I’m Not a Human Anymore!

Chapter 42: Everyone is laughing

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Tian Ze, who originally thought he looked quite manly, suddenly felt unhappy and his face looked even more ferocious.

Lin Jingyun saw that the number of people watching the live broadcast exceeded two thousand. The comments were all laughing or advising people not to use the official banner to attract attention. She could only pretend not to see it.

Because she is not sure whether this so-called processing bureau is true or false. She had seen the hot searches about this live broadcast half a month ago, but she did not expect it to be related to these two people.

Xu Dongyou looked at the comments with particularly harsh words and pursed his lips in displeasure, but he believed that after a while, people watching the live broadcast would know that the contents of this live broadcast room were all true.

Now he could only choose to ignore those comments, gently tugged at Tian Ze's clothes, and whispered, "Captain, it's time for us to get down to business."

Tian Ze came back to his senses and coughed twice, "Ah, okay, let's deal with Ms. Lin's matter first."

When Lin Jingyun heard this, she no longer cared about the live broadcast room and the strange and mysterious camera that disappeared. She just treated it as true, as long as she could help her solve all these weird things.

Tian Ze was still quite intimidating when he was serious. He knocked on the table, resisted the urge to smoke, and asked Lin Jingyun: "I'll ask you to answer my questions. First, before you heard the laughter, was there anything else that happened? Anything that you think is wrong will do."

Lin Jingyun thought about it carefully and shook her head: "No, everything is normal."

At this time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room was increasing, and they were also confused about the conversation between Tian Ze and Lin Jingyun.

Host, why don't you tell us a brief summary of the future? Even if it's a scripted play, you have to tell the audience what happened before.

Don’t be so harsh on new anchors. Take it slow. Everyone starts out as a small anchor and grows up bit by bit.

But the prerequisite is that this live broadcast room can survive tomorrow. Let me put it here, this live broadcast room will definitely be closed within three months.

Xu Dongyou caught a glimpse of the live broadcast barrage from the corner of his eye. He was a little annoyed that he had forgotten this point, so he whispered to the camera: "Okay, after the captain finishes asking questions, I will tell you the whole story."

Hahaha, the young man actually answered it seriously. Did he forget the script process

I was obsessed with the little brother's looks. Although I forgot what he looked like the next second, I still felt that he was very handsome!!!

But don’t you find it weird? What kind of live broadcast can make people forget the host’s appearance in the next second

I think this may all be true. After all, the video was such a big trending topic at the time, many people believed it was real, and no official came out to debunk it.

The comments were still coming in, and in the living room, Tian Ze asked Lin Jingyun to think carefully again in a very serious manner, saying, "Don't ignore all the seemingly ordinary details."

Seeing Tian Ze like this, Lin Jingyun began to try to recall. After about a few minutes, Lin Jingyun shook her head again, "No."

Tian Ze and Xu Dongyou looked at each other and vaguely felt that something was wrong with this mission.

Logically speaking, something more unusual than usual should have happened before the incident, but it could also be another situation, that is, this unusual thing was so common that Lin Jingyun did not realize that something was wrong.

Just like before, something unusual happened to Hou Mingjun before he heard the footsteps on the stairs.

However, the trigger point of "chewing gum" is too inconspicuous.

Tian Ze turned his head and said to Xu Dongyou: "Try to use your ability to see what kind of incident this is."

Xu Dongyou shook his head. "No, I don't know if it's because of the phone, I can't tell."

Tian Ze immediately made the decision, "Then let's go to Ms. Lin's store and have a look. She bought a concealment talisman before coming here, so it's just right for us to use."

The cloaking symbol can temporarily conceal the presence of oneself or a building. This does not mean disappearing from the eyes of other people, but it reduces the sense of presence. If you concentrate, you can still find the hidden person or building.

Xu Dongyou felt a little embarrassed to let Tian Ze spend money, and was also annoyed that he had not considered it carefully and had not thought of this.

