I’m Afraid I’m Now a Salted Fish

Chapter 4: Post a Weibo

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Putting on trousers while kissing and hugging is quite exhausting, not to mention that Mr. Song is so energetic that he was moved halfway through wearing it, and with a brush, he ripped off the trousers that he had been wearing for a long time.

Half an hour later, he took Chi Song to take a shower, and then put his pants back on.

After the event, the two of them were very tired, and they didn't want to bother cooking and cooking. They lay on the side of the refrigerator together for a long time and turned over a bag of dumplings.

It was when they were first together, and it was too much in one breath, and there was a lot left.

The dumplings rolled up and down in the pot, and the warm aroma of cooked noodles condensed on the kitchen glass, forming patches of steamy dew.

After re-covering the fabric sofa with a floral cover, Chi Song lay on his head and played with his mobile phone and swiped Weibo.

After opening Weibo at one point, he was startled, stretched his neck and shouted to the kitchen, "Zhi Huai, did you buy me fans?"

Song Zhihuai shouted from the air, "What?"

Chi Song rolled over and got up, pulled his slippers to the kitchen, and handed the phone to Song Zhihuai in horror.

In addition to advertising, the company will post his account. On weekdays, Chi Song's Weibo is all managed by himself. First, he is reliable and has few words. It's that he's not red.

On the other hand, Chi Song, who was not popular, gained 18,000 fans in just half a day, and he also gained ten more fans out of thin air on his way to the kitchen.

Song Zhihuai was also amazed: "Not bad."

Chi Song's eyes widened: "Didn't you buy it?"

The capitalist Song Zhihuai said: "If I want to buy it, I will buy you a hundred thousand million, or 18,000? There are still zeros and wholes? I don't want to lose face."

Chi Song thought about it right, and felt that he had wronged his husband, so he simply tiptoed and kissed Song Zhihuai.

Chi Song is not very tall. Baidu Encyclopedia has rounded up a false figure of 180. In fact, it is 177.5. Compared with Song Jinzhu, who is about to be 190, it can be said that he is only a cute Keji.

Song Jinzhu held a spatula and tied an apron, and happily accepted Chi Song's kiss.

He asked, "Have you posted any Weibo?"

Chi Song frowned: "Not today."

Saying that, he clicked on his Weibo.

Next, he was dumbfounded.

He held the claw machine dumbfounded, and said in panic, "...I posted the wrong Weibo this morning."

Like some stars, Chi Song has a trumpet.

Of course, this trumpet is not used to vent negative emotions. Chi Song has a good temper and a gentle temperament. He has never encountered the trouble that "go to the gym for a run and hug Mr. Song again" that cannot be resolved.

This number is purely used to show the Siamese cats of Chi Song's family.

Chi Song picked up a Siamese kitten when he was abroad. When he picked her up, she had pneumonia and was very ill. Chi Song took her to the hospital, took care of her carefully, and used a needle to mix goat milk for the kitten. Feed her drop by drop.

Later, when the kitten got better, he stayed at Chi Song's house and refused to leave.

When abroad, the cat is called "Moon", little moon.

After returning to China, the cat's name was "Song Yingjun".

When you enter the countryside, follow the customs, and you will be at peace.

And probably because things follow the master's type, in contrast, Little Siam prefers to be called "Song Yingjun".

Chi Song's trumpet is specially used to broadcast Song Yingjun's daily life.

Cats are not easy to photograph, but Song Yingjun of Chi Song's family can use it as a desktop with a single shot. Chi Song can't help showing off, so he often shoots some small videos and releases them.

To put it bluntly, in addition to being an actor, he is also a cat blogger.

Chi Song also has his own considerations for not combining the main and trumpet numbers together.

In the entertainment industry, there is no shortage of black fans. Even if he is as transparent as Chi Song, there are still a group of people who diss him. They think he is ugly, short, with a big face, looks like a passer-by, is indifferent, and uses too much force when acting. , want the red heart to break through the sky.

He was afraid that putting Song Yingjun's daily life on the main account would make Song Yingjun scolded.

But this morning, he accidentally sent what was meant to be posted on the trumpet to his main account.

In that small video, Song Yingjun was holding his nose and yawning, Chi Song's hand came out of the mirror and tickled Song Yingjun, his voice deformed by the voice changer had a little sullen snort, and said gently: "Song Handsome, come here."

Song Yingjun walked over obediently, leaned his face on Chi Song's fingertips, and rubbed his head attached.

The star trumpet, once discovered, is an inevitable storm.

There will always be idle people who are willing to turn from the first microblog of the trumpet to the last one. If you can find one that likes the opposite black material, or finds a diss ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, everyone can be high for a long time.

But Chi Song's trumpet is clean, he doesn't pay attention to any insiders, he doesn't even swear, he only has a screen full of cute things. He will also discuss with everyone which brand of molar stick is easy to use and which brand of cat scratching board Chicken ribs.

Heizi followed the trail and returned in disappointment.

Normal people followed the trails, turned over a few, and most of them were addicted to sucking cats and couldn't extricate themselves.

Chi Song was worried: "No one will scold Song Yingjun, right?"

Song Zhihuai thought it was quite funny: "Normal people can't. As for those lunatics, why do you care about them?"

Chi Song still didn't dare to read the comments, so he stuffed the phone into Song Zhihuai's arms: "Look, has anyone scolded her."

