I’m Afraid I’m Now a Salted Fish

Chapter 11: Variety show debut

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Before Chi Song could be happy, Zhou Yaming called.

Of course she didn't come to celebrate, and this compliment was nothing to her.

She informed Chi Song, stop raising fat at home, there is a variety show looking for you.

Chi Song was taken aback: "I won't be funny."

Zhou Yaming: "I'm not asking you to talk about cross talk."

Chi counseling continued: "...I have never been on variety shows."

Zhou Yaming: "Congratulations, it is the first time in your life to be on a variety show, and the platform is not bad."

Chi counseling: "...Thank you."

Zhou Yaming paused on the phone before saying, "I haven't signed it yet. If you have any questions or comments, just let me know."

Chi Song knows that agents generally don't come to seek the opinions of celebrities on such things, and they will sign the matter first if they have oil and water, especially Zhou Yaming, who is known for her vicious vision in the industry, and the variety shows she accepts for herself may not necessarily be It is the best, but it must be the most suitable for you at this stage.

When others gave him a face, he couldn't help but take it.

But Chi Song still raised his own question reasonably: "I've been playing someone else all the time, and I don't know what I am like."

After asking, Chi Song was shocked by his distress.

… my God, so philosophical.

And Zhou Yaming easily shattered his philosophical thinking with just one sentence: "Don't worry, this time it's "God's Law". You don't need to play anyone, just live."

Chi Song suddenly felt at ease.

When "Bright Stars" began its long weekly broadcast, Chi Song was full of energy and went on "God's Law" as a guest in one of the episodes.

The rules of this variety show are similar to the battle royale. Before the show starts, the fixed MC and the guests will each get a backpack, which contains the props that everyone can get and a certain amount of chips.

The ultimate goal of the game is to grab chips, which can be negotiated, outsmarted, or even violently snatched.

After two days and one night, whoever can get the most chips will get a bonus of 100,000 yuan.

… can be said to be very cruel.

And the ratings of "God's Law" have been rising all the way, a big reason is this cruel competition system. The audience likes to nibble on melon seeds and blow the air conditioner at home, and see the grand scene of the bright and bright stars tearing up X vigorously in order to survive.

Chi Song didn't care about winning or losing, because he saw Zhu Ziqi and Li Qiuli in the guest list.

- They all played roles in the family drama "Coming and Going".

Chi Song and Zhu Ziqi are brothers and sisters, while Li Qiuli is the arrogant child who bullies Chi Song from the neighbors.

… It seems that the theme of this issue is "Childhood Memories".

Before Chi Song left, Song Zhihuai said worriedly: "Don't forcefully rob others, and don't run too fast. You have an injured knee, so you can deal with it. The big deal is that your husband wholesales a lot of chips for you and puts them at home, it's all about you. of."

Chi Song's brain made up for the scene of himself swimming in the ocean ball-like chips, and he was in a super good mood. He pulled his luggage and hummed "Flying Bugs" before hitting the road.

When he arrived at the recording site, he first met Li Qiuli.

Li Qiuli's eyes lit up, and before Chi Song could put his luggage, he rushed over to greet him with love: "Where's the cat? Where's the cat?"

Li Qiuli is a pure natural and additive-free cat slave. He loves cats very much. After filming when he was a child, he picked up a small orange cat with severe asthma by the trash can. He came to Chi Song crying and asked him if he could keep him.

Chi Song raised it, and now the little orange cat has grown into a huge creature, named "Li Dazhong". It often lies on his back by the window of Chi Song's house, overlooking his thousands of miles of rivers and mountains.

Relying on this cat, Li Qiuli and Chi Song forged a profound revolutionary friendship.

Chi Song said helplessly: "I can't always bring handsome."

Li Qiuli immediately let go of Chi Song in disgust: "Then what are you doing here, go back."

Chi Song took two steps and turned around: "I brought a group photo of Yingjun and Dazhong."

Li Qiuli suddenly revived: "Show me."

Chi Song: "No."

Li Qiuli: "Good song, give it to me."

Chi Song had goosebumps all over the place, and the first thing he did was look around for the camera.

When he spotted a camcorder in the corner with a green light on, he was in a bad mood.

He asked a smiling staff member who was standing aside: "Will this episode be broadcast?"

The staff smiled: "Maybe it will be placed in the extra eggs."

Chi Song thought, it's over, Mr. Song is going to be jealous.

… but there is still a little hope.

After meditating for a moment, Song Zhihuai's small appearance when he was jealous, shook the sweetness of Chi Song's face.

Li Qiuli on the side is still trying to extort the photos in Chi Song's hands: "I'll give you all the chips then."

Chi Song raised his eyelids: "Really?"

Li Qiuli: "Really, really."

Facts have proved that the words of the variety show can't be trusted.

When someone has had enough cats and shamelessly forwarded all the cat photos and videos from Chi Song's phone to his own phone, he actually said to Chi Song righteously after the show started: "Song Song, From now on, I'm your enemy, don't show mercy to me."

Chi Song thought, this person is really bad.

