In a very emotional cafe, Shen Yang and Yan Jiaqi are discussing the content of the theme pa. When Yan Jiaqi proposed the concept of cross-dressing, she received the most support and praise since the show was broadcast.
Looking at the barrage, Yan Jiaqi was stunned for a while, then poured himself a glass of wine, raised his head to drink it up, and exclaimed, "Unexpectedly, I also have today!"
She patted Shen Yang on the shoulder, "Baby, Mama just sucked your heat and sucked your blood."
Shen Yang: "..."
"If Mama can debut smoothly and become a big star, Mama will never forget your kindness!" Yan Jiaqi seemed a little flustered, "If you can't find a job after you retire, tell Mama! Mama will arrange for you Come on, at least ten lines!"
Shen Yang: "Thank you..."
After Shen Yang and Yan Jiaqi's coffee party was over, the audience finally had dinner!
On the TV, Su Hanying and Yang Tianchi arrived at the theme PA scene. Before them, Duan Weiwei and Longnu had already put on their clothes and went to the dressing room.
"Is it wrong? This is a skirt."
Yang Tianchi was still in a state of ignorance. After learning that he was going to wear a skirt today, he reacted very violently. Contrary to him, Su Hanying simply accepted the setting of "sexual change" after hearing that Shen Yang would also wear skirts.
"After following the show for so long, this is the first time I see Brother Su being tricked?"
"My cub's attraction to Brother Su is like the bait on the hook, the meat on the trap."
"Looking at the trailer, I thought only junior sisters would wear skirts, but actually Brother Su and Brother Tianchi also wear skirts?"
"There are more and more show manipulations in this show, the director probably even put on Pinru's thermal underwear!"
"Stop talking nonsense! Quickly change it for me! Don't force me to hurry up!"
…
Shen Yang peeked at Su Hanying, and saw that Su Hanying was staring at the TV expressionlessly, looking normal.
But he always felt weird, maybe Su Hanying didn't meet his eyes immediately, or maybe Su Hanying was sitting too upright, Shen Yang suspected that the other party was nervous.
But as a considerate boyfriend, it was impossible for Shen Yang to ask directly in front of everyone, so he withdrew his gaze and continued watching the show.
Su Hanying was the first to show up in women's clothing. Even in women's clothing, he was still calm and calm, without any tweaking or reluctance, which instead diluted the dramatic effect. Although the barrage is lively, it is not as crazy as imagined. At most, it is boasting about its good legs, and then commenting on a little fairy, or praising Su Hanying as a "big dick beauty"...
However, when Yang Tianchi came out, the painting style was different. Countless colorful subtitles covered the video, which can be roughly divided into two types: "hahahaha" and "bullet screen protection", with a few sporadic complaints—
"emmmm deformed aluminum-titanium alloy just Barbie Xiao Gongju."
"Content causes extreme discomfort!"
"Ghost, guna! Believe it or not, I'll lick your face!"
"I choose to die and not to be resurrected."
…
A burst of wild laughter erupted in the private room, Yang Tianchi pulled his hair and looked depressed, but Shen Yang covered his eyes with his hands.
He wasn't stimulated by Yang Tianchi's appearance, but he didn't dare to face his next self.
Although he no longer watches the show, he can still hear Yang Tianchi's voice on the TV: "Beauty, beauty..."
The camera closes up Yang Tianchi's micro-expressions, which are fully exposed to the audience under Professor Wang's off-screen commentary.
"Yang Tianchi is currently in a very full and surprised state. His frontal muscles are fully contracted, his eyebrows are greatly raised, his eyes are wide open, his lower lip is naturally downward, and the skin on the surface of the lip is not stretched to the sides." Professor Wang talked eloquently : "Generally speaking, the real sense of surprise can only last for 1/4 of a second. Yang Tianchi's facial expressions in the later stage are reserved. One is that the muscles are too late to respond, and the other is that the subconscious conveys to the outside world..."
In the middle of speaking, Professor Wang suddenly got stuck, but quickly continued, "...to convey my emotions."
No one in the audience noticed the sudden abnormality of the psychological counselor. At this time, the barrage of "high-energy warning" and "airborne success" had filled the screen. Judging from their speeches, many people couldn't bear to procrastinate ahead of time. The progress bar, and has been swiped twice, even swiped three times, and swiped N.
The camera slowly advances from bottom to top, first capturing a pair of long white and straight legs, and then the curve of the waist and hips. When Shen Yang's face was photographed, the show encountered the most craziest barrage attack ever , completely filling the TV screen—
"wocwocwocwocwocwoc!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
"Peerless beauty, national beauty, celestial beauty, celestial beauty, unrecognizable beauty, beautiful face, icy muscles, and jade bones, Huizhong's double pupils, cut water and water out of lotus! My daughter is so amazing, she can force Mama to come up with so many idioms!!!"
"Oh my god, this is a girl pa! Participating in the girl group selection, she can debut at C position just because of her looks!!"
"Is it really a nest boy??? I didn't even recognize it at first glance. Who can stand up to 55555? Even if it is bent into a mosquito coil, it can be straightened by the nest boy!"
