[chatting] Isn't it? Funa chocolate is empty in seconds
Floor 0: I just saw the advertisement and went to the Funa Taobao flagship store to shop, and found that the custom gift box for the Qixi Festival has been taken off the shelves.
Floor 1: Sad, I didn't buy it either, I shouldn't have been attracted by Zai Zai's beauty and had to re-read the advertisement a few times...
Floor 2: I dragged the progress bar and saw Shen Mei’s meow outfit, so I rushed to buy 10 boxes, and the top 500 would also have autographed greeting cards from Brother Su and Mei Shen. I don’t know if I caught up!
3rd floor: The local tyrants upstairs, Funa is not cheap ah, 288 a box, 20,000 boxes in seconds, brother Su and sister Shen have the ability to carry goods rnb!
Floor 4: After eating 10 boxes, you will lose 10 catties. I finally understand why invisible dog food can also make Twolegs fat...
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The advertising effect was so good that it greatly exceeded the expectations of the donor's father, so that the goods prepared were not enough. While the merchants were passionately restocking, the show had progressed to the heart-to-heart talk between Shen Yang and Yuan Kai.
However, the focus of the barrage is still on the advertisement. Netizens analyzed and deduced whether Su Hanying kissed Shen Yang when she bit the chocolate. After analyzing the screenshots frame by frame, the netizens confirmed that it was indeed a kiss!
Cub, the first kiss is gone!
Oh no... the first kiss is long gone, it disappeared as far away as Dove's silky milk chocolate strawberry donut kiss...
When Yuan Kai complained about why Shen Yang kept mentioning his roommates, the barrage finally returned to the original pornography, especially when Shen Yang personally said that Su Hanying understood him, respected him, and trusted him, the program inserted a memory kill, which was just It was a tidbit that was released not long ago——
Su Hanying: "What kind do you like
Shen Yang: "Understand me, trust me, and respect me."
"It suddenly dawned on me."
"Mose suddenly opened up."
"The enlightenment."
"It's like waking up from a dream."
"55555 Chinese scumbags can't think of idioms, but after chasing variety shows for so long and suddenly seeing Zai Zai open up, I feel a sense of loss jio..."
"Me too, moved and sad, probably this is the feeling of marrying a daughter."
…
The barrage gradually began a strange "wandering mind". A few minutes later, the date between Shen Yang and Yuan Kai came to an end, and the guests got on the bus and went to the wild survival training base.
After simple training and grouping, the red and blue teams came to the camp respectively. The blue team chose to disperse their actions, while the red team found some scattered parts and a map from the camp.
When Shen Yang gave the map to Yang Tianchi and Longnv, and took Yan Jiaqi out of the camp, the camera showed Bai Xi of the blue team. When the audience saw her agility and quick actions, their feelings for her immediately increased, and they all knelt down and called the queen. On the contrary, Zhao Yuchen, the tyrannical boss who clearly wanted to go west, but headed east confidently, found a dagger in a daze, and successfully stabbed the "enemy" Yang Tianchi with the dagger. Be the first among all guests to earn points.
"Emmmm, is there any foolish blessing in sand sculpture?"
"How did Mr. Ba's IQ establish the foundation of the dynasty? It should be just by gnawing on the old, right?"
"Tianchi boy disappoints me so much, I even gave him and Longnu the map, yet he still gets lost!"
"Damn!!!"
The barrage, which was still commenting seriously, changed its painting style instantly after seeing the dragon girl "pull Zhao Yuchen upside down"—
"The night gave me black eyes, and I was blind."
"Seeking hegemony's total psychological shadow area."
"I see through Tianchi boy's heart: The world, fake."
"The feet of the male rabbit are fluttering, and the eyes of the female rabbit are blurred; two rabbits walk side by side, how can you tell if I am male or female?"
"So this is a story about an alpha pretending to be an omega to cheat an A?"
"Brother Dragon Girl, I will marry you!!!"
"Ahhh, the long-awaited public hug finally appeared!!! Something seems wrong?"
"Why can my cute bg reverse CP? All these years of love and time have been paid by mistake!"
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At this time, in the No. 2 conference room of the KK club, a team of members sat neatly, and made swallowing sounds at the same time.
After the first variety show, they finally had the opportunity to watch the show together... Although Yingjun and Nan Nan are not interested, after all, eating dog food every day in reality is enough to fill their stomachs, and they really don't want to be abused by the show.
But there was no competition today, so Su Hanying issued an order at 7:30, and uncharacteristically proposed to watch variety shows together to relax. The reason was that it was the first time for the big cats to be on camera, and I hope everyone can support them.
Can employees not listen to the boss's request? cannot.