According to the rules, guests must hand over all their belongings after the game starts, including mobile phones, keys, wallets, and cannot bring any food and water. The backpacks distributed to them contained compressed biscuits and three bottles of mineral water, so they could spend two days and one night without eating and drinking.

Generally speaking, in this kind of confrontational variety show, the new guests can't be shameless to tear up X, and they will definitely try to partner.

Zhu Ziqi originally wanted to go with Chi Song, but Chen Yi, a regular young MC, took the initiative to invite her.

Chi Song paid attention to Chen Yi's expression when he looked at Zhu Ziqi. His eyes were bright, his lips were smiling, and his face was full of love and shyness that could not be concealed.

... Chi Song decided to abdicate to be a virtuous person, sacrifice himself, and benefit others.

As for Li Qiuli, who often hangs out in various variety shows, since everyone has publicly announced that they should not show mercy to him, Chi Song feels that his wish should be satisfied.

Recording officially begins.

After some gags, when the whistle sounded, Chi Song immediately took his backpack and rushed out, followed by a first-class follow-up master behind him.

Finding a remote place in the overgrown grass, Chi Song squatted down and began to check his backpack.

In addition to food and drink, Chi Song's backpack contained a blue chip card, a hardware box, and a locator with a sending function.

This means that Chi Song has a GPS that can locate all other MCs and guests, which can be said to be very powerful in avoiding risks.

But again, he doesn't have any weapons to attack.

And he has the least amount of chips, and he has to find a way to grab other people's chips.

Chi Song thought for a while, opened the hardware box, picked up the locator again, and began to disassemble.

It was silly to follow the photographer.

Chi Songman skillfully dismantled the locator and spoke to the master while dismantling it: "I want to change it into a transmitter, just change two lines."

Follow the master waterfall Khan.

Chi Song had been dismantling for a long time, and was studying how to weld the wires, when he suddenly remembered something, and raised his head suddenly: "Do I have to pay for the damage to the equipment?"

The follow-up master was amused, but dutifully panned the camera to signal no need.

Chi Song felt at ease, and began to do things with confidence and boldness.

In foreign countries, if something is broken, if you find a repairman, the labor cost is particularly expensive, so in terms of mechanical maintenance, Chi Song is self-taught.

Chi Song finished the work soon, picked up the modified transmitter, and said, "I'm going to contact them."

Follow the master: "????"

Chi Song selected the red dot that was farthest away from him on the positioning screen, and immediately sent a signal.

In a chaotic signal noise, Li Qiuli's voice came over vaguely: "Hello, hello? Who is it?"

Before departure, Chi Song discovered that each guest had a headset.

The chip of the transmitter must be installed in a hidden place that is not easy to be found, and the headset should be the most hidden place.

Chi Song held the transmitter in his left hand and spread his right hand into a palm. He learned the method seen in Japanese dramas. He tapped his throat regularly with his fingers, deliberately imitating a mechanical sound, and said coldly: "… Hello, God is dead, I am the devil. In this game I ask you to abandon God's rules and follow my devil's rules. So, you must do as I instruct."

Li Qiuli quickly accepted this setting: "Okay."

Follow-up master: "..." I rely on, awesome.

Chi Song's routine was to tell everyone that the devil and God fought a battle, and now, the devil has the upper hand and replaced God.

The little devil Chi Song, who plays "God", requires everyone to arrive at the entrance of a cave within half an hour, throw their backpacks in, and the devil will take out their chips, reduce their number of chips to one, and let them compete more brutal.

If the time limit is not reached, or they deliberately pay less chips, the devil has the right to erase their existence, that is, force them out of the game.

Soon, the fixed MCs Chen Yi and Zhu Ziqi, who had a crush on Zhu Ziqi, also received notifications from the "devil" respectively.

Zhu Ziqi was a little stunned: "Is there such a rule?"

Chen Yi was very calm, and commented with experience: "... It's normal, the show team often does things like this. Once, halfway through the game, the show team also informed us that all the weapons in our hands are Throw away your weapons because it happens to be World Peace Day."

The more Chen Yi said, the more confident he became: "...It's all a gimmick. In this way, each of us only has one chip left, and the competition will be even more cruel.... But it doesn't matter, I will protect you, you can rest assured."

Everyone doesn't have the perspective of God, and almost everyone thinks that this is the effect of the show. Zhu Ziqi, who feels a little strange, doesn't say much.

In order not to be wiped out and forced to withdraw from the competition, everyone obediently went to the cave where Chi Song was hiding and threw their backpacks into it.

Chi Song hid in the dark, taking the chips and getting soft.

Those who took away the chips also checked it again when they took back the thrown backpacks. There was a lot of food, water and props. in the battle for chips.

No one noticed, Chi Song just disappeared.

He had already obtained the largest number of chips, returned to the base, and slept in the hotel while blowing the air conditioner and drinking milk tea, which was very moisturizing.

When the starting gun sounded, Chen Yizheng, who had first-rate physical fitness and worked hard to grab three chips, was about to cheer, when everyone heard the director's hard-to-laughter voice from the loudspeaker: "Announce the final winner's chips, a total of thirty-seven chips. Pieces. Chi Songsheng."