I’m Actually a Bigshot

Chapter 100: Watch the fight

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The team from ghost town No. 666 temporarily stayed at the "rest station", never thinking of getting farther and farther away from the team that came, but also not thinking of meeting that team.

After all, although the two teams are on the same street, Ghost Town No. 666 has changed into the clothes of the aborigines inside the store, while the other team is outside the store, and may just pass them by after all.

However, under Qiao Lv's repeated investigations, the team got closer and closer, heading straight for the "rest station".

"There are so many stores, why do we come here?" In the morning, everyone in Ghost Town No. 666 seemed extremely busy. Because the store owner didn't know where he went early in the morning, he handed over the most troublesome work of sorting letters to Su Qingxing and the others.

Someone had already delivered the scattered letters, and Su Qingxing and the others' task was to sort the letters one by one through the map given by the boss, and then send them to the postman in charge of each block.

Newspapers and letters seem to be the most important work of this "rest station".

However, since there is the word "rest", it is natural that travelers who come to stay overnight will not be rejected. So when the other contestants in costumes that were very different from those of the aborigines entered the rest station, Su Qingxing and others pretended to continue working calmly, and only Chu Bai stepped forward to greet them.

What Su Qingxing and the others are wearing now are the clothes prepared by the store owner, and also the clothes worn by the people who worked in the store before. They look like stage costumes, and they shine under the lights like candy wrappers.

The upper body is white short sleeves, and the neckline and slightly wide cuffs have silver-blue glitter on the edge, which looks a little nice. In addition, the uniform also includes a pair of silver-blue overalls with a large bow of the same color around the neck, which is indeed a bit strange to ordinary people.

Contestants No. 666 all wore such uniforms, but each person's appearance was slightly different. For example, Su Qingxing also has a beret of the same color as the overalls on top of his head, which gives him a youthful and energetic feeling.

Murong directly tied the bow tie around her neck behind her head, and with her long hair fluttering around, she looked handsome and neat.

Qin Guan directly gave up the design of the bow tie, pulled it into a long silk and wrapped it around his hands, smoking a cigarette with a vicissitudes on his face. In Murong's words, she didn't feel the power of youth at all.

Compared with Qin Guan, Tong Yan, who has been the captain of the college basketball team for decades, looks more sunny, but he wears a large uniform, while Su Qingxing wears a small one.

Chu Bai's uniform was also well-dressed, but he took off the bow tie and was still stubbornly wearing his white coat. It looked very weird, making people wonder what he was doing.

After a group of seven people walked in, Chu Bai went up to greet him, and asked politely: "A few customers want to enter the store to rest?"

Su Qingxing, who was sorting out the letters, looked there, and saw the man in suit and glasses at the front of the line at first glance, with a Western face, light blond hair and gray eyes that couldn't be expressed in newspapers, he looked quite handsome Uncommon, but one of two cannibals in the paper!

Su Qingxing remembered the girl in the pettiskirt he had seen in the video, she had apparently been driven into madness because of her hunger. But the man in suit and glasses in front of him had a slight smile on his face, and he didn't seem to have any discomfort at all.

Behind the man in the suit and glasses followed a... Big Pyrenees in a suit and vest. All in all, he is a guy who looks like a monster from the underworld, and his identity should be the leader of this team, that is, the guide of the underworld in the ghost city to which he belongs.

But for some reason, the guide of the underworld has been following the man in the suit and glasses. Even though he is much taller than the man-eating murderer, his aura is far inferior. He looks very simple and docile, like The two-meter-tall white bear doll bought in the store was also wearing a dark gray suit and vest.

Su Qingxing just felt that the leader of this team should not be the big white bear in clothes, but the well-dressed cannibal murderer.

"What delicious food do you have here?" Seeing Chu Bai come out to say hello, he walked straight to the empty tables in the store with the indistinguishable western burly men behind the line.

Maybe it's because they participated in the Ghost Town Conference together, so even if the ghosts were divided into East and West, the language spoken at this moment is no different to Su Qingxing's ears.