"Heh, what's so good about this kind of ordinary women's clothing? I've only watched it more than 20 times."
"Goddess! Give it to the brothers first!! It's the one opposite you, the one with no expression on his face, but the one with a surging heart!"
"It's over, my cub is destined to be (crossed out) by Yue Gong tonight..."
"Brother Tianchi is dumbfounded."
"Brother Su is also as quiet as Ji."
"Hee hee hee, isn't Brother Su independent from Jin Ji?"
…
Shen Yang tightly covered his eyes, not daring to look at it at all, but many viewers' eyes were already staring straight.
Duck for sb: Xipi! ! !
Chong duck for transplanting rice seedlings: how? Do you have an idea of women's clothing? !
Ducking for sb: No! I have decided to quit the cult of planting rice seedlings, and from then on I only love my cubs!
Ducking for transplanting rice seedlings: what do you mean? Has the cp powder been purified
Ducking for sb: I am X cub! ! !
To transplant rice seedlings and rush ducks:…
In addition to fans, of course there are also a small number of sunspots watching the show.
The special major of a certain college in city B is still in the exam week. At this time, in a dormitory, an ordinary-looking boy is staring at the computer blankly.
The "girls" on the screen are so beautiful, even compared with the school beauty recognized by the school, or the idol of the girl group he is chasing after... No, they must be more charming and eye-catching, because the temperament of the "girls" is so different.
The boy couldn't help but think of a sentence in his heart-there are beautiful women in the north, who are independent and independent.
Until the "girl" suddenly squatted on the ground and burst out laughing, the boy woke up suddenly and broke out in a cold sweat.
He actually... reciting poems to Cai Bee? As a science and engineering boy who has been on the verge of passing Chinese, he didn't even know that he could still recite poetry!
The boy became angry from embarrassment, and said duplicity: "It's disgusting! Is Caibee a pervert for a big man wearing women's clothes?"
He was waiting for the warm response from his roommates. You must know that the four people in their dormitory are all fans of GBG. Although they have never experienced the era of Bumbleee, nor have they seen the downfall of Bumblebee with their own eyes, they have heard rumors over the years that they hate Bumblebee very much. this person.
In the past, if anyone scolded Cai Bee in the dormitory, others would definitely agree, but today, for some reason, the whole dormitory is very quiet.
The boy turned his head suspiciously, and saw three roommates staring intently at the computer, and the boss who lived on the opposite bed was taking pictures of Bumblebee's women's clothing.
The boy thought it was clear: "Yes! Cut it out and post it on the forum, let everyone spit it out."
However, in the next second, he heard the boss say to the second: "Didn't you work in a photography studio before? I sent you a screenshot of God Bee on Q, please help me P into a mobile phone desktop."
"No problem." The second child said boldly, "I'll have a few more photos, and you can choose when the time comes."
The boy was stunned, what's the matter? Isn't the second child the one who hates Caibee the most
He couldn't help asking: "What's the matter with you, second child? You actually have a picture of a colorful bee? Is it a black photo?"
The second child didn't even bother to give eyes, and said lightly: "What color Bee? Bee God counts food, so the others have to be buried."
The boy was stunned, "You said just now that he is a good-for-nothing old guy, and he will suffer from a hand injury and relapse in the next game, get out of here!"
"When did I say that?" The second child frowned, turned his head and questioned: "I said you are annoying? Can you stop the black bee god every day, he is so cute, how can you bear it!"
Boy: "..."
He stood there blankly, his three views were on the verge of shattering, and he could only look at the last person in the dormitory for help: "Fourth..."
However, the other party only glanced at him indifferently, "Bee black!"
Boy: "..."
This night, countless bee crooks turned bee fans, but Shen Yang, who was in the private room, didn't notice anything.
He didn't dare to face the camera directly until he heard his own voice, "Brother Su is quite pretty."
Shen Yang opened his fingers slightly, and saw Su Hanying on the TV suddenly turned around as he remembered, and hurried out of the room.
At first he thought he had said something wrong, but now that he thinks about it, Su Hanying's behavior is very suspicious... Are you sure he just washed his hands
The follow-up camera chased Su Hanying to the bathroom door. Although he didn't follow in, he couldn't stop the raging barrage!
"Can't hold it. jpg."
"Hot stomach.jpg."
"Weiweiyihard.jpg."
"Close the door and masturbate.jpg."
…
Shen Yang coughed dryly, glanced at Su Hanying who was sitting upright, and secretly wondered what Su Hanying was doing? Is it really as the barrage said... Cough, shouldn't it be
"I just washed my face." Su Hanying seemed to guess what he was thinking, and whispered: "Don't think about it."
Shen Yang felt guilty for a second, but he had been tricked by Su Hanying too much, and there was still some doubt in his eyes.
How could Su Hanying not see it, suddenly smiled, and said in a low voice: "Your boyfriend, how could it be just a few minutes?"
"..."
Shen Yang was defeated across the board, and Su Hanying's show was still Su Hanying's show, but after such an interruption, he was finally able to watch the show with peace of mind.
