"Are you... the same, gay?"
After a dead silence, Zhao Yuchen's startled and fearful questioning sounded in the private room.
Hearing that his tone was wrong, Bai Xi said coldly, "What's wrong with homosexuality?"
Zhao Yuchen was shocked, and said solemnly: "In 1990, the World Health Organization removed homosexuality from the list of diseases. In 2018, my country passed the law on the legalization of gay marriage. People's Daily once published an editorial, saying that sex is not shameful, and love is even more important. Hope More people can let go of their prejudices and tolerate others, and hope that every kind of love will not be hurt... "
He made a speech on his own, mainly to show his support and respect for the gay community, and at the end, he looked at Bai Xi with a hint of fear, "I'm just, just surprised..."
Because Zhao Yuchen's wonderful performance dilutes the shocking feeling of Shen Yang and Su Hanying's falling in love. Although everyone was surprised at first, it seems to be reasonable when they think about it carefully. Yang Tianchi was also brainwashed by bullet screens and group chats in the past few days, quickly digested the complexity in his heart, and accepted it calmly.
Yan Jiaqi had an expression of "my old lady has seen through it long ago", and proudly puffed up her chest: "Why are you surprised? Didn't I hint it thousands of times in the group?"
Zhao Yuchen was startled: "Isn't that a joke?"
The Yan family choked, although the facts were like this... But she still wanted to create an image of herself as witty and insightful, "Hehe, would I just make fun of two boys? Why don't I make fun of you and Brother Tianchi? "
Yang Tianchi shuddered subconsciously, but Zhao Yuchen nodded thoughtfully: "It makes sense, I'm too slow."
Yan Jiaqi: "..."
Suddenly I can't talk anymore.
After a moment of silence, Zhao Yuchen held up his wine glass and said, "I wish you two a happy marriage for a hundred years."
Although Shen Yang felt that the words were too strange, he toasted with Su Hanying and said with a smile, "Thank you."
Others also wished well. The Yan family smiled and told Su Hanying like an old mother, "Brother Su, today, I will officially hand over the cub to you. No matter whether you are poor or rich, healthy or sick, I hope you will live forever." I will be loyal to him, love him, and protect him."
Su Hanying Weidun, with a different focus: "I won't be poor."
Yan Jiaqi choked up, and then said to Shen Yang: "Cub! Mama wishes you an early birth to your precious son."
Shen Yang: "..."
After a few glasses of wine were drained, Duan Weiwei said quietly: "It seems that the feng shui of this variety show is not that bad, at least there are two pairs."
Bai Xi also sighed: "If the director knows, he should die in peace..."
Yang Tianchi filled the wine glass again and poured it boldly, "To the director."
And the director who is far away in the company is staring at the silent group of "Death" at the moment, thinking full of doubts: Why is it so quiet today? What about people
At this time, the show has reached the stage where the guests are looking for clues to "escape from the secret room". Seeing Shen Yang hanging out all the way, the people who eat melons are shocked, especially after Shen Yang cracked the star map level arranged by Su Hanying. The barrage is even more amazing—
"What kind of love variety show does male 1 participate in? Directly participate in "The Most Powerful Brain"!"
"Brother Su is too ruthless, to come up with such a difficult question to embarrass my junior sister, I'm afraid it's not a ghost?"
"I thought Zai was just good at playing WTK, but I didn't expect him to be so good at escaping the room! How did he develop his brain? No wonder he was admitted to University A after dropping out of school for so long."
"Taylor, I'm autistic, bye sisters, I'm going to do my homework..."
"I'm just curious about Ms. Duan's sentence, 'If you can't find a way to escape from the secret room, something bad will happen'? Could it be that the so-called bad thing is that the cub is tied up by Brother Su and then whipped with the little leather whip of love?"
"Maybe it's locked up and raised as a canary?"
…
The color of the barrage is gradually turning yellow. In a certain city, a girl who is "transplanting rice seedlings" is sending a WeChat message to her good friend: What do you think of the meme of tying up the cubs? Can it be included in my ABO article
For transplanting seedlings and rushing ducks: I personally like this kind of ancient dog-blood terrier, but aren’t all the cubs in your text pregnant for two months? Just when the tire image is unstable, isn't it afraid of tire slipping when being treated like this
Ducking for sb: Xipi, you point directly at the g-spot! I'm Resby!