"Eat?" Chu Bai hadn't forgotten that the character he was playing was an aborigine who didn't understand what "eat" was, so a puzzled expression soon appeared on his face, "What do you guys mean?"

"Are you aborigines all idiots, you can serve food by prying any corner of the wall, but no one knows what to eat wherever you go?" A man behind punched the table, "Your mouths are white and long. of?"

"Naturally, the mouth is not white." Chu Bai's characteristic has always been that the enemy is strong and the enemy is quiet, so the more aggressive the other party's tone, the calmer and more calm Chu Bai's tone is. At the beginning, he relied on this to turn Pisa so angry. just go.

"The mouth has always been used to speak, and it is best to speak calmly, so that the gods will bless everyone with good health and happiness." Chu Bai himself does not believe in God, but he said similar things one after another. He even smiled at the strong man who said that the aborigines were fools just now, "Calm down, don't be impatient, so that when you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb."

"You..." The strong man was about to punch him when he was stopped.

"God?" The person on the other side smiled sarcastically, "I just said why people from the heaven world should participate in the ghost town conference in the underworld, but now even a character on the map is talking about gods with his mouth. Influence us?"

Those strong men seemed a little angry at Chu Bai's nonsense, but the other party's guide and the man in suit and glasses looked very calm. The big white bear guide just looked at Chu Bai, then turned to ask The man with glasses beside him: "Do you want to eat?"

However, the man in the suit and glasses just shook his head, took out a handkerchief from his suit pocket, wiped his lips gently, and explained: "I used to think that the meat of believers should be extremely delicious, but in the end I found that it was dry and tasteless. The taste, even if you add a layer of spices, can't cover the sour smell. So if you know it's not good, don't eat it."

"The believers here should be sweet, right?" When the big white bear was talking, he didn't seem to regard Chu Bai in front of him as a "person", but a human-shaped dessert that could be described as sweet and salty, "Tao Te , when the hunger came just now, you have been enduring it, no one has eaten all the way, no matter how strong your self-control is, it is hard to bear it, right?"

"I'm different from the others." Ford Taut, the man with glasses, also known as Tetete in Tong Yan's mouth, didn't turn around to look at the big white bear at all, and looked around arrogantly, "Others can't help it, but I can definitely do it." Hold back, or... in the words of Dongfang, it's just... disappearing from everyone?"

"You just like to hold on." The big white bear is not only weak at the moment, but also a little wronged. It spreads its fluffy forelimbs, and directly hugs the proud taut bear standing there, "if you can't take it , hide in Grandpa Xiong's arms and cry, okay?"

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"Master Xiong, can you stop being so embarrassing?" The other people in the team were very dissatisfied in an instant, "If people from other ghost towns see you like this, our ghost town will really be ashamed to death!"

"Grandpa Xiong, I'm so cute, why am I ashamed? Don't forget who picked you up from the trial world one by one." Master Xiong patted his thick and fat bear paw, "Grandpa can feel your loneliness, The more lonely people are, the more Grandpa Xiong likes them, the more lonely people are, the more Grandpa Xiong wants to hold them in his arms."

"No wonder people say you are a teddy bear." The team member next to him muttered, "Apart from hugging all day long, can you do other things? For example, recruit a builder, or go to other ghost towns to buy some weapons some type of?"

"LOVE AND PEACE!" When Lord Xiong said this, he was still hugging Tao Te, but when the words reached Su Qingxing's ears, they were still in Western languages. This may be because the slogan "Love and Peace" is popular among everyone. know

"What an embarrassment." Tao Te pushed Master Xiong aside, which seemed to be an understatement, but his strength seemed to be stronger than that of a bear.

After getting rid of Master Xiong, Tao Te pushed his glasses and took the lead to sit down beside the empty table, ignoring all the people in ghost town No. 666 who were wearing blue and white uniforms, and said to himself: "I said, Do you feel that there has been a force trying to detect our team? It should be people from other teams, and they should have special spiritual abilities like me."

"Then can we do some investigation?" Big Pyrenees immediately asked naively.

"I'm hungry, I don't want to." Tao Te retorted immediately, "And here are all oriental faces, so I have no appetite."