So, after they watched the ad broadcast, Su Hanying said flatly: "Big Miao, they are doing well. I asked my assistant to buy 100 boxes of chocolates as encouragement. As temporary owners, do you have any indication?" ?”
Everyone: "..."
Of course the result is to buy, buy, buy, but is the focus really on how many real cats? Everyone knows it.
"God bee, I remember..." Handsome turned his head with a pale face, "The text messages of female No. 1 are all sent to you, right?"
Shen Yang, who saw this scene for the first time, also had a stiff expression, and nodded slowly.
There is an incomprehensible expectation in the handsome eyes, "Then in the end she..."
"In the end she didn't pick me." Shen Yang directly revealed the spoiler, "She and Tianchi are boyfriend and girlfriend now."
"oh… "
Yingjun is very disappointed, the script in his mind has already played out to the scene where Longnu insists on picking Shen Yang, and after learning that Shen Yang and Su Hanying are together, she angrily smashes Ying. Suddenly, he felt a chill behind him, and immediately sat upright, pretending to be watching the show seriously.
On the projection screen, Shen Yang stood in the middle of the branches and said to Yan Jiaqi: "It's a pistol and bullets!"
Yan Jiaqi jumped up excitedly, "Yeah! You have two weapons!"
"Jiaqi, get down!"
"Bang bang—"
Even though he is outside the game, the audience can still sense Yan Jiaqi's inner os at the moment: no game experience.
"Mother-in-law is killed, Brother Su is really ruthless."
"The hatred of killing my mother is irreconcilable, I seem to foresee the tragedy to be staged..."
"Su Shanbo and Shen Yingtai, Luo Miying and Zhu Liyang."
"Mom: If you want to marry my cub, step over my dead body first! Brother Su: OK."
"Your thinking in front is very dangerous?"
"Wait, my cub saw the opportunity wrongly, abandoned Ma Ma, who was dependent on each other, and ran for his own life?"
"Zai Zai runs really fast, has he been blessed by the Rabbit God?"
"Cub Chong Duck! Brother Su is about to catch up! Be careful of the vicissitudes of the chrysanthemum!"
"Am I the only one who sympathizes with the shooters? I can hear them wheezing through the screen."
…
The shaky camera kept chasing the backs of Shen Yang and Su Hanying, and the dedicated work attitude of the cameraman moved countless viewers to tears.
When the camera finally stabilized, Shen Yang in the picture was sitting on the ground, leaning against a tree trunk and panting rapidly.
Suddenly, he slowly raised his head and found Su Hanying who was hiding in a tree and observing secretly.
Following Su Hanying's instructions, Shen Yang raised his hands and walked to a big tree.
When being searched, he showed the demeanor of "not afraid of winning or losing, not afraid of life and death", smiling without any seriousness.
"Be serious." Su Hanying looked indifferent: "Do you know what's going on now?"
"You know, I'm your prisoner."
At the moment when the bullet screens were filled with "famous scenes", Su Hanying unexpectedly handed over the sniper rifle to Shen Yang, "I am your prisoner."
"Ah, what use do I need this voice for?!"
"Ahhhhhh what kind of lingering love story is this! Hiccup~"
"I am your fermented bean curd!"
"I'm your mutual masturbation!"
"I'm a prisoner of rice planting!"
"I can't take it anymore, I want to call 120! Give me ten catties of insulin!!!"
"My heart is bursting! Why are you so good at flirting? Brother Su, you're not even of legal marriage age!"
"It's so sua, it's like a love talker! My newly grown head was broken off again!"
"My daughter is very simple! Brother Su, please be more reserved, and don't be too aggressive, okay?"
"Save the child! I ask Mr. Su and Mr. Shen to popularize what love is!"
"Bring me my diamond dog leash, I'm going to run downstairs three times, woof woof woof!"
…
The screams one after another on the screen seemed to have penetrating power, shaking the souls of the audience over and over again with silent sound waves.
Yingjun couldn't sit still anymore, he stood up abruptly, "Um... Boss, I'm going to pee!"
Nan Nan and A Piao also stood up, not even thinking about the persuasiveness of the excuse, and said in unison: "Let's go shit!"
In the end, only Shao Kui was left, and under Su Hanying's cold gaze, he said bravely, "Boss, I, I'm going to smoke..."
In a blink of an eye, there were only two people left in the meeting room.
Shen Yang burst into embarrassment, "They..."
Su Hanying comforted: "Don't be disappointed, next time I will ask the children from the second team to watch together, they dare not run away."
Shen Yang: "..."
Is he disappointed? !
"Alright." Su Hanying put one hand on Shen Yang's waist, "We haven't watched the show alone yet."
Shen Yang thought about it like this, the previous episodes were either watched with everyone or he watched it alone... He thought about it, and hurriedly said: "Then let's watch the variety show together next time, only us!" they...