The two were chatting high, the girl casually glanced at the screen, and immediately froze. In the video, Su Hanying was sitting in front of the piano in a white suit, playing a familiar piece of music.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He's so handsome! Our little junior sister's eyes are straight!!!"
"What kind of girlfriend fan! I swear! I will always be the most loyal licking dog of Transplanting CP!"
"Hurry up and get married! What are you talking about when you're already at the wedding venue? Quickly say yes, I do! Mama rolled over and gave you rings!"
"I was in the same place as a move to move the universe, and the Civil Affairs Bureau has moved to the scene, and 9 yuan has been paid out!!"
"One second, I want to know what Sushen is playing?"
""The truth that you leave", but shouldn't you be playing "Dream Wedding" at this time? Brother Su is so good at critical moments, no wonder chasing his wife to the crematorium!"
…
Shen Yang looked at the barrage, only to realize that the name of this piano piece seemed unlucky, and he asked, "How did you play this?"
Su Hanying answered it as a matter of course, "Because it is relatively simple, my piano level is really average."
Shen Yang suddenly remembered, "You still said you taught me how to play the piano."
Su Hanying chuckled twice, held Shen Yang's hand hanging under the table, and said with deep meaning: "If you want to learn, I will definitely teach you seriously."
Shen Yang didn't hear anything wrong, and continued to watch the show. The barrage reached a climax after Su Hanying asked him "Do you like it?" and he answered "Like". The joyous atmosphere continued until the guests danced together had a dance.
For a while, there were those who shouted "transplanting rice seedlings" why aren't they married yet, some who held high the banner of "Shen Diao", and a small group of "Swallowtail Go" cults mixed among them...
If you want to find words to describe the barrage at this moment, it is estimated that only "gongs and drums are loud, firecrackers are blasting, colorful flags are waving, and crowds of people" can be summed up...
When the progress bar reached one third, the first theme PA ended in the picture of colorful balloons all over the sky. At the same time, countless gifs related to rice planting cp appeared on Weibo—Su Hanying and Shen Yang met their eyes when they played the piano The scene of the two, the scene of the two embracing and dancing, and the scene of them all looking up at the balloon...
Netizens outside the circle sighed after seeing this: Which wedding company's promotional video is this? The model was really well found.
On TV, the camera cuts to the studio.
After a brief silence, the star detectives turned on their microphones to express their inner surprise. Scarlett He joked, "This show is really interesting. There is a pair of lilies, a pair of gays, and a pair of heterosexuals."
After hearing this comment, Yan Jiaqi said sadly: "If I had known that Weiwei and I would also open for a while, maybe we would both be the favorites of Ji Quan now!"
Duan Weiwei nodded subconsciously, and the moment he met Yan Jiaqi's eyes, both of them made a gesture of vomiting.
The show is still going on. On TV, Yang Tianchi is inviting Dragon Girls to form a team. The barrage of "Shen Condor szd" is displayed one after another. Many cute BG viewers are moved by this complementary CP of an extroverted and strong boy vs. an introverted and weak girl. Weeping until the camera turned around and they saw the dragon girl...lifting iron.
"My ecstasy electric eye has carefully checked, the barbell of Long Nu is not very heavy, right?"
"It's not heavy, but she lays on the ground and pushes it repeatedly. You'll know how tired you are if you try it. Boys can't hold on for long."
"What about the weak girl you promised? Is this another kind of King Kong Barbie?"
"As expected of a young lady who raised a national treasure, my girlfriend Limax!"
…
The barrage was happily discussing. Accompanied by brisk background music, the program quickly played several groups of scenes of guests sweating profusely. It wasn't until Yang Tianchi proposed to compare Su Hanying to do push-ups that the rhythm slowed down.
"Male 2 will win. He is a former national team player, and he looks much stronger than Su Ge."