"Eat more anyway, Brother Tao, this is your staple food! The victory or defeat of our team depends on you!" The boys behind him also sat down at the table one by one, and treated the ogre The attitude seems to be more respectful than when treating the guide.

"I'm tired, I don't want to eat." Tao Te leaned back on the chair slowly, folded his legs, and just looked at other people, "Can you find something to eat?"

"How about, let's go to the river to get some lemonade for elder brother?" One of them had an idea.

"Where's the container?" Taut looked up at the teammate, "Are you going to fill the water with marshmallows or chocolate? The more I hear it, the more I get tired of it."

"this… "

The aborigines of the gourmet planet, although not visible on the surface, are actually no different from sugar people in essence. There is no way to touch water normally, and there is no such thing as "eating and drinking" in their lives. It is precisely because of this that the food and drink of the contestants is also restricted in this world, especially for those who are particular about food and drink, it is unbearable.

Of course, there are also those who are not particular about eating and drinking, just like a few rough men in Lord Xiong’s team broke off all the four corners of the table as soon as they sat down, and after taking a sip, they all praised: “It’s mint.” The sandwiched chocolate, it tastes really refreshing, would you like to try it, Brother Tao?"

Ford Taut obviously didn't want to eat it, but everyone in Ghost Town No. 666 who was walking around pretending to be natural felt a little delicious when they saw the mint sandwich.

"I've been here for almost a day and a night. When will I meet my opponent?" Ford Taut really didn't look like an ogre at all, but his photo was indeed recognized by Chubai, and it was indeed decades ago. A former serial killer with a name and a surname.

"This customer, please don't destroy the items in the store at will, thank you." Seeing a guy who was about to break another piece off the table, Bai Chu walked over.

"Hey, isn't this our lovely follower of the gods?" Master Xiong beckoned to Chu Bai, "Can you help Grandpa Xiong go outside to shovel some soil?"

Shovel

"Shouldn't this be regarded as destroying items in the store or public facilities?" Master Xiong grinned, "I'm in trouble."

"Master Xiong, you are really troublesome." A team member next to him muttered, "Miss Blueberry over there has long said that you should choose your food carefully, but you gnawed a handful of dirt when you went out."

"Isn't it good?" Master Xiong didn't care, "I don't have to worry about being hungry anywhere, it's better than that bastard Tao Te eating people everywhere."

Su Qing, who was distributing letters, paused for a moment. What Mr. Xiong said just now confirmed the identity of this Mr. Tao Te. He is obviously one of the cannibalistic murderers, but his condition is much better than that of the already crazy young girl.

The requirement for shoveling soil is not too much, but there is no bowl or bowl that can hold soil in the whole station, so Chu Bai can only look around for tools that can hold things.

"Use this." Su Qingxing moved down a chocolate flower pot from the window sill next to it. There were a few marshmallow flowers randomly inserted in it. After taking the bunch of marshmallows away, there was only a white pot left.

"Okay." Chu Bai took the flowerpot and walked out, seeing that Su Qingxing didn't want to reveal their identities here, so he tried his best to do what they asked.

"Everyone, another team is starting to come here." Qiao Lu's voice suddenly rang in the minds of everyone in Ghost City No. 666, which meant that the incident had begun to escalate.

The people in Tao Te's team couldn't hear Qiao Lu's voice, and never doubted Su Qingxing's identity from the beginning to the end. They just took the pot of soil that Chu Bai had dug up with great difficulty, and happily ate it.

"Tao Te, there's a murderous look outside." Master Xiong's mouth was still covered with black crumbs, but he raised his head solemnly and looked outside the glass sugar door. Master Xiong also seems to have the ability to detect the surroundings, but the basis for his detection seems to be the murderous aura on the enemy.

The aborigines had no murderous intent, and Su Qingxing and the others did not show any murderous intent, so what Master Xiong felt should be the other team that Qiao Lv was talking about.

Assuming that the team of the young master Cerberus is still in place, then the team with the little girl in the tutu skirt should be coming now.