I can only wait until the live broadcast is over and then ask Tian Ze to draw a few super-quality talismans as a thank you.

Although he had known Tian Ze for a short time, Xu Dongyou could vaguely judge Tian Ze's character. He was very good to his own people, hated evil, and had a clear distinction between love and hate.

If he was too polite to the other party, it would make Tian Ze feel resentful.

Lin Jingyun instinctively resisted with fear, "I, I don't want to go."

She was terrified when she thought of the weird teddy bear in the store. Who knew if the teddy bear was hiding in some dark corner of the store, waiting for her arrival with a weird smile on its face.

"How are we going to lure that thing out if we don't go? Do you want to stay in this room for the rest of your life? Let me tell you, that thing can't stay in the store forever." Tian Ze said with a cold tone, expressing the possibility that Lin Jingyun was most afraid of but dared not think about.

Lin Jingyun's body trembled, and she raised her head after a while, "Can you really guarantee that you can solve this problem?"

Xu Dongyou whispered to Tian Ze: "Captain, what should we do now?"

Tian Ze answered without hesitation: "Under normal circumstances, I just let the Berserker Girl show her strength, and then the other party will believe it. After all, my ability is not easy to display."

Xu Dongyou understood and nodded like a chick pecking at rice. He knew what to do.

First, he mobilized the demonic power in his body, then turned his head and looked at the kettle on the coffee table. There was still half a kettle of water in it that had been there for who knows how long.

The consciousness began to control the water in the pot, causing it to twist the lid and float over like silk, and finally condense into a shape that looked like a little man.

Lin Jingyun was stunned for a moment, totally unable to believe what she was seeing.

At this point, nearly two thousand people had flocked to the live broadcast room, and all of them saw this magical scene.

The barrage refreshes faster than before.

It appeared, it appeared! The special effects that were totally unrecognizable as special effects appeared again, this familiar feeling.

As expected, I guessed it right, everything was a script.

I suggest that all special effects company teams come to this live streaming platform to learn how to make special effects. We’ve had enough of the 5-cent special effects.

How did this happen? Can anyone tell me the reason

I have a bold idea. Isn't this anchor the one who saved the day in the video of the strange fish attacking the boat? He can control water.

I also think it's the same person, and I think their chins are a bit similar.

During this period, new viewers came in one after another and were immediately surprised.

Wow, what a realistic special effect.

Awesome! I would like to call your live streaming platform the best special effects team, even better than those who make professional special effects movies. Why don’t you consider making a movie? I will definitely contribute movie tickets.

+1, even if the plot is terrible, I will definitely buy movie tickets just for the special effects. It's a pity that the live broadcast does not have 3D effects.

The person in charge of watching the live broadcast room was extremely helpless.

The order from above stated that the authorities could not show up for the time being and wait and see how the public would accept these things.

result…

The Bureau considered various possibilities and outcomes, but did not anticipate this possibility.

It is obvious that a live broadcast room is simply incapable of producing such realistic special effects, but ordinary people just stubbornly think that they are special effects. When in doubt, they use special effects to make up for it, and even seriously suggest that a special effects team that doesn't exist at all should make a movie.

What a divine unfolding this is.

The handler was a little distressed and didn't know how to submit the report. He could only continue to keep an eye on the live broadcast room so as to be ready to respond to various situations and problems at any time.

Xu Dongyou was still controlling the little man made of water. It stood on the coffee table and looked very lifelike.

Lin Jingyun finally came to her senses. She carefully reached out her hand and poked the little man. The little man immediately turned into a pool of water, then condensed into water droplets and floated into Xu Dongyou's hands.

Lin Jingyun's fingertips seemed to be able to feel the touch of water, but there was indeed no water stain on her fingertips, which made her still doubt whether she had touched the little man.

This is really amazing.

After the performance, Xu Dongyou threw the water ball into the trash can and it turned into a pool of water. This scene was clearly seen not only by Lin Jingyun but also by the live broadcast audience.