"Taylor, I have a different opinion. Don't look at the young junior sister who looks pure, but in the second episode of the program, he was photographed washing his face. I noticed a mole on the edge of his hairline, which is called a mole in the photo book. So, Su If you don't have enough strength in your waist and abdomen, you won't be able to satisfy your junior sister at all, but in the show, your junior sister's complexion is rosy and her face is full of spring, which is obviously very nourishing."
"The previous explanations are versatile, knowledgeable and convincing, and the arguments put forward are convincing!"
"Don't want to watch the push-up competition, okay? I just want to watch the cub lie down and brother Su do push-ups on top of him, just like a wedding trick!"
"It can be arranged! Then Brother Su was exhausted and fell on top of Junior Sister, mouth to mouth!"
…
Affected by the barrage, Shen Yang couldn't help driving a small yellow car in his mind, his cheeks were hot, and the hand holding the vegetables was shaking slightly with shame.
At this time, a WeChat notification sound came from the mobile phone. Shen Yang picked it up to divert his attention and looked at it, but found that the message was sent by Su Hanying——
shy: want to try
I am your bumblebee: what
shy: push-ups.
I am your bumblebee: …
shy: Aren't you just thinking about this
I'm your bumblebee: I didn't think so!
Shy: Duplicity.
Shen Yang choked for breath, and knocked off the chopsticks in a panic, attracting the attention of everyone at the table.
He stood up blushing, "I, I'm going to the bathroom!"
Under everyone's surprised eyes, Shen Yang ran away in a hurry. He stayed in the bathroom for a while, and then returned to the private room as if nothing had happened after his face cooled down.
Shen Yang took a long time to sit down, and saw that he and Su Hanying came out of the dressing room on TV, and Yang Tianchi was asking: "Why do you two change clothes for so long, slower than girls..."
The TV in the private room is fifty or sixty inches long, but the barrage has already covered half of it. Shen Yang can imagine that if it was replaced by his ipad, he probably would not be able to see the screen.
"Ma Ma Duck! Wo Zai and Su Ge came out of the locker room together, which means that they changed clothes together, rounded up, it is like a roller coaster!"
"Di—student card, I want to get in the car."
"Di—Aunt Card, the door is welded shut."
"Di-planting card, warning for drag racing."
"Di—I can't think of any card! Let me lick it, Brother Su's body is so good that it explodes! The Snow Elf male model team is fine! seesee's abs! qioqio's mermaid line! Mama no longer worries about Zaizai's sex for the rest of her life Blessed!"
"The cub is so soft, it's easy to push at first glance, and it's probably only moaning softly when it's overwhelmed, and it doesn't dare to resist at all!"
"Didn't you pay attention to what Little Brother Tianchi said? Junior Sister and Brother Su have been in the locker room for a long time, so what are they doing (emphasis)?"
"Swear to the sea and make a mountain alliance, make it charming in every way; be ashamed and shy in the rain, rub it so enchanting..."
"Bg meat gun!"
…
The barrage has already soared 419 miles, Shen Yang can only use barbecue to cover up the embarrassment in his heart, and he dare not look at the expressions of the people around him at all.
Suddenly, someone around him poked him, Shen Yang tilted his head, and heard Yan Jiaqi asking in a very low voice: "Baby, tell Mama the truth..."
"We really only changed clothes! We didn't do anything!" Shen Yang panicked and explained hastily.
"Oh, Ma Ma didn't want to ask this."
Shen Yang's expression froze.
"Mama wants to ask..." Yan Jiaqi blinked slyly, "Have you and Brother Su done it now?"
"..."
Without getting an answer from Shen Yang, Yan Jiaqi didn't dare to ask Su Hanying, so he could only continue watching the show regretfully. When she saw Su Hanying pressing Shen Yang's legs, she and Danmaku howled at the same time; and when they saw Su Hanying and Yang Tianchi's teaching methods with different styles, she and Danmaku laughed wildly at the same time.
"Laugh till it hurts."
"2333333 Ms. Duan is really miserable, she is becoming more and more like a comedian, a little cute."
"I think Ms. Yan is cuter. Every time she calls her cub, she seems to call out my heart, it's me!"
"Ms. Yan seems to have rebelled, and now she is focusing on raising cubs."