That is to say...

Crazy fans, are you going to meet an idol who doesn't look so crazy

"Qiao Lv." Su Qingxing suddenly used his consciousness to contact Qiao Lv, "With your ability, can you let the aborigines near this store hide to a safe place?"

Su Qingxing felt that the other team might not fight as passively as their No. 666 ghost town sightseeing group. If the two teams fought, it would inevitably have a bad impact on the surrounding residents.

"Yes, the aborigines also have consciousness, and they are even easier to control than ordinary practitioners." Qiao Li agreed, doing this is easier than detecting other people's traces.

So, when Lord Xiong led his team to open the glass candy door and walked out, he saw the crowd on the street turning around and walking towards the distance. place of land.

"It's really strange. It's like knowing that this place will soon become a battlefield." Walking from the other side of the street was a white-haired old man wearing a black robe. The skin around his right eye was burned. The right eye was also replaced with a mechanical eye that glowed red.

"Long time no see, One Eye." To Su Qingxing's surprise, Master Xiong seemed to know the leader of the opposing team, "I haven't seen you for two hundred years, I never thought you would become an old man."

Two hundred years

Su Qingxing couldn't help opening his eyes wide. Could it be that these two guides had participated in the ghost town meeting two hundred years ago? !

"Hahahaha, are you old? Two hundred years have passed, can you not be old?" The old man named "One-eyed" also laughed a few times, but because of the burn on his face, this kind of smile became a little bit ferocious.

"Aren't you getting old too?" The one-eyed old man grinned at Master Xiong, "Look at your hair, you've changed from a black bear to a white bear."

"Bah! I belong to the White Bear Clan!" Master Xiong pointed at the opposing team tremblingly, "If it weren't for you, the bastard, the children in my team would not have been eliminated!"

"It's been two hundred years, can't you learn how to cultivate yourself?" Cyclops' expression didn't change a lot, "After your team was eliminated, our team didn't last long. They were just losers who were eliminated in the first round. Even if I didn't make a move at the beginning, you wouldn't be able to survive to the second round."

"That's why I've been chatting with you here for a long time." Master Xiong's expression sank, "You guys, like me, know the pain of the guide who survived after the entire army was wiped out."

"But Big Bear, I don't want to taste this taste again." The one-eyed eyes suddenly became sharp, and the mechanical eye on the right also began to flicker, "People behind, let the dog go!"

The team following Cyclops suddenly parted, revealing a girl in a pink tutu who was tightly tied up with a rubber rope.

After hearing One Eye's order, the person who tied the girl loosened the rubber rope in an instant, and the blond girl who had completely lost her mind due to hunger roared and rushed around in an instant.

Just when the girl was running around aimlessly, One Eye suddenly took out a thick black bag, took out a flesh-colored object from it, and threw it directly at the opposite white bear.

"Look, puppy, that's the meat you want to eat the most, and it's also the meat you need the most." Before One-Eyed could finish his words, the blonde girl really rushed towards White Bear's team like a wild dog .

"This is part of the body of an aborigine?" It was not the first time Bai Xiong had seen this kind of meat. Although there was no blood or human texture, it did belong to those aborigines with self-awareness.

"Dog training should also be rewarded." The one-eyed old man just looked at the "dog" he had tamed and rushed out, "It's just that the meat that satisfies her appetite is really hard to find, and there are only so many meats left in such a long time." It’s just a little bit, I didn’t expect it to come in handy here.”

"Speaking of which, if this kind of food wasn't too difficult to find, it wouldn't have such a good effect." One Eye just watched the girl rush towards the white bear, "Stupid bear, I'm not what I used to be, this time I Not only will I beat you like last time, but I will fight my way to win!"

When One Eye said these words, the man-eating girl had already rushed in front of the white bear, her hands turned into ghost claws, and attacked the white bear with the simplest and most brutal attack method as a ghost!

Although the girl was wearing a cumbersome pettiskirt, it didn't seem to affect her combat efficiency at all.

When the two teams kicked off the battle, Su Qingxing and his team members stood behind the glass candy door of the store, watching all this happen silently, and did not intend to easily intervene in the battle between the two teams.

