only clearly conveyed a pleasant message when facing Shen Yang."

Several people argued for a long time, and finally Su Hanying got 3 votes, Yang Tianchi got 2 votes, and only Professor Wang chose Shen Yang.

After guessing the female guests, there are still male guests left.

Because Shen Yang and Yang Tianchi were too obvious, the detectives made the most popular choice without any controversy, except that He Sijia thought that Yang Tianchi would pick the Dragon Girl because his intuition told him that there must be a fate between the divine sculptures. fetters.

As for Su Hanying... Everyone reasoned for a long time, searching for clues from various small details, but they couldn't find any trace of Su Hanying's heart for the female guest.

In the end, they could only pin their hopes on Professor Wang, but it was a pity that Professor Wang was also disappointing. After he analyzed it logically, he finally smiled bitterly: "If Shen Yang is a female guest, this question will be easy to solve."

The bullet screens expressed their opinions one after another—Professor Wang, you are the truth, the male 3 single arrow is too prominent!

Looking at the barrage, Shen Yang felt as if he had eaten a can of candy, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop turning up.

Next, the picks of Shen Yang, Yang Tianchi, Yan Jiaqi, and Duan Weiwei were announced one after another. When it was Su Hanying's turn, everyone in the studio showed nervous expressions, even the handsome and others watching the show. His eyes glowed, staring at the projection screen without blinking.

Hearing the sound of "dong", a pink line was drawn next to Su Hanying's head, pointing to the dragon girl.

The camera did not let go of the astonishment of any detective, and the barrage was not to be outdone—

"I'm so disappointed that I didn't send it to the male 1."

"Male 1: Su Hanying, you are dead."

"Heh, why don't you use the script as agreed? The director stands up and walks around, we promise we won't clean you up."

"I see the abyss of disillusionment in love, sisters, I jump, see you in the next life."

"Tayme, don't jump, just the word 'hello' is obviously perfunctory, Susu just found someone to post it? Maybe it's just to deal with the program group, and he doesn't care about it at all!"

"I said, are you guys too sincere? This bg variety show, who is not going to send it to girls? Is he only showing brotherly affection for male 1?"

"Then why doesn't he treat Male 2 nicely? Isn't Male 2 a brother? Male 2 doesn't deserve a name?"

"Male 2 is miserable. After the first episode of the show, he doesn't have a sense of existence as his two fish. He is obviously pretty and has a nice personality..."

For a moment, the barrage was full of resentment, and even the good person card that Long Nu sent Shen Yang later failed to dilute this frustration. Until... the second trailer at the end of the program ends with the dialogue between Su Hanying and Shen Yang—

"I'm really drunk, what can you do?" Su Hanying in the video lazily said, "Do you want to take a bath with me?"

Shen Yang paused for a while, "I think it's okay."

"Wok! I heard the call of beautiful love, and a Thomas turned 360° and jumped up from the abyss again! Sisters, how are you?!"

"Male 1 said yes! Male 3, don't be cowardly! Don't let grandma down!!!"

"According to the routine, after drinking to strengthen your courage, you should be drunk and promiscuous. Taylor Swift, I decided to give the director another chance!"

"Director, we crowdfunded 100 guts for you! Even if you don't want to shoot a meat scene, at least take a shot of them entering the bathroom together and closing the door!"

"I could watch for two hours with the bathroom door closed!"

"Two hours? How much do you look down on the physical strength of the old god? Didn't you see the avi in the gym just now? At least seven times a night, three hours each time!"

"Do 21 hours, are you serious? Can the male 1 chrysanthemum still be okay?"

"... Did I enter the wrong show? I was suddenly so lonely on the Shendiao CP. Do you remember that this is a love variety show?"

Shen Yang was still lamenting that the person who kept sending him text messages was indeed a dragon girl, but now seeing the increasingly ugly barrage, he was speechless.

There was a dead silence in the conference room. After a long time, Shao Kui asked in a low voice, "Did you...have you washed together?"

"Of course not!" Shen Yang said anxiously: "I'm just worried that Brother Su will get dizzy if he drinks too much! Don't be distracted by the barrage, this is really a bg variety show!"

Shao Kui: "Oh."

Handsome: "Oh."

Nan Nan: "Oh."

Ah Piao: "Oh."

Shen Yang: "..."

The four ruthless "oh" made all of Shen Yang's explanations pale and powerless, and he couldn't help feeling a little sad. However, the group of "Sao Si" is full of jubilation at the moment, everyone has @ him to hand out good person cards, and even the director seldom opens the mic in the group and expresses a lot of reflections.

In the end, the director concluded: "Although we haven't got the real backstage data yet, the popularity of the show is better than expected. There are already many hot searches on Weibo, of which only two were bought by the show team, and the rest are all netizens. It was found spontaneously. All of this is due to the joint efforts of everyone, thank you very much!"

Its little angel: You're welcome [hair transplant for you]

Little Angel Weiwei: [Hair transplant for you]

Chichi little angel: [Hair transplant for you]

Archangel: There is no need for hair transplantation, save some money and buy a few trending searches, and then a wave of popularity.

Archangel: As long as there is heat, topics, and clicks, what is the use of my hair? !

Shen Yang, who was secretly observing, was shocked by the director's rhetoric. He secretly logged on to Weibo, and almost got stuck when he went online—the number of new comments and followers has exceeded five figures!

Shen Yang had no choice but to close Weibo and log in again, this time he was no longer stuck, so he quickly clicked on the trending search.

As the director said, there were seven or eight related topics on the hot search, and Shen Yang clicked on one of the tags marked #双鱼Bumblebee#, and saw nine interactive gifs between him and Su Hanying.