Su Hanying said "Yes", and just happened to hear Bai Xi spraying his love thoughts on the show, so she sneered disdainfully.
Shen Yang in the program had already sat up, and was gently blowing on Su Hanying's right hand; Su Hanying outside the program was holding his palm, as if he was also grasping the throbbing at that moment.
When she saw Shen Yang swearing that she was not afraid of farmers and snakes, Su Hanying's hand on Shen Yang's waist slightly tightened, she leaned over and bit the other's fair neck, and deliberately gave out an ambiguous little strawberry.
Shen Yang retracted her neck sensitively, and raised her hand to touch the bitten place, not understanding why Su Hanying suddenly became "in heat".
It wasn't until he heard himself say, "Even if you were the most poisonous Belcher sea snake, you wouldn't bite me", that he realized that Su Hanying was refuting this sentence with actions.
But this kind of "bite"... a little bit more doesn't hurt pa!
There was no outsider in the meeting room, and Shen Yang gradually relaxed. After ten minutes, the two of them spent each other hugging and hugging each other, not even knowing what the show was going to be.
When there was only a quarter of the progress bar left, Zhao Yuchen, who had been limped by Su Hanying, walked into the camera carelessly: "Shen Yang, you are setting a trap."
Then he was beaten by Shen Yang and fled in embarrassment.
Seeing this, Su Hanying suppressed a smile, and said to Shen Yang who was in her arms: "Little brother, you are very bad."
Shen Yang immediately retorted: "You lied to him first!"
Su Hanying stroked Shen Yang's hair with one hand, and said casually: "I didn't say anything, it was all made up by him."
Shen Yang: "..."
At this time, Bai Xi also broke into the camera, she seemed to have discovered the trap set by Shen Yang, and the barrage was all nervous for Shen Yang.
But in the end, the audience learned that the turf trap was just a cover-up, and the real trap was in the northwest, and they managed to trap Bai Xi, allowing Shen Yang to get the "double kill" achievement.
"Cub: The hatred of killing a husband is irreconcilable."
"God bee is God bee, the divine light shines on any game, no matter online or offline!"
"What cats and dogs dare to bee with me."
"Every time I watch Wozai play games, Sue breaks his leg, Ma Ma fans become girlfriend fans in a second!"
"Su Hanying: Let me see who else dares to spy on the baby."
"That traitor with a love brain in front, please shut up consciously."
"Actually, Chenxi CP is also pretty good. Ms. Bai, please do what you say and teach Zhao Bazhao well."
"President Ba can't be saved, so I just stew it and eat pa."
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With the joyful barrage, the show came to an end.
In this variety show, Su Han still sent a text message to Shen Yang—hope to see you at the weekend.
"Brother Su." Shen Yang suddenly thought of a question, and poked Su Hanying's lower abdomen in the posture of pillowing on Su Hanying's lap, "If I teamed up with someone else on that date, would you chase after me? After all, Su classmate deliberately created a random encounter in the restaurant on the first week of dating, and went to the zoo to deliver goods on the second week of dating, and the distance between the third week of dating is so far apart, what tricks can he use
Su Hanying's body tensed, she pressed Shen Yang's troubled hand, and said lightly: "There is no if."
Shen Yang was dissatisfied: "Don't prevaricate the problem."
Su Hanying: "I will call a helicopter and drop me to your location."
Seeing that Shen Yang's eyes widened, as if he really believed it, Su Hanying couldn't help laughing: "Why are you so easy to deceive?"
Shen Yang: "... Is that going to happen?"
"No." Su Hanying smiled, with a serious attitude: "It's too far away, and I'm not so bored that I have to work hard to get along for a while, but even if I'm not with you, I will always miss you. Besides..." He lightly pressed Shen Yang's bright red lips, "I can feel that you already had a vague liking for me at that time, and I didn't worry about dating anyone, you would always miss me anyway."
They will only miss each other across thousands of mountains and rivers.
Shen Yang was delighted, he pouted and kissed Su Hanying's slightly cold fingertips, and looked away embarrassedly.
At this time, the video has skipped to the eighth episode trailer. The program team first edited the clip of Long Nu and Yang Tianchi climbing the mountain, then it was the turn of Bai Xi and Zhao Yuchen to visit the ancient town, and then the scene of Duan Weiwei and Yan Jiaqi in the crowd. They looked at each other silently, and finally showed Shen Yang sleeping soundly on Su Hanying's shoulder.
The star detective and the audience were equally shocked, thinking that the program crew would not really arrange a pair of lilies and a pair of bases, right? However, the scene suddenly changed, and a few seagulls flew in the sky. Under the green clouds, Duan Weiwei clenched her fists and shouted hysterically: "Why aren't you married yet?!"