After all, there are only two reasons for joining the battle at this time, one is to cause a three-sided melee, and the other is to dissuade the two sides from starting a war. But the two guides in front of them are obviously old acquaintances. If No. 666 joins the battle at this time, it is very likely that the two teams will temporarily cooperate.

As for the latter... No matter how harmonious the ghost town No. 666 is, it never thought of snatching food from the street women cadres, and it was pointless to discourage the two teams from fighting at the ghost town meeting.

After much deliberation, everyone in ghost town No. 666 still chose to watch the battle cautiously.

Ice Bear, who has served as the guide of the underworld for more than two hundred years, naturally cannot be easily defeated by a hungry little girl. In fact, when the little girl's ghost claws cut through the dark gray suit vest of the white bear, although her remaining attacks were still rough and fast, those attacks seemed to be caught on cotton, except for messing with the white bear's fur. , and did not cause any harm to him.

"Ahhh!" the blond girl suddenly roared again, "Give me my meat! You bastards who starve me, I will sacrifice you to my god!"

"This is really strange." After hearing what the girl said, the white bear who had been pawed by the girl muttered to himself, "It's true that you can meet believers of the gods everywhere these days."

"What a god!" The girl with eyes that could see the light of hunger roared even louder, "My god is Ford Tout!"

The girl had just finished yelling these words, and the next second she saw a young man with light blond short hair coming out from behind the thick body of the white bear.

"Tauter!" Ice Bear snickered and looked at his favorite general, "Since you died, there have been many interesting guys like this in the underworld. Your charm is really not small."

"FT!!!!!!!!!" The girl's eyes turned red instantly at this moment, and then she shouted something that surprised Shiro, "Hahahaha, I want to be the first person to eat FT!! "

Worshiping a lunatic like a god, such a person is probably a lunatic in the first place.

So for a lunatic, eating his own god may also be a very tempting choice. Especially for FT believers, this way of meeting idols can be considered perfect.

One of the reasons why they worship such a devil is because what he has done fully satisfies the rebellious psychology of these young people, and they have done things that they dare not do at all. Another reason... probably because of FT's looks.

All in all, the reason FT is famous is because he eats people, so it is not surprising that his followers dream of eating FT.

And when the girl turned to rush towards FT, the other five contestants behind Cyclops did not know where to conjure a few silver guns. The guns were very long, and they didn't see any special effects at first sight of light.

"Psionic gun? It seems that you have really lost your money." Bai Xiong grabbed the crazy girl and threw it to the side with bear-like strength, directly smashing into the store door in front of Su Qingxing and the others!

The girl's body smashed the glass candy, and she just fell in front of Su Qingxing and the others, and then quickly struggled to get up again. Her recovery ability and desire to fight were extremely strong.

Maybe it was because the meat he wanted the most was right in front of him, maybe it was because Su Qingxing and the others really didn't smell like aborigines, the girl didn't look at them at all, and just rushed forward recklessly.

"Oh my god, what's going on!" The shop owner who didn't know where he went all morning suddenly appeared on the edge of the "battlefield", looking in horror at the inn where the door of his house was smashed, "Who are you? ? I'm going to call the police!"

Oops!

When they saw the figure of the boss appearing, Su Qingxing and the others knew that they could not continue watching like this.

One of the guns on One Eye's side had been pointed at the innocent shopkeeper.

"We've already seen those sticky guys in the police. When their police cars exploded, the stench was really unbearable, so the unlucky passers-by should disappear completely now." One-eyed waved in the direction of the boss .

Just as Chu Bai wanted to rush out, he was grabbed by Su Qingxing. While being forced to retreat, he heard Su Qingxing whisper—

"Qiao Li, do it."

So in front of the two teams and the flying silver bullets, the owner of the inn suddenly shuddered, and then jumped up on the spot like a legendary peerless master, with his legs open, letting the bullets fly His ass goes through!

After dodging the bullet, the owner of the inn landed safely and made a classic pose of Kung Fu superstar Li Chalong.

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