I’m Not a Human Anymore!

Chapter 49: A true documentary

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Ms. Feng rang the doorbell in the ward. The young nurse Zhao Jia, who was in charge of this ward, said goodbye to Xu Dongyou and the other two and ran into the ward quickly.

Although she wanted to stay here to listen to more inside information, her duties as a medical staff made her choose to leave without hesitation.

When Xu Dongyou Tianze was about to leave, Lin Jingyun hurriedly asked if she could give him a contact number. Firstly, she could transfer money as a thank you gift or reward for his help. Secondly, she was really scared by this kind of thing, so if she encountered it again, she could seek help in time.

This was not the first time Tian Ze had dealt with such a matter, so he answered directly: "Generally speaking, when such abnormal events occur, it is most effective to call the police and explain clearly what happened. This information will be uploaded to our processing bureau, and then a special handler will come to handle these matters."

Lin Jingyun finally breathed a sigh of relief and quickly thanked him several times.

Tian Ze came in a van, and when he returned he happened to take away Chen Dachao who was being detained in a police car.

When they arrived at the processing bureau, Tian Ze dragged Chen Dachao out of the car and punched him several times, cursing, "You are a beast worse than pigs and dogs."

He was so desperate for money that he actually took advantage of his own daughter.

Xu Dongyou would definitely stop it under normal circumstances, but now he tacitly ignored it. He felt that what this person did was really too much.

Xu Dongyou doesn't need to deal with the next things. Tian Ze will hand Chen Dachao over to a department that specializes in handling the follow-up. The other party will get information about the martial arts that Chen Dachao has learned and its source, and finally convict him. Of course, before being imprisoned to serve his sentence, Chen Dachao's memory will be erased.

This is to prevent Chen Dachao from using his skills to harm others after he is released from prison, and to solve the problem at the source.

The man with glasses and others were also handling the situation, quietly waiting for Tian Ze and Xu Dongyou to come out after they finished their work.

"Now that this is over, let's all go out for a good meal together," Captain Tian Ze made the decision.

Xu Dongyou nodded. He had deliberately worn a hood to cover his face before coming here, but unfortunately everyone knew Tian Ze, so they could naturally guess that the person standing next to him was Xu Dongyou.

The newcomers were envious and jealous, and the old people couldn't help feeling sad and envious. Feng Chen, who happened to enter the hall, couldn't help but snorted coldly.

Tian Ze couldn't help but roll his eyes and said meaningfully, "Which idiot is humming? It's really unpleasant to hear."

Feng Chen was so angry that he wanted to fight with Tian Ze like usual, but this was a special period, so he endured it, chose to pretend he didn't hear anything and walked away.

Tian Ze rolled his eyes and, rarely, stopped mocking him.

After Xu Dong left the processing office, all the processing staff dared to discuss the matter openly.

"They are the members of the Eighth Team. The one with that particularly annoying and arrogant smile is Tian Ze. I don't know how he got so lucky to have such good teammates." The old team member suppressed his jealousy and explained to the newcomer.

It was the new guy named Lidong who joined their team. Maybe in time it would be their small team that would become famous.

"But I don't quite understand. I watched his live broadcast and felt that he was not professional at all. It looked like he was a newcomer like me. Why would the bureau give him such an important task?" The newcomer was very confused and thought that if he had come a few days earlier, he might have become a host.

"Stop dreaming. Did you see that man who just walked past? He is the most talented person in the branch. He was promoted to captain of a team not long after he came to the bureau. Even he can't take this task, let alone others who are qualified." The old handler burst the newcomer's fantasy.

The newcomer was even more confused after hearing this, "Since even the captain of the first team couldn't take this task, why can the newcomer do it?"

"Don't ask. If you ask, just say that the other party has done something that no one, including the big boss, has been able to do." The old handler thought of his shameful black history of being so scared that he peed his pants and screamed when he entered the sealing formation, and the captain had to go in personally to pull him out. He immediately became unhappy.

Newcomer: “???”

So what is it? Maybe he can do it.

Xu Dongyou and his friends found a relatively quiet environment to eat. The food was delicious. Besides, it was Tian Ze who treated them to the meal, so Xu Dongyou felt embarrassed to eat too much. He secretly decided to bring his parents and younger brother to eat next time.

It's all about money...

Xu Dongyou suddenly felt a headache.

He used to be troubled by not having money, but now that he is rich, he is troubled by why he has money.

After eating and drinking, everyone started talking about Xu Dongyou’s live broadcast, and Xu Dongyou only answered yes or no.

"When do you plan to do the next live broadcast?" Tian Ze asked while drinking. The others also looked at Xu Dongyou curiously.

Xu Dongyou thought about it seriously and said, "Well, I should wait a week to see the comments from the outside world before making a decision. After all, this is my first time doing a live broadcast and there are still many shortcomings."