The comments that were originally swearing that it was a special effect suddenly became quiet.

Then a barrage of comments came out, with a hint of trepidation.

Is this... also a special effect...

I also want to ask, this special effect cow can’t really appear and create real water stains, right

What if this is also a special effect

The barrage of comments began to question whether this matter was true or not, but only Lin Jingyun vaguely realized that the two people opposite might really be from the processing bureau.

Maybe even the previous video was real.

"Can we go to the store now?" Tian Ze knocked on the table to draw Lin Jingyun's attention back.

Lin Jingyun cried out and nodded quickly. Although she was still very scared, she knew that she couldn't stay at home forever.

What's more, no one can guarantee that the teddy bear won't break... so why not just take a gamble and bring it home

Lin Jingyun stood up quickly and said, "Then I'll go get a change of clothes and get my keys."

While waiting, Xu Dongyou can tell the audience what happened in general.

After he finished speaking, the barrage of comments kept refreshing.

Can I see that video? I also want to see the animated teddy bear, whether it has special effects or not, I want to see it!

+1

Didn’t the host say that only he could see and hear the teddy bear and the laughter, not even the captain next to him? You should understand the reason.

Those who understand will understand.

Xu Dongyou was stunned, his face full of confusion: "Ah?"

He didn't quite understand what these comments meant, but there was indeed no way to play the video for the live broadcast audience to watch. Firstly, the audience couldn't see it, and secondly, the phone had been taken into the house by Lin Jingyun.

Xu Dongyou thought for a moment, and said to all the viewers on the other side of the camera: "I can take advantage of this time to answer some questions for everyone. The purpose of the live broadcast is to popularize abnormal knowledge to everyone."

Although Tian Ze couldn't see the camera, he could see the live broadcast on his phone, so he said to me, "It might be good for you to listen to it."

These are all valuable advice.

Hahahaha, I’m really into the role.

To help you guys, I'd like to ask a question: Does your bureau pay you? How much

Host, is this a script or real? Is there really a processing bureau in this world? Where is its address? The world is so big, I want to go and see it [Sincere Eyes]

Xu Dongyou could only pick out some questions that he could answer, and said seriously: "This is not a script, it all really happened, but I can't tell you the address."

Hahahaha, the little brother took it seriously.

Laughing piss.

Tian Ze couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand. He always had the illusion that a simple little sparrow was being deceived by sinister humans.

No wonder Mr. Chen and the others were not at all reassured. Even he was a little worried that Xu Dongyou had been cheated by these netizens.

But Xu Dongyou is a monster with a bottom line. He always keeps in mind the live broadcast rules he learned in the handling bureau and does not disclose any information that should not be disclosed.

Lin Jingyun quickly changed her clothes and put on a hat, then walked out quickly, "Well, it's already been done."

Tian Ze came in a van. Lin Jingyun's eyes paused when they saw the slightly shabby van before she got in.

Xu Dongyou sat in the passenger seat, holding the camera in his palm, and said to the camera: "Next we have to go to Miss Lin's store to see where the stuffed bear came from."

Tian Ze had a bad temper while driving, but he endured it all the way because of the live broadcast. By the time he arrived at the destination, his face was so gloomy that the audience always had the illusion that he was furious at any time.

Lin Jingyun didn't dare to speak, and silently walked forward to open the door and enter the store. Xu Dongyou noticed that the shop assistants on both sides cast curious glances at him.

After Lin Jingyun opened the door, Tian Ze walked in first, Xu Dongyou was the second to go in, and Lin Jingyun followed closely behind.

The owner of the shop across the street couldn't help but come over and asked Lin Jingyun from the doorway, "Ms. Lin, are you coming back to continue running the shop, or are you going to sell it out?"

Lin Jingyun was about to answer, but the next second she saw the boss standing there with a confused look on his face, and then he walked back on his own.

No one, including passers-by, entered the store.