The person who posted the Weibo was just one of He Sijia's fans, and the number of Weibo fans did not exceed 1,000, but this post already had 7,000 retweets.

In addition to the sand sculpture chatter of the netizens, there are also enthusiastic netizens who provided the Weibo accounts of six amateur guests. Shen Yang took a look and found that the official account of KK Team-双鱼 was the Weibo account except Su Hanying's @双鱼, and the rest are not giving errors.

You must know that the program group has not disclosed their Weibo accounts, that is to say, these Weibo accounts were picked up by netizens themselves, and it is no wonder that he received so many messages as soon as he went online.

He glanced at the comments for a while, and then found Su Hanying's trumpet from his attention.

gjhhh123's account didn't gain much popularity. I think it was because I was the only one among the guests who followed this account, and the second was that Su Hanying had an official account, so she slipped through the net.

But the power of netizens is infinite, Shen Yang believes that it is only a matter of time before gjhhh123 loses his horse...

He saw that gjhhh123 did not repost the most popular blogs, but reposted a Jiugongge emoji package, but the protagonist of the emoji package was Shen Yang himself...

The ID of the blogger who posted the blog is very straightforward, it is called "艹阳", and the content of the blog post is also very simple: Male 1 is so cute, I couldn't help but cut off a group of emoticons!

With complicated emotions, Shen Yang clicked through one by one, and had to admit that the screenshots and subtitles of each emoticon pack were very harmoniously matched.

For example, when he was called Brother Diao by the dragon girl, the lyrics were "I'll just pretend to be happy to listen to you, a mentally handicapped person"; for example, when he handed the apron to Duan Weiwei, the lyrics were "what should I do, little old girl, play Go to pa"; Another example is when he and Su Hanying looked at each other with the words "What are you looking at, what should you do if you are pregnant"

Shen Yang felt it was funny and swaying, quietly downloaded the emoticon package, and went back to the training room to continue training - for him, the variety show that has already received the final payment is naturally not as important as the championship dream.

Therefore, he did not see the tag of #双鱼Bumblebee# climbing higher and higher on the hot search list at an unexpected speed, and the comments on popular Weibo became more and more difficult to describe...

At 11:30 that night, this tag jumped to the top, but the most popular Weibo was reported by many parties because of its dirty comments, and was finally blocked...

In the next few days, the popularity of "Heartbeat 28 Days" continued to ferment on the Internet, and a lot of CP fans were born. They poured into Shen Yang and Su Hanying's Weibo to express their opinions, but Shen Yang had no intention of paying attention to it.

Because, this week, the KK team will usher in a new opponent-the veteran team WZU ranked fourth in the last league.

For this game, the outside world paid a lot of attention, and they all wanted to know whether the KK team was a dark horse or a meteor that passed by at a glance.

Early on Saturday morning, Su Hanying and others flew to City Y where WZU is located, and Shen Yang was the only one left in the nursing home.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Shen Yang monopolized a training room to watch the live broadcast of the game.

Although City Y is the home court of WZU, there are quite a few fans of the KK team in the auditorium. To be precise, most of them are female fans who have been conquered by Su Hanying's beauty. They cheered hoarsely, and the high-decibel female voice once overwhelmed the cheering at home, but the performance of the KK team could not repay their enthusiasm—

In the first round, KK followed the previous tactics, but unfortunately, it was easily cracked by WZU. The opponent, Nan Nan in the logistics position, used the breakthrough point to successfully break into the KK defense area and overthrow the camp in one fell swoop.

In the second game, KK changed their tactics, but they still used the same old tactics used in previous games, so naturally they failed to achieve the expected results.

After losing two games in a row, the KK team encountered the biggest crisis since the start of the game. The fans in the auditorium suddenly lost their voices, and only the home fans' carnival remained in the stadium.

Seeing that KK was about to suffer a disastrous 0:3 defeat, Su Hanying took advantage of the opportunity of the bluff to organize a beautiful siege, wiped out WZU, and successfully pulled back a round.

And in the fourth game, Su Hanying saw that WZU's crispy scout was mentally immature, and stared at the opponent to kill. Although he also died twice in the group fight, he succeeded in killing that scout until his mentality collapsed. , and even played abnormally, Su Hanying caught a major mistake and counterattacked the WZU defense zone, and made another victory.

2:2!

KK regained momentum, on the contrary, WZU, who was replaced as a substitute, declined again and again, and lost the fifth game dizzily.

At the end of the game, Su Hanying brought the team the fourth victory by virtue of his outstanding personal ability, and at the same time won the honor of the fourth mvp as a matter of course.

Fans wept with joy and rushed to tell each other, once again there was a lot of praise on the Internet.

However, the defeat in the first two rounds cast a shadow over KK's four-game winning streak. After the game, a reporter specifically raised the question of the team's single tactics. Su Hanying only said lightly: "The tactics are arranged by the coach. Do it in the game."

Reporter: "But if this hidden danger is not resolved, it will be difficult for KK to go far in the league."

Su Hanying: "Just do your best."

The reporter saw that Su Hanying was unwilling to cooperate, so he had to ask a formulaic question: "KK's next opponent is GBG, who ranked first in the Spring Split. Do you have anything to say about this?"

The reporter thought that Su Hanying would be perfunctory, but the other party suddenly looked at the camera with a contemptuous smile: "Confusion, guess how many times I will kill you?"

The author has something to say:

Shen Mei: I am so miserable. I only have one boyfriend (crossed out) and a good friend. I need nutrient solution to comfort me.

Brother Su: I'm so miserable. I only have hundreds of millions of dog food to inherit, and I need nutrient solution to comfort me.

In fact, according to the normal program, the star detectives also have some interactions and small theaters, but in my article, the protagonist's love is the focus, so it is weakened.