Song Zhihuai took the kitchen paper to wipe his hands, took the mobile phone, and swiped the comments at a glance, and said, "It's not that you are not mentioned on the Internet, why do you care so much about handsome?"

Chi Song said without hesitation, "I can scold me back in my heart. Song Yingjun can't scold them again. I'm so wronged."

Song Zhihuai asked, "What do you scold them for?"

Chi Song, who couldn't curse at all, was speechless for a while.

After a long while, he reluctantly choked out five words: "...It's really bad."

Song Zhihuai laughed heartily, lowered his head and kissed Chi Song on the forehead.

… so cute.

After flipping through the comments, Song Zhihuai handed the phone back to Chi Song: "There are three people who said bad things about handsome, and a total of 300 comments were scolded by the comments below." Much more powerful.

Chi Song blushed slightly: "Three hundred. ... I haven't had so many replies on any of my Weibo before."

After speaking, he realized that he was standing in front of his second boss.

He was a little uneasy: "Am I in trouble?"

Song Zhihuai said: "The boss is covering you, not afraid of causing trouble."

Chi Song hugged Song Zhihuai's waist and rubbed it moved.

Soon, Chi Song, who was wearing SpongeBob SquarePants' cotton slippers, walked out of the kitchen with tableware and mobile phone.

And Song Zhihuai, who was wearing a pair of star cotton slippers, put the cooked dumplings on a plate one by one.

Song Yingjun, who was sleeping in the room, smelled the fragrance, ran into the kitchen, and let out a gentle meow.

Song Zhihuai opened the cupboard and skillfully placed a few spoonfuls of cat food in a small bowl dedicated to Song Yingjun. The bowl was printed with Brother Octopus's bitter Wenqing face.

He put down the cat food bowl, and Song Yingjun began to eat reservedly.

Back then, Mr. Song was a well-known yuppie in the circle. His family background and taste were top-notch. He wore a pair of high-quality gold-rimmed glasses. Down.

… And now, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick and Octopus are a happy family.

Before going to bed, Chi Song gained more than 30,000 fans.

Chi Song was very happy, blushing with excitement, and said to Song Zhihuai, "They seem to really like my cat."

Song Zhihuai could hear a bit of sadness in this sentence.

... Chi Song is an actor, but the attention this time unexpectedly attracted was not because of his acting skills.

Every year, a large number of TV dramas are produced in China, led by Mango TV, CCXV, Tomato TV, Lychee TV and Blueberry TV each have a large amount of output. Regardless of the quality of TV dramas broadcast on these channels, because the platform is first-class, More or less can gain more attention.

Almost all of the TV series Chi Song joined are broadcast on local TV stations.

The attention is average, the quality is average, and it can even be called a thunder drama. It belongs to the kind of young people who will turn around at a glance. The uncles and aunts like to watch it, but most of them are the protagonists. At most, when they see Chi Song, they will praise their family members, this young man is handsome and his acting skills are good.

And the young people who were Amway waited to see it for two minutes before they were run away by the plot.

Despite this, Chi Song is still working hard to take over the drama, so that his professional skills will not be wasted, and he plays every bad drama as a first-line resource, and has written down one book after another.

Xianyu Chi Song is not just hard work, he likes acting very much.

Also, Song Zhihuai remembered very clearly what happened when he brought Chi Song to see his friends for the first time.

Someone called out as soon as they saw Chi Song.

"Hey, aren't you that one?" He knocked on his forehead in distress, and finally knocked out the name from his memory, "Little Baizi!"

Chi Song held a glass of cocktail with bright eyes: "Yes, I'm Xiao Baizi."

Others asked, "Who is Xiao Baizi?"

The man clicked his tongue: "Don't you remember Xiaobaizi? Bai Yao, the protagonist of the murderer in "The Sushui Murder Case", when he played Bai Yao as a child!"

Saying that, he patted Chi Song on the shoulder affectionately: "He sings so well! I remember when he grew up killing people, he was still humming that song. . . right?"

Chi Song nodded obediently: "Yes."

The man handed over a microphone: "Come on, sing again, sing that, insects fly, right?"

Saying that, the man winked at Song Zhihuai.

Song Zhihuai was angry.

He could see that this group of people didn't really like Chi Song's character at all, they were just playing with him as an actor.

But Chi Song didn't seem to see it at all, and said, "Okay."

Song Zhihuai grabbed the microphone and threw it on the sofa: "What is it?! Let's go!"

After dragging Chi Song out of the KTV, Song Zhihuai was outraged: "Do whatever they ask you to do? Are you being bullied like this?"

But Chi Song dispelled Song Zhihuai's anger with just one sentence.

"I won't sing casually when someone asks me to sing." Chi Song looked at Song Zhihuai and said seriously, "...But those people are all your friends."

Chi Song is very good, very good, but also very clear.

He knew that Song Zhihuai's friends were teasing him, and he knew that those who followed him were just following his cat.

But he wouldn't be too angry, he just thought that as long as everyone was happy, it would be fine.

Unfortunately, Song Zhihuai would not think so.

For Chi Song, he blacklisted many of Meng Lang's friends, and for Chi Song, he could also turn this Oolong incident into a career boost for Chi Song.

After Chi Songwo fell asleep in his arms, Song Zhihuai picked up the phone and contacted the company's public relations department.