This scene instantly made Lin Jingyun confused and scared. Tian Ze came over and pasted the talisman on the wall, saying, "I told you before that the concealment talisman can reduce the presence of the store to prevent people from coming in and disturbing it."

Lin Jingyun opened her mouth but still said nothing.

So the concealment talisman is real

She had many questions to ask, but her fear of the teddy bears in the store prevented her from paying attention to anything else. Instead, she hid behind Xu Dongyou and carefully watched Tian Ze searching the store.

When Xu Dongyou entered the store, he let go of the camera in his hand, letting it fly in the air. The scene just now was also seen by the audience, but their reactions were the same as what the handler who monitored the live broadcast guessed.

Everyone thinks it's acting.

This passerby boss acted well, and his expression was particularly accurate when he was confused! ‌I found that this is really a treasure live broadcast room. Not only the special effects, but even the acting skills of the passerby actors are so superb that people can't help but feel that they are in the play.

Love it.

What the hell is this concealment talisman? Can’t you just say you want to transfer money? Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter.

It's getting more and more outrageous, but seeing as there may be big scenes and special effects in the future, I'll just have to bear with it and keep reading.

Fight! Fight!

Xu Dongyou glanced at the live broadcast on his phone and paused for a moment. Then he continued to try to maintain a professional attitude and whispered: "Next, we need to use our abilities to learn more about this store and determine whether it is an evil spirit or a supernatural event."

At this time, not only ordinary people, but even some media and Weibo marketing accounts were watching this live broadcast. They couldn't help but shake their heads, and became more and more certain that everything from the previous video of the strange fish hitting the boat to the current live broadcast was directed by the live broadcast platform.

Fake!

The content is not only outrageous, but also exaggerated. After watching the entire live broadcast, I only have a few thoughts.

The live streaming platform is very rich, so rich that it can hire an extremely awesome special effects team to personally improve the quality and authenticity of the live streaming room.

I wonder which live streaming platform can do this.

Second, the host in the live broadcast room was very unprofessional. He not only forgot the words but also forgot the script flow, which further proves that this was all a script!

Thirdly, the terms mentioned in the live broadcast room, such as processing bureau, concealment symbol, etc., sound very fake, as if they were taken from some third-rate novel. There is no novelty or innovation at all.

I feel like it’s really as some netizens said, why don’t these live streaming platforms think of doing live streaming instead of just making movies? Wouldn’t it be better to just do it

The special effects are top-notch. If you just buy a good script and shoot it casually, it will definitely become a hit.

The most puzzling thing is the special effects team working for the live broadcast platform. How much money did this live broadcast company offer to make it worthwhile for you to give up your status as a professional top-notch team and condescend to do special effects for a small live broadcast room

Soon, several media outlets and marketing accounts quickly produced several articles and published them.

The truth behind the strange fish hitting the boat incident finally came to light. It turned out that it was just the work of a live streamer!

Why would a top-notch special effects team be willing to work for a certain live streaming platform? The simple reason is that there are too many people!

The behavior of a certain live broadcast platform throwing away watermelons to pick up sesame seeds is incredible. It insists on taking an unconventional path. The company is probably in trouble!

As soon as the article was published, it immediately attracted viewers to read it, and they kept laughing. At the same time, a director who was preparing to shoot a movie recently even posted a message on the official Weibo of this live broadcast company.

May I ask how much money you guys made? I also want to hire such a great team to do special effects for my movie.

The comments are even more hahahaha.

Many people said that the director was also keeping up with the trend and advised the director to spend a lot of money to recruit a special effects team to ensure that they contributed movie tickets.

However, the official Weibo of the aloof live broadcast company still did not respond, because the chairman of the board of directors issued an order not to post on Weibo!!!

The director of the branch processing department took a break from his busy schedule and called the person in charge of the live broadcast room, asking, "How is the audience reaction in the live broadcast room?"

The handler was silent for more than ten seconds before he replied with a serious face, "They were laughing and saying that our handler's acting was too fake."

Director: “???”