Everyone nodded in understanding. Zhang Wu nodded and expressed his opinion. He said, "Since the content of the live broadcast is to popularize all abnormal events and let the public slowly accept these as the premise, there is no need to create a lively atmosphere like other entertainment live broadcasts."

Xu Dongyou understood what Zhang Wu meant.

After all, it is an official live broadcast of popular science. No one can determine whether it is qualified as a live broadcast. As long as it can complete the task and achieve the purpose of popularizing science to everyone, it can be regarded as a perfect execution of the task.

Everyone nodded in approval.

After dinner, everyone dispersed. Xu Dongyou returned to school. When his roommate in the dormitory saw Xu Dongyou, he immediately asked, "Dongyou, have you watched the video?"

Xu Dongyou shook his head. He had been busy handling tasks all day and had no time to look at his phone. He just took the time to look at the barrage and answer some questions.

"You didn't even know about such a big thing? Just log on to Weibo, this video will be on the trending search list, go and have a look, the special effects are simply amazing." My roommate strongly recommended it to me.

Xu Dongyou had a vague premonition, so he opened Weibo and scanned the trending searches. Sure enough, the live broadcast videos of the strange fish hitting the boat and the toy bear shop were both on the trending searches. In particular, many people were shouting to hurry up and close the live broadcast room, as a new channel had appeared in it, which contained a documentary with particularly explosive content.

Xu Dongyou clicked into his own live broadcast room, and there was indeed a documentary channel on it, with the first episode written on it: Doll Shop.

Xu Dongyou clicked on it out of curiosity, and first saw an extremely explosive opening, subtitles, and soundtrack.

It is completely comparable to documentaries shot by professional film and television teams.

First, solemn music sounded, accompanied by an equally rigorous and solemn opening special effects animation, and then the title of the film appeared suddenly.

Abnormal event handling records

There is a line of small characters in the lower right corner.

—Produced by the official processing bureau.

It looked very impressive and impressive. Then, another exciting music sounded, and a male voice with an exceptionally deep and magnetic voice appeared: "The Abnormal Events Handling Bureau, as an official agency that specializes in handling all abnormal events, decided to launch a platform for popular science live broadcasts a few days ago. A certain handler will show everyone the truth and information about abnormal events during the execution of the task. Today, this handler is carrying out a task."

Then I appeared on the screen, but I couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

The narration continued: "He found that the caller in this mission mentioned the doll for the first time, so he found the lady's address through the alarm information. When he arrived at the community, he met up with the captain, went to a certain building in a certain community, and knocked on a lady's door."

"Then the door opened, revealing the face of the person who called the police. He looked pale, haggard, and terrified..."

The music, sound effects, and editing techniques, the live broadcast process was edited exceptionally well and beautifully. Everyone in the comments was saying it was awesome, the editing was so professional!

This is what Xu Dongyou thought.

After he finished watching the entire documentary, he even felt a little unsatisfied. Someone in the comments said that Ms. Feng's crying voice was so touching.

But many more people expressed doubts.

Why can't I remember their appearance even though I can clearly see the details of their facial features? Is there something wrong with this documentary? It's so scary.

I only saw the smell of money, the special effects, the editing, the sense of a blockbuster movie. As for why I can't remember their appearance, maybe it's high technology.

But which high-tech company would specifically study how to forget faces

The documentary replaced all the information about the doll shop owner who called the police with someone, but when I watched the original live video, the more I watched, the more I felt that I knew the people in the live video. The style of the doll shop owned by the female owner, the fact that her surname was Lin, the best-selling stuffed bear, and the fact that there was indeed a doll shop owner named Chen across the street were all exactly the same. This is too much of a coincidence!

I just checked, and it turns out that this female boss hasn’t opened the store for exactly two months, so all the information matches!

What's so strange about this? It's nothing more than the female boss personally going on a live broadcast to act out the show. There's nothing to make a fuss about.

The live broadcast trended in the hot search, and some people were surprised and asked the official what was going on with the live broadcast, why people couldn't remember the faces of the people on the screen, and whether some latest technology products were used.

However, the official live broadcast platform remained aloof and did not respond. Instead, as more and more people got to know the official live broadcast room, they clicked to follow it.

My roommate came over and said, "Isn't it amazing? I have long suspected that this live broadcast website wants to rely on live broadcast to attract traffic and then transform into a video website."

Xu Dongyou was stunned for a moment, then said hesitantly, "I'm not sure."

The roommate shook his head mysteriously, "You don't know this, right? In my opinion, this is definitely the case. If you don't believe me, just wait and see. Then you will know whether what I said is correct or not. If I didn't guess it right, I will drink soda upside down!"

Other roommates said, "Yes, that's what I thought, but I didn't guess it right. We all drank soda while standing upside down.

Xu Dongyou was silent, imagining his roommates standing in a row and drinking soda while doing handstands, and then he whispered, "Let's just say goodbye..."

He really didn't want to see his roommates drinking soda while standing upside down.

Wan‌ is choking.