In the next clip, all the audience can see through Su Hanying's inner restlessness—
Duan Weiwei and Su Hanying played flying chess, and Duan Weiwei won.
Yang Tianchi played marbles with Su Hanying, and Yang Tianchi won.
Shen Yang and Su Hanying played cup sets, and Shen Yang won.
The most unbelievable thing is that Su Hanying, a generation of chefs, can burn three skewers out of five skewers when grilling, and two skewers are raw...
The bullet screens laughed at Su Hanying for being unsafe, and Shen Yang also looked at Su Hanying with a smile, but the latter covered his eyes.
The people in the private room teased recklessly, they had a rare chance to see Su Hanying make an embarrassment, and one was more excited than the other.
Soon, the first episode of the program was coming to an end, and the guests on TV were playing the game of "you make gestures and I guess".
In a barrage of "famous scenes", Shen Yang posed the pose of Marilyn Monroe that appeared in the preview, but this time there was no violent expression pack, and the lethality doubled, especially at the moment when Shen Yang pouted, The girls in the barrage and the private room screamed at the same time, and for a moment the scene was like an old courtyard in March—full of wild cats in heat.
When Su Hanying in the show made a three and then drew a heart, Shen Yang shouted anxiously: "I like you!"
Su Hanying smiled: "That's right."
But the next shot mercilessly exposes him—the real answer is clearly "half-hearted".
It was only at this moment that Shen Yang knew that he had been cheated, but he was so happy that he was cheated, and there were smiles on the corners of his eyes and brows.
Shen Yang secretly held Su Hanying's hand, and drew a heart on his palm.
Su Hanying held him back, and the two interlocked their fingers, exchanging the warmth of their palms.
"Yoooooooo, lie to the confession scene!"
"If you talk about scheming, it's still Brother Su's scheming, and he couldn't be more compatible with silly little junior sister Baitian!"
"I couldn't be more satisfied with the show! Where did the fairy director come from? From now on, if the director eats hot pot, I will give the director hot pot base!"
"The director eats instant noodles! I'll give the director a seasoning bag!"
"Director fuck! I'll send paper to the director!"
"...skr werewolves."
But in the barrage of celebrations that seemed to be celebrating the New Year, there were also people who expressed surprise—
"I originally followed along to join in the fun, but seeing now, Su Hanying can't be really gay, right? It doesn't look like intentional wheat bran..."
"Someone actually thinks that Brother Su is deliberately trying to make wheat bran? zz?"
"Can you pay attention to barrage etiquette? This show has always used the sign of bg love, and Su Hanying's text messages have also been sent to several girls. I thought there was something wrong with the show group's intentional wheat bran business? If you have the ability, call Su Han Ying texted Shen Yang!"
…
When the show came to an end, there was a sudden small-scale quarrel in the barrage, and a small group of viewers who couldn't recognize reality were still dying and were beaten to death by the rest of the CP fans. In the studio, the star detectives also began to reason about the picks of the guests.
Except Duan Weiwei's pick was very clear, the detectives were not sure about the choices of the others.
Will Yang Tianchi send it to Yan Jiaqi or Longnv
Will Dragon Girl send it to Yang Tianchi or Shen Yang
Will Shen Yang send it to Duan Weiwei or Yan Jiaqi
Will the Yan family send it to Shen Yang or Su Hanying
And who will Su Hanying send it to
When the fourth episode of the variety show was broadcast, the text messages gradually burned their brains. The guests argued for a long time and wrote down the answers one by one.
When it was Su Hanying's turn, the guests had a hard time making a choice—some guessed it was the Dragon Girl, because Su Hanying sent three episodes to different girls, and this episode would probably have a repeat round; others guessed it was Duan Weiwei, After all, the two are on duty as a team, and Su Hanying will also send them to her for the sake of decency.
After everyone finished writing their answers, He Sijia smiled at the only gay among the detectives, "No matter who Su Hanying texted to today, she must have sent it to Shen Yang..."
Chen Xia was upset, always felt that He Sijia's smile was directed at him, so he deliberately misinterpreted: "Scarlett must have misunderstood, right? If she really thought about one thing, but sent a text message to another, wouldn't it violate the purpose of the program and deceive lost everyone's feelings?"
He Scarlett glanced at him lazily, but said nothing.
Chen Xiawu said to himself: "I believe that the invited amateur guests respect the show very much, Su Hanying is just more defensive and has not opened up to any girls for the time being, but he should be cautious every time he sends a text message. "
The host heard that the words were wrong, so he hurriedly smoothed things over: "Scarlett was just joking—"
"I'm not joking." He Sijia interrupted coldly: "If the rules of the program group allow, Su Hanying will definitely send it to Shen Yang."
Chen Xia was secretly delighted, he had heard that He Sijia was a "beautiful idiot", he would jump whenever others dug a hole, and was about to bring the rhythm again, when the host said: "Let's see the result!"
The camera turned to the small blackboard, and after a system beep, the pink line next to Su Hanying's portrait slowly extended, pointing directly at Shen Yang!
There was a moment of silence in the studio, only to hear He Sijia chuckled lightly: "What a brave boy, I'm a fan."
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