I’m Afraid I’m Now a Salted Fish

Chapter 15: surprise visit

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Mother Chi remembered that Chi Song had a house of her own in the suburbs of the imperial capital, and gave her a set of keys.

When he gave himself the key, Chi Song held the key ring and swayed it in front of his eyes, smiling into two charming and warm little moons: "Mom, look, I have a nest."

Mama Chi was amused: "What's not a nest, that's your home."

Chi Song put his arm around her shoulder and said, "Where is the person I love, where is my home. You and Dad are not here, where is my home."

It is said that giving birth to a daughter is a thoughtful little padded jacket. Mother Chi always felt that when she gave birth to Chi Song, she had a three-piece set of wool thermal underwear.

After arriving at the Imperial Capital by train overnight, Mama Chi, carrying a large bag and a plastic bucket, took the subway and transferred to the bus, and arrived at Chi Song's door at 7:00 the next morning.

Using the key to open the door, Mama Chi found that the small one room and one living room was full of life. There were half-eaten takeaway pizzas in the kitchen, and the shower gel in the bathroom was all empty cans, which needed to be replenished urgently.

And Chi Song was lying on the bed wrapped in a quilt, sleeping very soundly.

There was a big bulge next to his quilt, and it was obvious that Song Yingjun was sleeping inside.

Mama Chi felt relieved, picked up the air-conditioning panel and raised the temperature for him, and went out to fold his clothes.

Chi Song was awakened by the roar of the drum washing machine.

Lying in bed, woke up for a while, and saw that the air conditioner was turned to 26 degrees, Chi Song was convinced that his mother was really here.

He slowly got up, stretched out his head covertly and looked out. Hearing the chopping of vegetables in the kitchen, he took out a thin turtleneck sweater from the closet like a thief and put it on in a rustling manner. , to cover the little strawberry that Mr. Song left on his neck last night.

… two hours ago.

At exactly five o'clock, Song Zhihuai woke Chi Song up.

Chi Song opened his eyes awkwardly, hugged Song Zhihuai and bit his ears, and wanted to sleep again, but was picked up.

Song Zhihuai took the luggage he had packed and said to Chi Song without a doubt, "Chi Song, you have to go home and stay for two days."

Song Zhihuai was very shrewd. He hung up the phone with Chi's mother. The more he thought about it, the more inappropriate it became. He immediately started to pack Chi Song's luggage and Song Yingjun's cat food bowl. He also called the company that helped Chi Song move and told them to go to Chi Song. At home, remove all dust covers from furniture and put new sofa covers and sheets.

At five o'clock in the morning, he dragged Chi Song, who was full of sleep, out of the bed, pushed the unpacked luggage and the cat cage, and prepared to move temporarily, lest Mother Chi would be worried and come for a surprise inspection.

I didn't expect Mama Chi to come so quickly.

Chi Song put on his clothes and trousers, slipped into the kitchen, stretched his head, pretending to be surprised: "Mom? Why are you here?"

... As soon as the words came out, Chi Song immediately felt frustrated that this sentence was absolutely the most embarrassing and worst line he said this year, no one.

But the non-professional mother Chi didn't pay much attention.

Hearing her son's voice, she nagged skillfully in the smoky fire: "Why can't I come? Look, this house is messy, the clothes are littered, and no one can clean it up! Although the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as yourself The dog kennel, but it can’t be so bad!… Also, the air conditioner is running at 17 degrees when you sleep, you are afraid that you won’t catch a cold, right? If you have a cold, you live alone, who will take care of you? Ah?”

Chi Song listened to the nagging, with a smile in his brows, walked over to wrap his arms around the middle-aged woman's waist, and said softly, "Mom, thank you."

Mama Chi: "Oh, I got goosebumps all over!"

Chi Song looked at Chi Chi's steaming pot, and wanted to reach out to lift the lid: "Have you cooked shrimp?"

Mama Chi knocked off his hand: "I've been a dog's nose since I was a child! Oh, I know you like shrimp, I went to your Uncle Zhang's house to catch them last night. I caught green shrimp and white shrimp. I caught a dozen catties, and they were all good. Shrimp, I even caught three catties of eel for you."

She reached out and touched the plastic bucket, and said, "I'll cook you three shrimps in the morning, and I'll make you fried eel at noon. I'll put the extra shrimp in the refrigerator for you, so you don't have to eat takeout."

Chi Song hooked Mama Chi's shoulder and smiled: "Mom, why are you so virtuous."

Mama Chi held the spatula in disgust and drove people out: "Go out. Put honey on your mouth and rust on your hands, so she won't help clean up the mess."

Chi Song is quite innocent: "Didn't I want to make you happy?"

Mama Chi said, "What are you doing to make me happy? Go and make young girls happy."

Chi Song immediately fainted.

After bringing the meal to the table and having a meal with Chi Song face to face for a while, Mama Chi suddenly said, "By the way, is your TV show rerunning at 9 o'clock this morning? Open it, I'll watch it."

Chi Song obediently turned on the TV, thinking as he turned it on, fortunately Mr. Song paid him the cable TV bill, water bill and gas bill last night, otherwise he really couldn't handle it.