"I don't know if Ms. Duan will wake up that day, silently expecting her blackening..."
"Brother Su is really gentle with the cub, but can he really teach the cub like this?"
"So what if you can't teach it? It's a big deal to teach it a few times. If there is too much physical contact, the cub will be pregnant sooner or later."
"It makes sense, after all, there are endless children and grandchildren."
…
"Speaking of which, I haven't been to the swimming pool since that day." Duan Weiwei said with some worry, "I don't know if I can still float?"
Yang Tianchi: "Swimming is the same as cycling. Usually, as long as you learn it, you will always be able to do it. If you don't practice for a long time, it will indeed affect your technical movements, but floating should be no problem."
Shen Yang cleared his throat, "I can swim ten meters in a row now."
Yang Tianchi nodded, "I've made great progress."
Shen Yang proudly said: "Thanks to Brother Su. In the past few days, Brother Su will call me to wake me up at 10 am and take me for a run together. We will work out together at 3 pm. Brother Su has formulated a fitness plan that suits me best. , step by step, not very tired. After dinner, he will take me to the nearby swimming pool to swim for half an hour every day, so I have made such great progress."
After he finished speaking, he received a silent response.
After a long time, Su Hanying's cheerful laughter sounded in the private room, while Yang Tianchi hiccupped exaggeratedly on purpose, "It's amazing."
Yan Jiaqi: "Hi, it's terrible."
Duan Weiwei: "Hi, it's amazing."
Shen Yang:? ?
Shen Yang, who sprinkled dog food without knowing it, was full of doubts, while the distant planting girl looked at the full plot and twists and turns of the barrage, and got new inspiration.
Duck for sb: Xipi, I have a new idea.
Red duck for planting rice seedlings: I would like to hear the details.
Ducking for sb: Swimming coach Su Ge x wealthy old man Zai Zai. Brother Su took advantage of swimming lessons to touch and hug the cubs, kiss and fuck the cubs, paddled out the little paddles of love, and pushed away the waves of love...
Ducking for transplanting rice seedlings: Rich old men can do it, and it is very popular in Lujinjiang, and maybe they can also lead the trend of Lofter. But the cub is only 24, so he is not qualified to be an old man, right? "
Duck for sb: Then change the cub's age setting, 29? Brother Su should also add 5 years old.
In order to transplant seedlings and ducks: readers may pinch you ooc.
For the sake of sb rushing ducks: For the needs of the plot, appropriate OOC is allowed... Fuck!
In the show, after Shen Yang signaled Su Hanying to change the teaching method, he was dragged into the water by the other party!
The camera did not capture the underwater content, and the audience could only see two blurred figures at the bottom of the water, as well as the astonished expressions of the other guests.
"Too ruthless?"
"I seem to see Brother Su's 111 tentacles!"
"I don't like Brother Su like this, he's not gentle at all!"
"It was Zai Zai's request. Brother Su is completely free to ask for what he wants from Zai Zai. Isn't this considered pampering?"
"Suddenly thought of my childhood nightmare, that's how I was treated by the coach..."
The barrage recalled the past one after another, unknowingly the swimming spa has come to an end.
Under the camera, Shen Yang sitting in the back seat of the car leaned on Su Hanying's shoulder and was sleeping soundly, while the latter looked at him quietly.
The neon lights and shadows outside the car are bustling and intertwined, but the car is quiet.
Chong Duck for sb: Xipi, I want to write Qingshui Wen.
Duck for rice planting: WTF
For sb's sake: I suddenly felt in my heart that the relationship between Brother Su and Zai Zai was not mixed with lust, it was only related to love.
Chong duck in order to plant rice seedlings: ... What do you mean
Rushing ducks for sb: Even if they don't have jj and become eunuchs, they will still love each other deeply. This is a fate that no one can escape.
Shen Yang, who knew nothing about his colleagues, certainly didn't know how someone at the far end was flirting with him and Su Hanying.
At this moment, his heart was palpitating, and his right eyelid was twitching, because two-thirds of the program had finished broadcasting, and it was about to be his and Yan Jiaqi's campus nostalgic theme pa!