When he moved out of this small nest and lived in Song Zhihuai's house, Chi Song wanted to rent out the house to save dust, but after thinking about it, he was reluctant to let others live.

After all, during the three years he met Song Zhihuai and worked hard alone, he has been living in this small one-bedroom, one-bedroom. Every tile here is personally picked by him from the home furnishing market, and he is reluctant to leave it to others.

Song Zhihuai saw his hesitation and made up his mind directly for him: "This house is here. If we quarrel in the future, you still have a place to run away from home, and I also have a place to find you."

But Chi Song and Song Zhihuai haven't quarreled since they met, so this house has never been useful.

Now Chi Song is very fortunate that he did not rent it out.

On TV, the false love and hatred in the entertainment industry began to be performed, and Mama Chi watched it with relish.

Soon, the role of Chi Song and Brother Harry came. The two chatted in the car for a while. Brother Harry persuaded Chi Song, who had given up on himself, to cheer up quickly.

In this episode, the director deliberately sold a rot, and asked Harry in the driver's seat to untie the seat belt of the co-pilot Chi Song.

Chi's mother suddenly said: "I heard people say on the Internet that you and that Bai Yao are gay?"

Chi Song was heartbroken.

The older generation does not remember the names of celebrities, but prefers to remember their representative roles. Father Chi and Mama Chi have always called Brother Harry "Bai Yao".

Chi Song smiled reluctantly: "Mom, the censorship is so strict now that dramas with same-sex plots are not easy to show."

After thinking for a while, he found a more appropriate word to summarize the plot: "Brother Harry's character is more like my elder... or a bosom friend?"

Mama Chi: "That's good."

Chi Song said lightly, "What age are you still discriminating against homosexuals?"

Chi's mother held the rice without raising her head, and said, "Homosexuals are sick."

Chi Song was a little short of breath, and didn't know if he should tell her that he was terminally ill.

Mother Chi watched TV for a while and suddenly asked, "Where's your assistant Xiao Song?"

An hour later, in the scent of eel, Song Zhihuai was long in coming.

When he saw Song Zhihuai, Chi Song choked up and almost didn't recognize him.

He replaced his gentle gold-rimmed glasses with plain vinyl glasses. Song Zhihuai was wearing a couple's shirt of 100 yuan that he bought from a street stall when he was shopping with him. He didn't know where the brown sneakers came from. Where to get it.

Even in such a suit, when Mama Chi met him, she still said "yo" in surprise: "The young man is very energetic."

Song Zhihuai, who saw her mother-in-law for the first time, bowed politely: "Hello, Auntie."

Seeing Song Zhihuai's thoughtful etiquette, Mama Chi felt more at ease, and told a lot of things about Chi Song, such as don't ask him to turn on the air conditioner to set the temperature so low, for example, he can't drink and is allergic to alcohol.

Song Zhihuai, who had known this for a long time, nodded one by one: "Okay, Auntie, I remember it all."

Mother Chi breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, I'm relieved. I'll leave later."

Chi Song was stunned: "Mom, you just came here... You can take a rest and then go. It takes more than five hours to drive home from here."

Chi's mother shook her head: "I told your brother to buy the ticket and pick it up. It's at 12 noon. Besides, I asked your Aunt Zhang to dance at night, but I can't let other people's pigeons go. The day after tomorrow is the competition. Your mother is going to win the gold medal. of."

Chi Song was still a little reluctant: "I'll see you off later..."

"There's an eel in the pot." Mama Chi waved her hand, "I'll ask Xiao Song to send me off later, you can watch the fire at home."

After Song Zhihuai left, Chi Song walked around the room several times, not knowing what to do.

Song Yingjun slept enough, ate a few more bites of shrimp, and came out of the bedroom contentedly. Seeing that his master was in a bad mood, he immediately ran over and pulled his slippers with his claws. "Meow?"

Chi Song leaned over and picked up handsome, sitting on the sofa, absently touching its soft ridge hair, his mother's voice echoing in his mind.

… homosexuality is sick, sick and sick.

Chi Song played an unhappy scene on this temporary stage.

When Mama Chi came, she came with a big bag and a small bag, but when she left, she could only take a handbag with her.

Song Zhihuai didn't drive his own car, but picked an ordinary one from the company's car. He gently asked Mama Chi to get into the car and fasten her seat belt.

Along the way, Mama Chi said very little.

It was not until the South Railway Station was approaching and the traffic was congested that Song Zhihuai heard Mama Chi speak behind him: "Xiao Song is a good boy."

Song Zhihuai nodded, agreeing with this.

Chi's mother continued: "The cost of his going abroad was earned from acting when he was a child. After he went abroad, he resolutely did not want us to accompany him to study, saying that he was afraid of delaying our lives, because he had a relative uncle in the UK, and there was no shortage of people to take care of him. "

"Later, he came back. I discussed with his father and said to buy him a suite in Beijing. He said no, he could buy it himself. After a year and a half, he paid the down payment."

Song Zhihuai said, "Chi Song is very independent."

Mama Chi said, "Yeah, he doesn't need anyone to live well."

Saying that, she raised her eyes and looked at Song Zhihuai in the rearview mirror: "...So, Mr. Song, can you spare my Xiao Song?"